₦airaland Forum

You don't need to mention the company's name in your reports. Poor journalism.

laudate:
Oh, you have just realised this...??! Congratulations.

What are you just realising?

bugzbunny:
We missed u bro... But u can't just walk away when.. The kraangs are multiplying.. With names like
Dayo
Sweetlemon
Egift
Agarawu
Omenka
Obiagelli
Rilwayne
Rilwon
Passingshot
Idrismusty
Fulanimafia etc....
We need all d help available bro

Forget! Dem no reach!

mitchie58:
I'm different because I don't care about the fame


But I actually care about the money

Hmmm. Very true. Relationships will be cold without food and drink. Money plays important roles in any relationship. More so, I learnt love can't pay the bills.

mitchie58:
Hehehe
Not all girls o

Really? I thought all girls are like that oh. So what makes you different from other girls?

mitchie58:
:DWhy fight over him when he won't marry any of you at the end of the day?

Why fight over him when he won't marry any of you at the end of the day?

Dem no need him marriage. Dem just won kurukere with am ni. Girls loving fame since 1759.

Outdated. Learn to be creative.

Stupid woman. So make the girl no make use of her kpekus? Nonsense, whether na for decoration.

christinie:
Salute!

Where dearpreye? Without dearpreye your list is lopsided like PMB appointment list.

onomeglo:
Girls sha.. Must she expose those innocent things to be beautiful or wat?

Did I hear you say innocent? Those boobs are as guilty as Osacar pistorius. Boobi wey me no dey take play, nahin dis ediot dey sample as she like.

Thank God say na person wey dey alive go fit post for Nairaland.

ajepako:
In my time in 2001, I enjoyed Kebbi state

Till date, Kebbi state still remains one of the most peaceful and Boko Haram free Northern state

So, Kebbi, it is..

Sokoto was cool as well.

You are really paranoid. He is ready, you are not. Make I beg you, I beg no take your raggae spoil the girl blues oh. The lord is your strength as you let her go oh.

People always go.

That car must be from the movie transformer.

StephanieEzeh:
Except you are not mature emotionally as a lady or you are just too incapable of stepping up your game, the following characters should be a total turn-off for any right thinking lady with class!

1. "Mature" guys that sag: You can see the mature in quotation marks because I doubt if they are really mature! Some guys who are above 30 still sag their trousers! Don't you look at yourself in the mirror and see how you look like a condemned prisoner on Death Row to be hanged? Dress decently guys and stop all these silly attributes of a naïve teen that you are always trying to put up! That's irresponsibility to the core!!! No responsible woman will date you abeg

2. Calling a girl countless times: Its time to behave yourselves guys. When you call a girl up to 3 times and she's not picking, chill and see if she calls you back. If she doesn't, it means she isn't into you at all. If she calls back, fine. You should know this by now; calling her all the way when she's not picking exposes you as a desperate love-starved guy that can used and dumped! Personally, this turns me off.

3. Wanting to have sex immediately you meet a girl: Except she is a woman of easy virtue, demanding for sex or trying to entice her to sleep with you would definitely turn a right-thinking woman off immediately! What if she's your sister? Would you want another guy to get down with her just like that? It is the unusual, abnormal and unnecessary thirst for sex that makes many guys to act like programmed machines when you see a woman, you begin to analyze her female anatomy with your ravened eyes like hungry lions because small shawarma and probably, 2 bottles of SNAP that you bought.

4. Begging a girl to love you: Any guy that begs me to love him has already been seen as an incurable mugu by me. It is a huge turn-off!!! Whether you do it through phone call, sms or face to face, its still the same thing. Do you know how you appear when you do this? Like a dumb ass! Yea, a dumb bloke Some would even go as far as kneeling down for you.

5. Bad English: When some guys open their mouths to speak, you would be surprised! They can't even differentiate past tense from present tense or past-participle from past tense! A guy once met me at a mall and asked: "Did you attend Uniport? Your face looks similar" . I held myself back from bursting out laughing!!! Instantly, right there, standing with him, I was turned off and I left him staring into the air like an abandoned child.

6. Begging a girl for cash and other goodies:

Whenever guys rant about digging in girls, I just laugh. I have experienced it several times and first-hand, where guys beg as if there's no tomorrow for stuffs like cash, recharge cards, etc. This is shameful. Its disgraceful If I want to get a present for a guy or give him cash, which is not advisable if he's not a worthy person, I'll do that from my heart but not you scheming and begging. Why don't you get up your lazy butt and look for something useful to do with your life? You think Nigerian ladies are like those white women you scam daily? We are far wiser...but some ladies still fall for such romantic scam all in the name of love from Mr Smooth-talker!

7. Irresponsible life-style: Some guys don't even consider their age. They still feel they are 10 years old. They do nothing other than smoking skunk, weed, cigarette, popping Tramadol and all silly types of drugs you can ever imagine. That's a huge turn-off if you don't know. Only the awful smell that emanate from your body after smoking and excessive drinking can even make a woman leave you immediately!

The plural of "stuff" is stuff ok, not stuffs like you wrote. That guy made a mistake, it's just spoonerism.

She can't have it all.

Zehner:
guy it's sis. I am a girl.

Sorry sis. U make sense jo.

Zehner:
OP let me tell you something. There is a woman in surulere that makes nothing less than 20k everyday from frying akara as in people book her akara.
Now multiply 20 by 6 days and see how much she makes in a month. My dear even me Don dey reason selling akara. Bottom line is to make money. There is no way you can compare someone who makes money daily and the other who makes money monthly and has pending bills to settle.

Your sanity is intact bro. I salute your point of view. You are truly on point.

Olamide, chose yes or no?
1. Your baby mama is a bed material? (Yes) or (No) Olamide. yes.
2. Is your baby mama a wife material? (Yes) or (No) Olamide. No.

iamtheconjee:
Sitting with a bunch of acquaintances discussing unemployment. Then a question was thrown to the floor.

What would you not do even though you are unemployed.
For me, I can't sell akara or recharge card, What if my friends see me? My REP will be totally destroyed!!!

Time to grow up. I guess your parents still spoon feed you abi? If not you will put that your weak reputation aside, sale akara or recharge card and make your pathetic friends envy you. Who dey reason you sef?

onomeglo:
lolz.. Just chilled, why not give him some time?huh you can start complaining or judging after his 100days in office

With this lopsided appointments made, I do not think I need 100 days to judge Buhari. Buhari is playing by the rules. Strengthen the north and weaken other region politically. Buhari is a true Fulani.

onomeglo:
Hmmm.na him sabi,as far as those he appointed will deliver well no problem,one nigeria

Can anything good come from a despot? African leaders can never deliver on their electoral promises, Buhari is the president of Nigeria, so, I doubt if he can deliver on the unrealistic promises made. As events unfold, I will watch from the sideline. This is just the beginning of many dramas to come.

INTROVERT:
well....
south east.... zero
in the words of Ahmadu Bello "When we cannot find a northerner for the job we recruit expatriates because if you employ an Igbo man as a laborer in a factory, by the end of the year he would be the supervisor of the factory"

His words are still reflecting in our polity. The igbos are seriously marginalised.

mrvitalis:
Are the gods now at sleep. .. Let them choose na

Is Adedoyin a prof?

Agbaletu:
Buhari is executing northern agenda, just wait until he appoints ministers. Are there no incorruptible southerners that can be trusted? One year is even too much for me to put his government on the scale, i am just waiting for the northern ministerial's list. The north is laughing at the south......

The southerners still have not realised that they are mere tools in hands of the northerners, a tool that aid the northern agenda. How can the south forget so soon that PMB is a despot, now they are crying.

raayah:
Organized religion is one of the major causes of the increase in crime rate .

Deeper Life is a major culprit. They encourage their workers to quit their jobs so that they can 'serve god' more. After doing this, they start living in poverty, become desperate and turn to crime.

I was born and bred deeper life. I know first-hand what goes on there. They are very hypocritical. They encourage their members to breed like rats.

How can you encourage jobless men to have 8 kids. I remember one member was arrested for stealing pigs to feed his large family. He was unemployed like the rest.

what of the brothers that were warned to quit their jobs because they missed workers meeting? The stupid one who complied are still looking for jobs today.

Don't let me start with deeper life today.

Organized religion is the major culprit for crime.

You forgot to mentioned the spoilt brats too

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IzonOwei:
This is one reason why I am angry with GEJ and denzieni till this moment and even all our militants...instead of us to grab our blocks back my so called leaders of niger delta were shining their teeth with the oligarchs from the north... ....i will forever be angry with GEJ till we take what is ours back...

My jejune brothers in the niger delta are hypnotized some way by greed to think that the NDDC,minister for niger delta affairs and the chicken change they pay to the militants is all what we need as niger deltans..but NO...all oil resources belongs to us and we should fight for it until we claim it...

I am so angry with news like this...if I can see GEJ right now I would tell him to his face that he disappointed us big time by not doing the needful with the north...

I willl back to express my anger more...

Your dreams might never come true bro. It might come to reality if we practised true federalism. Our 1999 constitution is not friendly at all, it is anti-Nigerdelta.

Op what's your problem with that? Idiot that is what you are. Na your mouth him take drink am? Mumu like you. Learn to mind your business. Alakori oshi!

Cool pictures, but when you say breathtaking I think it over rated.