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Now which breast the baby won suck? Mama dey alive pikin no go fit suck breast? Anyway, congratulations!

Naija university will never teach u to be an employer of labour, instead, they train u to keep looking for job u can never find. Mtcheewww!

If to say him know say him go die early for line of duty...I swear dis guy for no join soldier. Bokoharam has been wasting lives since 1996.

Thief na thief. Who steal with gun na thief. Person wey steal with biro na thief. Those wey dey empty our treasury nko? Dem no be thieves? But these set of political thieves are untouchable. Chai! If to say dem no catch dem, dem 4 be champions, biggest boys, even give testimonies for church. Dem don even tear Lexus Jeep and SUV's . Anyway, naija police una doh!

Wetin concert me for there?

I tire for this kind news. Shuoooo!I tire for this kind news. Shuoooo!I tire for this kind news. Shuoooo!

This whole story is from the movie "INDECENT PROPOSAL". Bros, abi I lie? U just modify the stuff. Good one though.

My little boy woke me up this early morning and asked me, daddy, what song is the most sang song in the world? I was mute. Really, I do not have the answer to my little boy's question. Can anyone please help me with the answer, my boy is patiently waiting for an answer.

EvenInFreetown:
What d op asked was:which of them is GRAMMATICALLY correct?.Grammar is simply obeying d rules of english both in speech and in writing. However,it could appear illogical smtimes e.g, make is plural, makes is singular.boy is singular, boys is plural.sheep is said to be uncountable noun,but goat is countable(sounds funny and illogical),but it's just the rule(law). We must adhere to it.just like in Nigerian law,smone that stole billions of naira upon conviction would be asked to choose b/w paying N750k or serving a 2-year jail term,whereas, a petty theif that stole, say,N10k would be sentenced to 3yrs jail term without an option of fine.so,but dats just d law(rule) which the judges are tied to, even when they are convinced that it's very illogical.I think i've digressed a lot just to draw my point.To answer the question, it is:'my name is'.That is d grammatical rule which even the native english speakers(british)use.However,you are free to freestyle in literary works(speeches/writing),which involves expressing ur thoughts originally as they come out from ur sub-conscience mind,such as u can see in literally works - peoms,prose, etc. writers use it to narrate their stories originally as d thoughts comes.such as in love letters,songs,hymns,novels,even in speeches etc.

Please, how is sheep an uncountable noun? I understand the plural of sheep is sheep, that It is an uncountable noun, I need explanation.

Let's look at the rules of concord, I mean, agreement. When two things form a unit. Eg. Rice and stew is my best food. Why not rice and stew are my best food? The concord rule says rice and stew form a Unit. Just like bread and butter, they also form a unit. By this rule my names form a single entity, a singular me. So I go with, my name is Tunji Agboola.

I stand to be corrected oh. No disrespect please.

remember007:
time to stop drinking Fanta... but the first time I drank Orijin my eyes turn me, so what should i drink?

Drink nothing

Now dem say no more ogogoro. How do I now arrange my jedi-jedi herbs. This one dey kill, that one dey kill, which one no dey kill na. Very soon eva water go dey kill sef. Nonsense.

vivypretty:
I don't see any reason y I will let my man do that if am in perfect condition to do it








but u men can give us your pant and boxers to wash

U talk well b4 oh. Now u don spoil am again.

twerkjack:
ALL THESE GUYS SAYING THEY WONT DO IT ARE DAFT. SO UR WIFE WILL DO IT FOR U AND U SAY U WONT DO IT FOR HER. PITY MOST OF THESE COMMENTS ARE ARE EVEN COMING FROM BROKE ASS NIGGAZ. SMH

Can u make ur husband do dat 4 u? Do u call dat love? I hope u have brothers too?

I can't do it. Give woman chance, she go take chances. Anyway, its against my tradition. I can remove her pant wella, but wash, no way. Lol

HungerBAD:
In the entirety of your story, not once was the word LOVE used. You never loved him, but AGE was on your side and that is the only reason you got married.

I feel no pity for you.

Na only Love? Like sef scarce. U wey dey tripple date. Nonsense

Atlantian:
I dey sample dem bro. Tonight I am calling in 2. Hahahahaaha We die with nothing oh. Not even pikin. I must enjoy first.

Ehya! Oh nice gan. But sample with caution oh. The lord is ur strength. Eku sampling

Atlantian:
There is no end to responsibilities in this world. So, getting married early introduces you to a world of responsibilities and till old age, there is no end in sight. I advise people to enjoy their youth and singlehood till a very very ripe age before joining the marriage wagon. Cos, the thing called marriage, no be beans oh. And till old age, na so so responsibilities full your head.

Bro, are u scared of commitment and responsibility? Abi u still won to dey sample?

Joromi1:
It's a Nigerian phenomenon that when you marry at a very young age, you'll avoid the stress and pain of raising your kids at old age. If that is only reason then the idea is useless because one needs to be mature and financially strong enough before taking decisions towards that

Oya dey there. Wait from now till eternity. u won wait till u get money like Dangote abi? Ur name na sorry.

OmoPastor:
http://thenationonlineng.net/new/we-are-winning-war-against-boko-haram%E2%80%8E-buhari/

Despite recent attacks by the Boko Haram sect, President Muhammadu Buhari on Friday said Nigeria is progressively winning the war against insurgents.

He said this in his address as the Special Guest of Honor at the graduation of 174 military officers of senior course 37 of the Armed Forces Command and Staff College (AFCSC), Jaji.

https://s6.postimg.org/hyr5qqkup/buhari_2.jpg

The President pointed out the importance of harnessing the strengths of multiple security actors as demonstrated in the fight against terrorism.

Represented by Vice President Yemi Osinbajo, Buhari expressed confidence in the quality of training received by officers in the institution, which according to him has adequately prepared the military to confront current threats to national and global security.

He, however, cautioned the officers to be mindful of the “distracting and diversionary” nature of today’s highly sensitive media environment.

“Some of you will be deployed in crisis-prone areas, for either internal security or peace support operations outside your country, giving that we live in a common global environment, you must be conscious of your actions,” he warned the graduands.

On the global scene, Buhari said Nigeria remains firmly committed to the maintenance of international peace and security, adding that the country will continue to collaborate with other governments to promote peace, stability and development on the African continent and around the world.

He therefore charged the military to leave up to expectations at all time and to uphold the nation’s enduring legacy in global peacekeeping operations.

“As members of the armed forces, you have a principal role to play in protecting the lives and property of our citizens.

“While maintaining internal peace and security remains primarily the responsibility of the civil police, the scale of the current security challenges facing our nation requires the military to play a more decisive role in support of civil power.

“Always remember that ethnicity and religious intolerance are the greatest threats to our collective security as people and as a nation. I urge you all to guard against these negative sentiments in the discharge of your noble duties,” the President counseled.

Bros na lie.

misssclassy:
[color=#000050]At times, one has to let out his or her mind.
It helps. [/color]

Now u are my friend lol

misssclassy:
[color=#000050]At times, one has to let out his or her mind.
It helps. [/color]

Now u are my friend lol

misssclassy:
[color=#000050]To be honest, I am.
Its really annoying when I take my time to write something and someone just comes out to say I plagarized, or I don't anything about what I am saying.

The super mod that moved the thread to home page isn't _stupid. She was trained to do her job. And her job includes making sure a thread without a link isn't on front page, unless she can guarantee that it wasn't plagiarized.

This is just the problem with most Nigerians. For christ sake because you can't do something doesn't mean someone else can't
God gave us brains for a reason. If you place boundaries for yourself, doesn't mean someone else should.

Those that write articles on websites don't have two heads do they?

Psychiatrists give advise on mental issues but does that mean that the have suffered from mental disorders in the past? No. It's just through acquisition of knowledge, observation, and analysis, and that's exactly what I did.

Sorry I am sounding a bit angry. This post isn't actually directed to you, but to all those quoting me and spilling trash.[/color]

Time to move on. Don't let criticism take u back, whether it is constructive or not. I thought silence would have been golden.

freeage7:
Its ok. Misssclassy. Hope u are not angry oh?

The number one thing that leads to divorce is intimacy. Out of 10 divorces, 7 are on the ground of sex.

misssclassy:
[color=#000050]I don't plagiarize. I wrote it myself. You can do your research if you want.

For goodness sake, we hear of marital issues everyday. We hear stories on the radio and tv, we listen to peoples experiences. So what's wrong in putting it all into writing?

Must I be married before I am able to write such?[/color]

Its ok. Misssclassy. Hope u are not angry oh?

allanphash7:
You quoting a wrong person bro


Am not missclassy

No vex jo

allanphash7:
Seems someone is angry here

Bravo! Great write up. But did u interview any marriage experts? Or any divorcee? Did u take ur time to talk to people or couple that are divorced or the ones that are on the brink of divorce. Are u married? Do u have a first hand information? or u just plagiarised? No disrespect pls.

The last time I checked, Femi Adesina is from the south west oh. Wetin una want nah? The yoruba agenda or the northern agenda, or the Nigeria dream of a better life?

I beg give me that pastor's address, I need him as soon as possible(ASAP). We have lots of mad men and women at Ile-ife and Ijebu-ode.

They are not telling the koko in the story. There is more to this. Go get more facts pls.

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oduastates:
All states in the SW should go ahead and demolish all illegal structures, shacks ,rubbish and paanty which litters the region.
All those wooden benches ,stalls and containers .
Those tomatoes seller should be given collapsible plastic stalls which must be removed at the end of the day.
High street which can be shut down for conversion into temporarily markets ,4 days a week must be identified and made available to those who are willing to pay taxes into the tills of the local government.
I was on holidays 3 months ago , the feeling I have whenever I come back into the mess remains the same as it was 6 years .
Nigeria is one big eyesore.
No greens, no open spaces , no planning ,no air to breathe . Just people living on top of each other .
Do not get me started on Those churches ,mosques,generator noises and beeping of horn .
The LASG should dust up her law books and start enforcing them .
Baba kekeere (jakande) was well known for his bull dozers.

[quote author=oduastates post=35325942]All states in the SW should go ahead and demolish all illegal structures, shacks ,rubbish and paanty which litters the region.
All those wooden benches ,stalls and containers .
Those tomatoes seller should be given collapsible plastic stalls which must be removed at the end of the day.
High street which can be shut down for conversion into temporarily markets ,4 days a week must be identified and made available to those who are willing to pay taxes into the tills of the local government.
I was on holidays 3 months ago , the feeling I have whenever I come back into the mess remains the same as it was 6 years .
Nigeria is one big eyesore.
No greens, no open spaces , no planning ,no air to breathe . Just people living on top of each other .
Do not get me started on Those churches ,mosques,generator noises and beeping of horn .
The LASG should dust up her law books and start enforcing them .
Baba kekeere (jakande) was well known for his bull dozers.

oduastates:
All states in the SW should go ahead and demolish all illegal structures, shacks ,rubbish and paanty which litters the region.
All those wooden benches ,stalls and containers .
Those tomatoes seller should be given collapsible plastic stalls which must be removed at the end of the day.
High street which can be shut down for conversion into temporarily markets ,4 days a week must be identified and made available to those who are willing to pay taxes into the tills of the local government.
I was on holidays 3 months ago , the feeling I have whenever I come back into the mess remains the same as it was 6 years .
Nigeria is one big eyesore.
No greens, no open spaces , no planning ,no air to breathe . Just people living on top of each other .
Do not get me started on Those churches ,mosques,generator noises and beeping of horn .
The LASG should dust up her law books and start enforcing them .
Baba kekeere (jakande) was well known for his bull dozers.

Hmmm. Funny u.