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This nairaland sha, e be like seun dey use juju.

People hardly ever truly leave.

Welcome wey bread madam babeosisi?

ItzChinnex:
She is 22 years

Na so! I know na.
!

Some people get mind o. This one is 22? Hmmm! I weak.

Happy lie lie birthday still.

Alpha male in you indeed, mugu!

Abeg salah was doing fasting, that's why that small pull injured him, nonsense!

Nonsense!

freshvine:
i nominate freecocoa. she's a potential baby momma due to the way she regularly visit iconic fraudster, chucky234.

I've told you the day you stop spewing nonsense about me, is the day you die, so carry go.

I swear my man would literarily kill me, if I was that woman. Just how careless can one be?

I always used to think he was too harsh on women with kids, when I hear him yell at them for not holding them(the kids) tight enough, he doesn't even care if they are strangers or not.

Having witnessed one or two incidents where a car almost ran a kid over because the mum wasn't looking for a minute, I have come to see his reasons.

You can never be too careful with children, especially toddlers, they can free themselves from your grip, if you are not very careful.

What a painful and avoidable death, rest in peace little one.

The way these ones start yelling "God" up and down like some sort of prayer warrior, after their lovers abandon them, makes me wonder, abeg did God come into existence only after you've almost fornicated your life away and went to get belle with no plan for yourself? Na wa o!

Make una take am easy o.

Okay, robbers now have unions, only in Naija.

This is the point at which I truly give up.

Who did we offend biko nu?

I don't believe this nonsense.

Liars everywhere.

gypsey:
Is this Rubbish supposed to make sense to me? or explains what a bloody body count is?.

It wouldn't make sense because you obviously lack said sense.

Its nobody's job to explain what a body count is(something so basic BTW)to you, especially not when you are being a colossal embarrassment to yourself, by being 'shitingly' rude about it.

What are you being cocky for if you don't know such simple things?

austyn0:
I expect mine to be like this,,,,Imagine this scenario....

Me: Sweetheart,, the evening is boring,, I want us to like uhh,, play something more like a straightforward truth game,, you in?(grinning)

She:Yeah babe..

Me:You are gonna be sincere, like really sincere and I as well,, it is about our past.

She:Okay, go on[anxiously]

Me:How many guys lamba'd you before we met?(smiling and giving her the "oya lie look"

She:Baby this kind question cef(shrugging)

Me:Laughing)Just answer nau,,I will tell you mine too..

She:They are people I seriously want to forget ever since I met you...

Me:I understand dear,,.let it out..

She: Just five...

Me:So five guys dan enter that precious gate before me? chai...

She:Oya you tell me yours...
Me:I be virgin before I met you....

She:Laughing),, You can't be serious, tell me joor...

Me: Just eight...

She:Babe you just reminded me of my past,, never wanted you to be any part of it..

Me:Sorry dear, just wanted to refresh our memories,, (Cuddles her)..

What's the scouting for trouble here?

Story, till it happens will you know that, painting a picture of it the the way you did, doesn't make having that information that trivial or should I say, fun.

Its a judgemental question, especially when its a guy that's asking, so let's not deceive ourselves.

gypsey:
what the hell is a body count? eh? do you people just make things up or what?

It wouldn't hurt you to learn the things you don't know.

A man that does not know, and knows not that he does not know, will never know.

austyn0:
It depends on the kinda man,, you are generalizing now babe..

Any kind of man that wants that information is scouting for trouble.

Oga anyhow you people like make una do, we no want again. This relationship is over.


But why do I still feel like Buhari will still be president come 2019? Could it be because they always rig elections?

austyn0:
Dear it strengthens the trust and increases the relationship span.

Lies, just leaves room for one person(the man) to judge the woman and mostly wrongly

.

Mschew.

So what would he do with that information? Na foolishness dey do this ojoro of a man.

Words of a hurt shediot.

You don't have sense this woman.

Ishilove:
Hey, your eye is turning you?? Congrats o!

Take peppery stuff, it will help with the morning sickness. Also, eat smaller portions and don't forget to eat lots of veggies, drink water (but not too much so you don't keep puking every 30 minutes) and exercise a little.

Oh, my little freecocoa is all grown up and fecundated! If only you can see my tears of joy pouring down...

*sob*

Better stop that thing you are smoking, na you fecundate me? See me o.

Dyt:

I have banged every guy na
As NL LovePeddler

I'm sure you have.

Dyt:
Who wouldn't know we were just having a casual chat

I no trust all these nlanders o, the next thing you will start hearing that cocoa confirmed dyt was banging oga shegs.

Fear these people o.

Dyt:
Like my cousin will say
NL whoreeee


Make I count my finger as I no fit remember


I no remember o
But e be like say na one person sha


I was just flirty jare

Lol, Dyt no mind me jare, you know I'm crazy.

Was just teasing girl. Good to see you.

Dyt:
Hahahahaha
Shegs is happily married ooo

There's nothing abeg

Okay, you know I will believe you as you have always been one of the realest here, still, tell me sha, who you nyash for here?

I will tell you mine after yours, aswear.

Dyt:
Same as Shegs
And many others

I love you too

I love you too , you know that but I still dey use one eye look una

Dyt:
Minus you and coogar?
Obviously

Yes na, we are the exception

Coogar my niggy for life, better clear road.

Dyt:
Does loving him mean we are romantically involved?


Didn't you ever tell coogar you loved him?
Or you never told idowu you loved her?

Dey dia make pa-i-nt dey wear you

Yeye somebori

Yes ke, una involve pass involvement sef, shey you want to tell me say you never hear say man and woman no dey be friend? (Minus me and coogar of course).

Dey there and be deceiving yourself.

wonlasewonimi:
I have said on this thread I don't have the time to aggregate and correlate datasets anymore. I do it for money now...

Coogar will be fine, I will see him when next I'm in ATL

Yea yea.

You will see him indeed.

Dyt:
I don't think I ever hid how much I loved Shegs
I wrote it everywhere I loved him
You and others must have seen it
Most definitely
And I will write it again


I LOVE R231

Keep loving another woman's man, you hear? We go soon see you for one blog where them panel beat you.

Dyt:
3rd wife?
Acant share

We?
How many of una?

You never serious na.

We plenty na, you think because we keep kwayet and act like we don't know what's happening, means we don't? Like duh!

wonlasewonimi:
Pele iyawo Coogar... I won't do it again please forgive me.

So where is ogbosky?

I'm not his iyawo but he is my person.

Na talk you dey find for my mouth, therefore if you ask me, na who I go ask?

Dyt:
I never marry
Gimme horseband

You go be 3rd wife?
That's what I have available now.

Dyt:
My neighbors are the best
Trust me


He's always been my lover

That's what you'll think till they see gun.

We know he is, so tell him you need money.