My collegue say her friend dey complain say guy wey she arrange for her dey smoke weed..

What the fvck!!

I did my NYSC service at Kogi, and........mehn, i dont want to remember dos bad time.

Healthy President... Wish My country have one

Healthy President... Wish My country have onre

Seems I know dis brother. I will investigate

One slay Queen go fry my hard earn plantain like dis?....She go refund my plantain ni oo....#King Kososhi

Do u have business/career idea?...Stop gossiping!!! I'm not interested.

Which State she dey serve....Make I get her number first before I can access her beauty. She dey whatsaap?

Na yellow we dey sell. But i wouldn't dat kind babe sha

Why should FG invite graduates for war training for 3 weeks? Why should FG invite graduates to be trained on how to manage minimum wage for one year? Why should FG waste the intelligence of a young graduate in an undeveloped rural area? Questions Nigerian youths need to ask FG.

And me will fu*k all throughout the night nii ooooooo...Dats why I wouldn'tstrrss myself much before wedding. No gist, no sleep....Gist and sleep wey we don dey do since while we're dating.

The location, please...and how large is it?

Or she no fine.....Or she be runs-girl...Or she don born...Or her market no dey sell

AN OPEN LETTER TO THE PRESIDENCY AND THE DIRECTOR GENERAL OF NYSC

Sad to say that many undergraduate youth does not know what await them during their NYSC period.
I wiil like to start from the experience of corpers in camp. The joy in them when they reach camp is incomparable. The urge to wear the kaaki uniform is really uncontrolled.
But in the real sense, whats the essence of camping graduate for military training for 3 weeks. Is it to train dem for war? An average Prospective Corp Member spends nothing less than N30, 000 to prepare for the camping exercise. The extortion in the camp is over-whelming. The food served in camp kitchen is called Under-Nutrition.

The money FG spends on NYSC orientation camp in each year is enough to train Nigerian graduates on useful entrepreneurial skills acquisition that will equip graduates to become self employed, and further create more job opportunities for them. What if they are given a sum of money after graduation?
Now, my main concern is that; does NYSC have any positive impact on youth's career? Imagine a young man who made it through 4 years of learning e.g Chemical Engineering, Biochemistry etc. After camping exercise, such person is given letter to teach in a village for one year. One year of no access to social amenity, no information provided on the career opportunity for him/her for the future.
I will rather suggest that graduate youth should be posted to firms where they can practice their course of study. In this way, practical application of what graduate learned in school will be developed and as well improve the economy of the country. You can imagine what experience Graduates include in their resume...Only teaching experience for one year. An engineering graduate for dat matter. If u should be d interviewer/employer in an organisation , what will u tell such one after interview, is it not for you to tell such applicant to write supplication to schools? Dos in government know about this writings, and dat's why u will never see their children in this kinda exercise.
Do you know that government had being training youth on how to manage poverty? Just imagine, corpers are given #19,800...minimum wage. And of course after some few month, dey will manage it well with no complain whatsoever.
The whole program needs re-structuring. The truth is we need a better intelligent innovation for a better future for youth.

Government should please do something towards re-branding of NYSC.

YEAR OF SERVICE: 2012/2013
PLACE OF SERVICE: KOGI STATE

chisox!!!!!!

Middle finger to Grammy....Beyonce rules!!!! Who knows Adele?

Bleep Grammy....Beyonce rules!!!! Who knows Adele?

Wetin him dey do for UK....As an old man in Nigeria, vacation are meant to be spent at ur village. Can u imagine una president close d gate dat supply us our daily needs..I.e importation. Close Nigerians up with Recession with outrageous inflation and held the key to UK to receive treatment from well equipped medical center.

Whats her qualification?
What asset did she have in her brain?
Can she cook?
Whats her relationship with God?
How devoted is she to Religion and how often did she pray?
About her asset...Na land assets she get, abi equity or MMM?

Dis kind bwest no fit increase my drogba an inch

Lekki-Epe Road, one of the best road connection in Lagos. And this route is where you can experience working traffic lights or stop signs, and different traffic control officers to manage the flow of traffic . No doubt that dis accident is 99% fault of the Driver. There must have being signal from the car about the brake failure, even more than 24 hours prior to that accident. But silly mentality of procrastination and no valve of live by public drivers in Lagos State have arise to this accident.

SUGGESTION: 1. Proper monitoring by Lagos State Transportation Authority. 2. Continual driver licence verification by FRSC. 3. Frequent public enlightenment/motor park rally by NGOs and Government agencies. 4. Official vehicle inspection for roadworthiness should be introduce to frequently inspect the status of the public buses.

What i will do?......Let it happen first, before i know what to do

And so?....Nairalanders don't give a Bleep

Their business

And This use to be Msc Project in most Universities ooo....Chei

Uncle Tee, see ya wife showing us her hawt leg now oo...If 2baba, Don J and Dr Sid see dis now, I don't know what will happen next