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Drsnives:
This guy no wise..
Good to be back.
That mod weh ban me , may God judge you

May peace be upon his soul
Using this medium to pray for @justwise too
The guy banned me till 2024 upon Shey I Dey find who to depend on for movement which is a norm everywhere even on a micro blogging apps called Twitter and Instagram
Una no Dey try for this Nairaland at all
I know it’s not possible to control a room I didn’t created but the highest in the room
Should handle it with care .
Nothing last forever

Insurance

SmartPolician:
Good evening, Nairalanders.

I hope you people are doing great.
So, I decided to go to a Lagos market, buy ingredients for stew and make a pot of stew.

This is what I could buy with over 8k.

Meat = 3k
Veg oil= 4k (King's oil - 2 litres)
Tomato and pepper = 600
Maggi = 100
Onions= 100
Tomato paste = 500 (5 sachets)
Curry leaves = 100

Total = #8400

I want to use this opportunity to appeal to Mr. Seun to incorporate into Nairaland bots that will track keywords used for online begging and block them.

Since some people have decided to foist on everyone bad leaders whom we clearly know have no plans for the country. Let's suffer together if they win but begging on Nairaland should be banned.

No lies .
Island worst

Me and love don’t get along
By tatiana manios
Give it a try and give me a like for thump up and share for thump down
Love doesn't go my way
Yeah, you should just stay away, babe
Cupid shot me in my leg, yeah-ay
And I tripped and fell on my face, yeah
Oh, I trip and fall way too quick
Soon as I catch feelings I lose them
Oh, I swear my heart must be bipolar
I got to get my shit in order
I cry to my friends I have been alone, yeah
It's so hard when you're on your own
They try to set me up with the guys they know
I just say I got plans I just be at home
Mr Right turned out to be wrong
And I stay when everybody moves on
My dream guy will never be mine, because
Me and love don't get along
I'm hard work and I don't care
I talk too much and I'm insecure
They let go while I'm still holding on
Me and love don't get along
But Bleep it any way
Love doesn't go my way (love doesn't go my way)
Yeah, you should just stay away babe (you should just stay away from me)
Cupid shot me in my leg, yeah (in my leg, yeah, in my leg, yeah)
And I tripped and fell on my face, yeah (I tripped and fell on my face)
Yeah, they say goodbye, I say hello
Never on the same page
'Cause I read things too slow (way too slow)
So terrible, I get bored too quick
Man, Lady-HD, there it goes again
Said I need to get my shit together yeah
'Cause nobody lives forever yeah
And just when I think I've found the one
I forget me and love, no we don't get along
Mr Right turned out to be wrong
And I stay when everybody moves on
My dream guy will never be mine, because
Me and love don't get along
I'm hard work and I don't care
I talk too much and I'm insecure
They let go while I'm still holding on
Me and love don't get along
Oh and I hate that I have just given up on love
I just hope that it has not given up on me
Not given up on me, hmm
Mr Right turned out to be wrong
And I stay when everybody moves on
My dream guy will never be mine, because
Me and love don't, no me and love don't
Me and love don't get along
Me and love don't get along
Me and love don't get along
No me and love don't, hey hey
Said me and love don't get along
No me and love don't, hey hey
Me and love don't get along
Mr Right turned out to be wrong
And I stay when everybody moves on
My dream guy will never be mine, because
(Never be mine because) Me and love don't get along
I'm hard work and I don't care
I talk too much and I'm insecure
They let go while I'm still holding on
Me and love don't get along
But Bleep it anyway

Sowore is pained

LogicallySXT:
Essential information men have been looking for.

I believe the grower type are more abundance in africa.



But what do you call the penis of the whites especially the asians that is small both when flaccid and erect?

lil growess

Acidosis to the world
Been a while big brother
May peace be upon all these small kids on Nairaland.
Nairaland is becoming more watery

Acidosis:
So when you try to conceive naturally for 6 months and you fail to get a positive result, do you turn around to thank your husband's sperm on social media when you eventually conceive after 8 months of trying?

If it is compulsory to appreciate someone, make sure you also thank the doctors that prescribed Zinc and the other supplements that helped your fertility process. Make sure you also appreciate the fruit seller on social media. Abi you did not take fruit and zinc??

Volta region in ghana niii

Politics

knowhowk:
Is that Statue?

No sir .
It’s staphylococcus

May peace be upon you
Awolowo Na your home town person
You Dey act like Shey you no see your
Home town / state person statue
Doctor wale

Lol

Post yours
Add your own

Nonexisting:
When you have yourself as your own partner. It works best for me currently and no single regrets so far. In fact I'm angry at myself for not discovering this long time ago.

May peace be upon you big brother
Stop holding on to the past . Without
Tasting the great pains one would never
Know the value of great happiness .
You actually need someone to complete yourself . Let’s forget about sex , household chores and other . There will be a time you will need someone , it may not be now but e fit be later . Most of us are always looking for happiness where there is no happiness . Trust me . There are still good women out there big brother . Search for it in the right place .

Nonexisting:
When you have yourself as your own partner. It works best for me currently and no single regrets so far. In fact I'm angry at myself for not discovering this long time ago.

May peace be upon you big brother
Stop holding on to the past . Without
Tasting the great pains one would never
Know the value of great happiness .
You actually need someone to complete yourself . Let’s forget about sex , household chores and other . There will be a time you will need someone , it may not be now but e fit be later . Most of us are always looking for happiness where there is no happiness . Trust me . There are still good women out there big brother . Search for it in the right place

You will know after some moments with her
My partner is peaceful and lovely
We are from different tribe but that doesn’t change anything . She’s a Christian . I’m a Muslim by faith .
I love her and she loves me
She’s from a good home and always free with me . She’s not the type that hide phone or chats
I can be with her phone from morning till night incase there is need to use hers .
I have access to every parts of her life ranging from accounts to everything .I teach her a lot of things because she likes learning . She reasons like a man at times as a result of the training I have given her . I’m presently studying psych as my second degree after a lot of years because I really love it though I’m in my thirties
She hates noise , my apartment is always quiet whenever she’s around and that shows she will be able to give my unborn kids a good parental upbringing .she’s hard working , she works for her money and things doesn’t freak her . I’m happy I stop cheating on her with some ladies that doesn’t match her in terms of energies and other. Though she’s not perfect and ain’t perfect too . We do fight and settle .
she force me to pray most times by laying my praying Mat and filling my kettle .
She’s happy that I’m practicing a religion because I wasn’t practicing none before
I pray we end up marrying each other
But if we don’t eventually end up together .
I pray God give her a responsible man

Mr Michael Jackson Osun state
The dancer
Unruly
Obo no offense
Uncle Demola is our uncle
He is a close friend to my dad
And to Mr Gbengba aregbesola too
They are all good people
Let’s forget about politics
They are nice people if you have the opportunity to come close to them
Osun agbewaoooooooo
Ase edumare

For the media don’t be surprise

This is government of the north again not government of the people

Juanmike:
Lalasticlala.
Anyway, the way Apc had refused to take responsibility for the mess they brought Nigeria into.
It will never be well with anyone that will vote for this evil party.
Call us for anything graphics.

Amen

Jnrprince1:
this buhari regime no be here oooo

Buhari no get anything to do with the collapsed building

They don’t see your vision
Some of them are blind

Sirheny007:
This story made fp yesterday in the afternoon.
It's here on the fp again.
What's happening? Is there a subtle smear campaign going on against Matawalle?
Or has Nairaland run out of news?

I think so .
Some of them act unserious now a days . They block people with life changing post and leave trolls to commit dia nuisance .
If this people are truly working , there should be a limit to the amount of trolls and bot acccount on here. They ain’t really taking their work serious . We really need to bring Nairaland back to normal . I miss Nairaland of 2008- 2014
Seun needs to start supervising the activities of these mods .
Some of them are not taking their job serious again . Be like they are belle full . Make them shift make him employ people whey wan work .
#youdontgrindyoudontshine#
#youdontworkyoudonteat#
#Greatpainsbirthgreatpeace#
Routine checks need to be done on the mods


Cc seun
Cc lalastica

Bunch of nitwits

God help me and my household . If we can live this nigeria for good it will be good

As you no gree leave inheritance for the next incoming president
May peace be upon you sir

fvck:
The Court should be bold enough to deal with anyone found guilty,no man should be above the law.

PS: someone said we Obidient youth can't go far,I laughed and refered him to the spirit of endsars,that same spirit is at work in the lives of millions of Nigerian youths across the world today.

The obidients are preparing a nice night ro have a great morning
Let them keep watching
May peace be unto the lookers

Tboymessiah:
Can 5 million get someone a student visa into UK, USA, Canada?

By the special grace of God
It will get you to uk
If you can manage your fund very well
Go to travelling section
Read through uk student visa
Tuition deposit most school Dey take 2000 pounds
Tuberculosis = 57800
Police report =30k
Visa fee and ihs fee about a million not up to
And other expenses which won’t take up to 1.5 meter

Deprofessional:
Please potential businesses one can start with the above amount.

Not anything online or cryptocurrency or forex.

Go into raw foodstuffs sales and supply
Rice , oil , indomie , spag and all sorts of bulk edibles .
Food business is the new generation ritual whey so many people do not know about
. Do you due diligence , visit companies for cheap supplies and manage your business by yourself for the first 2-4 years to see how the turn over is gonna be .
You can as well have a mini gas depo beside to cap it all .
Or get yourself a student visa to study in uk this January if you ain’t really business oriented
May peace be upon you big brother

Lagos
Lagoon
Lagoes
Laguns
Lagutters
Laregrets
Add your own

Are you as pretty as the girl in the third slide ?
If yes I’m cuter than that guy