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she's always simple....hit or miss?

I found this funny......what ya say?

There is nothing we won't see. Someone asked; If food is burning nau, how will this one smell it?



Girls! girls!! Girls!!! Still wondering about this. what ya say?

Whose sisters are these?
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She is looking sweet.........isn't she? Surprisingly some guys are starting to discriminate girls they ask out based on their heights, every guy is now looking for a model - like Agbani Darego - I think there is hope for short girls after seeing these photos of this popular American video vixen.



Nairalander guys....what ya say?

She can cook, clean and take good care of you, she even knows the road to "the other room" and keeps the room ready for you, but she has enough drama to make the KUWK look boring, will for marry? for $1m
Or what do you think?

Proud of herself and profession........she captioned one of the photos Asa Baby!
Nothing they can Tell me!


Nairalanders......believe you gat something to tell this young lady.

Is it lucrative or tacky? what do you think?

Virgin America has unveiled a pair of sneakers created by agency Eleven, that will give you the “flying first class” experience without ever leaving the ground. According to online reports, the sneakers are made of Italian white leather. The high-tech kicks are made from Italian white leather - to match Virgin America’s first class seats - with a stainless steel seat buckle around the ankle. A rechargeable battery powers built- in mood lighting, a USB phone charger, a video display and a Wi-Fi-enabled hotspot (data plan not included). The shoes which also feature LED moodlighting, a working airplane belt buckle, a USB port connected to a three-hour battery, and even a tiny LCD display for watching movies, is currently just one pair in existence which is being auctioned on eBay at $4,950 for charity with the proceeds going to Soles4Souls, an organisation focused on distributing clothing and shoes to the poor. Mike McKay, chief creative officer at Eleven, told Creativity Online: “Virgin America fliers are fashionable, sophisticated, and almost impossible to reach with traditional advertising. But we knew sneaker trends were very popular with our target audience. “So we wanted to showcase the airline’s features in a unique way – so our target would actually take notice.”




Jakarta, Indonesia.

Back again with another edition of the what is wrong with these photos edition - this time, there are obvious lapses in the photos what do you see wrong with the photos?

We reported few weeks ago that the wife of Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) Governor, Mrs Margaret Emefiele, was kidnapped by unknown gunmen, and was later released by her abductors “due to the gallantry of the Armed Forces, Police and Security Forces”, in Ugoneki near Benin City. Earlier last week, we reported that the police in the Federal Capital Territory (FCT) Abuja, arrested six suspected members of the gang that abducted the wife of the Central Bank Governor at their hideout in Edo State and were held at the state command headquarters, Benin. Ina news press conference by the Nigerian Police as they parade the kidnap suspects and reveal the huge sum recovered from the kidnappers. According the source, the amount is yet to be revealed.
Reporting from Jakarta.

She has caused split opinion online, she is a granma and she is 63, but some people think she looks too good for her age, while other think she looks 53, does she look that old or could she pass for 40?





Jakarta, Indonesia.

This is definitely the definition of end-time. You can just imagine what these kids are doing to each other in public. The photos went viral after the boy involved posted the photos on Twitter. Scroll down and you will be amazed how this world will soon end through our actions:




Reporting from Jakarta, Indonesia.

"End Time Electricity"; See How A Young Man "Charges" His Phone With "Natural Resources" Some people are just it. This photo showing a guy "charging" his phone has been trending on social media platforms. The main question is what was he thinking?




Jakarta, Indonesia.

A twitter user posted this online during the 56th Independence day celebration. According to him, he does not "want sex" -all thanks to the Nigerian government.

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21-year-old top Russian model Anastasia Kvitko has amassed a whopping 4.4million followers on Instagram thanks to her eye whopping shape that includes natural bosom and bum that has seen her being compared to Kim Kardashian. Anastasia, who has been dubbed ‘Russia’s Kim K’ has now moved to Los Angeles to pursue her modelling career boasting a 38-25-42 figure. According to MailOnline she said: “‘I like Kim Kardashian but I don’t quite like being compared to her – she is far behind me.” My body is sporty, my hip muscles are trained, my bottom is the most beautiful one, and I have not done any plastic surgeries on my face.” While some fans speculate that Anastasia’s figure is down to surgery, she claims to be completely natural. ”’I like to see bosoms and bottoms, I don’t like over slim girls. But you have to be careful with American girls. They often go through surgeries and pour fat into their bottoms taken from other parts of their bodies. And my body is a natural one. I had just one surgery – my appendix was removed.”
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Is jungle justice the only way of getting justice? What is going on? I don’t understand why people should take laws into theirs hands.According to news making online, angry mobs yesterday at ‘ owner’s occupier area’ inMakurdi took to the street to brutalize and set ablaze two young pretty ladies for reasons gathered that they were lesbians. According to ananonymous eyewitness who sent in the story,claimed that the two were caught in the act & stripped naked on the street and set ablaze. This is the height of wickedness. And pure murder. Why should such heinous treatment be meted on these girls? You don’t just kill a person because of their sexual orientation. See images below:

Assuming you dont have to pay nothing for her bride price and she will be your wife, all you need to pay for is clothing and feeding (takeaway for both of you) will you marry? with the massive snake (maame water) symbol on her bottom?

Hmmmmm…*Thinking* Seems so difficult, but then so simple, only requires some deep thoughts…. For great thinking minds Alone, this is the right time to prove yourself…..*winks* Activate your thinking mode!!! what ya say?

My name is Mike Jabateh, a Liberian journalist based in
Monrovia.

It is with unrequited love that I write this letter to you,
my dear President, it must be expressed in an
abundance of words and alliterations.

I am here to publicly express my greatest desire for marrying your Daughter Ms Zahra Buhari, the most eloquent, modest and most beautiful lady in the whole wide world.
For Ms Zahra is the personification of a complete creation
of the Almighty.


My admiration and respect for your great family goes
way back about 15 years, and it is my dream to be a
son in law of the Buhari family. The Royal family of
Africa.

I am taking this time to beg you to indulge me in your
thoughts as I put forth my humble weakness of words
to embolden my sword and to sway your heart in
allowing me to marry your beautiful daughter Princess
Zahra for the Sake of Allah.

The love and respect i have for Princess Zahra is
uncontrollable in my heart. Due to this great love, i am
unable to concentrate on my Sallah as princess Zahra is
on my mind 24/7. I have not been sleeping for the past
8 months for Princess Zahra business on my mind. I
am going insane. I need your help.

I can not imagine spending the rest of my life on this
earth without Princess Zahra being my respectful,
wedded wife in Islam, and I am ready to forsake entry
to the heavens for the love of Princess Zahra.

I promise to protect her for she is a peaceful dove. I
have the wings of a mighty angel to shield her and hide
her from the strife of life. I will provide for her as a
respectful and a loyal husband should.


The bounty of the earth will be hers, she will want for nothing for I can plow and plant for your honorable daughter.

I will be a loyal and respectful husband to her all of my life or you may pluck out my eyes for I only have eyes for her.
With the state of my mind today, I wonder about my
tomorrow, I am afraid of going crazy due to my love and
respect for Princess Zahra.

Please return my joy to me, Mr President. Be the reason for my sanity again as right now i can not think of anything else but your honorable and modest daughter Princess Zahra.

I await your favorable reply that princess Zahra and I
are meant for each other, as her smile is my sword.

Yours sincerely,
Mr. Mike Jabateh

This is nice. These beautiful twin sisters, Eno Ekerete Ukere and Ekom Ekerete Ukere, are set to marry their heartthrobs on the same day (October 20th). According to reports, the sisters graduated with first class degrees from the Akwa Ibom State University. Congratulations to them in advance.

Happy independence Nigeria..........isn't she amazing?

Taking photos in bathrooms seems to be the order of the day for many ladies these days, sometimes these selfies/photos go horribly wrong, we think the one below is just wrong, what do you think is wrong with it?