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Story as shared by Twitter user @Whitney_Beryl:

A wife has cut off her husbands apparatus, cooked it with noodles and posted it on snapchat after she caught him banging the house help

Wonder what is wrong with women this days?


Is this not the sign of total maaaaadness?

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She is identified as Miss Bond and it seems the thick lady
is on a James Bomb-like mission on the social media as
she has been "disturbing" guys with her workout pics. She
wants you guys to see how thick and flexible she is, a
balance that is not easy for a lot of ladies.



If interested, see photos...

Honestly, this is funny and i found it as such. Can you really spot what the picture below signifies......



what ya say guys?

Gambian actress, Princess Shyngle took to her Instagram
page to ask how women that married men with small
manhood manage. She seems to like it big … Lol

In the scheme of things, the word ‘BIG’ is a recurring
decimal. We dream to make it big, ride big cars, live in big
houses and buy big phones. The Gionee Family in response to our big desires creates a phone that mirrors them and calls it the GIONEE M6 MIRROR.




Marvel at the sight of the Gionee M6 Mirror.

Photos below.......

I've seen people trying to figure out the perfect body figure for ladies and from my research, I realize that tiny waist is the key to the hottest female figure.
She is looking sweet and gat a perfect female body.....isn't she?
Guys what ya say?

This is after wiping her slap two good times …

what's ya say guys?

This is serious … Well am #Justpassing …

They say it is good to love your job, that way, you give it your all and your efforts eventually pay off. Even so, it is also important that your job doesn't tarnish your image or taint your dignity. The Nairobi female photo has left many men asking around for her work station just to see how dedicated she is to her job. The shoe shiner is so devoted that she forgets she is wearing a skirt.




See the image below:





So, should women brush their husband's shoes?

A lady allegedly got a sexually transmitted disease that
turned her private part into something that is hard to
describe. Below is how Imgur, who posted the photo shared the story
There’s a new and very aggressive strain of genital warts
going around, that is caused by a mutated strain of the
human papilomma virus (HPV). Doctors are circulating a
pic, which shows a coalescing caused by extremely
proliferative papillomatosis. According to the literature that
goes along with the photo, the woman’s private region
turned into that . . . in just six months.



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Donald Trump will be sworn in as US President on Friday, bringing to an end Barack Obama's eight years tenure in office, as his inaugural invitation surfaces online.


Donald Trump and his family

On January 20 (January 21 AEDT), Donald Trump will be sworn in as the 45th President of the United States of America as the billionaire businessman will officially take his oath of office in a Presidential Inauguration which has a long history dating right back to the United States' first president, George Washington.



When is everything happening?
Here's what time you can expect everything to happen on Inauguration Day. Some of the exact times have yet to be officially finalised, so treat these as a rough guide.

Saturday, 1:00am AEDT (Australian Eastern Daylight Time)

The President-elect attends a morning worship service.

Saturday, 1:30am AEDT
The Inaugural Swearing-in Ceremony begins. The crowd will be entertained by performers until the President-elect arrives.

Saturday, 2:30am AEDT
President-elect Trump heads to the White House for a meeting with soon-to-be former President Barack Obama. From there, they head to the swearing-in ceremony at the US Capitol together.

Saturday, 3:45am AEDT
Incoming vice-president Mike Pence takes his oath of office first.

Saturday, 4:00am AEDT
At noon (local time), the term of the new administration officially begins. Mr Trump will step up and take the oath of office, administered by the Chief Justice of the United States, John Roberts.

It reads: "I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States."

From this point onwards, we're in the term of President Trump.

Saturday, 4:10am AEDT
President Trump will step up to the lectern to deliver his Inaugural Address. Both of Barack Obama's inaugural addresses ran for about 20 minutes each.

Saturday, 5:00am AEDT
After the conclusion of the inaugural ceremony, it's time to farewell Barack Obama and Vice-President Joe Biden (as well as their families).

They'll be escorted out by the new President and Vice-President. Since the '70s, the former president and first lady have left the Capitol grounds by a helicopter, if weather permits.

Saturday, 5:30am AEDT
It's time to have a break and grab something to eat.

The Inaugural Luncheon is organised by the Joint Congressional Committee on Inaugural Ceremonies and normally features food from the states of the new President and Vice-President (that's New York and Indiana for those playing along at home).

Saturday, 6:30am AEDT
After lunch, President Trump and Vice-President Pence lead the Inaugural Parade along Pennsylvania Avenue to the White House.

Members of the public will line the street, so expect plenty of well wishers and protesters as well.

The Inaugural Committee has announced there will be more than 8,000 participants marching in this year's parade.

Saturday, 11:00am AEDT
The day finishes with Inaugural Balls held across Washington. Trump has announced he'll attend two official balls on the night.

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Actress keke palmer is wearing a plastic top.

Wondering why women choose to go unclad anyways.

There comes a time in the world when they will go naked on the streets in the name of fashion.

guys.....what's ya say here?

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A woman has landed in trouble after allegedly taking a very
harsh decision over her husband's "infidelity". According to
a trending post making the rounds online, the woman cut off her husband's manhood over affair with another woman.
Now, she's been arrested with her husband currently in a
hospital receiving treatment.

Let's call it a healthy Tuesday, shall we?! While majority of us seldom pay attention to the colour of fluid that comes out when urinating, it's quite important that we glance through this insightful image clearly explaining our health status from the colour of our urine.

she's looking sweet and adorable.

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You might have seen enough curvy ladies last year on the internet or physically, but this lady is a total aberration to the usual.

Is this not the sign of total madnesssss.........?

Poorboy:
hahahaha u go borrow me ur car may i take go see one babe wey dey give me tough time?

sure.... don't think it's a big deal.

Poorboy:
Hahahahaha wetin do ur leg?

lolz, Papi....they are in good condition oooo.

Still ballin' the streets.

#hustlersanthem


Holla!

it has been all about the ladies, so now here's attributes of a phyuk boy.


This Article highlights the Characteristics of a FB, Why
ladies fall for FB, How do FB affect us ?
Who is a phyukboy? : A FB is any guy who comes into a
ladys life with the sole purpose of taking & taking & taking
from her without giving her anything meaningful or noble in
return. He takes her time, years of her life, he uses her body
as a playground & tool, he stands in the way of real men
while prophesying fake love and selling ladies false dreams
and hope. A phyukboy is the older brother to Yoruba
Demons.


Characteristics of a phyukboy:
1)A FB uses the promise of marriage as a tool to bait ladies
into sleeping with him
2)A FB has 1 or 2 engagements rings in the picture Gallery
or possession to deceive 100's of ladies the ring is for them
3)Any guy who talks about something special but not
defined is a FB
4) Any guy who is over 35, single, sharing an apartment,
always at sip & quilox
5) A FB will trap you with babies ( baby mama) or tattoos on
your body
6) A FB only remembers you when he wants to have sex or
sees a fine picture of you on IG or bbm
7)A FB is very prayerful and uses the Bible and midweek
service to deceive ladies
Any guy who his parents, family and friends call you " our
iyawo" and you've been dating him for 2 years is a
phyukboy
9)Any guy who has eaten your food for more than a year
and hasn't proposed is a FB
10) A FB is always asking for Noods. He keeps a gallery of
your Noods and threatens to release them if you dare to
leave him
11) A phyukboy is handsome, tall, rich, he spends all his
money on himself but not on assets, his body and his looks
are his assets
12) Any guy who cries for no reason to get your attention
and make you stay with him is a FB
13) Any guy who asks more than one pastor , Alfa, Imam to
call you every time is a FB
14) Any guy who wants you to depend on him financially
without you having yours is a FB
15) Any guy who is always liking pictures on IG morning to
night and posting " cute, pepper them, slay " on every girls
page is a FB
16) Any guy whose phone is always on silent, no vibrate, his
whatsapp messages don't turn blue is a FB
17) FB see sex and the amount of girls they sleep with as an achievement or bank alert. The more they sleep with the
more their ego is gratified
18) Any guy who displays eggplants and Noods all over
social media is a potential phyukboy


Why ladies fall for FB : phyukboys are the epitome of
gentlemen in their looks, smooth talk, charm, courtesy,
religious beliefs and courtship. They will scatter any lady's
defense in 48 hours. Most ladies know in their hearts that a
guy is a FB and is not the best for them, but curiosity and
emotions get the best of ladies. Ladies always think they
can change a man or a miracle can happen and he would be an angel. Breaking news ladies, no amount of prayers and caring can change someone who sees you as his prey, a tool and lunch.


How do phyukboys affect us : In Psychology, after a
traumatic relationship the victims are emotionally scarred
and most times all the good in them are lost. phyukboys
turn good, decent girls into ticking time bombs, they suck all the juice out of a lady and leave her to rot. Most ladies who loved & were attached to phyukboys are psychologically, emotionally demanding.They live recklessly, abuse alcohol.
Their mantra and motto is : " phyuk all guys, all guys are the
same , I'm becoming a lesbian, I'm not good enough for
anyone "
Ladies, this year 2017 and beyond you will never encounter
any FB.
Can I hear an Amen?

I think we know the sex of this person. But do you think the
person is a woman or man?

Monalisa185:
not comprehensive enough

Papi, how do you mean?

Words can't express how I feel this morning, am overwhelmed. just early this morning while still on bed my phone rang, was a strange digit. The person now start explaining himself to me and asked me some few questions to be sure it's the right person.....It was the driver that had called me that they will soon be with me. Was thinking it was all this unserious human beings (scammers). Was like a dream.....cause it was unexpected. Within me I said haaaaa......this early morning? Not less 1hour they had arrived my destination.


It ain't too bad that I updated my garage this Xmas.




Nairalanders, pls anybody that met God on the way should greet him for me. Rejoice with me and celebrate this God too.


Let me cut the crap here....

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Uche Mba is a Nigerian fitness model, nursing student, personal trainer and entrepreneur that lives in the United States. All she does is post pictures on Instagram, and hundreds of men on IG turn up to drool and gush. See more photos below:

A burn survivor, Julie has shared photos of her amazing journey to recovery on Instagram. Julie who is a chef, was at a nightclub taking food orders when a fight broke. In the a bid to run away from the gunshots, someone kicked the fryer with hot oil into the air and it her. More photos after the cut...