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I can now sum up three things about life: IT GOES ON. .........

beautiful232:
lol.it's ok

why smiling?..... send me a pm.

beautiful232:
thanks dear. I think GOD did a great work on me
and I keep it up by working out and eating fruits
and drinking alot of water..lol

Oh yeah! that's a relief. Would like you meet you beauty, how about that?

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beautiful232:
Babe If you ask me,I will say just forget it, at my age, nobody has gotten me any gift on my birthday

or even call,they only wish me on Facebook

but guess what? I don't care...I just keep believing that one day,I will have so many birthday cakes,gift and even a car on my birthday.and the person might be my husband.

it's not just the time..so don't feel emotional bout it.

Happy birthday dearie...

sweetheart, you look sweet. what's the secret behind your beauty?

Lalasticlala

In the same vein, find below a Whatsapp conversation between a Nigerian car dealer, possibly a scammer and a potential client.. The conversation got us cry-laughing...
In the thread which can be seen below, the dealer tries to sell a car for his potential client who asks to see photos of what he's about to purchase, what happened thereafter will have you laughing your ribs off.
The client then proposes a payment method and says the merchant, shouldn't be worried about shipping fees, as he'll take care of that by himself - this was where things got really hysterical as the dealer couldn't understand what his client meant by 'shipping'.
He mistook the 'ship' as a noun - 'ship' on the sea - and even went further to explain to his client that he's selling a car to him and not a ship.



Their convo is just too hilarious... Read below:







The conversation is also attached to this link:
https://web.netnaija.me/forum/entertainment/social-media/50193-hilarious-message-nigerian-man-father-whatsapp-dp

Nigerian Parents do the most, seriously .
A Young man on twitter has shared the message his father sent via WhatsApp after his father saw the son's current Display Picture on which his was covered by what seemed to a female hand.

The father of the young man identified as Tobi wrote

"Tobi I want you to remove your status picture, Every Negative hand upon your destiny is destroyed for ever in Jesus name Amen"












https://web.netnaija.me/forum/entertainment/social-media/50193-hilarious-message-nigerian-man-father-whatsapp-dp

She can't see indeed....

IMMATURE: A word boring people use to describe fun people.

Nwaohafia1:
Her past is her past. Judge her from when you know her. Afterall, many great Pastors all over the world have a bad story to tell

Yea yeah......We all have our past life, but it's only today that counts and tomorrow.

A student in Uniuyo had profusely complained about the examination venue. Just 64 students that wrote exams in the theatre that worth 1000 seats and had to blame president Mohammed Buhari for commissioning the project.

Can you imagine?

See screenshots below.............



source; WhatsApp

Atouke:
Afo Anam nte afo us kod ke itie ado ado Yuncion? Akporo ase akod Junction then you clap for yourself , You are a Yampion.

It takes a self confidient person to make fun of himself. I am Confirmed Akwa Ibomite.

Every race, tribe and ethnicity has Accent limitations, we are not an exception. embrace your Akwa Ibomness with pride.

Well, it's a natural phenomenon.

Atouke:
Usung Mbakara = Macadamized road. Teaching you guys Ibibio.

Teaching them ibibio indeed and at same time shading/mocking them with their intonation (yuncion adoo abi?) Are you from where?
Atouke sef?

Our dreams inspire us to live life to the fullest, our sorrows guide us in learning & accepting who we are, wisdom is what we achieve from experiencing both.

Blessingonyi:
Uhm..kwantinu! Keep showing ur pride..u for kuku pull off the whole cloth let's have a close view. She fine shaa

you look sweet

Quadiva:
Is this news?

swt, your height is worth dying for.

slimjaney:
Looking at his handsome innocent face, he would think he is really innocent and not into woman that much. Knowing him has made me wondered if there are other men out there like him whose di*ck rises at just mere touch or deep talk with a lady.

This my guy's di'ck rises at mere touch and deep talk and sometimes when he is just talking to me. I don't really understand and he is getting bothered as well. Well... he can do it job very well, i mean really well to my satisfaction. But what i don't understand is his inability to control his di'ck from rising anyhow.

Please is that a problem? Even sometimes on the road, his joystick can easily rise if i touch him too much.

Young lady, is sexual urge now a problem for men?
What manner of advise are you seeking for?
What if there wasn't erection down there?
What if he doesn't satisfy your urge well?
Put those Questions into consideration.

Oow! you do touch him sometimes and his body reacts to every touch hence, simply means that he loves you and he can never get tired of you. So stick to your man.

What other women are looking for and you are here complaining. It's a natural thing, nothing is attached to it thus, hard drugs.

Well, if you are tired of it, don't try to touch him again, he's very healthy down there. Erection of manhood cannot be pulled with muscles.

roarik:
she's just there for d money,believe me..u ain't d only one she's dating....look for ur help mate bro

young lady, those lips are succulent.

Sometimes the old songs i hear make my heart glow inside because they remind me of the good moments that are not happening anymore.
Fine boy .....fine man

IkpuNnu:
I would have loved to be a Man..

Young lady, people like you amaze me.......what a name! Funny enough

A little drama recently happened when a dirty boy carrying a large woven bag reportedly got on a bus together with a man.


Looking like he worked at a construction site, the boy sat down on the only empty seat left on the bus and the man stood next to him.


After a while, a pregnant lady got on the bus and the boy quickly stood up and offered his seat to the pregnant lady.




The pregnant lady mockingly looked at the dirty boy and remained silent without taking the seat.


The boy upon seeing her reaction, gently put his woven bag on the floor and took out a piece of tissue paper from his pocket to wipe the seat.
Smilingly at her....

All the people on the bus were looking at them.


The pregnant lady's face turned red with shame. She kept her head down and reluctantly sat on the seat
When the boy had just picked up his woven bag on the floor, the bus driver put on the brakes suddenly.

The little frail boy staggered and almost fell down, but he still held on to the woven bag
A kind-hearted old lady sitting near the boy felt pity for him and praised him:


The boy smiled shyly and then said:
That his mother was a teacher in their village near the countryside. She once let him watch the inspirational movie, Forrest Gump.


He has learned a valuable lesson from the movie, that he should stop caring what others think of him and instead be brave to make his own path.


https://web.netnaija.me/forum/general/news/49900-pregnant-lady-refuses-sit-dirty-boy-bus-boy-surprise

Makes sense....wow

Wedding 3:


At the reception, the chief bridesmaid was giving her toast.
She said, "I'm so happy to witness this wedding today. The couple are my friends and I was there from the beginning of the relationship.
They are a good example of the fact that having sex on the first date doesn't mean that man won't marry you. They met at So-and-so Club and went home together that day. And today, we're celebrating their wedding."
You could've heard a pin drop in that hall. ����


Wedding 4:


At the church, the pastor asked us all to stand, as the bride was about to march in. We all stood. Then there was a commotion at the back of the church.
The bride had changed her mind. She said she wasn't matching in again, that she was under a lot of pressure and was about to make a grave mistake.
No amount of begging changed her mind o.
That's how the wedding was cancelled and we went home without eating party Jollof.

Bonus


This one, the wedding didn't hold sha.
The bride-to-be discovered a couple of weeks to wedding that her husband-to-be and her mother were having an affair.
This other one happened when I was in Enugu. The groom left a letter to be delivered to the bride an hour after the wedding was supposed to have started.
He wrote in the letter that he'd left for the US and he was ditching her at the altar because 5 years before, the girl and her ex-boyfriend refused to give him a lift during a rainstorm.

End.
Oya talk your own.

Wedding 3:


At the reception, the chief bridesmaid was giving her toast.
She said, "I'm so happy to witness this wedding today. The couple are my friends and I was there from the beginning of the relationship.
They are a good example of the fact that having sex on the first date doesn't mean that man won't marry you. They met at So-and-so Club and went home together that day. And today, we're celebrating their wedding."
You could've heard a pin drop in that hall. ����


Wedding 4:


At the church, the pastor asked us all to stand, as the bride was about to march in. We all stood. Then there was a commotion at the back of the church.
The bride had changed her mind. She said she wasn't matching in again, that she was under a lot of pressure and was about to make a grave mistake.
No amount of begging changed her mind o.
That's how the wedding was cancelled and we went home without eating party Jollof.
Bonus
This one, the wedding didn't hold sha.
The bride-to-be discovered a couple of weeks to wedding that her husband-to-be and her mother were having an affair.
This other one happened when I was in Enugu. The groom left a letter to be delivered to the bride an hour after the wedding was supposed to have started.
He wrote in the letter that he'd left for the US and he was ditching her at the altar because 5 years before, the girl and her ex-boyfriend refused to give him a lift during a rainstorm.

End.
Oya talk your own.

Another Saturday came and went few days ago. How many of you attended a wedding? Did anything funny or weird happen?
In fact, what's the funniest, weirdest or silliest thing you've ever seen at a wedding?
Let me go first.

Wedding 1:


The groom's sister demanded that one of the bridesmaid's picking money should hand over all the money that was being sprayed to her.
The bridesmaid refused, as she was under strict instructions not to do so.
Right there on the dance floor, the groom's sister slapped the bridesmaid and dragged the bag of money from her.
I was the bridesmaid that was slapped. Chai!



Wedding 2:

After the wedding, as we were taking pictures, the bride and groom got into a heated argument.
The mother of the groom wanted to follow the couple to their new home. The bride objected, saying it was their wedding night, for them alone. The groom said she had no right or authority to object, that his mother was coming home, as they had a lot to gist about.
I later heard that the groom and his mother spent the wedding night together, on the same bed, while his wife slept in the guest room.
The marriage ended after 2 years.



Interesting right?



Cross your legs....with a chilled bottle of Coke
Am on my way

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Diickrider:
I rather not marry in this life than marry a poor man. I wish i can be dangote's baby mama

Young lady, are you the one on your profile pics?

Omg! Not again Have known this guy's for years now Do enjoy his music then and now. may his soul rest in peace.

Things that happens this days are appalling.

Nemesis of all atrocities.

Half of our mistakes in life arises from feeling where we ought to think, and thinking where we ought to feel.

kenonze:
Back in the days in secondary school When our English teacher start teaching
Past participle etc......
I will just sleep off

Young lady, you look sweet and beautiful.