₦airaland Forum

XXML33:
Our girl is fine o. Looking prettier by the day. Her smile is ever so heartwarming.

Tacha's soft side is slowing beginning to come out and even her haters can't help but like her. She appears to be in love with Seyi. She slept beside him yesterday in the HOH room and for the first time this season, allowed herself to be vulnerable with someone in an intimate way. She was even resting her head on his chest and moving her hand gently over his face.

Trust our girl na. The stupid catfish looking Joe tried to provoke her and she reacted appropriately. She tear the ancient looking mumu slap when the idiot tried to sit too close to her, and this was after firing him a deluge of befitting missles of "you are very stupid."stewpid" Shame catch the guy. Throughout that day the guy no fit even open mouth.

You can't try nonsense with a queen na.

meobizy:
This show is really addictive and I will try to make sense of it (epistle inbound). Almost anybody who sits to watch it for two hours quickly understands it and after two days gravitates to a favourite. I have noticed my laundry lady is at full attention every time Mike is on the screen and laugh at why her, a devout Christian, is consumed by an ‘immoral’ show.

Amongst the characters on the show there is a segment of the Nigerian environment. This is a quick write but on editing I will properly detail my points.

So, what does the Nigerian population consist of?

The average Nigerian. This individual is halfway through poverty or struggling to survive the country’s hardship. Their grammar consists of English sparingly but majorly pidgin. They also have a concentrated Nigerian accent. Their fans consist of people from the same lifestyle.

Examples: Omashola, Thelma, Nelson to an extent and Esther to an extent.

Note: Esther is a special case because she is educated, speaks English all the time — but the accent.

The rich kids. These ones hardly do menial labour of any sort. They schooled either in private Nigerian schools or abroad and are exposed enough to hold one-on-one conversations with foreigners.

Examples: Seyi, Joe, Kim to an extent, Jeff and Jackye.

The returnees. These are Nigerians from diaspora here to milk our resources or contribute to the country’s growth. What else do you want me to say? Okay, they realized a glass ceiling exists in their host country and want to test the waters here. Most are unsure if they’ll stay here permanently or run back ‘home’.

Examples: Khafi, Ike, Avala and Mike.

The in-and-out. This is a semi-diasporan. Only one person fits this list because despite her Caucasian lineage and years spent in a host country she is still 100% Nigerian and never accepted as the other half.

Venita.

The slay queens. This is Nairaland, slay queens are part of the lingo. If you don’t understand what they are then use this forum for two months and you’ll have an idea.

Under this segment are the Instagram stars because I don’t get paid to type extra paragraphs.

Examples: Tacha, Mercy, Venita, Kim and Jackye to an extent (she won a pageant after all).

The educated Nigerian. These are average Nigerians who went to school (university). Exposure is not a requirement but they can hold solid discussions in English.

Examples: Diane, Jeff, Isilomo, Ella (I’m not sure here), Tuoyo, Nelson, Sir Dee, Elozonam, Frodd, Cindy, Enkay, Gedoni and Esther.

From the mentioned categories a Nigerian subconsciously recognizes where he/she falls in or easily relates to and is quick to see him/herself in the individual(s).

I personally gravitated to Frodd because he was the archetypal cool Igbo guy I’ve come across throughout life. May he not become the death of me from his reckless decisions.

DREAMZZZ:
this season na only dj xclusive fùck up the guy go really feel bad

Yale9:
this is freaking dj xclusive. He is da bomb!!

omamush:
What are twitter users yapping about seyi and tacha kissing.. Abi they've become delusional

Menance:
This 1 is here saying "am gonna get Biggie to play the music " it's like biggie have not embarrassed you before

ceejayMAX:
SO YOU NOR KNOW,MEANWHILE MIKAY IS ABOVE DIODD CHECK AGAIN

Samueltemi337:
The way MerIke is beating them on twitter ehhh



Even Frodd is passing Mike

Rossycee:
Has the task ended? If yes, which pair won please?

Rossycee:
More

eneabu83:
Frodd frodd, leaving the girl that lifted your morale for the one that deflated it. You are not a wise man.

omamush:
I see omashola's group winning this, Joe is very creative, or frodd's group maybe, seyi's group is not bad though

omamush:
Nobody is giving updates today,
I feel sad I'm not watching right now
I miss those ladies that give updates eghe and co

Threebear:
How can you claim you love Mike , yet you don't follow his business page.

Please follow Mike's business page and place your orders.

Yesterday Mike used one of his products to wash Esther's balding scalp and this morning I've noticed a little growth .

Mike's products work wonders.

I've already placed my orders.

Shipping in every part of the world .


As we are voting and supporting him , let's help his business grow too .

If you don't follow Mike , I'll kill myself .

Jen92:
This hoh affects ppl sha. Since seyi became HOH he has a behaviour worse than when he wasnt.

I doubt he can survive if he is up with tacha, Mike, mercy n omashola.

Dont know why he has withdrawn from tacha.

MizzD:
My put on my Tv just to see him exit the diary room. So pained.

Akshow:
which yeye work omashola de do? is making noise work? wait sef, Mike has been up more time than omoshola but makes it sound like they put him up everyday. He was up when everybody was up ad he was up last week.

Threebear:
To think someone paid an advertising company money to come up with this poundo potato advert.

CoIdplay:
You are the one with comprehension issues. Were you sleeping when Ebuka said all housemates are safe this week?

Tunneller:
There may be several games to be played before that day.