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Anyone know a good app like 'pinger text free&call' that I can use on my windows mobile. The textfree on windows doesn't allow calls.

Op, what happened to your vaseline...haha....anyways just stick to your vaseline and develop yourself, when you get to 20s your •thing• would be enormous from the use of vaseline and your self-development and hustle will pick any gal up for you, then na you them go dey beg to live their gfs alone.

Well, junaid not like I'm supporting GEJ, neither are my supporting you freaking northerners ,for all I care you guys would fit in better in Niger or Chad republics. GEJ is more like a lesser evil.

Well, I'm in the south, if GEJ loses there will be curfew in ph, bayelsa and probably warri, then the economy will fall, our daily lives in the south will change etc, but if GEJ wins, there will be violence in the north, then all we have to do is continue with our daily lives and read stories of your deaths on NL. So junaid please don't fail to kill your brothers come 2015, maybe for allowing GEJ win.....because the guy done win already and you know it,that's why you don't even want him running.

Polio: Fu...cking donut!

Iya eee

BetaThings: And you loved one another before Boko Haram?

Yeah kind of, but not as bad as it is now, I mean we used to have friends from all tribes and religion, but right now bh and jihad crap have totally driven our love and trust for 'em "extremists" away

Knowledge9000: Another stu$pid idi$ot.

Hahahahaha

Ojowanle: Walahi General J, no be lie! No one cares because he's Hausa. Yet we wonder why they are racist to us. Its because they know we hate one another. Our hatred for one another makes their agenda against us much simpler.

Anyway, latest news is that he's been deported now, on a private jet!

Blame it on Boko Haram.......dem show us shege....

For real

Afo1k: Newton's third law of motion........

Ha well said.....Action = Reaction

game_rod: Oshiomhole apologises to widow as PDP institutes fund

http://tribune.com.ng/news2013/index.php/en/news/news-headlines/item/27506-oshiomhole-apologises-to-widow-as-pdp-institutes-fund.html


GOVERNOR Adams Oshiomhole of Edo State, on Friday, apologised for the comments he made to a widow in Benin during an inspection tour on Mission Road, in the state capital, a fortnight ago.

Oshiomhole said that he regretted the comments which had become the subject of discourse on social media.

The governor, however, noted that he made the comments in anger.

Oshiomhole’s apology was made when the leadership of the Federation of Muslim Women’s Association of Nigeria (FOMWAN) paid him a courtesy visit in Benin.

He noted that though the challenge of modern times had bestowed on the shoulders of some women and single mothers the status of breadwinners of their homes, such should not be used as an excuse to flout the laws.

The governor urged the Muslim women leaders to use their offices to propagate the essence of healthy living among children and women in the nation and the need to maintain proper sanitary conditions in their neighbourhoods.

Meanwhile, the Edo State chapter of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP), on Friday, announced that it had instituted an endowment fund for the widow.

The PDP, in the release, asked the widow captured in the video of the encounter with Governor Oshiomhole to come to its secretariat at 70, Sapele Road, Benin City, to receive a first-installment sum of N250,000.

In the statement signed by the state chairman of the party, Chief Dan Orbih, the party described the governor’s actions as “appalling, insensate, disgraceful, indecent, cruel and below board,” noting that “we will continue to stand in the gap to ensure that Edo people are deservedly fairly treated.”

Mr Ghost go back to where you came from abeg....not buying your tori

Hmmm, this your source sha...

byvan: If this man is actually a polygamist,yet this woman decided to let go of her kidney,then she need her head examined .

I think she kind of sold it.

glen87: gReater Portharcourt is it not about a particulaar land around Igwirita that was mapped out for people to buy land from govt and develop? Did he build any thing there?Amaechi dey learn work.

Amaechi sabi this work, no worry yourself, the new stadium is at greater port Harcourt, the new bus terminal is there, just look for a way to get the greater ph plan. I'm not fighting for this guy, for all I care he is making a huge political blunder coming out for VP to a northerner at this particular time, good move, bad timing, but the dude is a capable governor.

nairaarea: THANK YOU FOR SAYING THE TRUTH.

IF HE DECIDES TO CONTEST AS PRESIDENT(NOT VICE PRESIDENT) OF NIGERIA...I WILL VOTE FOR HIM BECAUSE OF HIS TRACK RECORD IN MY VILLAGE.

Yeah, he wouldn't fit in as a vice president, at least not with GEJ running for a second term.
Where's your village?

cyril10: Your gov Amaechi only performed in his first tenure and only in port harcourt city how about other areas outside PH,. Your Amaechi is a performer indeed, mind you, I live in PH too.

You ever heard of greater portharcourt
No be to live for ph, under parental curfew, come dey claim say u live in ph. Guy park well joor, someone who stays in ph won't say this crap u just said. Mind you, I'm not a fan of amaechi, but call a spade a spade, the guy is good.

Wow! I ght some folks sid this guy ain't working?[/quote]Rotimi is the best Governor in the history of Rivers state .
I can swear on my life that this guy called Amaechi is not just working but hardworking. I am not a fan of his political decisions, but I'm a huge fan of his administration.

Nyesom come see what your ministry is achieving.....average Nigerians don't know the meaning of consecutive...abeg my follow Nigerians if you know the meaning of consecutive without checking your dictionary,then you are not an average Nigerian joor.

Ngwakwe: Our people say if you don't know where the rain started beating definitely you wouldn't know where it will stop.

The Genesis and the Exodus are captured here-in

Now with this report, everything now makes sense....why GEJ is not doing anything. Mtchewwwww, Oduah complete your tenure joor

Nigerians no get sense, the funny thing is that foolish people are so confident that she staged it, but the real smart ones are doubtful to whether she is this silly, if she was,she wouldn't be a minister in naija....guys wake up,she's smarter than that, the desperadoes are too desperate to think....GEJ knows people are just after her and that is why he is not doing anything about the bulletproof cars.

dasparrow: Okay, in my elementary school it was sang:

H.I.P FATHER Hip father Hippopo
Po Po FATHER Hip popo

And T.A.M.U.S Father HIPPOPOTAMUS

Hippopotamus!

@Post

Eniola trying to look gangster! lol

Hahaha at 'FATHER' HIPPOPOTAMUS......hahaha bros na For the Hippopo......abi na Mother Hippopo??

Apart from the obvious....there has to be Touch screen navigation, reverse camera, and DVD

Xoxocanada: I recently forgot my bb in a taxi and I thought it was gone for good. Two days later a guy called me that he's with my phone. He advised me to come for it at a designated place. Lo and behold, he handed it over to me on D day.

He's my Nigerian hero

.....He called you?? Na your friend??

Imperial McHæl: I think your english teacher needs to be jailed
It seems you have a terrible understanding of what this write-up is all about. Yet you're first to raise your voice in protest. SMH 4 u

Lol, you are the English teacher nawww.
Think outside the box( or write up), you will understand.....why is the US not fighting side by side with naija soldiers already....

US shaaaaa, what is 23 million dollars compared to naija oil reserves....very good strategy. So now they are trying to tell us that the most dangerous terrorist in the world is a Nigerian. This occupation government coming from US to Naija is some what inevitable oh...This people are too smart and too patient.

I couldn't help but look at your profile....after doing that, I am no longer surprised at your comment. Carry go abeg. LOL

mycon: o
OMG.....wat iz NIGERIA turning into naw.....people are juz killed anyhow...and the so called law wont do anytin...anywayz the law iz only 4 the poor....VERIFIED FACT

Who are this kids contemplating if it was 100 naira or 100k, na wa ohhh, what is 100k to give to someone, talk less of coming from someone like Don Jazzy, poverty is really a disease....I just love that guy... both those calling him names for doing that, anyway sha, I recently found out that most faces behind this comments are of kiddos... .

Broken TV: somebody should help op to get something to eat. Is like hunger done touch his brain.

Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

I hear sleeping with your mum brings financial freedom too....Mumu, you need person to tell you which is your left hand abi....mtchewwww...Abeg i need to be banned from this nairaland or how do I deactivate this poo, I think i am getting addicted to bull-shit.

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OP, you can see that 'most' of the guys on here were/are in a university cult....no fear, university cult NA child's play, when things like BH, Militants, ombatse etc dey. If you like no go marry, dey there dey worry yourself with toy story. Campus cult my ass....mtchewwwww.

So chap....How did it get there

norseman2: Hello house, Am Aware of dis Car n I no hw it got dere I will paste picture of d car here cos I still ve it in my fone, am a serving Corper nw, n dose days in school (absu)we were so scared of goin to d police.

Parked for 2 years ABSU students you are sleeping....

Imo State University shaaaa....

toriade: Bros, you be graduate so?