₦airaland Forum

Children wey dey post pics on a discussion forum, hope say una papa no dey this forum too....and hope say una never insult am before on this forum...all of una cute, but try social sites....this nairaland done dey turn 'wasteland oh'.

OP, na most hated for your mind oh...I love this guys, except IBB and Abacha....The rest are just doing their thing, what they do does not affect our or your life, except IBB and Abacha of course. Hate politicians and our leaders, not mere hustlers doing their thing...shuooooo

Guy go find money oh, no be handsome your family go chop later.....plenty better looking guys dey, but all that NA petty things, there are more important things. Btw you are cute not handsome.

[quote author=blue eyes1]Abeg make we hear! Those miscreants wey no kno wia dey pain dem,na to dey thief dem sabi,dey harass innocent pple up n down. dem get liver? Na to dey make noise them sabi,f00ls![/qu
No mind that guy wey say e know Ph ....dey well and dey gbam are not a problem when it comes to streets unrest in ph..... infact they are just touts that fight for nothing.....in ph when it comes to street unrest, those guys no get single hand, they are not even worth making the news, amaechi no get hand for those riff raffs problem, if he did they would be brandishing more sophiscated weapons like the odili and abiye sekibo sponsored militants......no be locally made guns. What is dey gbam or dey well, wey never chop, an average well fed nigerian can beat this guys up one on one, no form of guerrilla warfare training .
Dey well NA Vikings children while dey gbam NA kkk children.....both are campus cults....go figure.

Ibo bride's price isn't nearly as expensive as Rivers States.
Nowadays wey husband scarce....NA man go talk how much e wan pay.

Beautiful ones are not yet born....

I hold my breath for 10 seconds and kill the mawfxxka in my mind.....I move on like nothing ever happened. Extreme or no extreme, its all in the mind.

Mehn, If rat meat is really grass-cutter, then those chinese dudes are not really out of place....the meat is sweet

Prison-timing means 2 years of real timing turn to 4 years in prison, because a day in prison is 12 hours instead of 24, the dude actually has 6 months of real timing ( that is one year of prison timing )to spend in jail...Hail Naija for me, we are going down on a fast lane.

mikkyangel: 5yrs,? By my calculations, he has already spent 2yrs in incarceration, so it remains 3 more years. This punishment will encourage more illegal arms flow into naija. Let's do the math, i take the risk by importing 13containers, i get a big big payday(7 digits in dollars), something goes wrong, i"ll take the blame....,we'll,it's only 4 5yrs..so long as my money stays in my fixed account...Bleep bank tehran.

I no fit shout! This guys!!!!!That mastermind is a mawfxxka, enough gun shots salute!

Check well, the OP is from your village

ojjp: D rate at which some ppl re desperate is quite unimaginable. If u can be desperate 4 d things of God dis way, even US ll be lookin 4u.
OP is frm ... (A) North (B)East (C) West (D) South.
Let's knw ppl who re psychologicaly inclined.
D game is up.

21 days...maybe the guy no get visa, well, if na so everybody would have headed straight to Apapa to East coast...
OP, wake up...you are sleeping

Richy.:
I know that in life we take big risk to survive but why do you want to travel by sea? is it that you are trying to be economical or you enjoy the sea breeze or that you enjoy 50days journey

its easy....why are you asking us....Ask shipping company to ship you via RORO or inside container now, We ship things from US on a regular basis...What you are tryna do, is very doable, but ask your God first oh.

2legit2qwt: Well sometimes, it depends on what type of car we're talking about here

On point!

It was also learnt that some of the persons earlier arrested in connection with the murder have identified the undergraduate as the stranger who returned home with Ohamara that night and disappeared before the severely-stabbed banker was discovered.

Why are most people saying it was because he was drilled, that was why he admitted to the crime, or maybe admitted to knowing the deceased...Shuo I gats go back go read the article again where they said he was recognized, abi whether i dey see things....Well, I know frustration due to inefficiency could make naija police close any case with beating.

Any need?

Brotherman: i know of a gay man who attends Redeem church (jesus house parish) in port harcourt; i am not joking am [b]really thinking of going to talk to there pastor to councill him; he is a close neigbour;

Yup I saw it last week, but didn't know what it would be used for, until now...funny sha, Imo State needs better things than this, abi Owelle no dey see the roads....the concept makes sense sha, but irrelevant to the state.

Sincere 9gerian: The building is almost completed na if not 100% completed.

M.I and Jay z ( beats by Khaled)

But guy I have been in Ph for a very long time, everything seems better with Amaechi, ie new road networks(mostly NDDC), steadier power supply and of course security, Amaechi is not arrogant, he is tough and GEJ knows the guy is a big treat to his selfish desires.

ibietela2: Unpaid Dumbass support come to p.h and if you are in p.h i guess you are from ikweeri

I checked it out too...Anyone can fabricate that crap....Any news from that link fit be lie joor, buh sh*t happens though... RIP to those pictures

Tolexander: what kind of link to a news is this for goodness sake?

Nah dude, that's old story in PH... Check the streets

phantom: its the same thing down here in ph.its like a virus.driving down the neighbourhood and greeting the wrong people can get you marked.pity!

No now....I'm ur fellow Nigerian, I got ur back bro....why will I face you. Moreover I know 'what' to face

big-t:
stop cowering, face me squarely

.....and that is exactly what I'm trying to say....

big-t:
cnt get ur drift there!!

Who tell u say i need him money....there are many things to brag about naija, compared to S.A, anything to think of S.A would touch a nerve. Sorry eya. quote author=*Semuhle*Baby*] Your bragging abt the richest man being Nigerian but what has he given you individually or is he giving out money to Nigerian. Mtchew[/quote]

Yes nowwwww....NA we make d mullah pass, abi d richest man in africa no be nigerian. Abeg my follow Nigerians don't let black slaves make you lose your sleep....its another day, oh and that means another paper.....* to d naija boyfriends, make sure the slaves do a very good job before they smell the paper, yea thats right smelllllllllll......

Goodysydney: That irresponsible cheap Hiv/Aids lovepeddler said before that she is dating a Nigerian man because of his money. What a cheap hungry lovepeddler .

Yes, that is TUI....talking/typing/thinking Under d Influence......isnt that what most people do here on nairaland?[quote author=big-t][/quote]

Nigerians and South Africans.....2 demented fools fighting for their countries, that cant keep them safe, una sef. Mtchewww * pops the nearest bottle in my bar*.....but come to face it sha, naija we bad gan, buh there are lots of things about us other Africans would be jealous of. So I say naija for life.

*I'm seeing things*

And all I can say is " hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha" , naija for life sha. SA is tight because of their foreign affiliations, buh anyways we are all Africans.

Shuooo, Access bank done hammer oh

This thread is supposed to be closed right after this comment, *modaeffin* nailed it.
[quote author=*Kails*]Of course I believe in the supernatural and supernatural occurrences...just not some crappy egg in the bottle act!! (come on son!)

Anyway, I feel like preaching...and therefore I am going to.

The problem for us theists occur when people FAKE IT. It gives the ridiculous explanations provided by atheist some credibility when so called theists lie about their experiences.

I believe that the connection with God or divine entity/ies requires 110% of one's undivided attention. It's all about truly giving one's all: mind, body, and soul.

I am a deep person and although I am not 100 percent "there yet" the kind of dreams, visions, and thoughts I get can't simply be explained as "my subconscious thoughts". No-No! I know that my creator communicates with me in all three ways. God obviously did the same thing with our ancestors thousands of years ago who provided the blueprint for what we know today in terms of techn

Melancholy: SUCCESS ALL THE WAY!! But come to think of this,only those who read for this will be more confident sha!

If you forget to read, no forget your expo, I fact u fit forget wetin u read, but never forget ur expo, diff types. Good luck with that, for naija that's merit