₦airaland Forum

seedorffits:
Based on a picture posted on instagram
by PDP Youth Frontier, the picture showed
the hand of a man with his right thumb
severed off.
The picture alleged that the man was
disappointed by President Buhari and he
is ashamed and regretted voting for him.
Nigerians also reacted to the post, noting
that what has he gotten from the action
he has carried out while some suggested
that he cut off his head since he used in it
thinking about voting for President
Buhari. Others branded it as fake news
based on Politicking from the opposition.

Photos is here
http://www.freshvibesblog.com/2017/04/picture-man-cuts-off-thumb-used-for.html?m=1

http://www.freshvibesblog.com/2017/04/picture-man-cuts-off-thumb-used-for.html?m=1

leprosy aboki hand ....................................................................

IpobExposed:
Pics

What a bull shit

Let him kill him self first and come back here to tell us how

rebirthforgoody:
I have been in love with this guy for two years.when he was a student during his one year I T.so all of a sudden this guy traveled without telling me only for him to call me after 2years asking that I should forgive him that he doesn't know what came over him.mean why am currently into a serious relationship and his threatening me that he will kill himself if I didn't accept him that he has been to so many places but couldn't find someone like me.please what can I do am really confuse about this.

GIRLS WILL LIKE TO MARRY THIS TYPE OF MAN WITH 46M, NO ONE KNOWS HOW MANY TIME AND MONEY HE MAY HAVE INVESTED IN THE PAST, PLS DONT BE MOVED, INVEST ONLY YOUR SPARE MONEY

MiracleGoogle:
Yesterday on social media, A young man by name “Nnamdi Stephen Micheal” who seem to hail from Nnewi in Anambra state of Nigeria posted a photo of a man who won the sum of 46Million naira from the trending online punting company in Nigeria named Bet9ja with cation-

“God I know u saw this pix, abeg let me,ejike my brother, casino,Maicon, Zucci, Kinase, Ebuka nnewi, Alaska, kennedy, attacker, ice, Odey, ohms, and somany other friends appear in this kind of picture soonest”

During a brief discussion with a ScoreGist reporter, the young man made it clear that his reasons for making the prayer open on social media was because since he started punting, he has never realized anything from it and also to make people know that he really worked for the money before it came to him

He tagged most of his friends in the post which increased the number of Likes, Comments and Shares.

See Photos:-

For more Photoes>>
SOURCE:- http://scoregist.com/2017/04/20/man-prays-god-win-bet9ja-social-media-seeing-another-man-win-sum-46million-naira/

fairlyusedpant:
So david popoola chukwudi aka big head wanted to see titilayo under pant by all means, so he asked her ''titi what can i do to see your pant?'' and she said ''david, if you can buy me ice cream, i will show you'' so david had to run from ota in ogun state to adeniran ogunsanya in lagos on foot to buy the ice cream in shoprite, because he heard that girls can die ontop any guy that buys shoprite things for her, so when he bought it, he ran back to ota to give it to her, and she was very happy, then after she finished licking the ice cream, she went to her bag where she do put her pants, and she brought out her fairly used pant and showed him, but he said no no no, not this pant i was talking of, i want to see the original pant, then she said she needs another ice cream for that

so david ran away from ota to lagos to buy the ice cream and came back again, then gave it to her, then after she finished licking it, she went back to her bag and brought out her original pant, the brand new tear rubber pant and showed him and he said '' ooo my lord, why are you behaving like a village girl, i said i want to see the pant you are wearing, the one under your skirt, not the one in your bag'' she said ''oooo, you would have talk since na, well to see that one you must buy one prado jeep for me, one aeroplane, one helicopter, two swimming pool, one bullion van and one commercial bank before i can show you that one''

immediately david fainted, we are still pouring water on him, for him to wake up, we just hope that he recovers

JOKE SECTION PLEASE !!!!!!

bitingcool:
With so much talk about ' let my people go', I'm surprised no one has confidently listed the states that supposedly make up the fought for Biafra. Can someone confidently list the states with the knowledge that it is not mere wishful thinking or it won't be contested. I see no structure really in this daily cry for a separate nation. Help out pls

Cc mynd44
Lalasticlala

BIAFRANS DON'T USE STATE BUT REGION, GOING BY THE MAP ALREADY I PLACE, BIAFRANS CAN BE SEEN FROM EASTERN REGION OF PRESENT NIGERIA, CREATING STATES WERE TO FURTHER DIVIDE BIAFRANS, KNOWLEDGE IS POWER, GO WITH THIS RIGHT ONE

Kelvin30286063:
Diamond bank made me blush today... That is something that has not happened in a long long time!
I had a serious transaction issue involving a huge 250k...

I walked into the customer unit with so much going on in my mind but was met by this beautiful smile from this lady who listened to my complain attentively, assured me that the error is not from them but quickteller but she will do something about it...

I asked for time frame and she said she won't want to disappoint me so she is gonna say Friday... Every word was perfect and when I walked out, I was smiling.... Not blushing though.

I got into my car and head home, hoping I'll have the same smile on Friday but before I got home!!! I saw my 250k alert, I looked at my self in the rear mirror and I was blushing...

I have never gotten such a quick response to complain before... Especially not from MTN

Diamond bank is the best I swear.

All my 5 years with them have being a hit back to back!

Note: This is not a commercial

HOW MUCH DID THEY PAY YOU FOR THIS ADVERT??

Factfinder1:
An Ugandan pastor has set his path of pissing of Christians all over the world after he burnt thousands of bible in a burning fire.

Reports we gathered reveals that the pastor, who is the Head pastor of House of Prayer Ministries, Kampala, Uganda ordered his members of his congregation to gather hundreds of Bible together.

The pastor, who was identified as Aloysius Bugingo set the Holy Book on fire. Narration his reasons for his actions, Bugingo says that various versions of the Bible has have been heavily edited, and were misleading his congregation.

His actions have been heavily condemned by Christians around.. Some say he’d be visited by the unraveling wrath from God.

Bugingo’s church is attended mostly by Makerere University students in Uganda and the congregation boasts of a total number of about 6,000 people. Apart from burning the King James Version, the pastor who also owns Salt FM and TV station, set other versions including the New Testament and the Good News Bible on fire, after claiming to have omitted some verses.

Some of the lines that have been tampered with in the translations according to Pastor Bugingo, are those which talk about fasting and the Lent period. He also claimed the King James Bible version contained the word ‘Holy Ghost’ more times than it did the word ‘Holy Spirit’.

Below is a picture of the Bibles before they were set on fire:

Upload the pictures and video pls

badblog:
Dm me your email address and I will forward a job advert and a typical response that should secure you an interview.

Thanks so much, am not looking for a job as i am already an employer of labour, with 27 employees in total , you may wish to come up with whatever you have here so others can learn and get a good job for themselves, Just imagine when i put up an advert for 4 persons i got more than a thousand CVs, please help in your little way, many are reading,

festusfeezy:
Born great? How do u knw he is born great.. .... .. .
My sister allow him oo cos daz his destiny, hes born to b a fraudster

LOL

Calismart:
hmmm, 80,000, a goat, 5 cartons of beer,malt and others.

If you were a tenant in that house,aunty mi,you go provide am?

It the dead landlord has 20 tenants , more or less that are well to do, what is this, Though OP never tell us how many tenants are they, but not to worry, just a helping hand, to do burial in any Igbo land is from 500,000NGN to 800,000NGN or more, you will now agree with me that what the tenants were tasked to bring is just a peanut, i have done this to many people, nothing too big here,

Calismart:
@FreeWoman,in this present situation we all are stuck in, in this country,if there are 10 tenants in that house,more than 7 will refuse to provide those items

they should leave, come to talk of it, if they were the one that has the problem, won't they face it, abeg, iy you are in my house, you should also be part of my problem solution shekina

What is wrong with this, as a tenant you are part of the family and required to atleast participate in this type of thing, depends on how many tenants the man has, if they are many , this is just small, at the end, they may be the one to consume all the drinks, let's think positive for once, giving helping hand is not wrong, in some places, if tenants has that of problem, landlord also do same

Calismart:
Tenants of a particular house in Abia state has been given a ridiculous list of items to bring for their landlord's burial by the said landlord's children.

Each tenant living in that house was given a well written memo about the various items each one of them are to submit before the burial date with conditions of when these items should be submitted.

Following what as written in
the list, it says:
“LIST OF ITEMS
TO BE PROVIDED/PERFORMED
BY ALL TENANTS WITH
RESPECT TO LATE MR E.N.
NWACHUKWU’S (YOUR LANDLORD) BURIAL RITES.

See the list of
items to be provided/
performed by every tenant of
MR E.N. NWACHUKWU. His
burial rites as required by
Ngwa’s native laws and customs:

1. 5 CARTON OF BEER

2. 5 CARTON OF MALT

3. 2 HOT

4. 1 IGBO GOAT

5. 4 KOLA-NUT

6. 4 ALLIGATOR PEPPER

7. SUM OF N80,000 (Eighty Thousand Naira only)

The tenants were given three days to provide the items.

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Oladenis:
The story BEGINS...


GOSPEL OF BARNABAS - CHAPTER 213

The disciples thought that Jesus was sending Judas to buy something for the day of the Passover: But Jesus knew that Judas was betraying him, wherefore, desiring to depart from the world, he so spake.
Judas answered: 'Lord, suffer me to eat, and I will go.'
'Let us eat, ' said Jesus, for I have greatly desired to eat this lamb before I am parted from you.' And having arisen, he took a towel and girded his loins, and having put water in a basin, he set himself to wash his disciples' feet. Beginning from Judas, Jesus came to Peter. Said Peter: 'Lord, wouldst thou wash my feet? '
Jesus answered: 'That which I do thou knowest not now, but thou shalt know hereafter.'
Peter answered: 'Thou shalt never wash my feet.'
Then Jesus rose up, and said: 'Neither shalt thou come in my company on the day of judgment.'
Peter answered: 'Wash not only my feet, Lord, but my hands and my head.'
When the disciples were washed and were seated at table to eat, Jesus said: 'I have washed you, yet are ye not all clean, forasmuch as all the water of the sea will not wash him that believeth me not.' This said Jesus, because he knew who was betraying him. The disciples were sad at these words, when Jesus said again: 'Verily I say unto you, that one of you shall betray me, insomuch that I shall be sold like a sheep; but woe unto him, for he shall fulfil all that our father David said of such an one, that "He shall fall into the pit which he had prepared for others." '
Whereupon the disciples looked one upon another, saying with sorrow: 'Who shall be the traitor? '
Judas then said: 'Shall it be I, O Master? '
Jesus answered: 'Thou hast told me who it shall be that shall betray me.' And the eleven apostles heard it not.
When the lamb was eaten, the devil came upon the back of Judas, and he went forth from the house, Jesus saying to him again: 'Do quickly that which thou must do.'

GOSPEL OF BARNABAS - CHAPTER 214

Having gone forth from the house, Jesus retired into the garden to pray, according as his custom was to pray, bowing his knees an hundred times and prostrating himself upon his face. Judas, accordingly, knowing the place where Jesus was with his disciples, went to the high priest, and said: 'If ye will give me what was promised, this night will I give into your hand Jesus whom ye seek: For he is alone with eleven companions.'
The high priest answered: 'How much seekest thou? '
Said Judas, 'Thirty pieces of gold.'
Then straightway the high priest counted unto him the money, and sent a Pharisee to the governor to fetch soldiers, and to Herod, and they gave a legion of them, because they feared the people; wherefore they took their arms, and with torches and lanterns upon staves went out of Jerusalem.


GOSPEL OF BARNABAS - CHAPTER 215


When the soldiers with Judas drew near to the place where Jesus was, Jesus heard the approach of many people, wherefore in fear he withdrew into the house. And the eleven were sleeping.
Then God, seeing the danger of his servant, commanded Gabriel, Michael, Rafael, and Uriel, his ministers, to take Jesus out of the world.
The holy angels came and took Jesus out by the window that looketh toward the South. They bare him and placed him in the third heaven in the company of angels blessing God for evermore.

GOSPEL OF BARNABAS - CHAPTER 216

Judas entered impetuously before all into the chamber whence Jesus had been taken up. And the disciples were sleeping. Whereupon the wonderful God acted wonderfully, insomuch that Judas was so changed in speech and in face to be like Jesus that we believed him to be Jesus. And he, having awakened us, was seeking where the Master was. Whereupon we marvelled, and answered: 'Thou, Lord, art our master; hast thou now forgotten us? '
And he, smiling, said: 'Now are ye foolish, that know not me to be Judas Iscariot! '
And as he was saying this the soldiery entered, and laid their hands upon Judas, because he was in every way like to Jesus.
We having heard Judas' saying, and seeing the multitude of soldiers, fled as beside ourselves.
And John, who was wrapped in a linen cloth, awoke and fled, and when a soldier seized him by the linen cloth he left the linen cloth and fled naked. For God heard the prayer of Jesus, and saved the eleven from evil.


GOSPEL OF BARNABAS - CHAPTER 217

The soldiers took Judas and bound him, not without derision. For he truthfully denied that he was Jesus; and the soldiers, mocking him, said: 'Sir, fear not, for we are come to make thee king of Israel, and we have bound thee because we know that thou dost refuse the kingdom.'
Judas answered: 'Now have ye lost your senses! Ye are come to take Jesus of Nazareth, with arms and lanterns as [against] a robber; and ye have bound me that have guided you, to make me king! '
Then the soldiers lost their patience, and with blows and kicks they began to flout Judas, and they led him with fury into Jerusalem.
John and Peter followed the soldiers afar off; and they affirmed to him who writeth that they saw all the examination that was made of Judas by the high priest, and by the council of the Pharisees, who were assembled to put Jesus to death. Whereupon Judas spake many words of madness, insomuch that every one was filled with laughter, believing that he was really Jesus, and that for fear of death he was feigning madness. Whereupon the scribes bound his eyes with a bandage, and mocking him said: 'Jesus, prophet of the Nazarenes, ' (for so they called them who believed in Jesus), 'tell us, who was it that smote thee? ' And they buffeted him and spat in his face.
When it was morning there assembled the great council of scribes and elders of the people; and the high priest with the Pharisees sought false witness against Judas, believing him to be Jesus: And they found not that which they sought. And why say I that the chief priests believed Judas to be Jesus? Nay, all the disciples, with him who writeth, believed it; and more, the poor virgin mother of Jesus, with his kinsfolk and friends, believed it, insomuch that the sorrow of every one was incredible. As God liveth, he who writeth forgot all that Jesus had said: How that he should be taken up from the world, and that he should suffer in a third person, and bthat he should not die until near the end of the world. Wherefore he went with the mother of Jesus and with John to the cross.
The high priest caused Judas to be brought before him bound, and asked him of his disciples and his doctrine.
Whereupon Judas, as though beside himself, answered nothing to the point. The high priest then adjured him by the living God of Israel that he would tell him the truth.
Judas answered: 'I have told you that I am Judas Iscariot, who promised to give into your hands Jesus the Nazarene; and ye, by what art I know not, are beside yourselves, for ye will have it by every means that I am Jesus.'
The high priest answered: 'O perverse seducer, thou hast deceived all Israel, beginning from Galilee even unto Jerusalem here, with thy doctrine and false miracles: And now thinkest thou to flee the merited punishment that befitteth thee by feigning to be mad? As God liveth, thou shalt not escape it! ' And having said this he commanded his servants to smite him with buffetings and kicks, so that his understanding might come back into his head. The derision which he then suffered at the hands of the high priest's servants is past belief. For they zealously devised new inventions to give pleasure to the council. So they attired him as a juggler, and so treated him with hands and feet that it would have moved the very Canaanites to compassion if they had beheld that sight.
But the chief priests and Pharisees and elders of the people had their hearts so exasperated against Jesus that, believing Judas to be really Jesus, they took delight in seeing him so treated.
Afterwards they led him bound to the governor, who secretly loved Jesus. Whereupon he, thinking that Judas was Jesus, made him enter into his chamber, and spake to him, asking him for what cause the chief priests and the people had given him into his hands.
Judas answered: 'If I tell thee the truth, thou wilt not believe me; for perchance thou art deceived as the (chief) priests and the Pharisees are deceived.'
The governor answered (thinking that he wished t

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Emekayoung:
Wat do i do. My baby boy dries up oil within 2 weeks after servicing. I use mobil XHP 20w 50. Though the engine does not smoke. And i always see vapour coming out of the exhaust tail wen ever i start the car in the morning or wen it's raining. Pls u guys shuld help me out...

May be your village witches at work, no blood to suck, they resorted to engine oil

badblog:
Your cover letter has not addressed anything.

A good cover letter should explain to the prospective employer why you are the best option for the job.

It should pick up some of the requirements from the job advert and explain how and when you accomplish this, this will make you stand out.

Also, I would not use the word "rewarding". no employer is looking for money focused employee, especially when they have little or no experience for the job they are applying.

- sorry for any typo's

...........Then, Come out with your own, everyone will like to learn from you.................do you know that so many people dont even know what cover letter is all about

Neyozak:
I guess u dont understand simple English, I said 'bad guider'. May be u are one of them. In my own case my guider had not but once rendered any assistance to me and yet earn bonuses on my transactions. Yes! guilder had earned enough from the system and so it is time participants to have uninterrupted payments.

My English teacher.please teach me, when you are envy of another person progress, what is your business when bonuses are earned by someone else, you that earned 30% at the end of the month, what effort did you put

Neyozak:
Yes! Give ur remarks/report on ur bad guilder.Dont not change guilder. Dis is because bad guider loses rewards/bonuses and such are substituted for payment of 2016 mavros.Once again DONT change any guilder instead give ur remarks on them and let such residual bonuses be substituted for 2016 mavros.

Haaaaah, you wicked oooooooooh

When politicians when to deceive the outside world about Nigerians, they will show them this kind of pictures not of Niger Delta area, like Olobiri and the rest of the river lines where the crude comes from

Kennyprymos:
If u wish to get part of ur 2016 mmm mavro 15-20k. Chat me on whatsapp @ 07068015223. Many have already cashed out.

Why naaaah?, You are here again to defraud people, why do you want to do that of which you know that is bad, you were born to be great but not to do this naaaa, but why

Kennyprymos:
If u wish to get part of ur mmm 2016 mavro 15-20k. Chat me on whatsapp @ 07068015223.
Many have already cashed out.

Why do you want to do that you wish you have plan to do, tell me why you want to be a fraudulent person, when you were born great

Okwyjesus:
There is this ugly trend that made me wonder what is actually wrong with some Nigerians. How will someone sell his conscience and sense of right thinking because of material gain.
Yesterday along Odili road in PHC. There is this bad accident there and before you realize what is happening all the phones in the car and valuables is gone. This happens in assassination scene and almost all emergency scene. Instead of a feeling and help to the victims people go there and steal.

Pls share your experiences

Which Experience? This is Business opportunity for some people, I have seen this years back, its just a generation thing, keep repeating itself everytime, if gasket will be dug out of grave, remove the corpse and steal the casket, how much more an accident.

riseagain:
Hello, if you know any reliable bitcoin investment site recommend pls.

MMM

ShawttySoFyne:
Water.
must you comment?

See this one here............................... who know you

when the sermon is more than several hours. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

make ups is completely worst than devil...........................................

forex24:
Are u in benin city and need company to party with and have some fun in ugbowo or around. let me know because i am so bored right here. it will be fun and nice to meet any gals who will make me happy. all bills pay for. Tj_07030221535

Paste your most recent bank account statement please............... I hate going out with poor guys

spartan50:
Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, "Do you mind if I goin to the bedroom for a minute?" "Okay," I said. She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling,"SURPRISE!!!" while I was waiting on the sofa... naked...

SPARTAN50 IMAGINATION........................ IT WILL NEVER COME KEEP DREAMING

........Then what happened??