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Crime no dey pay.

"Whatever injustice done to man by man shall be addressed...either in this world or in life hereafter; for the victory of evil over good can only be temporary."

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I remember one time during my teaching practice in Tambuwal, Sokoto.

I would tell the students after teaching:" Do you understand, do u understand"
They would all chorus "yes"

But when I tell them :"Kun gane?(do u understand in Hausa)....
They all chorused :"ah ah" which means NO.


Since dat day, I jux reapply to a christian private school.

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Ashawo kobokobo....beta go treat Ur STDs

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Fula...wat
Me ni wan work for Fulani man o.
Fuhari don show us pepper

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Pls make it 10k.

Let dis big men feel what we re feeling

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Dem wan compare Bwari(Buhari) with Jo'burg(Jonathan)

Person wey go school die na im dem dey carry Nepa-certificatee compare.

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Thank you Lord. One less abokii to worry about.
Wow

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You this careless sinner Raekado, you WILL NEVER MAKE HEAVEN.

My God is merciful but not foolish.

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Its better he killed himself.

I had attempted it twice, but on each occasion, I felt the process was rigorous and hard. I had to postpone

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Election don near.
VP wan win all of us Christians heart again.

Thunder wey go fire u Osinbajo, Osama Bin Ladin and him 99virgins dey discuss about am in Hell.

Strongbest:
Heyllo Sir youth, I don't know you and I don't think I ever wish to, but just to let you know I am so ashamed of you.

How could you ever be proud of what you just typed now? I do not regularly reply to unnecessary comments here, because I like to stay on my lane but I am just too pained to read this from our so called leader of tomorrow.

Bro, I mean no insult here but could you work on whatever you are right now? I feel you can be better, alot better brother.



Please, the change we seek can only be made possible by us, I mean it starts with each person.

Once again, no offence please. Wishing you a great turn around soonest. Bless you.



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Thanks. I receive ur advice in good spirit. God bless you Sir.

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This guy money go first Efe career fade.

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Provost sef dey ball.
This national cake go reach us so wen our tym reach?

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I don't believe this.
At the end, them go say the lecturer was jux pulling her legs.

I remember when I served in one of the colleges of education. Oh My God, I really enjoyed.
The ladies were the ones disturbing me for sex so they could pass.
May God bless that LGI that worked me to that college.
I slept with five girls per week on the average.
They all passed o.
I love lecturing so much

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Only pretending to be goos

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Benue dey fall hand steady.
Common abokiis dem no fit annihilate.

Buhari why?

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Na jazz.

Argue with Ur laziness

One day bushmeat go catch the hunter... #singing

Oga go marry Linda.

Leave small children matter

Take the one with the higher pay.
Its better to have a better monthly bank alert, its good for Ur mental health.
Its better to spend it on tfare Dan to earn little and spend on notin.

N:B: the alert should be Ur drive.
Cheers

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Tell us what you did to him, Olamide.

Cus u start to blow when he die.

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Both the assaulter and the assaultee are crazy.
Both the harraser and the harassee are mad.
Both the 5-rounder and the 5-roundee are insane.

B

Such a childish act.

Tufiaaaa

Failed actor.
Failed musician.

Poor boy

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That's what I did to my wife's younger sister.
I slept with her about 5times or so.
At one tym we went raw... She didn't get pregnant and it pleased me so well.

But now I ve changed, I don't pul such stunts no more.

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Rector and co go hammer b dat o. At least, 60% go entr dia pocket

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E good for dem.

Some of dis corpers like dey show diaselves.
Anywhere dem dey go, dem go wear cap and bracelet.

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Why promote them be cause of dis simple act?

Mtseew... Jux because dem catch one man

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