princeking2:

Hahahaha
Chaiiiii... Guy you made my evening good. You are very funny but I totally agree with all you said. When I left NYSC in 2016 I didn't hope to get a job. As a matter of fact, I thought of becoming a tailor, but with family pressures I decided to get a job. I got one job with CAC in Abuja and it ended after few months and I was happy. Mind you, I made 2.1 in Accounting but I just don't like doing a Job. I don't know what is wrong with me, I am pleased with doing a business, then teaching because I love academics.
Currently I don't have a job and I don't feel bothered, all I need is capital to do business and that's even why I want to teach.

Best wishes bro. Let's kip d hustle alive bro. It shall end in praise. One love!

WhiteLavender:

I'm sure you're one of those engraving their names alongside their girlfriends on those innocent magnolia trees.
'FrenchWay & Temi Forever 2013' Abi?

Lols... It should rather be "WhiteLavender and Frenchway,2011"

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Saraki is d Greatest Yoruba man I ve seen. He doesn't asslick his Fulani lords like most Yorubas do

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Sex go sweet for here o.

Reminds me of Agodi gardens Ibadan.

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Fake dude

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He died a liar.

Who else believes that lawyers are liars?



He must be writhing in hell now, I'm so certain

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At the end of all these struggles, we shall all die.






Pls a minute silence.




Let's struggle for the kingdom cus that would be our final abode

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Should this be news?
So a black man has so much inferiority complex to the chinkos and whites and reds that he feels so elated anytym he does something that the whites do to the blacks everyday in their countries.

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Sex is overrated.

Corpers are out today. They be wishing each oda:" favour market, favour market"

Favour market:

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The most confusing moment in one's life is immediately after NYSC.
At some point, I thought of becoming a tailor.
I later decided i would open a church.
Currently I'm focused on Sugar mummies. They pay at least.

How long is subjective.
To the wise, hustle should start immediately after WAEC.
To the semi-wise, hustle starts before or during nysc.
To the foolish, hustle starts after NYSC.

As for how long, destiny should take care of that.

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Gayboy, sharap

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This could be the most ugly celebrity in Nigeria, this Bambam.

After Toke Makinwa, she takes my number two spot.

See forehead like Goruba.

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Who wants to marry a woman that can only produce sicklecell kids? Tufiakwa.

I beta marry Bobrisky

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Come to the north and you will be baffled by the level of underdevelopment and massive human population.
An average aboki has two wives with about 12kids.

I remember the oda day at a tea joint(mai shayi joint) in Gusau, Zamfara.

This fellow's car broke down around 22;00. He immediately called his kids to come 'tow' the car back home.

Behold brethren! About 9 boys appeared. As they were approaching, he told us in excitement that 'a lokaci haka Nike Sani unfanin yaran da Allah ya bani''
I weeped in french.

C

Such a foolish mother.

God forbid I have a child who sleeps with girls in the toilet... To make matters worse, on public forum.
Funny enuf, they pastor and the church would be waiting to welcome him on Sunday during "testimony time'' and thanksgiving

Over 400%

Try Kwale weed... It is less harmful bro

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I dey Paris.
We get light always. If e drain, I charge am

A big lie.


She will return it back.
Don't ask me how.
That money, na her back go hear am.
No be Nigeria again?
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His God could not save him...

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Do not deport him pls... Dis one go come home come join BH

If he likes, he should write it so long like Mariama Ba.... There would be no reversal

Africa... Where we dey go?

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Such a foolish demon to beliv he is been liked. My friend, she is moved by Ur money... Dats all..!

These ones na for doctorate degree holders na

Md

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Ugly as fucccck

That's why I don't attend events. If I do, its to tap reckless and careless people's things

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The God of Adeboye couldn't save her...

God y?

When my neighbour Salma has been travelling all tru the country for her Olosho biz and d devil she is serving has been helping her avoid accidents.

Let me have a retink