oponu ode,it is "move" not "movie"

Hi peops. I would like to know if there are any good resturants in Lagos. The budget is N10k. Thanks

Hi guys. I would like to find out the cost of a Nissan Micra or Nissan Sunny(like those used in Nigerian driving schools). Thanks

When will we ever get something right?

thorpido:
N80k(man)+N60k(wife) is N1.68m per year.
If rent is N150k per year,transport is N16k per month,for both of them(N192k per year).Food if they manage well will be about N70k per mth(N840k per year).
They will spend about N1.3m on their own expenditure.

How can a family spend N70k on feeding in a month? Are they Nephilims? Food should be N30k max for a family of four. The N30k sef is even high. When you know the intricacies of Lagos markets,feeding will be cheap

Complicated.

naijaboiy:
This land is booked for my honeymoon with marieolae

You are a m#oronic imbeee

Happy Birthday

Pr0ton:
I smell e-fight

I smell e-diot

OP...you have a problem

Why are some Kwi people so hostile to Nigerians?

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Our 'Love' life-to a large extent-is usually influenced by what pastors and prophets 'say'. Last week,I broke up with my gf. She is a good lady..but...I just did NOT love her. I held on to the relationship because of the prophecies men of God had spoken concerning her: "She has a good head,she will make you rich,she will attract wealth to you bla bla bla".. The connection just wasn't there. Though it was a bit selfish on my part(to enter a relationship just for my own gains) I have realised these;
(1) Never enter a relationship because of what you 'hear'. Enter it because of what you 'feel'.
(2) Some women will make good girlfriends...and it stops there. They will not make good wives. No amount of prophecy will change this.
(3) Never let the prophecy of a Man of God 'blind' you or dull your senses when you are in a relationship.Ultimately,it is YOU-not the cleric-that is directly affected.

E no make sense. The smallie wey I get is acting like her brain's memory card catch Ebola
#teambreadandbeans

Gay Alert

chimah3:
How time flie!

Olodo rabata

Smoke some weeeed biyatch

I will soak her vibrator in fresh pepper for three days.
#teambreadandbeans

majorgr:
As a Christian, u are not under the world's counsel and government system but under the Kingdom of God governmental system. You see, in our kingdom, there is what is called health care scheme, which is better than any health scheme the world can provide. It is called HEALING! If there is a case of impotency, God will heal it and rectify the faults you just hav to bring ur husband to the point where his faith can allow access to the Healing powers of God. I just witness such a starling situation, after many years, a lady who culdnt conceive is now pregnant bucuz of her confession of faith!

Sometimes,I wonder how some people can be this daft? Though I do not doubt healing as a Christian,you still need the expertise of medical officers. Put yourself in the shoes of a woman whose husband has been discovered to be impotent. Would she be happy? Will she enjoy the union knowing fully well that her husband is shooting 'blanks'? Change your thinking....
#teambreadandbeans

We can't date if ogun has used your destiny to play merrybet

Hi house!! I would like to know the procedure to register with the Teacher's Registeration Council of Nigeria.

fashoo2010: This official announcement ought to have come b4 nw...a lot of schools has already prepare for tomoro resumption.

. You sound like a retardeen

This thread is for the 'type amen' buffs on Nigerian social media. You never waste time to type 'amen' on a gory facebook post. You are all quick to retweet a prayer by a religious con man...yet you cannot start a social media campaign to stop rape. You are quick to quote scripture on posts..but you cannot quote relevant scriptures to support tax payments. I weep for Nigeria. Spend your time on social media doing constructive and philantropic things... Please move this to fp

y me, you are a dumb retarded little idiot and i pray you pubic hair falls off during your painful menstration

THIS CHICK LOOKS LIKE SHE IS DEAD, YOU KNWHEN THE ALLTHOSE GONE TO SOON BURIALS, IF SHE IS REAL,THRN THE BITCH SHOULD POST HER PHONE NUMBER, SHE LOOKS FAGGISH TO ME THOUGH

GOD BLESS YOU MUYIWA. APART FROM NOT HAVING A CHAT ROOM, NAIRALAND HAS RETARDED BITCHES LIKE AFAM,MR CRACKLES AND THE FAT WHIZ BITCH.Bleep ALL HATERS ON NAIRALAND!!!!!!!!!!!