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Politics / Re: More "Wahala" For Nigeria Economy As USA Lifts Ban On Oil Export by Freshboi: 5:33pm On Dec 21, 2015
It is either some of you are confirmed buffoons or YOUR IQs operate below average. Exploring for crude in the Chad Basin will further position the country to solve its fuel problems. Why? Once oil is discovered, it would serve as Primary feed stock to the Kaduna Refinery. This would greatly reduce oil theft usually experienced when crude is pumped from the SS to the Refinery.

Secondly, Nigeria is blessed with huge untapped gas deposits. An exploration would help determine the amount of gas in the Basin, lead to new power plants there and ultimately stimulate the Northern economy.
Romance / Re: Jamb question by Freshboi: 8:40pm On Dec 19, 2015
B1tch, you dumb
Career / Re: Massive Bank Job Loss Imminent In 2016 by Freshboi: 11:08am On Dec 19, 2015
It will pervade our whole economic landscape. The only option is farming. Farmers will be the new Kings on the Block
Family / Re: Ways To Help Fathers Build Great Relationships With Their Kids by Freshboi: 10:46am On Dec 18, 2015
Just in case
Career / Re: Federal, States, Council Workers Groan Under Unpaid November Salaries by Freshboi: 7:39am On Dec 18, 2015
All of you should stop commenting like slow pokes. During Jonathan's era, we know that the price of crude oil - our major export was at its peak. During his 6 year rule, did we witness any positive change in our economy? Was our source of income diversified? It has been reported that the current price of crude is at its lowest in 11 years!
Take a chill pill folks. We are all affected.
Stop blaming our president for everything.

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Politics / Re: Two Nigeria’s Refineries To Restart Production Before End Of Dec. 2015 –minister by Freshboi: 9:03am On Dec 17, 2015
OKKO:
APC is scam...
Are they not the same refineries that APC told us (bearly 1 month he was handed over; b4 the appointment of his saints [sic] cabinet) to start cheering because PMB's body language has made them to start functioning to the tone of over 60% of their install capacity and that 100% is assured by December. Among which is the failed
Kaduna refinery which gets its crude oil through pipeline thousands of miles from Niger delta creeks

He therefore inferred that since Liar Moh'd can confirm that his body language can perform wonders in all sectors including Power, oil and gas...that having noise makers [sic] ministers will just be mere formalities.

On the other new Fashola has opined that Nigerian would get 24/7 power supply if they can afford his proposed tariff hike. Yet U have not attracted any single new investment in power sector since APC 7 months rein. Production is at abt 5000Mw while we needed at least 40000MW to achieve what Ur saying

Why has God decided to punish Nigerians with APC?
1.U want to toll federal roads that was free
2. U want to increase electricity bill
3. U want to increase fuel pump price by N10; when PDP removed N10 close to election U said it was political move that price of crude oil in int. market should crash fuel to N40/L
4. U want to remove subsidy on petroleum products
5. U want to reduce minimum wage
6. U can't pay Federal and state workers promptly
7. U can't regulate the exchange rate $1 = N260
8. U clamping down on business men and drivers of economy, U have denied importer forex
9. U are violating court rulings, and human rights, witch hunting the opposition parties
10. Ur a plague, Ur evil


I would reply this hogwash in due time
Politics / Re: The Economist 2016 Cover Page by Freshboi: 12:30am On Dec 09, 2015
The picture shows that China's economy is going to grow to new heights. The statue of the solider on it shows it is either going to lead in economic policies, be aggressive or be a deciding factor in the Syria debacle. Also check out the promixity of Buhari's face to the Oriental building. In year 2016, China will play a major role in the Nigerian economy

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Politics / Re: $2bn Arms Deal: FG Slams 6-count Money Laundering Charge Against Dokpesi by Freshboi: 9:58pm On Dec 08, 2015
Good

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Education / Re: Covenant University Suspend Student For Stealing Spray Starch by Freshboi: 10:35pm On Dec 04, 2015
Hustle is real grin
Travel / Any Good Hotels In Osogbo? by Freshboi: 1:45pm On Dec 04, 2015
Can anyone recommend any good hotels in Osogbo, Osun state? My budget is N4000 per night.
Celebrities / Re: Odunlade Adekola New Born Baby And Wife (Photos) by Freshboi: 10:02pm On Nov 30, 2015
Tonnierichy:
New born wife
Na so we see am o.
Yet, them go dey talk say them go school
Politics / Re: Faleke, Audu Drag APC To Court, As Party Confirms Yahaya Bello by Freshboi: 9:34pm On Nov 30, 2015
maupe:
Has Tinubu not learnt anything from the Saraki saga. He has no clout in the APC, he should just make do with the scraps that fall from the table, and stop heating up the polity. Faleke and his boss should just manage the number 2 spot they have become accustomed to. If he is entertaining thoughts of Osinbanjo replacing BUHARI, then he needs to see a psychiatrist.

Shut that contraption you call a mouth. Must Tinubu's hand be in everything? Yahaya Bello never campaigned aggressively for the Audu / Faleke ticket.

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Politics / Re: APC Unveils Yahaya Bello As Replacement For Late Audu by Freshboi: 8:10pm On Nov 30, 2015
wasco24:
wink
Pepper enter your eye ni?
Politics / Re: APC Unveils Yahaya Bello As Replacement For Late Audu by Freshboi: 8:09pm On Nov 30, 2015
Just in case
Politics / Re: Umahi Suspends Jacinta Nworie, Special Adviser by Freshboi: 1:59pm On Nov 30, 2015
Just in case
Thank you God for being first to comment.

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Romance / Re: Mr Coock Is A Begger by Freshboi: 1:37pm On Nov 30, 2015
IamLEGEND1:
great!
another Mr cork groupie.

you guys should go form a fan club or a WhatsApp group & stop being a nuisance here pls.

Stfu batty Boi
Romance / Mr Coock Is A Begger by Freshboi: 12:33pm On Nov 30, 2015
Just saw that Peckham riff raff begging for some food at Central venture Park. grin grin
Fo0l looked hungry
Romance / Re: D Brutality Of D Nigeria Army by Freshboi: 8:38pm On Nov 29, 2015
Sister, no offense undecided
You wogly (wowo +ugly)

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Career / Re: Advice Needed:a Masters Degree To Aid My 2.2 Or A Life-changing Trip To Italy? by Freshboi: 9:27am On Nov 28, 2015
My brother, think well. With the migrant crisis in Europe and the economic issues that would result from it, you need to look before you leap. If you want to hustle, wetin you wan go do for there? Wash plates? Sweep road? With a Masters degree here, you stand a better chance of employment. With it, you can enter other African countries and make a life.

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Romance / Re: Advice Pls, Am Falling In Love With A Campus Bad Boy's Chick by Freshboi: 10:55pm On Nov 27, 2015
B1tch looks like karashika undecided
Religion / Re: Pastor Chris Oyakhilome Faces JAIL In South Africa by Freshboi: 8:22am On Nov 27, 2015
classicalbenson:
them don they ginger anyhow.....Dont be surprised if she does a audu

Don't be.....
Politics / Re: President Buhari Will Leave Abuja Tomorrow, For Malta by Freshboi: 8:22pm On Nov 25, 2015
benedictnsi:
[size=18pt] Now it very crystal clear that this is a one chance government we are into...... How can a president in his right mind abandon his own country in such a precarious situation....... I don't blame him much.... His obviously do not buy fuel from any fuel station by himself, cos he have not witnessed a very long cue under a scorching sunshine..... He do not know how many businesses these fuel scandal is causing Liquidation......


He is a dullardinhoo with a very myopic level of extra-sensory perception and mental articulation that is why he behaves the way he do...... Malta my ass, Guinness my Foot undecided [/size]

Are you mentally retarded?
Politics / Re: New Peak Power Generation Record Of 4883.9MW - TCN by Freshboi: 12:48pm On Nov 25, 2015
Good work
Thank you God for being first to comment. This is a remarkable day in my life

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Would You Give Blowjobs For 100k Monthly? Twitter User Narrates Ordeal by Freshboi: 12:46pm On Nov 25, 2015
jashar:
God forbid. 100k is too small a price to pay for such nonsense.
The price for my soul has been paid in full already.
It's better to fry puff-puff and sell maintaining dignity than doing such.
Pffffttttttt........

Wailers have come o. Sister me, many guys do not have time for long talk. The dating dynamics have changed. Men are no longer the hunters. They are Now the hunted. Expect more of these revelations

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Politics / Re: #FuelScarcity: How Much Is Petrol Sold In Your Area? by Freshboi: 12:37pm On Nov 25, 2015
SkyBound:
[size=16pt]170 in Owerri[/size]..... Owerri municipal to be precise cheesy cheesy cheesy

Buhari and his body Language mechanics grin grin grin

We told them that he's an economic assassin, but they claimed his integrity will block loopholes.

We told them that he's corrupt just like his fellow croonies, but they claimed he never stole a dime.

We told them he's old, dull and slow, but they said they preferred a dullàrd that created Western Germany and President Mitchell's to a PhD holder that transformed the Agricultural sector of the economy.

We told them he doesn't have the moral standard, will and the technological knowhow to tackle corruption, but they claimed even witch hunting is fighting corruption.

We told them he's full of lies and deceit, but they hoped on the mirage NGN5,000 salary for the jobless and one meal pa day for their kids.

We told them that since he knew nothing about fuel subsidy, then he knows nothing about the petroleum industry/sector of the Nigerian economy but they claimed he'll stabilize world oil price and reduce PMS price to NGN40 per litre.

We told them he has no respect for the rule of law, but they claimed the judiciary was corrupt.

We told them he is not as humble as he looks but they said he had only NGN1million and 150 cows.

We told them that he's too old to govern, they claimed our youths are wasted generations.

We told them he doesn't have a certificate, they said he can use his NEPA bill. cheesy cheesy cheesy

We told them he's vindictive, but they said as far as they are concerned, he can employ all his family members, relatives and well wishers into his cabinet, even if they have no formal education, as long as they deliver.

We told them he's an enemy of democracy, they claimed they prefer his autocracy to the Nigerian Democracy.

We told them he's not humble but only a pretender, they said he'll sell off the presidential jets in order to cut cost of governance.

We told them he doesn't care about the Nigerian citizens, but they claimed he belongs to everybody and belongs to nobody, even though his appointments were mainly for the north, he embarks on fruitless journeys and speaks only to BBC Hausa.

We told them he supported Boko Haram, they told us that even if they found him in a meeting with Shekau and co, that wouldn't stop them from voting him.
undecided undecided undecided
We asked for any tangible thing he's done for the country after staying away from government for so long, they claimed it didn't matter..

Finally, we told them he's a scam, but they shouted Sai Baba! grin cheesy

Behold Nigerians, here is your much desired change

SAI BUHARI INDEED.... VERY SOON, NIGERIANS WILL TURN IT TO DIE BUHARI tongue tongue tongue

Hmmm
Celebrities / Re: Mavin Crew Pose For Selfies Together (photo) by Freshboi: 7:53am On Nov 24, 2015
Is iceberg slim part of SMD now?
Religion / Re: By God's Grace I Will Be Celebrating 20yrs Of Abstinence... by Freshboi: 11:56pm On Oct 31, 2015
Jollyjoy:
What exactly is the purpose of this threadfor people to praise you or to feel good about yourself


Mtheeeewsadwho cares if you are a phd virgin

This shii got me laughing
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by Freshboi: 3:11pm On Oct 08, 2015
I would also like to add that many graduates who lack jobs are the cause of their own misfortune. How can you employ someone who cannot express himself in simple English? Or someone who cannot defend his certificate? I agree that the jobs are scarce....... but many of the job applicants aren't simply employable.
Politics / Re: Ministerial List: Buhari Defaults, Senate Gets List October 6 by Freshboi: 6:47pm On Sep 30, 2015
Liar grin
Beech
Politics / Re: Bukola Saraki Confirms That He Now Has Ministerial List by Freshboi: 5:59pm On Sep 30, 2015
Shout out to the wailing beeches grin
Jobs/Vacancies / N.c.e Graduates Needed Urgently by Freshboi: 11:00am On Sep 21, 2015
A primary school in Ikosi Ketu needs a class teacher for Basic 3.
The prospective applicant must be fluent in English and also be good with kids.
Please send your resume to this email address:kotunba@yahoo.co.uk or call :08135488824.
Please note that you are to resume tomorrow

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