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Romance › Re: The Advantage Of Deep Penetrations. by freshkik(m): 4:03pm On Apr 13, 2016

Vanquay:
What of those of us with 2 inch King kongs

King kong and 2inch cannot be in the same sentence angry

... Call it something else like needle, big eraser, little finger et al

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Crime › Re: Photo Of Yahoo Boys Caught Today Attempting To Use A Girl For Ritua by freshkik(m): 11:38am On Apr 13, 2016

na wa o

Education › Re: China Increase Nigerian Scholarship Award From 100 To 700 Students by freshkik(m): 11:03am On Apr 13, 2016

Hallack:
I know its still scholarships for rich kids. D poor will always remain poor thats y i hate rich people for life.

this one done already accept teamPOOR4live embarassed

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Agriculture › Re: PHOTOS: Eko Rice Will Be Ready In Six Months- Akinwunmi Ambode by freshkik(m): 10:04am On Apr 13, 2016

eitsei:
the rate of stupidity of some people is even higher than I thought... It's not a federal government project but a collaboration between Lagos and kebbi states

Na you i pity pass sha, because wasting energy for these kind people wey nor fit survive, unless them always see themselves as the oppressed and the victim of circumstances, is like, trying to speak to a monkey to reject banana embarassed

, its natural to them already

Romance › Re: My Friend In Love Again by freshkik(m): 11:50pm On Apr 12, 2016

layla129:
lol, this is the result of too much horror movies

Lol, nah dearie, tho i don't fansy them anymore, horror movies never scared me (except those ISA WURÚ , mt. Zion movies, when men where kids).

Well, don't mind me love, i have just been teasing you.

Romance › Re: My Friend In Love Again by freshkik(m): 11:45pm On Apr 12, 2016

KeriBaby:
Women like me? LOL people who believe in love are the ones who are miserable and always end up hurt..lol and i'd never hang with someone doesn't make me happy talk more of settling. Thank u

hmm, i believe chicks that 'claim' or maybe act like they don't believe in love are like , a crab (or tortoise). Hard at 1st, but far soft and absolving within.... They can love far deeper and more sincerely than the so-called easy to love type..... (And i guess you might fall into this group) but maybe not, because 9ja girls done develop kernel heart, hard outside, hard inside angry

Romance › Re: My Friend In Love Again by freshkik(m): 11:35pm On Apr 12, 2016

silent10:
guy u funny. Thou even me d hair scare me too . I dnt think momma wil lik dat

lol, abi

Romance › Re: My Friend In Love Again by freshkik(m): 11:34pm On Apr 12, 2016

layla129:
lmao...don't be scared sugar. the hair is just a wig. is it ok now?

Yea...but for those your fierce pretty-looking eyes, i don't know, because when i open my eyes, i see your eyes staring at me, i come close am, yet i still saw you fiercely looking at me.
i got up to re-watch the highlight of C. Ronaldo scoring his hat trick,& immediately after the third goal, he slide, celebrated with his teammates , and in a moment of shear mystery, he turned his head backward in 1 swift move, and!!! … (you guessed it right) i saw your prof. Picture eyes switch to his own, AND STILL STARING FIERCELY AT ME... lol, i guess my bedtime is f#%ked this night. Lol

Romance › Re: My Friend In Love Again by freshkik(m): 11:07pm On Apr 12, 2016

layla129:
Why scary?? the hair?

Yea, and the white round shiny fierce looking eyeballs, looked at it for about 4seconds and my chest started hurting. It was as if, an invincible fire from your eyes was burning my heart.
embarassed

Romance › Re: My Friend In Love Again by freshkik(m): 10:48pm On Apr 12, 2016

layla129:
Of course, i have my reasons. His, were just so childish and useless... no connection whatsoever

your picture looks cute, but scary

Romance › Re: Can You Suck Your Lactating Partner's Milk? by freshkik(m): 2:03pm On Apr 12, 2016

mikool007:
Honestly what r pple using dier time doing deze dayz nd wh thought of dis f*ckd up shii

>> layla129

Romance › Re: Can You Suck Your Lactating Partner's Milk? by freshkik(m): 2:00pm On Apr 12, 2016

jrerico1:
I love succulent boobs.. But I have never tasted breast milk before

you nor suck your mama own... Abi you be Adam?

Politics › Re: Dauda Adamu Kahutu "Rarara" Kidnapped By Gunmen In Kano by freshkik(m): 8:47am On Apr 11, 2016

RichYoungNigger:
Ipob youths at work ??
The Ipob youths traveled from Anambra state to Kano just to kidnap a poor rat because of ordinary 3 million naira ??

Hausa and Yoruba guys are just a big joke, they even blame Ipob youths for the atrocities the Boko Haram commit.

after making some real sense in your first paragraph, you now added non to the sense to make it nonsense by becoming a silly tribal bigot..... nothing is as irritating as a tribalistic bigot (not even a racist, because you never see them come against their own kind) .... purge yourself from that disease today....too many silly tribal bigots on nairaland esp (igbo, yoruba, Hausa) F you all huh

Literature › Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by freshkik(m): 9:58am On Apr 09, 2016

Sugarhugs:
You are too slim like you don't eat at all!

Lol

Romance › Re: See The Nood Photoshoot Of A Lady That Has Set The Internet Ablaze (explicit) by freshkik(m): 2:41pm On Apr 08, 2016

Very "NOOD" indeed huh

Romance › Re: I Have A Crush On A Nairalander by freshkik(m): 2:35pm On Apr 08, 2016

Hadez:
Oh God
He is so handsome and his comments always makes a whole lot of sense.

He is respectful with his posts and he chooses his words carefully.

He respects women and he is so romantic.

He has a bright future and his brilliancy is ravishing.

He has a sexy and sweet lips which makes me feel uncomfortable whenever I stare at his profile.

I don't know how to tell him what I have in mind because he might just take me for granted. Sighs I really wish he would just strike a chat with me I need to know him better

Lol, madam stop contradicting yourself... only you said he respect women, and ur scared he ll take you for granted?? .... even say "u no how guys are"...change your mentality, & send am msgs and not us, angry

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Romance › Re: I Have A Crush On A Nairalander by freshkik(m): 2:30pm On Apr 08, 2016

Hadez:
Oh God
He is so handsome and his comments always makes a whole lot of sense.

He is respectful with his posts and he chooses his words carefully.

He respects women and he is so romantic.

He has a bright future and his brilliancy is ravishing.

He has a sexy and sweet lips which makes me feel uncomfortable whenever I stare at his profile.

I don't know how to tell him what I have in mind because he might just take me for granted. Sighs I really wish he would just strike a chat with me I need to know him better

Education › Re: Samsung Honours Ayodele Daniel, Gives Him Samsung Galaxy S7(pic) by freshkik(m): 9:44am On Apr 08, 2016

Keneking:
Hope they gave him money to replace the screen when broken.Nonsense gift!

Teach him how to fish, he would even buy Samsung S15 when produced. Can't they have given him cash equivalent or signed him as Brand Ambassador

Wrong PR move, couldn't they have created a scholarship scheme that would take him for the rest of his career anywhere in the world.

Una too they complain chai!!!! , if them giva am the equivalent cash (lets say approx. 170k), una go still "react" , chillax jor, who you epp?

Celebrities › Re: ★ Have You Seen Wizkid’s New Girlfriend? - 360jamng(.com) by freshkik(m): 9:39am On Apr 08, 2016

olatade:
Can someone give me an advice? Sorry for the bad english onwards, but I think I really need one as of now. Lately, I noticed that my girlfriend had lots of calls on her phone, and when I ask who is it, she always hungs it up quickly and she said it's one of her friends/business contacts. I also noticed that recently, she goes home in our rented apartment late, and when I ask why was she late, she always tell me that she went overtime because of her team building meet, although when I checked her slip, she had no overtime fee and I was a bit suprised since as far as I know, they didn't had any team building meets since 3 months ago. So, I went to her boss and asked about this, but her boss said that they only did team building meets only one time with her co-office mates a long time ago (which confirms that I was right), and as an extra, she's been absent on that meet, and her boss told me that she's been absent in her work a couple of days as well. The next day, she went out and told me she'll be attending her "urgent team building meet", so, keeping a distance, I followed her with my motorbike, and not far away from our place, a man fetched her on his car. I stopped my motorbike from a distance to make sure they won't hear me and observed them, and when they were going to drive out, I was about to follow then but when I start the engine, it died on me. So I want to ask for advice, where would the problem be? Is it the spark plugh that caused the starting to fail, or is it on the main engine? The clutch, perhaps? Please give me a good advice. Thanks for noticing.

Lack of PMS caused it.

Romance › Re: My Cousin Is Tempting Me , What Do I Do ? by freshkik(m): 9:21am On Apr 08, 2016

team "picture or idonbilivit" &
Team "picture or u no na"...that caused it
Anyway, i didnt come early enough so i didn't see the picture, but from the comments its like the op breached someone's privacy real bad

Celebrities › Re: Mike Ezuruonye's Sister, Chika, Weds (Photo) by freshkik(m): 7:48am On Apr 08, 2016

Pranxta:
So how would this new info enable me get fuel?

so you come nairaland, to come find info of how to get fuel? smh, you go old

Celebrities › Re: Photo Of Afro Dija With Her Mother And Aunties by freshkik(m): 7:40am On Apr 08, 2016

it's always funny, when someone switches to capital letters in their write up & make typos "ORGANGE" cheesy

Phones › Re: Have You Noticed The Quick Depletion Of Glo Data? by freshkik(m): 6:19pm On Apr 07, 2016

ajadematanle:
I bought N3000 for 6gb.It finished within 1day without any download or video playing.it's purely 419.

CHAI!!!!!!!! diaris god ooo cry

Sports › Re: Today's Surebetting Tips by freshkik(m): 11:10am On Apr 07, 2016

lol, story!!!

Celebrities › Re: Nigerians And Black Americans Fight Over Egusi Soup On Instagram [PICS] by freshkik(m): 3:47am On Apr 07, 2016

ZenaSTORY:
ewww.....

that's gross.....

Don't be ignorant, it will only make you look uncivilized/illiterate

Celebrities › Re: Nigerians And Black Americans Fight Over Egusi Soup On Instagram [PICS] by freshkik(m): 3:47am On Apr 07, 2016

ZenaSTORY:
ewww.....

that's gross.....

Don't be ignorant, it will only make you look like an illiterate

Romance › Re: Girls Ever Been Embarrassed Visiting A Guy? Share Your Experiences by freshkik(m): 5:20pm On Mar 28, 2016

Tommfrench:
sincerely, this copious American substandard English is "IQ threating"

i thought i was the only one struggling to even understand just 50%, of what the young lady typed.

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Romance › Re: Lady Agrees To Travel To Dubai To Have Anal Sex With HIV Positive Client(Pics) by freshkik(m): 9:49am On Mar 27, 2016

This story is from an american urban site {mediatakeout(dot)com} which happens to also steal it from a site dat ppl troll & prank instragram models, deceive them, & then post up the chat ... This is the link to the story on media take out
http://mediatakeout.com/299538/expose-the-heaux-hoodrat-is-pranked-on-instagram-and-they-get-her-to-agree-to-have-sex-with-an-hiv-positive-man-for-just-15000.html?mobile=1

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Romance › Re: 10 Most Annoying Things Women Do,during Sex. by freshkik(m): 11:44am On Mar 22, 2016

lol, funny thread

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Have You Been Dreaming Of Marrying Your Birthday Mate? Pls Come In by freshkik(m): 1:04pm On Mar 17, 2016

met just 3 ppl with same birthday with me, 2 guys (in real life) & 1 chick (on social media)..... Anyway its August 10 5C120922 for d ladies tongue

Romance › Re: (pics)top10 Most Handsome Nairalanders That Should Get You Gawking Like A Fool. by freshkik(m): 1:03pm On Mar 16, 2016

Adaure4ever:
ok lol yes.
Bad grammer from me there.

lol, no p at all dearie, it happens to err 1, i was just looking for some1 to tease here, n unfortunately for u, ur 'grammar' caught my attention, wink

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