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Politics › Re: Boko Haram Reacts To Trump's Victory, Says 'war Has Just Begun' by Friedyokes: 4:54pm On Nov 14, 2016
SEE WETIN DEM DAE TALK



I TAKE JAH BEG BOKOHARAM




GO AMERICA GO BOMB



MAE WE SEE IF UNA GO REMAIN
Phones › Re: Glo Internet Has Become Very Useless.... by Friedyokes: 4:42pm On Nov 14, 2016
Glo is0 good depending on where u stay ....where I was staying Glo was absolute hell I means 2.2 kbs....I am pretty sure it was downloading backwards grin....but where am staying now I get up to 1.4mbs which is relatively better ...glo doesn't have a good coverage ....so if you are lucky nd u stay in one of the good zones ....its the best ....I mean 1k for 3.2 gb.... But since there are other choices no qualms ...use what floats your boat
Phones › Re: Check Out The 2017 Nokia Express Music by Friedyokes: 12:35pm On Nov 14, 2016
rattlesnake:
u can't bought it
bloody hell
Phones › . by Friedyokes(op):
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Phones › Re: Nokia Planning To Strike Us With A Mysterious Phone Rocking A Metal Phone by Friedyokes: 2:34pm On Nov 11, 2016
LA click LA trump
Celebrities › Re: Two Days In History That Most Americans Will Never Smile At. by Friedyokes: 11:57pm On Nov 09, 2016
ChemicalReaction:
Give us details biko! what happened on the dates?
are u for real undecided
Romance › Re: I Give Up , I'm Not Doing Again Joor! by Friedyokes: 9:25pm On Nov 07, 2016
bestspoke:
So they say, "the fastest way to get a man to marry you, is to cook his best meal and serve it with a chilled bottle of coke" -okay, nobody said that, i just totally made that up.

But, if it was true; then Nneka would never get married.
Nneka, was my church crush - church, in the sense that we attended the same church and she was in the choir - so yeah,church crush!But you see, she wasn't like any other choir girl you know. Forget those "head-tie wearing, Ankle skirt" girls you're probably imagining.
Nneka had class, and ass too - not sure which was more, but both were in abundance. Her figure eight (cool shape wasn't helping matters, not to talk of her clear American accent - Mehn! Angels had to be made this way.

So yeah, we eventually started dating after I broke forcefully out of the deep shackles of friend zone I was submerged in - middle finger village witches during the course of our dating, she kept complaining about the money I spent eating out and buying junk food. I never really had a problem with this cos' I barely had time to cook for myself, with my 9 - 8 job and all. - Yeah, 9am to 8pm! My boss was directly related to the devil himself.

Anyways, she offered to cook and insisted on spending the weekend. She was going to "spoil me silly" with different kinds of dishes I had never tasted. I knew right then, that I had found the one. No more cornflakes and indomie for one week - goodbye carbohydrates; Hello protein!!I fell deeper in love.

Saturday finally arrived, and I was treated to a huge plate of Egusi soup - Everybody's favourite.I'm not much of a Bible story kinda guy, but after first taste, I knew instantly that soup must have been inspired by the story of Lot and the Pillar of Salt. My Egusi soup was filled with the missing parts of the Pillar of Salt. I'm not joking, I might have as well, ordered a salt solution instead - heck! it felt like it.

But I let it slide, maybe she was just nervous cooking for me for the first time - Love, really is blind.By evening, we had Beans - or should I even call it that? Beans used to be my favourite food, until Nneka catwalked into my life. Now all I see when I think of Beans is horror and battlefields.
You think I'm lying? Okay, picture David and Goliath. Yep, remember those stones David picked before the fight? - yep! those ones.They were present in my dinner plate.

Actually, I think I had more stones than Beans for dinner - but then again Love prevailed, I let it slide.It was when I saw her washing raw rice into hot palm oil the next morning,she told me she wanted to prepare fried rice, I knew that I was finished."Blood of Donald Trump!! ", I shouted! But deep down, I was certain the end was finally here. At that moment, I knew my village witches had won the battle - they were probably twerking to a Gospel beat sef at that time.It's been two weeks since that weekend and I've not had the mind to return her calls or texts.

Please, how do you arrange your lips to tell somebody you're not doing again?Brother zone has never felt more perfect to me. I willingly zone myself.I give up abeg, I'm not doing again joor!
grin laughed till tears fell ....very nice
Phones › Re: Glo Data Zaps So Fast by Friedyokes: 2:09pm On Nov 06, 2016
Whizpeter:
Mine ain't zapping ooo... They are charging me for my exact usage
exactly
Phones › Re: I'm Afraid I May Have Bought The Fake Infinix Note 2 Lte by Friedyokes: 5:01pm On Nov 05, 2016
So op is it brand new?
Phones › Re: I'm Afraid I May Have Bought The Fake Infinix Note 2 Lte by Friedyokes: 4:16pm On Nov 05, 2016
teewhydope:
dont mind these noobs, thats just a custom rom for note2...just flash back xos if u have any idea of flashing rom
so a brand new phone came with a different ROM from the others?
Phones › Re: I'm Afraid I May Have Bought The Fake Infinix Note 2 Lte by Friedyokes: 10:36am On Nov 05, 2016
This is d original

Phones › Re: I'm Afraid I May Have Bought The Fake Infinix Note 2 Lte by Friedyokes: 10:35am On Nov 05, 2016
BRIGHTRIVERS:
The name was written well
No need for cpu-z going by this pic its a fake
Phones › Re: Please What New Phone Can I Get With 30k That Has 3gbram , Otg And Flash Charge? by Friedyokes: 7:02pm On Oct 31, 2016
30k 3gb ram otg in the same sentence Ah!!!!! shocked shocked shocked
Phones › Re: MTN Na Theif by Friedyokes: 5:56pm On Oct 31, 2016
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin MY BELE O!!!!!
Phones › Re: Airtel Nite Plan. by Friedyokes: 7:26pm On Oct 30, 2016
It has to be 24hrs after ur previous sub before u can use it again ....say u subbed 12:00am yesterday wait till 12:01am to sub today
Phones › Re: I Ordered For A Samsung Galaxy Phone On Slot.com.ng And Got The Phone Case by Friedyokes: 11:50am On Jul 28, 2016
LMAO the name is Samsung galaxy s7 edge CLEAR VIEW CASE.....emphasis on the fact that in ends in case....
Phones › Re: I Want To Buy The Innjoo Fire 2 by Friedyokes: 10:56pm On Jun 30, 2016
NO NO NO NO....do not buy an innjoo phone just sold mine and I am the happiest manbon earth ...the battery is poo....the charging port is poo....the build is cool....the ui is poo....the resale value is poo....getting spare parts poo....
Phones › Re: Best Games To Download For Your Android Device by Friedyokes: 8:56am On Jun 25, 2016
seafarers:
Upgraded gta
the graphics is cool where did u download it from
Phones › Re: Airtel Introduce New Internet Data Plans That Gives You 11GB For 2000 And 22GB F by Friedyokes: 6:56pm On Jun 24, 2016
FakeNEWSevryday:
Where are u from? Do u you think everyone in this forum is your mate?

Omo alaileko
k
Phones › Re: Airtel Introduce New Internet Data Plans That Gives You 11GB For 2000 And 22GB F by Friedyokes: 3:08pm On Jun 24, 2016
IS EVERYONE THAT BELIEVES IN THIS THING BLIND ....CANT YOU SEE THE SPACE BETWEEN THE 1 1 ND 2 2 .....I MEAN 11GB FOR 1000 DOES IT EVEN SOUND BELIEVABLE.... IF YOU THINK OTHERWISE ....SCREENSHOT YOUR ALLOCATED 11GB
Phones › Re: How To Stream Android Game to Windows/Mac? by Friedyokes: 3:02am On Jun 22, 2016
The link is to an apk file how do I launch it on my PC
Phones › Re: Best Games To Download For Your Android Device by Friedyokes: 7:52pm On Jun 20, 2016
guydangerous:
is free on google play store.
yh but I cnt pause downloads der
Phones › Re: Best Games To Download For Your Android Device by Friedyokes: 2:07pm On Jun 20, 2016
Can some one please give me the link I to bia 3 ....android 5.1 pls
Phones › Re: I Dialed This *559*40# On My Mtn Line And Got This. by Friedyokes: 6:40pm On Jun 19, 2016
AwesomeRomeo:
Please, what's the name of your fonts?
flowers
Phones › Re: I Dialed This *559*40# On My Mtn Line And Got This. by Friedyokes: 3:01am On Jun 19, 2016
Same here

Phones › Re: See what MTN did for me [screen Shots] by Friedyokes: 6:13pm On Jun 18, 2016
As u dae happy no complain when dem comot am for the July 5
Phones › Re: Infinix Hot Note2 (X600) Discussion Thread (Official) by Friedyokes: 6:07pm On Jun 18, 2016
danthamccoy:
Helep oh.
i think you need to update yours the xui version is old
Phones › Re: Pls Which Should I Go For, Samsung Galaxy J7 Or Tecno C9 by Friedyokes: 6:28am On Jun 18, 2016
Reeberry:
J7 is not a phone. The display is poor and lags alot.
Samsung j7 or tecno j7huh

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