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rattlesnake:
u can't bought it

bloody hell

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LA click LA trump

ChemicalReaction:
Give us details biko! what happened on the dates?

are u for real

bestspoke:
So they say, "the fastest way to get a man to marry you, is to cook his best meal and serve it with a chilled bottle of coke" -okay, nobody said that, i just totally made that up.

But, if it was true; then Nneka would never get married.
Nneka, was my church crush - church, in the sense that we attended the same church and she was in the choir - so yeah,church crush!But you see, she wasn't like any other choir girl you know. Forget those "head-tie wearing, Ankle skirt" girls you're probably imagining.
Nneka had class, and ass too - not sure which was more, but both were in abundance. Her figure eight ( shape wasn't helping matters, not to talk of her clear American accent - Mehn! Angels had to be made this way.

So yeah, we eventually started dating after I broke forcefully out of the deep shackles of friend zone I was submerged in - middle finger village witches during the course of our dating, she kept complaining about the money I spent eating out and buying junk food. I never really had a problem with this cos' I barely had time to cook for myself, with my 9 - 8 job and all. - Yeah, 9am to 8pm! My boss was directly related to the devil himself.

Anyways, she offered to cook and insisted on spending the weekend. She was going to "spoil me silly" with different kinds of dishes I had never tasted. I knew right then, that I had found the one. No more cornflakes and indomie for one week - goodbye carbohydrates; Hello protein!!I fell deeper in love.

Saturday finally arrived, and I was treated to a huge plate of Egusi soup - Everybody's favourite.I'm not much of a Bible story kinda guy, but after first taste, I knew instantly that soup must have been inspired by the story of Lot and the Pillar of Salt. My Egusi soup was filled with the missing parts of the Pillar of Salt. I'm not joking, I might have as well, ordered a salt solution instead - heck! it felt like it.

But I let it slide, maybe she was just nervous cooking for me for the first time - Love, really is blind.By evening, we had Beans - or should I even call it that? Beans used to be my favourite food, until Nneka catwalked into my life. Now all I see when I think of Beans is horror and battlefields.
You think I'm lying? Okay, picture David and Goliath. Yep, remember those stones David picked before the fight? - yep! those ones.They were present in my dinner plate.

Actually, I think I had more stones than Beans for dinner - but then again Love prevailed, I let it slide.It was when I saw her washing raw rice into hot palm oil the next morning,she told me she wanted to prepare fried rice, I knew that I was finished."Blood of Donald Trump!! ", I shouted! But deep down, I was certain the end was finally here. At that moment, I knew my village witches had won the battle - they were probably twerking to a Gospel beat sef at that time.It's been two weeks since that weekend and I've not had the mind to return her calls or texts.

Please, how do you arrange your lips to tell somebody you're not doing again?Brother zone has never felt more perfect to me. I willingly zone myself.I give up abeg, I'm not doing again joor!

laughed till tears fell ....very nice

Whizpeter:
Mine ain't zapping ooo... They are charging me for my exact usage

exactly

So op is it brand new?

teewhydope:
dont mind these noobs, thats just a custom rom for note2...just flash back xos if u have any idea of flashing rom

so a brand new phone came with a different ROM from the others?

This is d original

BRIGHTRIVERS:
The name was written well

No need for cpu-z going by this pic its a fake

30k 3gb ram otg in the same sentence Ah!!!!!

MY BELE O!!!!!

It has to be 24hrs after ur previous sub before u can use it again ....say u subbed 12:00am yesterday wait till 12:01am to sub today

LMAO the name is Samsung galaxy s7 edge CLEAR VIEW CASE.....emphasis on the fact that in ends in case....

NO NO NO NO....do not buy an innjoo phone just sold mine and I am the happiest manbon earth ...the battery is poo....the charging port is poo....the build is cool....the ui is poo....the resale value is poo....getting spare parts poo....

seafarers:
Upgraded gta

the graphics is cool where did u download it from

FakeNEWSevryday:
Where are u from? Do u you think everyone in this forum is your mate?

Omo alaileko

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IS EVERYONE THAT BELIEVES IN THIS THING BLIND ....CANT YOU SEE THE SPACE BETWEEN THE 1 1 ND 2 2 .....I MEAN 11GB FOR 1000 DOES IT EVEN SOUND BELIEVABLE.... IF YOU THINK OTHERWISE ....SCREENSHOT YOUR ALLOCATED 11GB

The link is to an apk file how do I launch it on my PC

guydangerous:
is free on google play store.

yh but I cnt pause downloads der

Can some one please give me the link I to bia 3 ....android 5.1 pls

AwesomeRomeo:
Please, what's the name of your fonts?

flowers

Same here

As u dae happy no complain when dem comot am for the July 5

danthamccoy:
Helep oh.

i think you need to update yours the xui version is old

Reeberry:
J7 is not a phone. The display is poor and lags alot.

Samsung j7 or tecno j7

olanreyman:
Pls i need good advice on which to go for, I will also like to know the current price of both. Thanks

j7 is a good

device watched a lot of reviews on itbwhen i wanted to

buy...multitasking and game handling is great.... And

camon c9 is an equally good device 13 mp camera

1080p ...if u r into camera stuff ....j7 has an amoled

display which is great...but one thing I always consider

when buying a smartphone is the resale value...and

Samsung carries the cake here...it is your choice thou

Screenshot the apn