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Just tell us ur dick is lik chalk, and stop complaining. Big dicks will nt slide out easily cos it will cover ever space inside the pussy.

Well since u don't want her abeg gimme her number

Solomon had 700 wives Cheated on them with 300 concubines Ur man cheats on you with 1 lady and we can't have peace. . . . . My sister read the Bible...Lmao!!

Esseite:
This is wrong on all levels...

It might sound absurd neither am i condoling bad beheaviors.

The thief is a minor.

Lack of hope or food have made people steal...do you know if his family was dieing of starvation and he though that was the only hope.

he could have just held the hand while the robber is caught.

You have rendered a man useless.. of what use would he be to the society with just an arm.

He has put another beggar on the street..

The only xtics that makes us different from the sharia antics which we vehemently oppose... is what we are practicing...

U spawn trash, dere Is no justification in stealing, dere are other facing even worst of wat the thef is facing but choose a better part by hustling, and doing odd jobs but he resorted to stealing so nigga the bitch got wat he deserve. He should show is kids the mark he got for stealing

1. You can never ever have the best of sex
outside of marriage.
.
2. Only sex with your husband or wife is a
sexual intercourse without shame and
regret.
.
3. There is always a string which the devil
uses pulls you to your sexual partners if
you keep in touch with them after
marriage.
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4. The memories of all your sexual
escapades have a way of resurfacing when
you are having sex with your spouse.
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5. You have a 95% tendency of comparing
your spouse's libido with your sex mates
which is not healthy for your sex life in
marriage.
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6. You can have countless number of
people you have had sex with before
marriage if you don't stop NOW.
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7. The moment you are jilted or dumped,
you wish you have never had sex with that
person.
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8. Men only have Raw, Wild and Rough sex
with ladies who worth nothing to them,
no responsible married man will treat his
wife so.
Real men make love with their wives.
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9. If he doesn't love you sex can never win
his heart for you: he can always get great
sex anywhere.
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10. If he threatens to quit the relationship
because you want to remain pure then he
wants
nothing more from you than SEX.
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11. Abstinence doesn't kill, if it does I
won't be here posting these messages.
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12. You are in a bondage and need
deliverance if he says he's leaving you and
you are using sex
to keep him, what happens when he gets
enough? I hope u knws....huh?
.
13. If a lady seduces you, know you are
dinning with Delilah. Your
matrimonial bed is not safe. Don't marry
her.
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14. God created sex and He wants you to
enjoy it for life in marriage.
.
15. Very soon in your marriage, there will
be nights when you will turn your back at
your husband/wife and say "Honey please
leave me, allow me to sleep'' I am not in
the mood
tonight'' You will get tired! Don't rush into
what you may have more than enough at
the right time.
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16. You can never ever enjoy sex with a
condom neither can you enjoy unsafe sex
without fears.
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17. Condom cannot protect you from
curses and familiar spirits.
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18. You become ONE FLESH, ONE SPIRIT
with who you have sex with. Sex is a bond
that ties a man and woman for life. God
planned it so.
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19. Stop sex for a season and see if he will
still stay with you and love you MORE LIKE
NEVER BEFORE. I doubt it.
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20. Sad enough, some men wish for a
virgin(fresh blood) when they are set to
get a wife yet they disvirgined over a
dozen! Quite unfair.

Mtweeeeeeeee

[quote author=soopamom post=44850057]Spare the rod, the first question is "what is a rod?"
Now I'll refer you to psalm 23 " Thy rod and thy staff, they comfort me" so it's a shepherds rod, which was used to gently guide the sheep. Not flog the sheep as most people assume. ...gentle guidance is what is needed, even from the Bible[/quote

Wat of aboki's rod, to gently guild d cows abi
Some human need cain, dats why nigeria fear army so much.

Cos army are d aboki's why nigeria's are d cow's

DANO1011:
I know the kind of advice you would love to read, but I'm going to give the opposite cause thats the truth!
He is not your husband right?, he is your BOYFRIEND! Thank God.
If a man can have a secrets relationship with another woman apart from the other, is called (womanising/doubledating). And thats pure CHEATING. AND HE WILL DEFINATELY DO SO TO HIS FUTURE WIFE.
My advice to you is to protect yourself from further harm and QUIT the relationship, I know that's not gonna be easy but that's the right thing to do. ( Do what you want, and damn the consequences)

Please go to the nearest bar and collect one cold chilled Malt am coming to pay, of all d comment I hav being reading ur wise words forced me to comment, mumu people tell her to communicate with him, wat does she want to communicate wen u hav seen d obvious dere. If u knw u can't leave him den stay and don't complain.

Mtweeee , u already knw wat to do still yet u came on nairaland to ask foolish question. Mtweeee stay ooooo

Its cos ur bae is nt close to u, that's why seeing a pretty girl matters to u, if she was close to u does won't matter.

Or cos u hav being spending too much time tinking about it, cheating is nt sometin that just happen, u hav being nursing it in ur mind before nw, without u knwing .

A friend of mine came in angry today, he said he took dis babe to Kada fried and after all d spending the babe told him clearly that he cannot dat him ( some babes wicked)

He said he spent a total sum of 7k for just fish and movie minus trans go and coming o

So guys was d highest money u hav spent on a girl.

Mine is 1500, indomie, fuel and trans

Dekatron:
But wait :- This girl always look for opportunity to dance and whine in my presence . . .



Have I been dulling?? Am actually serious

cc vizkiz

Anytime we are together she gats dance and shake bum ni sha . . . For over a year now



have I been a mugu ni?? Somebody tell me.

Yes boss u hav being a mugu, but tank God for this thread, Man up and go grab ur copy shapely

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Good day nairalander

Am very tall, hansome (so dey say) and a very shy guy, introvert in nature, seriously in need of a girlfriend please mature guys only

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Ping me let's chat

Stay in benin

Wic kind tin b dis, dis guy no knw say babes full here, why u come dey spoil show for men nw.

Babes don't mind him, he is just telling u babes wat he does anytin babe is coming to see him

Every boys get him own (opps)

Papa ajesco

First impression dey say matters a lot and we should all be careful especially the guys when u are visiting your inlaws for the first time. Here are some mistake some guys make when visiting their inlaws for the first time.

1) SEATING WITH UR FULL ASS: a lot of guys make dis mistake a lot, when dey are ask to sit down instead of seat @ the edge of the chair they seat with dere full black ass even go as far as crossing their leg. It does nt leave a good impression

2) SEATING DOWN WHEN THE INLAW WALKS IN : some guys can b so stupid to the extent that if the inlaw (father, mum, elder brother, elder sis) walks in d will still b seating comfortably and doing watever God knws wat instead of standing up and greeting the inlaw dere will seat down and greet (olodo)

3) PINGING WHEN DISCUSSInG WITH UR INLAW: all guys do dis even girls too, wen communicating with d inlaw dey tend to b in lik 5 different social network, replying messages wen discussing with d inlaw showing him or her hw stupid u are

4) CHANGING STATION ON THE TV: because u were ask to feel at home does nt mean u will enter their bedroom, its nt ur house, I don't see any reason why u should b changing d station cos u don't lik the telecast. Stupid

5) SITING AND SHAKING WITH ONE HANDS: Becuse dey watch it that kanye west did it, dey want to also try it nt knwing nija has is own culture, instead of standing and shaking the inlaw with 2 hand dey will seat dere ungly ass on d chair and shake with one miserable hand. U don fall ur family hand b dat.

Please don't mind my mistake english no b my papa language.

Add urs please

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And
Lagbaja

Am still waiting for u to write a long story on hw, spending heaven and earth for girls is nt love also.

Adaure4ever:
I disagree.. Physical character is Not a basis of determining a person moral level.
Some quiet introvert girls are very bad secretly esp. In a bit slutty way with Boys.
.... Runs girls has no physical determinant or character.
That girl you see having a tatoo, showing many flesh may be a virgin But that quiet one that is always doing "am holier than thou" maybe an associate prof in Bedmatics and Kwokirikwo science.

Hw u no go disagree, when u b girl

Julietcutie:
op u can't say 99% not all gals r hoes... they are decent disciplined ones and am among d disciplined ones.... maybe r d gals u had an encounter with acted like hoes but don't generalise it

Babe dey are decent and disciplined bitches
Don't mistake dem for real women

Somebody ask u to send ur kitten cat and u re asking if he is after ur body lol

Nah he is nt after ur body he is after ur ........................ Lwkmd

You knw nigeria girls are very funny lik very funny, u ask dem out and dey tell u no sex, but in d relationship u do the following

1. Kiss
2. Touch
3. Suck her pussy
4. Dip hand into the kitty cat ( it will get to a point the guy will b able to dip his 5 fingers into the hole)
5. He does untinkable tins to her
6. D girl even start fantasizing about hav sex with the guy ( wic is against d scripture)

And d girl will still claim virgin in public and on naira land virgin louge (lwkmd)

Little wonder wen u sleep with a virgin nw adays dey don't bled again and dey start telling u that nt all virgins bled hehehhehehhehe
But in d time of our fore father all the babes den bled if nt all at least 99 percent bled. But nw babe start claiming dey burst dere bubbles while involving in sport activities (lies) why u go bled when one bobo don use hand spoil d kitten cat.

Candid advice stop claiming virgin because if we are face judgment nw same punishment may olosho face na u self (virgin lwkmd) go face

Virgins are girls that has nt seen man in any form . Olodo girls

Oya babes start bashing

Guys abeg I lie

BituSoft:
I don't think it is that easy to completely beat san Adreas for those saying 6 times and shit. So you mean you painted all the graffiti, completed all the side missions including taxi, firetrucks, vigilante, you bought all the houses, you finished all the driving and flying lessons. c'mon Guys get real. You have only completed the story missions. 6 times, lol, the game never taya you.

Very true guy, but I finished the mission, the driving lesson, the flying lesson.

Fedayeen:
plz send me d cheat. Ive not gone far

U Stuck in wic mission and wic cheat do u need, and b warned that if u use cheat it will affect ur gameplay that's why I desist from it

Of all my friends that have being playing GTA san adreas, I have being the only one to have finished the game lik 4 times without using cheat why my friends are still battling with it lol

So guys hw many hav finished it

Same mouth u would use to sing special number in d church and give testimony.
With the hash situation nigeria is facing na hw to lick toto be ur problem nw
Okay o.

Anytime my friends girlfriend is angry , he always play party jams to calm the babe down and before u knw it the babe will start smilling and start dancing.

When he told me I first did nt believe him till I witness it yesterday. Twas very funny

Please share yours

guente02:
What do you mean by third parties?

Abeg no mind that guy, saying wat he does nt knw