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June 12.........ud4okafor@yahoo.com

W.....wash
I......iron
F......Bleep
E.....etc
Wat more can u ask 4

Rogers... Rogers.. Dat was his name. He had a birth certificate wit our surname on it. Given 2 us in september 1999. He waz d bomb. Although a local dog it had d traits of a dalmatian.... big wit husky voice. We sent in on errands nd theft... Till now we dunno d course of its death after living 4 nine years. RIP....if goodluck dies i wont miz him lyk i did 2 u

The guy na real idiot...if u dont know anytin dont comment

yeah....saw an advert of 12/13 academic year

I have done that but the information i got is not sufficient enough. Have u engaged in any programme with them?

pls i do want to know of how IPS admission requirements for master and diploma programmes re like. Pls any information wud be welcomed.

@ siniee u reali got meee there

All these mumu people, did we com to earth for work alone, we gotta spend quality time wit our minds

Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new chairman for Microsoft Europe. Five thousand candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is Ayodele, a Nigerian guy, Bill Gates thanked all
the candidates for coming and asked those who do not know Java program to leave. Two thousands candidates left the room. Ayodele says to himself, “I do not know Java but I have nothing to lose i, f I stay. I’ll give it a try.
Bill Gates asked the candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people to leave. Two thousand left the room. Aye says to himself “I never managed anybody but myself but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me? So he stays, then Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not have management diploma to leave. Five hundred people left the room. Ayodele says to himself, “I left school at 15 but what have I to lose? So he stays in the room.Lastly, Bill asked the candidates who do not speak Serb-Croatian to leave. 498 candidates left the room. Ayodele says to himself, “I do not speak Serb-Croatian but what do I have to lose? So he stays and finds himself with one other candidate. Everyone else has gone. Bill Gates joined them and said, “Apparently you are the only two candidates who speak Serb-Croatian, so I’d like to hear you have a conversation together in that language.

Calmly, Ayodele turns to the other candidate and says “Wahala dey o!”.

The other candidate answers “O ga na wa o

abeg advice me on the type of car i should buy i ve checked out toshiba jeeps and hp sport cars but i dont know if the re suitable fo naija roads

i lost my bet

re u guys sure, keep the replies comin

A beg answer oo

WEALTH is wen u buy 1st class return ticket 2 UK jst 2 pick a dress! TROUBLE is wen u slap a soldier in front of an army barrack(walahi!,u hv die). FAITH is using d last money u ave 2 buy a wallet! IRONY is wen chairman of Bike riders buys a hummer jeep!! WISDOM is marrying ur landlords' daughter! STUPIDITY is having 6 cars in a rented house!!.LOVE is d boy eating d suya while d girl's eating d onions!!!!.#LWKMD