₦airaland Forum

SirBunky85:
why does atiku wants the President seat so much that he keeps contesting every election?

Orubebe01:
With all these stress I believe the allowance will be up to 80k

Thor3399:
And u wonder why buhari wants to ban the whole internet space. This is one of the reason

Thegracefulness:
I miss the days when this young man used to be a scholar. He was—not inherently, but still one of the predominant reasons I began engaging on this forum. Nowadays the comments from this moniker lacks that humorous but sly wit that endeared so many of us to it.

NwaAmaikpe:




There's nothing to worry about. It is a psychologically-triggered erectile dysfunction.

You get nervous with sluts or new conquests; maybe from a fright of contracting diseases or a concern over your performance.
That's why it seems your preek is only comfortable in familiar territories.

You are not alone in this, a lot of us sex veterans have gone through worse, but we overcame.

When next you're with a new girl, just let go.
Insert your preek and thrust like an angry praying mantis.
Just like salvation, reaching orgasm is a personal race. Do not let anyone deceive you into thinking that it is your job to make them cum.

God created humans to be able to make themselves cum and that's why our hands are long enough to touch our genitals.

So if you cum under a minute, better for you. If it take you shorter to arrive at Paradise, why then bother about the other person who will rather have you toil endlessly?

As for STDs, fret not; something must kill a man.

NwaAmaikpe:




This woman is forever thankful that she got a young boy like Mike to fertilize her aged eggs.
But you can't cheat nature, see the poor baby already has wrinkles.

mauchiz:
The Police Community Relation Committee (PCRC) advice on security dis morning pls read this it is very important:

*SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT*

TRAVELING GUIDE
The guide is for those travelling within Nigeria now or in the future.

· *Avoid going to any of the North East or North West of Nigeria no matter how important your assignment*.
The North Central is not safe. Avoid Kaduna by all means possible. Your best choice is to travel by air to any of the core-Northern states if you insist you must travel.

· *While travelling in the SW, beware of armed kidnappers and murderers.*


· They target evening and night for their operations. They are most active on weekends especially at dawn, evenings or nights on Fridays, Saturdays and Sundays

· *Never travel with your family. If you must travel, don’t go with your wife and children*. Family in a car is usually prime targets, knowing resistance will be minimal.

· *If you must travel, wear smart dresses with canvass*.
The opportunity may come for you to run.

· *Always keep a dummy phone at hand while your real phone should be left in silence in your car*.
Delete all bank details in your phone.

· *Arm yourself, it may be helpful*.
You can buy dagger, multiple defense tools, gas cannon, sharp-multidrive tools and pepper spray.
Never use them unless you have a unique opportunity to attack your captors. Your attack must be to either escape or to kill your captors if possible whenever you have the chance.

· *They usually divide into two camps*.
One camp stops you in the front, the second camp waits for you to reverse before attacking from the back. If you have a heavy car that can knock and kill those at the front, please do.

· *Train yourself on the use of weapons in self-defense*.
You may find yourself in a position to use AK-47 abandoned in a hurry by kidnappers or left carelessly where you are kept in the bush.

· *They usually explore bad portions of the road, drive as fast as possible through such portions*. Be swift and decisive on the road. Do not use your phone while driving. It will distract you from concentration and keen observation.

· *Fill your tank from the point of departure*. Don’t travel alone.

· *If you are ever abducted, stay calm and cooperate but be keen to maximize any opportunity*.

· *If you are sure of escaping into the bush without your car, leave the car doors open and the ignition key on*.
This will distract the kidnappers and attract passersby.

· *The troubled spots at Yoruba land are: Ogere, Gbongan Junction, Igboho-Shaki way, Ikere-Ado road, Ife-Ibadan highway, Oyo-Ogbomosho highway, Warri-Benin highway, Ikole-Omuo-Lokoja highway; Ilorin-Egbe highway; Jebba-Bode Saadu way; Ilesa-Itaore way; Ogotun-Arakeji-Ado way.

· *If you have the chance, drive close to a lorry or trailer on the highway*.

· *Put on the local radio while travelling not listening to music*.
An important information relevant to kidnappers on the highway may filter to you.
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· *Whenever you see herd of cows, be suspicions, keep a distance and look for a safe, swift drive through.*
May God continue to protect us Amen. Pls share it to your family and friends if you find it useful .

*MAY ALMIGHTY GOD BE WITH US AND SAVE US ALL*