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Family › Re: To The Married Men: Who Is In The Better Position To Be Your Next Of Kin by fuckerholic(m): 7:31am On Dec 11, 2014
merieam16:
here I am....lol
I see..let's talk on facebook na ? Need to chat with that inspired,informed and intelligent mind of yours
Phones › Re: What Phone Are You Currently Using? Pro's & Con's by fuckerholic(m): 7:22am On Dec 11, 2014
donhils:
16mp front camera? Lies...
So you now tell me how many pixels my phone has abi ? Ok how many does it have ?
Phones › Re: What Phone Are You Currently Using? Pro's & Con's by fuckerholic(m): 12:11am On Dec 10, 2014
Samsung galaxy note 4
16mp front camera
3200mah battery
4k video
3 gig ram
Infact the phone has no match..am dumbfounded.
Nairaland General › Re: Did You Ever Forget Brushing Your Teeth by fuckerholic(m): 10:58am On Dec 09, 2014
KillerBeauty:
Yes it has happened to me.
That's y I always have chewin stick in my handbag just in case grin
You are a sincere lady..love ya
Family › Re: To The Married Men: Who Is In The Better Position To Be Your Next Of Kin by fuckerholic(m): 9:54am On Dec 09, 2014
merieam16:
here I am....lol
pls let's be friends...are you on twitter or facebook ? Add me.or you pm me pls
Celebrities › Re: Revealed At Last: Why Ini Edo’s Marriage Failed by fuckerholic(m): 3:11pm On Dec 08, 2014
Wetin she go find for Bini man ? As if she no know say Bini men node work instead na to dey sidon chop on top women hussling.
Celebrities › Re: 5 Most Bankable Nollywood Actresses by fuckerholic(m): 12:10pm On Dec 06, 2014
By mere looking at omotola you will know she is yoruba..!
Celebrities › Re: Genevieve Nnaji Dazzles In Crimson Gown And Black Benz G63 At Friend’s Wedding by fuckerholic(m): 11:58am On Dec 06, 2014
cococandy:
Ageless beauty kiss


Dear God pls bless me soon with that kind of Benz
And I know say na upon man pocket you dey say dis prayer ! No go find work do
Food › Re: Does ORIJIN Contain More Sugar Than Necessary? by fuckerholic(m): 6:51pm On Dec 05, 2014
Orijin is very ok just that you have taken a lot of stout and heiniken that's why you are confused.
Politics › Re: Politicians With Good Oratorical Skills In Nigeria by fuckerholic(m): 2:00pm On Dec 05, 2014
Ilamina:
Chibuke Amaechi
Akpabio is arrogant and proud in his speech..amaechi is mad !
Family › Re: To The Married Men: Who Is In The Better Position To Be Your Next Of Kin by fuckerholic(m): 10:38am On Dec 05, 2014
merieam16:
He can use anybody he likes,he gat his money...moral lesson wife should also work hard 4 her money so wen d so called husband dies, she doesnt suffer
Baby I love you for this..hardly do we see women that reasons like you just did..been lookin for someone like you !
Business › Re: Ifeanyi Ubah Settles With Amcon, Returns As Md/ceo Of Capital Oil by fuckerholic(m): 1:31pm On Dec 01, 2014
Kashif:
One of the primary objectives for setting up TAN has been achieved. Corruption in high places!
will you just shut up !
Christianity Etc › Re: Christians Must Choose Between Apostle Paul And Jesus Christ - Femi Aribisala by fuckerholic(m): 3:38pm On Nov 30, 2014
Gliding:
People should read around the verses quoted. Do not read the verse alone and make conclusions.
If he claims salvation is costly, how much has he paid for it?

Read, my people. Read .
Can't you see he is not close to be saved talk less of being saved
Christianity Etc › Re: Christians Must Choose Between Apostle Paul And Jesus Christ - Femi Aribisala by fuckerholic(m): 3:35pm On Nov 30, 2014
Roon9:
Nawa so person go just wake up, quote bible passages then begin compare and contrast......joblessness!!
He must be a moslem !
It is only them that can do that,as they are underdogs
Politics › Re: President Obama’s Heart Touching Speech On Immigration Reform by fuckerholic(op): 9:41am On Nov 21, 2014
Never new and couldn't believe 0bama can be so religious and humanitarian.
Politics › President Obama’s Heart Touching Speech On Immigration Reform by fuckerholic(op): 9:38am On Nov 21, 2014
Pls try and make out time to read this not minding the size because it is so important,informative and realistic.it made my mind melt..let's discuss after reading

Obama speaking to Americans..

My fellow Americans, tonight, I’d like to talk with you about immigration. For more than 200 years, ou
My fellow Americans, tonight, I’d like to talk with you about immigration.

For more than 200 years, our tradition of welcoming immigrants from around the world has given us a tremendous advantage over other nations. It’s kept us youthful, dynamic, and entrepreneurial. It has shaped our character as a people with limitless possibilities – people not trapped by our past, but able to remake ourselves as we choose.But today, our immigration system is broken, and everybody knows it.Families who enter our country the right way and play by the rules watch others flout the rules. Business owners who offer their workers good wages and benefits see the competition exploit undocumented immigrants by paying them far less. All of us take offense to anyone who reaps the rewards of living in America without taking on the responsibilities of living in America. And undocumented immigrants who desperately want to embrace those responsibilities see little option but to remain in the shadows, or risk their families being torn apart.

It’s been this way for decades. And for decades, we haven’t done much about it.

When I took office, I committed to fixing this broken immigration system. And I began by doing what I could to secure our borders. Today, we have more agents and technology deployed to secure our southern border than at any time in our history. And over the past six years, illegal border crossings have been cut by more than half. Although this summer, there was a brief spike in unaccompanied children being apprehended at our border, the number of such children is now actually lower than it’s been in nearly two years. Overall, the number of people trying to cross our border illegally is at its lowest level since the 1970s. Those are the facts.

Meanwhile, I worked with Congress on a comprehensive fix, and last year, 68 Democrats, Republicans, and Independents came together to pass a bipartisan bill in the Senate. It wasn’t perfect. It was a compromise, but it reflected common sense. It would have doubled the number of border patrol agents, while giving undocumented immigrants a pathway to citizenship if they paid a fine, started paying their taxes, and went to the back of the line. And independent experts said that it would help grow our economy and shrink our deficits.

Had the House of Representatives allowed that kind of a bill a simple yes-or-no vote, it would have passed with support from both parties, and today it would be the law. But for a year and a half now, Republican leaders in the House have refused to allow that simple vote.

Now, I continue to believe that the best way to solve this problem is by working together to pass that kind of common sense law. But until that happens, there are actions I have the legal authority to take as President – the same kinds of actions taken by Democratic and Republican Presidents before me – that will help make our immigration system more fair and more just.

Tonight, I am announcing those actions.

First, we’ll build on our progress at the border with additional resources for our law enforcement personnel so that they can stem the flow of illegal crossings, and speed the return of those who do cross over.

Second, I will make it easier and faster for high-skilled immigrants, graduates, and entrepreneurs to stay and contribute to our economy, as so many business leaders have proposed.

Third, we’ll take steps to deal responsibly with the millions of undocumented immigrants who already live in our country.

I want to say more about this third issue, because it generates the most passion and controversy. Even as we are a nation of immigrants, we are also a nation of laws. Undocumented workers broke our immigration laws, and I believe that they must be held accountable – especially those who may be dangerous. That’s why, over the past six years, deportations of criminals are up 80 percent. And that’s why we’re going to keep focusing enforcement resources on actual threats to our security. Felons, not families. Criminals, not children. Gang members, not a mother who’s working hard to provide for her kids. We’ll prioritize, just like law enforcement does every day.

But even as we focus on deporting criminals, the fact is, millions of immigrants – in every state, of every race and nationality – will still live here illegally. And let’s be honest – tracking down, rounding up, and deporting millions of people isn’t realistic. Anyone who suggests otherwise isn’t being straight with you. It’s also not who we are as Americans. After all, most of these immigrants have been here a long time. They work hard, often in tough, low-paying jobs. They support their families. They worship at our churches. Many of their kids are American-born or spent most of their lives here, and their hopes, dreams, and patriotism are just like ours.

As my predecessor, President Bush, once put it: “They are a part of American life.”

Now here’s the thing: we expect people who live in this country to play by the rules. We expect that those who cut the line will not be unfairly rewarded. So we’re going to offer the following deal: If you’ve been in America for more than five years; if you have children who are American citizens or legal residents; if you register, pass a criminal background check, and you’re willing to pay your fair share of taxes – you’ll be able to apply to stay in this country temporarily, without fear of deportation. You can come out of the shadows and get right with the law.

That’s what this deal is. Now let’s be clear about what it isn’t. This deal does not apply to anyone who has come to this country recently. It does not apply to anyone who might come to America illegally in the future. It does not grant citizenship, or the right to stay here permanently, or offer the same benefits that citizens receive – only Congress can do that. All we’re saying is we’re not going to deport you.

I know some of the critics of this action call it amnesty. Well, it’s not. Amnesty is the immigration system we have today – millions of people who live here without paying their taxes or playing by the rules, while politicians use the issue to scare people and whip up votes at election time.

That’s the real amnesty – leaving this broken system the way it is. Mass amnesty would be unfair. Mass deportation would be both impossible and contrary to our character. What I’m describing is accountability – a commonsense, middle ground approach: If you meet the criteria, you can come out of the shadows and get right with the law. If you’re a criminal, you’ll be deported. If you plan to enter the U.S. illegally, your chances of getting caught and sent back just went up.

The actions I’m taking are not only lawful, they’re the kinds of actions taken by every single Republican President and every single Democratic President for the past half century. And to those Members of Congress who question my authority to make our immigration system work better, or question the wisdom of me acting where Congress has failed, I have one answer: Pass a bill. I want to work with both parties to pass a more permanent legislative solution. And the day I sign that bill into law, the actions I take will no longer be necessary. Meanwhile, don’t let a disagreement over a single issue be a dealbreaker on every issue. That’s not how our democracy works, and Congress certainly shouldn’t shut down our government again just because we disagree on this. Americans are tired of gridlock. What our country needs from us right now is a common purpose – a higher purpose.

Most Americans support the types of reforms I’ve talked about tonight. But I understand the disagreements held by many of you at home. Millions of us, myself included, go back generations in this country, with ancestors who put in the painstaking work to become citizens. So we don’t like the notion that anyone might get a free pass to American citizenship. I know that some worry immigration will change the very fabric of who we are, or take our jobs, or stick it to middle-class families at a time when they already feel like they’ve gotten the raw end of the deal for over a decade. I hear these concerns. But that’s not what these steps would do. Our history and the facts show that immigrants are a net plus for our economy and our society. And I believe it’s important that all of us have this debate without impugning each other’s character.

Because for all the back-and-forth of Washington, we have to remember that this debate is about something bigger. It’s about who we are as a country, and who we want to be for future generations.

Are we a nation that tolerates the hypocrisy of a system where workers who pick our fruit and make our beds never have a chance to get right with the law? Or are we a nation that gives them a chance to make amends, take responsibility, and give their kids a better future?

Are we a nation that accepts the cruelty of ripping children from their parents’ arms? Or are we a nation that values families, and works to keep them together?

Are we a nation that educates the world’s best and brightest in our universities, only to send them home to create businesses in countries that compete against us? Or are we a nation that encourages them to stay and create jobs, businesses, and industries right here in America?

That’s what this debate is all about. We need more than politics as usual when it comes to immigration; we need reasoned, thoughtful, compassionate debate that focuses on our hopes, not our fears.

I know the politics of this issue are tough. But let me tell you why I have come to feel so strongly about it. Over the past few years, I have seen the determination of immigrant fathers who worked two or three jobs, without taking a dime from the government, and at risk at any moment of losing it all, just to build a better life for their kids. I’ve seen the heartbreak and anxiety of children whose mothers might be taken away from them just because they didn’t have the right papers. I’ve seen the courage of students who, except for the circumstances of their birth, are as American as Malia or Sasha; students who bravely come out as undocumented in hopes they could make a difference in a country they love. These people – our neighbors, our classmates, our friends – they did not come here in search of a free ride or an easy life. They came to work, and study, and serve in our military, and above all, contribute to America’s success.

Tomorrow, I’ll travel to Las Vegas and meet with some of these students, including a young woman named Astrid Silva. Astrid was brought to America when she was four years old. Her only possessions were a cross, her doll, and the frilly dress she had on. When she started school, she didn’t speak any English. She caught up to the other kids by reading newspapers and watching PBS, and became a good student. Her father worked in landscaping. Her mother cleaned other people’s homes. They wouldn’t let Astrid apply to a technology magnet school for fear the paperwork would out her as an undocumented immigrant – so she applied behind their back and got in. Still, she mostly lived in the shadows – until her grandmother, who visited every year from Mexico, passed away, and she couldn’t travel to the funeral without risk of being found out and deported. It was around that time she decided to begin advocating for herself and others like her, and today, Astrid Silva is a college student working on her third degree.

Are we a nation that kicks out a striving, hopeful immigrant like Astrid – or are we a nation that finds a way to welcome her in?

Scripture tells us that we shall not oppress a stranger, for we know the heart of a stranger – we were strangers once, too.

My fellow Americans, we are and always will be a nation of immigrants. We were strangers once, too. And whether our forebears were strangers who crossed the Atlantic, or the Pacific, or the Rio Grande, we are here only because this country welcomed them in, and taught them that to be an American is about something more than what we look like, or what our last names are, or how we worship. What makes us Americans is our shared commitment to an ideal – that all of us are created equal, and all of us have the chance to make of our lives what we will.

That’s the country our parents and grandparents and generations before them built for us. That’s the tradition we must uphold. That’s the legacy we must leave for those who are yet to come.

Thank you, God bless you, and God bless this country we love.
Celebrities › Re: Chika Ike's Birthday Party - Photos by fuckerholic(m): 3:48pm On Nov 12, 2014
You have done your birthday...remaining your death day.make sure you remain some money for your death day !
Politics › Re: Akpabio Doing Havoc In Akwa Ibom With Highest Allocation (600billion) by fuckerholic(m): 1:48pm On Nov 11, 2014
Akpabio is such an arrogant governor am yet to see elsewhere.the money he is spending,is it not attah that struggled for it and it became a reality today ? Anyway he shall pay for all his sins soon !
Politics › Re: Jonathan’s Declaration To Hold In Six World Cities by fuckerholic(m): 1:32pm On Nov 11, 2014
EVarn:
i_diot boy.who wants to look up to violent people,gays,xenophobes and western puppets.mduza,dont come here to lie too!
Don't mind him,for I'm mind im dey europe ? While a slave to d whites.. What quota did I'm black ancestors contribute for dat im damn appartaid zone ? Here in naija we make it by ourselves ..but wait a minuite,wetin im dey do for nairaland ?
Autos › Re: Welcome To Cotonou Buying And Clearing by fuckerholic(m): 9:07am On Nov 04, 2014
honeymix77:
Will get back to you with those infos, meanwhile contact us directly for quicker response. Thanks
Pls send me d prices here as soon as you get them cos I need to know b4 december. 07019671310.any other nice jeep of 4WD with an auxilary gear will be appreciated.newer exterra versions,leberty, etc
Romance › Re: Most Nigerian Girls Are Bad Kissers by fuckerholic(m): 1:31pm On Nov 03, 2014
EroticAngelina:
true, but not all of them. Guys usually have really bad mouth odour becoz they don't brush their teeth well, some don't even brush at all. truth be told, naija guys and girls aren't good in kissing stuff coz we know nothing about it. but few of them are good kissers.


if you wanna kiss, just go meet white guys/girls. they are the best(typing from experience). most Nigerian guys' mouth can smell ehn embarassed
Naija women always trying to claim angels in terms of cleanliness.as a matter of fact we are not surpose to be in the same league with you people.always trying to let us see how clean they are,bathing in the morning,afternoon and night,brushing their teeth always,washing their panties ,bra and undies at one wearing,washing clothes and bathing unnecessarily.you people should know that you have to do that to be accepted by men or...
Autos › Re: Welcome To Cotonou Buying And Clearing by fuckerholic(m): 12:34am On Nov 03, 2014
Pls I need toyota fortuner or lanrover discovey very clean one.how much ?
Culture › Easiest Languages In Nigeria by fuckerholic(op): 2:07pm On Oct 27, 2014
Hi nairalanders,I was arguing with someone about the easiest language in nigeria and I want to bring it up here for debate.for me I think it is igbo,youruba and calabar.what do you think ?
Christianity Etc › Re: Who Is Your Favorite Bible Character And Why? by fuckerholic(m): 4:05am On Oct 27, 2014
hifaif:
Your Jesus never quoted proverbs. He composed parables. The reason why I like him is because he sounds like Buddha (though Buddha sounds wiser).
You are most of all miserable for that blasphemy..pagans and non christians always trying to come into christian matters coz I believe you aint a christian.Jesus was buddha's mentor and role model.tell me at what age was buddha's wisdom shown and seen ? Old age I guess but christ's was at age 12 chalenging Drs and Profs. Can't you see a supernatural cognitive and subjective development here ? Bloody buddhist !
Christianity Etc › Re: Who Is Your Favorite Bible Character And Why? by fuckerholic(m): 4:04am On Oct 27, 2014
hifaif:
Your Jesus never quoted proverbs. He composed parables. The reason why I like him is because he sounds like Buddha (though Buddha sounds wiser).
You are most of all miserable for that blasphemy..pagans and non christians always trying to come into christian matters coz I believe you aint a christian.tell me at what age was buddha's wisdom shown and seen ? Old age I guess but christ's was at age 12 chalenging Drs and Profs. Can't you see a supernatural cognitive and subjective development here ? Bloody buddhist !
Autos › Re: 2011 Model Liberty Jeep by fuckerholic(m): 1:03pm On Oct 25, 2014
How much is it ?
Autos › Re: Dear Sir/ma Buy Your Europe/American Clean and cheap Car From Cotonou by fuckerholic(m): 12:42pm On Oct 25, 2014
Pls how much can I get these jeeps;kia sorento,toyota fortuner, Landrover discovery,RAV 4,nissan extera,lexus 300,330 and 350.any good ford robust jeep ,also can I get discovery tokunbo ? is it true that ford is hard to maintain and that the parts are rare ?
I have to know the prices of these jeeps bc my plan is to get any of them that I can afford before december.
Autos › Re: Prices Of These Jeeps by fuckerholic(op): 11:53am On Oct 25, 2014
GetUmad:
They needed to be certain of the one he actually wanted. Jeeps or SUVS. meanwhile, I'm not sure the op is serious about it. If he needed such he really didn't need to create a thread for that before he could get a good and timely response. There are several dealers in Auto section with contact details he could easily reach, even on their respective threads he could make such inquiry and they'd answer him. Not sure if the right set of people would come in here to answer him.

OP, To get the real price and in a timely fashion, contact the popular auto dealers in auto or car talk section.
Thanks dudes for that response. Very usefull
Autos › Re: Prices Of These Jeeps by fuckerholic(op): 7:41am On Oct 25, 2014
egopersonified:
please give op prices before we continue with lectures.
Why are you nairalanders like this ?
Did I open this tread for argument ?
Na wa for una oo
Does it mean that anything dat didn't get to front page can't attract real personality ?maybe dats why d real intelectuals in dis forum comes online to real front page news and leave
Nairaland General › Re: Any Difference Between White And Black Africans by fuckerholic(op): 11:12pm On Oct 24, 2014
Ploy:
Black African are Africans tote core, both parents are black. The child is indisputably black.

White Africans are Africans from a mix home. The are often called coloured. A good example is Barack Obama. His father was a Kenyan and mother an American.

In the case of treatment, they get preferential treatment compare to a Black African on a good day. However, in a serious racist environment like: the apartheid south Africa, they are treated with disdain because the white parent is seen as a pariah.
Thanks bros but I don't mean the American system.I mean the pure african system and setting.that is white north africans and pure black west or east africans. Thank you

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