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Politics › Re: Anybody Who Means Well For Nigeria Will Support Jonathan, Says IBB by fuckerholic(m): 6:54pm On Dec 27, 2014
May the lifes of all the SAI BUHARI groups be cut shut the way he cut our fresh democracy. Short...say amen with likes.
Politics › Re: Anybody Who Means Well For Nigeria Will Support Jonathan, Says IBB by fuckerholic(m): 6:46pm On Dec 27, 2014
SaiBuharii:
When the evil General sent from hell starts recommending an individual, you know it's time to do otherwise and chase their cabal out of office. Of all people to take recommendation from - IBB. They have taken Nigerians for granted

#GMB2015
#SAIBUHARI
#CHANGE
May
Celebrities › Re: PHOTOS: Nigeria’s Richest Woman Folorunsho; Husband Modupe & 4 Sons by fuckerholic(m): 10:49am On Dec 27, 2014
priscaoge:
Lol cheesy Shey na crime to appreciate better thing ni embarassed

It's not my fault biko tongue
Nwa oma..
Romance › Re: Why Men Are Helplessly Attracted To Ladies With Bigger Butts – Study by fuckerholic(m): 10:47am On Dec 27, 2014
Ivyluvie2:
and what will I gain after enlarging it?more intelligence?sounds absurd
Enouph toasting
Romance › Re: I Caught My Friends Girlfriend Runsing In A Club, Should I Tell Him? by fuckerholic(m): 10:39am On Dec 27, 2014
echobee:
Mind your business sad. No matter how far lies runs,one day truth go catch am. Dont be d reason for their break up huh. Shalom
Women always surpoting their fellow even at worst situations tufiakwa..na wa for una oo
Romance › Re: Top 10 Tips For A Prefect First Date by fuckerholic(m): 10:01am On Dec 27, 2014
Juliaann:
You finally asked the girl you like
out. Of course you want your first
date to be perfect. You have to be a
king of coolness to win her heart.

1 Nigerian ladies prefer confident
and strong guys. So you should be
well prepared.

2 Pick up a right place. It should
not be too “luxury”, but comfortable
and capable with your budget. If
you have no ideas – ask her about
the places she likes. But remember
that the final decision is up to you.

3 Take a small gift. It can be
flowers, chocolate or her favorite
candies. Something that will make
her feel herself special.

4 You should pat for the dinner.
Unless it was she who asked you for
a date. But even in that case you
should deny her proposal to pay the
bills. Remember that Nigerian girls
love confident men.

5 First date shouldn't be very long.
It is better to go to the move or for
a dinner. But if you liked her you
must make her understand that
there will be a second date.

6 Look in her eyes during a
conversation. But not stare as a
pervert. You should not look like you
are just lusting for her.

7 Don`t talk about yourself a lot. It
is better to get know her better on a
first date. Of course answer her if
she asks some questions about you.
But you should leave some mystery.
Then she would like to meet you
again. Of course if she liked you.

8 Be funny. But just funny to make
her laugh, don`t pretend to be a
stupid person. If you can make
woman laugh you can make her do
anything for you.

9 Be natural. You should not
pretend to be a person you want
yourself to be.

10 Think about your look. Nigerian
girls will surely pay attention at your
clothes and hair. So be nice and
dress nicely. Be well-groomed but
not too much. Be confident and
sincere and then everything will be
well!

you can add yours
All these things na I'm guy way stress imself,time and brain do upon him money......mcheeeewww no wonder e node last coz of the stress involved.
Romance › Re: Why Men Are Helplessly Attracted To Ladies With Bigger Butts – Study by fuckerholic(m): 9:53am On Dec 27, 2014
kristisking:
Beauty fades but true love lasts.Lies! intelligence has nothing to do with butt size.Fake research.This is deception of the highest order.Btw,as a man iam not attracted by how big a lady's butt is but the beauty of the heart.God created everyone in his own image.
Pastor.....
Romance › Re: Why Men Are Helplessly Attracted To Ladies With Bigger Butts – Study by fuckerholic(m): 9:52am On Dec 27, 2014
Samsleek7:
Humping it from behind sure tastes like heaven!
I tell you..but you Badt ooh !
Romance › Re: Why Men Are Helplessly Attracted To Ladies With Bigger Butts – Study by fuckerholic(m): 9:50am On Dec 27, 2014
mayapop:
ha! cheesy My future kids are so lucky grin
for your mind abi ? pissures or..
Romance › Re: Why Men Are Helplessly Attracted To Ladies With Bigger Butts – Study by fuckerholic(m): 9:33am On Dec 27, 2014
Ivyluvie2:
Rubbish!big butt=intelligence?those scientists miss road
. You can still enlarge it make you follow
Politics › Re: I Won't Have Office For First Lady- Buhari by fuckerholic(m): 9:25am On Dec 27, 2014
DeeBoiyy:
this is laughable. Why not? Will that make him a better president?
. Na desperation..
Politics › Re: I Won't Have Office For First Lady- Buhari by fuckerholic(m): 8:18am On Dec 27, 2014
DeeBoiyy:
this is laughable. Why not? Will that make him a better president?
. GMB always trying to show that he is such a good man and not corrupt.."A house in kaduna,katstsina and 150 cows" as assets...mcheeew guy we wount pity you.. its already too late. GEJ till you use all your cow do suya..
Nairaland General › Re: How Long Can You Go Without Looking In The Mirror? by fuckerholic(m): 1:45am On Dec 27, 2014
Men that are also adicted to mirror are worth pitying honestly ! For me I can't remember the last time I looked on the mirror unless accidentaly on an entrace alumaco door of a shop or fast food joint.
Politics › Re: Ekiti Teachers Curse Governor Fayose Over Xmas Gifts by fuckerholic(m): 1:33am On Dec 27, 2014
donphilopus:
They should enjoy endure Fayose till 2018, since they preferred voting a tout to a gentleman. Like I have earlier said, 2015 shall surely be a shocker. Previously, they welcomed Fayose to an occasion with their "Sai Buhari" chant, they still repeated it at this occasion. Buhari shall surely shock the Jonathanians/Samboriboberians come February!
.
Do you see GEJ as someone shaky about next year ? Just relax we are in control...the balm of gilead isn't sleeping and he is gonna compete and shock again those sons of infidel.
Politics › Re: Ekiti Teachers Curse Governor Fayose Over Xmas Gifts by fuckerholic(m): 1:30am On Dec 27, 2014
donphilopus:
They should enjoy endure Fayose till 2018, since they preferred voting a tout to a gentleman. Like I have earlier said, 2015 shall surely be a shocker. Previously, they welcomed Fayose to an occasion with their "Sai Buhari" chant, they still repeated it at this occasion. Buhari shall surely shock the Jonathanians/Samboriboberians come February!
. Omo wake up and stop dreaming...we (Jonathanians) control and holds the system tight..no shaking..nothing dey happen.
Politics › Re: FG Replies Osinbajo Criticisms With Bible Passages by fuckerholic(m): 1:15am On Dec 27, 2014
sniperr007:
Nice question I bliv u alone can answer. Gej has a plan, and I bliv with his numerous flaws and the harsh political environment he is doin well compared to obj. So let him continue with his project.

Ders no quick fix to Nigeria cos we r divided down to religious denomination. Lets NT b quick to judge cos every sector of d economy was destroyed by 2011 even oil & banking sectors

D reason why u all r shouting for change is because ur state governments r not performing so its was to blame Abuja. Our governor r lazy and don't create an environment dat can attract private investors but jus wait end of month for allocation.
U can imagine d governor of delta state allowing spdc leave d state while others r finding how to bring companies like dat. R deltans to blame gej for spdc departure?

D insecurity in d north east is a religious issue and Muslim clerics need to publicly criticize and fully support d military so it can reduce.
Corruption is synced to our daily lives in Nigeria eg shunting etc.so blivin dat one man can change everything around in 8yrs in maddness.

And note that all dos parade and crowds I see on tv r all staged and paid.
. If I say that nigerian opposition and some citizens are so stupid I can defend it..they expect GEJ to come pass food on their table and wake them up to feed them.what actually do they expect the president to do when their individual states govs are receiving their state allocations instead of being left to generate it by themselves and pay back to federal like other developed world ? Something that is not done elsewhere.after such federal obligations to states they citizens still expect to be fed by the central govt hmm nigeria wount cease to amaze me.
Politics › Re: FG Replies Osinbajo Criticisms With Bible Passages by fuckerholic(m): 1:05am On Dec 27, 2014
Aderupoko2:
Egbami, the devil quoting bible. huh
. Will you shut your butt licking smelling mouth you idiot e-warrior..who is the devil ? And what are you ? ANGEL ?
Politics › Re: FG Replies Osinbajo Criticisms With Bible Passages by fuckerholic(m): 12:55am On Dec 27, 2014
Kachi188:
Nigeria is really strange. After taliban attacked that school in pakistan, all the political parties put thier differences aside and are willing to even change part ofthe constitution to address terrorism frontally. In Nigeria, whenever a bomb goes off, all u hear is 'government has failed', GEJ is clueless etc. When will all our parties come together and brainstorm to end this menace once and for all?
. The witch cries in the night and the child dies in the morning..who killed the child ? You should then know the real bomber !
Jokes Etc › Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by fuckerholic(m): 12:28am On Dec 27, 2014
BarryX:
They probably would have missedthe road. Astrology and women don't just mix ! grin

I studied it and I know
. You mean you actually studied astrology ?
Celebrities › Re: PHOTOS: Nigeria’s Richest Woman Folorunsho; Husband Modupe & 4 Sons by fuckerholic(m): 12:00am On Dec 27, 2014
priscaoge:
Wow...Money is Power...Na this kind woman de inspire me!!!!!



I love that her gele smiley smiley
. I know you must like something about her attire..that's the only thing you women knows.always browsing through the whole worth of any female you people see and after you will wish to make it when you people can't deny yourselves some things for a short period of time in other to have it for a long period of time.
Romance › Re: Who Says Women Are Not Attracted By What They See? by fuckerholic(m): 1:06pm On Dec 26, 2014
FLAWLES:
.your name s scaring
. Pls don't mind the name...I dnt do like dat
Romance › Re: Who Says Women Are Not Attracted By What They See? by fuckerholic(m): 12:57pm On Dec 26, 2014
100Cents:
A girl's eyes can analyze a man's worth faster than a calculator..
. Lie they can only annalize flamboyant,players and fake guys worth..which can be faked and that is why the motor of almost every girl and newspaper front page girls is always "HATE LIES" chek your sun paper
Romance › Re: Who Says Women Are Not Attracted By What They See? by fuckerholic(m): 12:52pm On Dec 26, 2014
FLAWLES:
Am attracted to CUTE guys with PINK lips;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;infact good LOOKs
. Wao mummy I have pink lips..so let's..
Politics › Re: Sorry States Of Lagos Island by fuckerholic(m): 11:48am On Dec 26, 2014
walexGodson:
@op ur village fine pass dis place?una go jst post tinz anyhow
. You Wey dey talk,here na ur village ? Nonsense.
Nairaland General › Re: State Of Ikeja Shop Rite On Xmas Day(pictures) by fuckerholic(m): 3:33am On Dec 26, 2014
promisechild:
Most of them went to buy tooth pick






wow! This xmas is the best ever for me because i made front page.

I want to use this medium to send my compliments to all my friends in kogi state university, in person of emmyk,emmyo,frizy,biggy,joe,daniel accompany with dagana and ocheja niggas,fort chorikos lodge,romeo kabal and all philosohy students across the globe.
. Ohh you are a student of philosophy ? Please tell me about the course philosophy..
Romance › Re: My Butt Is Causing Unnecessary Attention For Me by fuckerholic(m): 12:55am On Dec 24, 2014
Baddestguyp:
attention seeker...hórny guys will rush to check ur dp
. Even you...deny it !
Business › Re: Nigeria’s Transitional Electricity Market Kicks Off Jan 1 by fuckerholic(m): 11:40pm On Dec 23, 2014
lastpage:
In all HONESTY, the General was there for just about ONE YEAR and l bet you that any HONEST Nigerian would attest to it that his partnership with Tunde Idiagbon actually put Nigeria back on the road to recovery, including recovery from moral decadence which spurns corruption and the overall decay the nation is in, as of today!

Democracy was in shambles when Buhari took over, that was precisely why he and Idiagbon took power ...... and tried to correct it.
The same Democracy is in shambles right now (you can see how Senators are tear-gassed and scaling fences! shocked grin ) despite being uninterrupted since 1999! Let us be honest with ourselves, at least for the sake of the younger ones who cannot decide how their future should look like.

BTW: I have my own fears of "Northern domination, sharianization" (real or imagined) but then, we have tried Jonathan for SIX SOLID YEARS NOW, we loose nothing if we try Buhari for just FOUR years and vote him out if he does not deliver.
That is (should be) the beauty of democracy.

But to still vote for someone who told us that "if he cannot perform within FOUR years, he will not be any different even if you give him another four more years".... is sheer stewpidity!

Why cant we hold him to his WORDS? ...... because of tribalism, Religion and Ethnicity?
Well, bring it on, we reap what we sow. As we lay our bed, so we would lie on it.

My back-up plan was activated long ago and power outage is like non-existent in my affairs though l still feel for those who have no choice but to suffer this "shame"!
. He went in to correct what the present administration were doing wrong within 3 yrs and...and he couldn't finish it but now you expect GEJ to clean up what was done wrongly in the past 24 yrs under 4yrs,men think about it !
Business › Re: Nigeria’s Transitional Electricity Market Kicks Off Jan 1 by fuckerholic(m): 6:16pm On Dec 23, 2014
mikolo80:
he who says 'it cannot be done' should stand aside for the person who is ready to do it. Cos ur'e used to incompetence should not mean everyone enjoys it with you. Go to china and see how much they've achieved in the time it took pdp to embezzle over 16billion dollars to produce -1000mw.no be wetin you produce you go distribute and transmit,but hey its a democracy and you have a right to suffer for another 4yrs if we dont get the general into aso rock
. The general that has been there before abi another one ? You see I wonder how you people could be so myopic.you keep doing the same thing and expecting something different in return abi ? The same very person that destroyed our democrasy that would have matured so much now without apology still wants to be re elected into the same system he brandished,killed and destroyed through the same process and fools are here singing praises to him as if there is no other messiah that can emerge.for me he should come out and apollogise to nigerians on national broadcast.
Business › Re: Nigeria’s Transitional Electricity Market Kicks Off Jan 1 by fuckerholic(m): 6:06pm On Dec 23, 2014
manutdadex:
and some people wil come and tell us they wil fix power supply in 2 yrs...awon weere! D issue of power in dis nation is beyond generation, it expands to distribution, metering and even personnel capabilities! If u are stil blind to Gej's policies n relevance to our development den we need to use as lab rat at least u wil b useful! Yrs of decays and we expect him to fix it widin 4 yrs abegi make una free d man!
. Bros the fact is that even APC know that he GEJ will fix nigeria but don't want to give him the space because they know what they would be losing at that politically,fraudulently etc.they don't want the kudos to go to him and the region perhabs which may give the region much credibility for them to hold on to power. No mind them them dey craz !
Politics › Re: Christmas: Okorocha Provides Free Buses For Imo Indigenes In Lagos & Ibadan by fuckerholic(m): 5:46pm On Dec 23, 2014
Beehshorp:
In order not to violate rule 2 of nairaland I would let dis man and every other apc e-fowl be.. Common vp position una no fit win stop all dese stunts we don wisen up
. Don't mind them..I wonder their fate in that god damn party
Travel › Re: 12 Most Loved Cities In Nigeria by fuckerholic(m): 9:14am On Dec 23, 2014
[quote author=donroxy post=26142335]The road network in UYO is no doubt superb ... Give it to Akpabio abeg !!

Ohhhh, I love GardenCity cheesy


See, Other than Abuja (Home and Money) , Ilorin is the most ''serene'' city in Nigeria .... I think the rest of the state are just noisy especially Lagos and Kano tongue !!![/quote boy you don't know anything about akwaibom so just shut up..the coolest city in naija is calabar with zero crime rate,very beautiful,neat,clean etc ..go check your statistics and records
Politics › Re: Buhari's Wife Visits Tinubu (Picture) by fuckerholic(m): 7:49am On Dec 23, 2014
kastonkastrol:
the game has begun...... while our "mama peace" is busy fighting everybody and creating more enemies for her husband, the beautiful and intelligent wife of GMB is bringing more people on her husband's side.

one thing am very sure of is, gej will not win a single state in south west. All the odds are against him plus the otuoke man did nothing for us for the past six years. Gej once called us(yoruba people) rascals and we have not forgotten every despicable things he called us.
Anyway the odua nation will answer him on february 14 at the polls.

Hey odua boy what GEJ called you people is exactly what you people are. The so called odua nation has always been saboteurs,prodigal sons and betrayers since time indefitinte.check the history.

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