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owolabifunke14: Thief and thief palava e no concern me

LOBATAN!

[quote author=god_of_music] click like if you think the next post after mine is gonna be a female (f) [/quote]Now check who's behind u
Thank God I haven't wasted my like

Fuelish: and who is this pus-filled piece of garbage? sh1tnigeria will wipe Ghana off the face of the earth? hahahahahaha heard your defence minister fainted recently at the sound of gunfire,huh? look, to take over your dirty smelly country, we'll just send our boys scouts. no need to send regular troops, not to talk of special forces. naija get army sef?

but who wants to invade a certified sh1thole?

Hey Banku! Do u really have to hide under another monicker before u can give
ur response? Chicken hearted

Are u pissed that we would carry out our threats on ur POVERTY STRICKEN tiny country so soon? Poor u! I understand how u felt

But wait! Don't u think that u need to give up because no matter how u tried to pour ur hatred on NIGERIANS, we are still ur GIANT and u are our SLAVE!

OH my GOD! What am I even doing stooping so low to interact with a gaynian! U are not even ashamed of urself and ur impoverished country, coming to Nairaland to cry over the state of ur country! As if we give a f*uck! Pls go to cediland and cry! That is If u ever lived to see one

U don't like NIGERIA yet u wouldn't leave our territory, MUMU. Attention seeker

timpaker: The day tellwisdom will say something positive about someone on Nairaland i swear i will quit N........

Is he that mean?

eaglechild: I gave a candid advise
No need to get worked up.
It has nothing to do with bigotry.

Indeed u went to a better school, English lecturer (mr ITK)

It is advice in this context.

[quote author=Richy.]God pls make we qualify ooo. I don make mouth finish for my place of work. telling the German and Australian friends of mine that my country will teach them lessons in soccer if we are in the same group. the joke will simply be on me if something I do not want to think about happens [/quote]Na serious GOBE b dat o

Lateef9961: kip dreaming

And dreaming it is

Ezeibe: mr man shut up........



na u go play the match,

What else do u expect him to say

He will soon retract his words

Seriously, low self esteem is killing these gaynians

[quote author=Banku&Tilapia]Why mumugeria must not qualify
1. Rampant stealing of credit cards will increase in Brazil.
2. Drug smuggling will increase
3. Will tarnish the image of Africa with their lawlessness
4. Will not be sociable cuz no one can understand their heavy thick funny accent. Eg. A mumugerian will say porshoe instead of pursue. Utter nonsense.
5. Da hell of Africa.

6. The country wit da most bleached women in the world.
7. A disgrace to the black race.
8. Will not advance from group stages
9. Mumugerians r liabilities anywhere they go.[/quote]Who let the dogs out U can vent on for all we care but it doesn't change the fact that NIGERIA can wipe off that ur tiny country called Ghana off the face of the earth.

[quote author=adesewa4u@yahoo]Nyc one o.......diz is betta dan enterin airport by force.......[/quote]
Atleast the first boy's act paid off unlike the others.

Sweet kids, May God watch over u for ur parents

Andyblaze: One day maggi and pepper dey argue for kitchen. Maggi say na me make food sweet, pepper say na lie na me. Na so i put two of them 4 pot use am fry chicken. Hahahahahahaha its so funny am laughing hahahahahahaha

Eebrahym:

Mumu

Congrats! It would be nice to upload his pics

Re-play or no re-play, na Enyimba still get am!

Congratulations!!! May you be favoured in the eyes of men in ur quest for a good job.
May ur certificate not be rendered worthless.
In JESUS name I pray, amen!!!


Now go out and show the world what u've got!!!!!

ravensckar: A man who is his own lawyer wil surely get a fool for a client. wld av taken u serious if I hadn't knwn dt u'r d masterminder of all ds lov talks. Anyways, nothin do u sha. Abeg,anytym una ready 2discus sumtin serious holla @ me tru Winnie(My Padi). She surely knws whr 2find me.anybody wey tink say me nd Winnie dey do our own koni-koni lov tinz 4 yonda, na d person sabi o. #Winks#

Guy don't u joke at all? Pls how did I mastermind anything? Pls take things easy ehn!

Even organisations don't employ boring pple, they want an all-round individual. U may be shocked when u r asked if u watched film at all in an interview.

So smile and relax, u don't own all the problems in the world.

ravensckar: 4get it Bro, it's often said dt its easier 2wake a sleepin person dan one who pretends 2b sleepin. wen r we evr gona get serious if we conti lyk ds? Thr r lots of tinz 2exchange ideas on dan all ds petty lick-spittle nd idle lov talk. B4 anybody tinks am a misogynist,let me make myself clear sha. Sanity technically means doin d ryt tin @ d ryt tym nd even in d ryt way. My point is, we'r unconciously derailin 4rm d objectiv of ds thread. I repeat,sanity shld be restored here. Else.... #spits nd walks out of thread#

U are not getting it. Ever asked a question on any of these issue u raised and being ignored? I doubt that.

If u want to know about a professional course to take during nysc, there is NIM especially for non- management student to benefit from. But some would argue that the demerit outweigh the merit; so it depends on u. There's even a thread on it, u can just click on d library section.

Another one is d skill acquisition u mentioned. I'm sure u already know what would interest u by now so y not venture into it and any thing baffling u on that would be addressed if u asked d house.

So stop this *spits on thread and exit* trend
U are a graduate now

ravensckar: Eeeeeewww!! wat d heck is ds thread turning into? An emotional wetin? Abeg o! All ds lovbirds shld get a new thread 4 demselves o jere. We shld be discusin Job prospects @ our prospective PPAs,Certification programmes, Skill acquisition tinz, Explorin opportunities out thr. Plz o, sum1 shld restore sanity 2 ds thread b4 evrytin falls apart o.

Nah, its not that bad now
All work and no play makes jack a dull boy.

When we get to the sea, we shall cross it

lakusi: *passing by* n *whistling*

Winniedpooh ... Legendsilver ... Fuckluv ... Papi ... Haykay ... Jaygirl ... Fayator et al I salute Ooo !!!

Me sef dey hail u

fayator: me too I dey suspect ooo@legend wetin come carry bed go rescue demon from under palm tree?

And who is the "demon"?

legendsilver: na fly wen no hear word dey follow dead body enter grave

Where u dey see these ur proverbs sef

legendsilver: places foam 10 inches under d palmtree

Oh! Thanks!
U are a darling!!

*abeg Adary permit me to use dat word*

legendsilver: as how na, U no dey see d girl moves?

Abeg free her jor!

legendsilver: I bind n cast every alawee suckers in Jesus Name

*falls from Palmwine tree*

I'm enjoying this conversatn btw legend and stanley

legendsilver: jaygirl! Jaygirl!! Jaygirl!!! U sha dey find maga at all cost

This legend bronze silver don kolo!

pontirock: Saheed osupa

Abegi! This guy's songs are always meaningful. He's the only fuji musician I can vouch for mehn

Any song by Becca, a ghanaian artiste.
I don't even know what she's singing

kolawaxxy: All igbo songs. They make me feel like banging my head against the nearest wall. Aaarrrrgghhhh!!

And what stopped u from banging it