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Sports / Re: Lionel Messi Named Best Playmaker Of The Last Decade By IFFHS by FuckThaMod: 4:01pm On Jan 13, 2021
Judolisco:
D best player ever... He said he wanted to leave barca and whole media was shut down and even got barca president removed... D other one said he wanted to leave Madrid they sold him b4 he completed his statement.... Some players big pass club
G+A is a stat simply created by you barka dogs.. It's inconsequential and no award is given for it.
You dimwits talking about CR7 or trying to discredit him whenever Messi is mentioned further proves why CR7 is the greatest.

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Crime / Re: The Story Of Dan Matakaya Mwaka & His Wife: Acid Bath, Domestic Violence by FuckThaMod: 3:21pm On Jan 13, 2021
I don't want to marry..
Crime / Re: Corper Odume Princess Paschaline Arrested For Killing Man In Akwa Ibom (Graphic) by FuckThaMod: 6:44pm On Jan 11, 2021
fashrola:


And she brought out matchete from her bag and killed him?
The man's machete obviously... She must have seen it lying around.
Crime / Re: Corper Odume Princess Paschaline Arrested For Killing Man In Akwa Ibom (Graphic) by FuckThaMod: 8:14am On Jan 11, 2021
Maybe the man fvcked and no gree pay..
Business / Re: Meet Grasshoppers Seller Who Makes ₦20,000 To ₦30,000 Daily In Kaduna (Video) by FuckThaMod: 8:59pm On Jan 09, 2021
beauty7:


Grasshopper and cockroach are two different insects entirely.

They cannot be compared.

While grasshopper eats clean food, cockroach eats dirty things like shit.

Grasshopper doesn't cause sickness but cockroach causes leprosy.

Grasshopper doesn't have smell but cockroach is smelly.

Therefore grasshopper is safe for consumption.
The koko is they look alike
Business / Re: Meet Grasshoppers Seller Who Makes ₦20,000 To ₦30,000 Daily In Kaduna (Video) by FuckThaMod: 1:38pm On Jan 09, 2021
If you can eat grasshopper then you can eat cockroach
Tueh!
Celebrities / Re: Hauwa Atiku-UwaisTo Reconcile DJ Cuppy And Zlatan Ibile by FuckThaMod: 12:38pm On Jan 08, 2021
Arrewa:
Great!!
Believe me... Arewa ladies are queens who make peace and spread love!!
Make una go on your own and let south be.
Enjoy your peace and love alone, we no want.
Crime / Re: Orile, Lagos Residents Discover Tunnel Used By Ritualists (Video) by FuckThaMod: 12:03pm On Jan 08, 2021
Yoruba people cry
Education / Re: Remi Ajiboye: I Was Paid N4,000 As Monthly Salary, Says ASUP Chairman by FuckThaMod: 11:07am On Jan 08, 2021
Be grateful
Crime / Re: "I Killed My Girlfriend Used The Proceed To Buy Beer"- Osun Ritual Killer by FuckThaMod: 7:32pm On Jan 07, 2021
cool
She must have frustrated you like the typical naija girls

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Family / Re: Women, DNA Testing Is Not A Home Breaker: It Can Vindicate You (opinion) by FuckThaMod: 10:03pm On Jan 06, 2021
Women can never be vindicated 100%
Even if all the present children are yours, keep doing DNA test till she has given birth to the last born.
My nigga, never trust women..

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Health / Re: 2 Elderly People Slump And Die After Alighting From Vehicles In Rivers (Graphic) by FuckThaMod: 10:00pm On Jan 06, 2021
Maybe there was a poisonous gas inside the vehicle cry

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Celebrities / Re: “Why Is Wizkid So Lean?” – Fans Express Concern Over Wizkid’s Health by FuckThaMod: 1:03pm On Jan 05, 2021
Weed things

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Celebrities / Re: Jide Kosoko Shares Fashola's Throwback Photo 55 Years Ago (Pix) by FuckThaMod: 12:34pm On Jan 05, 2021
Emekaonline:


Even your own father is worse and more of a crook than him
Don't mistake my father for your father... Except your dead ashawo mother commited paternity fraud. Animal
Celebrities / Re: Jide Kosoko Shares Fashola's Throwback Photo 55 Years Ago (Pix) by FuckThaMod: 12:25pm On Jan 05, 2021
It's sad how an innocent child can grow to be a crook

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Business / Re: Business Owner Settles Apprentice With N1M Plus Credit Facility Worth N500K by FuckThaMod: 11:44am On Jan 05, 2021
PicLtd:
Na so we do am.

For my family na stocked shop plus 2 million we dey take settle Nwa boy. He can still live with us till he settles down and gets his own accomodation. A family that has trained and set up over 108 Igbo boys since 1970 till date, many from families we don't even know, from as far as Enugu, Abia and Ebonyi.

For onitsha, some heavy men settle their boys with warehouses and 4 storey/decking building.

The Secret of Igbo success.
And those 108 boys will go ahead and settle other boys in the future.

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Education / Re: My Pupils Almost Put Me In Trouble by FuckThaMod: 3:14pm On Jan 04, 2021
BabaIbo:
During my NYSC, a female student accused my fellow ex-corper of punishing her because she decided his proposal and by proxy it affected me.
Me and the principal had issues because I stood my ground that I won't accept any fault since I am innocent, las las we settled it.

Again, during my working time(post NYSC) as a secondary school teacher, there was this JSS 2 girl with big blossom bigger than most matured ladies own.

One day, she was acting dull and sick, as their favorite teacher I called her and asked her what is wrong with her and other questions.

Do you know this girl got home and told her parents that I am asking her out.

Her mom came to school to report and meet me, being a smart and a top teacher in the school, I used my wisdom to sort everything.

Later the mom, approached me to apologize and since then I don't even care if anything is wrong with any of the students till I left the school and stopped teaching.
How did u use your wisdom? Cos one 9 years old girl has been seducing me and always gives me signs she wants to suck my dick

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Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Reaches 250m Followers On Instagram, Becomes The First Person by FuckThaMod: 11:25pm On Jan 03, 2021
Macelliot:
The poster is high.

How is messi the second?
But this ariana no dey follow Cristiano angry
Family / Re: Men, You Must Take Care Of The Baby Even If DNA Confirms The baby Is Not Yours by FuckThaMod: 10:25pm On Jan 02, 2021
igbowoman:
I agree with her.
Women have been forgiving philandering men from time immemorial.
He too can forgive
Thunder
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid's Son, Zion, Wants To Sip From His Alcoholic Wine (Video) by FuckThaMod: 11:44am On Jan 02, 2021
MoneyTrees:
And what's wrong with that?
angry angry

It's wrong cos he's not yet matured. I love baby mamas and weed too. So calm
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid's Son, Zion, Wants To Sip From His Alcoholic Wine (Video) by FuckThaMod: 9:40am On Jan 02, 2021
Innocent baby go soon get baby mamas and smoke weed cry
Literature / Re: Chimamanda Adichie: I Stopped Attending Catholic Churches In Nigeria Because ... by FuckThaMod: 9:34am On Jan 02, 2021
ikorodureporta:
Then you go home after communion... because the rest time na for ceremonies cheesy
Some would purposely do everything first and do communion last.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Aston Villa (2 - 1) On 1st January 2020 by FuckThaMod: 10:28pm On Jan 01, 2021
Penandes grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Aston Villa (2 - 1) On 1st January 2020 by FuckThaMod: 9:59pm On Jan 01, 2021
Halftime 0-0
Aston villa is going to win 0-1 grin
Best for man u is ft draw cool
Food / Re: Post Your Christmas Food Here by FuckThaMod: 8:16am On Jan 01, 2021
stayclearofme:

Is that a sacrifice? grin grin
Just say you want some.. Beggy beggy.
Happy New Year
Phones / Re: Top 6, 2020 Most Liked Posts On Instagram by FuckThaMod: 10:10pm On Dec 31, 2020
EmekaA125:

Messi is the GOAT not Ronaldo.
Tah! Mechionu gi

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Sports / Re: Ronaldo Wins Globe Soccer 2001-2020 Player Of The Century Award by FuckThaMod: 9:03pm On Dec 27, 2020
tesppidd:
Rubbish award.

Even girls and slay queens are entitled to vote.


Even Mohammed Salah got more votes than Messi.
Which means Salah is more of a player of the century than Messi.

Heheeheheheheehehe.
Yes.. Salah is arguably better than Messi.
It's only 6 balon dor that is making people respect Messi

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Food / Re: Post Your Christmas Food Here by FuckThaMod: 11:10pm On Dec 25, 2020
Special wink

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Romance / Re: Nigeria Ranks Top Users On Grindr, A Gay Dating App by FuckThaMod: 7:39pm On Dec 25, 2020
Rewew:
you call yourself a child of God but you put your dad's name in the mud
Is it your dad? Learn to respect others
Romance / Re: Nigeria Ranks Top Users On Grindr, A Gay Dating App by FuckThaMod: 7:35pm On Dec 25, 2020
Starzo:

Christ is for those that do the will of the father
We are all children of God no matter what..
Romance / Re: Nigeria Ranks Top Users On Grindr, A Gay Dating App by FuckThaMod: 7:02pm On Dec 25, 2020
Starzo:

wait for ur Baal celebration and stay off a Christian celebration u f*g
Christ is for everyone
Romance / Re: Nigeria Ranks Top Users On Grindr, A Gay Dating App by FuckThaMod: 5:51pm On Dec 25, 2020
od501:


Exactly... For sane people only, not psychological and spiritual bed bugs like your gay community.
I pray you understand someday... Everyone has psychological and spiritual traits

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