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Wn SSG Babachir Lawal was accused& removed,democracy is OK,wn our dear Mrs Kemi Adeosun honourably resigned 4 NYSC cert she was ignorant of,democracy is gd,wn justice salami was removed by GEJ no threat to democracy..pls sir does corruption has colors?God will kp us abv all of u

I heard the people of Oyo state stayed home today after the Suspension of the CJN and the Stop of PDP campaign..

Your collective response will be matched voice for voice, numbers for numbers and fire for fire with our own resolve to help the incorruptible Buhari combat corruption and clean the system for the good of all.

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When the CJN suspended the NJC meeting Indefinitely........ You people were gigling. Now, he himself have been suspended Indefinitely..

Tomorrow the NJC will meet to recommend his final removal.......

Life a na gha gha.... onye mburu na turn by turn.

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Do you have any sense at all?

Sir, do you think his suspension isn't justifiable?

The Judiciary allowed itself to be strangulated when they became corrupt ,he should have resigned when his yansh was opened,no nation will take us serious when our CJN is being accused of corruption.

How about judiciary that is strangulated in Nigeria? Until we begin to call a spade what it is, we wouldn't have a sane society.

This man threw saraki case into thrash can all because he knew he was guilty of same charges or probably saraki threatened him with it ��� just saying tho

Amin
He did the right thing. Nobody is above the law

Best move under the prevailing circumstances. Former president @GEJonathan Suspended justice Salami for a lesser offense than that of Onoghen, Heaven did not fall. Una go dey OK las las.

You aren't wearing your eyebrows today. Is everything okay?

Have you taken your time to ask the Npower beneficiaries what it means to sit in the comfort of their rooms without knowing anybody and applied and got employed?
Have you taken your time to ask the market traders what it means to assist their trade with the tradermoni?

I'm showing my face. A reminder to people who feel like being absolute assholes to strangers for no reason that there are actual people behind these accounts. �

Tricycle or bicycle
There is no use in trying to be perfect.

First of all, no one is going to blame you for not being perfect except your parents, your friends, your lover, your betters, the authorities, God, and the angels.

Second, you are objectively terrible and nothing will change that.

10) The States with the highest number of staff at the NPA are:
Delta - 388
Imo - 272
Edo - 224
Ogun - 206
Akwa Ibom - 203 respectively.

The States with the least number of staff:
Niger - 46
Borno - 41
Nasarawa - 41
Bauchi - 35
Katsina - 30
Jigawa - 24
FCT - 12
11) Should the Northern States complain of MARGINALIZATION at the NPA? No, because where they are not ably represented, they are compensated somewhere else in accordance with the FCC Act.

12) Finally, we @iBMC trust the President in his appointments. He says it all the time that he will be fair to all States. Our fact-checking shows he has honored the constitution.

#FactsAboveLies

5) To put the figures in context, please NOTE the following:
a. The North-West zone in fact has 7 States, the South-East zone has 5 states. The remaining 4 zones have 6 States each.

b. When the figures are analysed, the SouthWest with 96 appointments, with SouthEast the Lowest,
6) but looking at the average of appointments per zone, it is clear that the North-Central and SE with 6 and 5 states respectively have the same averages of 10 appointees per state.
The Northeast has an average of 11,
7) while the South-South and the often vilified NorthWest have an averages of 12 appointees per state.
The winner in the pack is the SouthWest with an average of 16 per state.

c. Can we then conclude that the President has been sectional in his appointments? The answer is NO!

d. The FCC ensures that where there appears to be a tilt to one side, other batches of appointments e
9) To illustrate this we took samples of appointments into some of the most MDAs.

We looked at the Nigerian Port Authority 2017 manpower statistics on the FCC website, and this is what we found�

#FactsAboveLies

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1) You have all heard this accusation: that PMB is a sectional leader.
You have heard that his appointments are skewed to the North. We decided to find out how true this is and the results are shocking.
2) Always our President has demonstrated that he is a stickler for following the law.
Let us embark on this Voyage of discovery:
3) There is a constitutional body that checks the appointments of the President to make sure they comply with Federal Character as Prescribed by the Constitution.
This institution is the Federal Character Commission
4) The FCC has guidelines on appointments (see website on guidelines).

As at August 2018, this is the appointment profile of the Federal Government of Nigeria �

It is sad how we forget the past so easily in this country. About 6 years ago, this country was under serious security threat all over! Churches could not hold vigils, bombings almost everyday, FCT was unsafe - UN building, Nyanya park, Jabi park, This day, Police HQ, Banex plaza all bombed during the time of GEJ. Fear was serious in our hearts! Then ask yourself also, when was the last time we celebrated Christmas and also crossed to the new year without fuel scarcity? How storing petrol in jerrycans! Do you still experience that?

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