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Family / Re: Nigerian Couple Welcome Baby Boy After 14 Years Of Marriage by Fuckuignos(f): 8:51am On Jan 27, 2019 |
Having at least one "lazy day" per week can reduce stress, high blood pressure and the chances of having a stroke. 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: Watch As Mechanic Man Punishes Police Officers For Refusing To Pay(pics) by Fuckuignos(f): 8:44am On Jan 27, 2019 |
Anyone else a weird introvert who is completely extroverted and joke-y when you get to know and like people? I spend my days either being completely quiet, watching people or joking and poking fun at people. Either cold and weird or loud and weird. No in-between.
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Politics / Re: PDP Leader Killed In Edo Over Tearing Of Billboards. Graphic Photos by Fuckuignos(f): 8:33am On Jan 27, 2019 |
Close your legs, Ngozi. No one wants to eat at the Krusty Krab. 5 Likes |
Politics / Re: Nigerian Election Thrown Into Chaos As Buhari Suspends Country's Top Judge- CNN by Fuckuignos(f): 8:16am On Jan 27, 2019 |
Fake news It’s never too late.... To tell you.... you’re going to Hell. 16 Likes 2 Shares |
Politics / Re: Obasanjo Welcomed On Arrival From Peace-keeping In Congo (Throwback Photos) by Fuckuignos(f): 8:07am On Jan 27, 2019 |
I've never liked a substance enough to use it to cope, and I've never had an addiction so I guess it's just you, me and this entire store bought tiramisu. 22 Likes 6 Shares
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Politics / Re: Without Foreign Healthcare, Buhari May Have Died - Omokri Reacts At Buhari by Fuckuignos(f): 8:02am On Jan 27, 2019 |
Don't worry, just provide the sauce..... We will eat by the lagoon. Plenty water.
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Politics / Re: Wike Decries Amaechi’s Alleged ‘political Wickedness’ To Ogoni by Fuckuignos(f): 7:59am On Jan 27, 2019 |
I’ll be spending the day in the great indoors.
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Politics / Re: Why We Support Buhari –RBM Convener by Fuckuignos(f): 7:53am On Jan 27, 2019 |
APC is Vigorously Campaigning in all state While The Opposition Party is On Twitter and Facebook Relying on the Corrupt former Chief Justice Of Nigeria (CJN ) Walter Onnoghen to rig elections at the Supreme Court for them, now PDP is in panic mode. ��� 42 Likes 7 Shares |
Religion / Re: How To Avoid Becoming A Victim Of Suicide (pt 7: Know You're A Person Of Worth by Fuckuignos(f): 7:51am On Jan 27, 2019 |
If you’re not annoying at least one person a day, then you’re doing Nairaland all wrong.
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Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Ignored Me -danny Young by Fuckuignos(f): 7:49am On Jan 27, 2019 |
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Religion / Re: Victory In Defeat by Fuckuignos(f): 7:46am On Jan 27, 2019 |
don't let people who only see in black and white tell you what color your rainbow should be. |
Politics / Re: We Dumped APC To Work For Your Victory, APC Chieftain To Chima Anyaso by Fuckuignos(f): 7:45am On Jan 27, 2019 |
Take comfort in knowing the thing you hate most about yourself is someone's fetish.
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Politics / Re: NBA To Hold Emergency NEC Meeting Tomorrow by Fuckuignos(f): 7:42am On Jan 27, 2019 |
A scorpion can hold its breath for up to 6 days. 5 Likes 1 Share
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Romance / Re: See The Moment Ex-girlfriend And Her Gang Disrupt His Ex-boyfriend Wedding(pics) by Fuckuignos(f): 7:39am On Jan 27, 2019 |
Riding life like a stripper pole until I make it rain. 2 Likes |
Education / Re: Stuff Like This Should Go Viral Meet Dr. Aarinola Olaiya Blessing by Fuckuignos(f): 7:38am On Jan 27, 2019 |
#Respect 2 Likes |
Religion / Re: How The Bible Shows That Abortion Is The Murder Of A Living Thing by Fuckuignos(f): 7:25am On Jan 27, 2019 |
Always make friends with people that have issues. Those folks keep the most booze. 8 Likes 1 Share |
Religion / Re: My Rich Dad Seeks To Urgently Adopt A Male And Female by Fuckuignos(f): 7:23am On Jan 27, 2019 |
Parents, 11 months of the year: "Don't talk to strangers. Don't take things from strangers. If a man makes you sit on his lap, tell an adult." Parents in January "I don't care if you don't want to! Sit on that strange man's lap and tell him what you want him to give you." |
Nairaland / General / Re: PHOTOS: Bobrisky Reconciles With Former Big Brother Naija Housemate Nina by Fuckuignos(f): 7:20am On Jan 27, 2019 |
Plugging your phone into your work computer: “Would you like this device to access your photos?” No! Abort! Abort!! |
Politics / Re: Owerri Bar, Imo State Chapter Of Nba Resolves by Fuckuignos(f): 7:13am On Jan 27, 2019 |
Nairaland reminds me of that theory that given an infinite length of time, a monkey punching random keys on a typewriter would eventually just start throwing shit at the walls. |
Celebrities / Re: Yvonne Jegede Reacts To Marriage Breakup Rumors, Shares Hot Photo by Fuckuignos(f): 6:55am On Jan 27, 2019 |
Embarrassed that our five year old walked into the bedroom at 2am and saw us pulling the blanket to hide our phones and cheese sticks 6 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Re: Lawyers Say CCT, Ex-parte Order May Be Fraudulent by Fuckuignos(f): 6:54am On Jan 27, 2019 |
Remember how in old Nintendo games there would be a score that didn't matter but you wanted to get it higher? Nairaland is the same way. 5 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Re: Niger Delta Youth Council Disowns Onnoghen by Fuckuignos(f): 6:51am On Jan 27, 2019 |
*After they got tired of building Pyramids* Egyptian: I've got a revolutionary idea to transform the burial industry. It's ground-breaking. |
Celebrities / Re: Regina Daniels Shows Off Her PVC; Unknowingly Reveals Her Real Age by Fuckuignos(f): 6:50am On Jan 27, 2019 |
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Politics / Re: Endorsement: Obiano, Nwodo trade insults in telephone chats by Fuckuignos(f): 6:49am On Jan 27, 2019 |
I once paid a man to read my entire Nairaland archive. Within minutes he started convulsing, chewing his tongue off and clawing at his eyes. I reckon it says more about him than me. 10 Likes 1 Share |
Education / Re: Strike: ASUU Still Consulting, May Meet FG This Week by Fuckuignos(f): 6:43am On Jan 27, 2019 |
Chairs are pretty great. You can fight a lion, or sit if you want. |
Crime / Re: Church Bombs In Philippines Kill At Least 17, Wound 42 by Fuckuignos(f): 6:34am On Jan 27, 2019 |
Elevator rides become way more exciting if you announce to everyone that only one person is getting out alive.
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Romance / Re: Man Insults Young Lady After Rejecting His Love Proposal by Fuckuignos(f): 6:29am On Jan 27, 2019 |
Sometimes I’ll text or reply with HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAA and then rethink what I wrote so I take away a few HAHA’s cause it was way too HAHAish you know?
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Crime / Re: Blame Noah For Malaria, He Brought Mosquitoes To Ark - Ghanaian Health Minister by Fuckuignos(f): 6:19am On Jan 27, 2019 |
You just don't see take it outside fist fights like you used to.
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Celebrities / Re: Xxxtentations Son Has Arrived – Late Singer’s Mum Announced by Fuckuignos(f): 6:13am On Jan 27, 2019 |
Morning guys, so much drama in my country of drama queens & kings. I will keep sounding like a broken record to make this point. The CJN has not been removed. What has been done is to compel him to RECUSE himself since he refused to do so honourably. The CCT just said, step aside |
Celebrities / Re: UNILAG Slay Queen In A Sex Video With Peruzzi Celebrates Her Birthday Today by Fuckuignos(f): 6:08am On Jan 27, 2019 |
The average dog is as intelligent as a two-year-old child. |
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