In 2008, thieves climbed over our main gate, open it from inside and made away with 2 bikes (mine inclusive). I went to police headquarters to make report. They directed me to their radio House in the same Headquarters.
The woman police on seat said I have to pay 11k for solar to radio 73 divisions. I looked at her with confidence and anger then replied her...
My bike is stolen....
I will 11k for solar...
I pointed at the arrays of solar panel and told her, I'm a final year student of Engineering. Also a student of Alternative Sources of Energy which at that time is one of my best course.
I told her that I know exactly how solar technology works. Why would she ask me 11k for service that can be free.
I left the office and about exiting the gate when I heard someone shouting trying to get my attention, I turned back and she waved me to comeback. She collected the bikes details and in my presence, she made the announcement to 73 divisions. I thanked her and left.
The bikes was never found.

turmacs:
shebi as the guy has successfully scattered the marriage now he is happy? Look at how he just scattered the years upon years of happiness and love they've shared together, just because of ordinance DNA test, shior 😒.. I wonder the kind of weak men we have nowadays.

Because of quote(s)! Ode

Righteousness2:
Good one for cuppy meeting the King of the United kingdom.

Very soon there is gonna be a ROYAL MEETING like no other ever.

I am talking about the Meeting with the KING OF kings,
THE KING OF GLORY.
THE KING OF POWER.

OH my GOD! Its gonna be Joy, Jubilation, Happiness , celebrations etc Forever and Ever.

Get ready Folks! Live Ready!
KING JESUS CHRIST IS COMING!!

Oboy! See as you hail Jesus like say him no get master...
If I be God, I will be jealous with this your twale!!
But God no be man, the like of you are so foolish. Upon all the English you wrote and all you can read, you're unable to notice and understand what Jesus said about his father.

Flier:
Governors should be stripped of power to remove and install kings,it’s very wrong.
What happened to the selection by the gods?

Werey...
Chief priest..

ElevationD:
The protesters are APC supporters, I assume.

When Ganduje dethroned and banished SLS the same day to Nassarawa, why did they not protest? Even those in Kano who wanted to make some noise, were controlled.

Ganduje tried to make mockery of the over 1000 years of Kano legacy by breaking the kingdom, because of politics. Why not blame Ganduje for the problem?

I attended Kano durbar during last Eid.. it was so dry and not colourful.
That's when I realised to which extent Ganjuda destroy the beautiful old tradition of Kano.
The New dethrone King is a good man with beautiful heart.

crisubanijunior:
…imagine, the bill had already gone through its second reading. Just because it concerns them and their lootings. If it was a bill that seeks to address the economic woes of ordinary Nigerians, it will never see the light of the day. Bunch of selfish individuals. Always united in their looting of our commonwealth. Now U won’t hear them fight and punch each other o.

That the problem.. your said "Because it concern them and their looting" as if the looting is not affecting Nigeria badly. You said it casually as if its their way so no biggie.
Let take our country back.
All this joking must stop.
Every family man understands better.
It's not good raising children in Nigeria. Nigeria need total overhauling.

Only God knows what Nigeria is becoming.
People in power or political exposed people going to court to get court injunction not to be probe, sue or investigated.
I just don't get it..

Ayokequeen:



Actually I didn't mean to call any business unbefitting but I just couldn't find a better word to explain my point.
What I meant is seeing a master degree holder doing some business that many people would say it's below thier standard as graduate. For instance when your course mate sees you riding okada while he's in his clean suit and long tie, whereas your earnings in a week can pay off his two months salary.

Probably in your early 30s. Money is extremely important.

OLAADEGBU:


It was reported that El País said the Danish-flagged ship was carrying 27 tonnes of explosive material from Chennai in India to the port of Haifa in Israel.

SaharaReporters

Hypocrite India of BRIC.
Some Muslim countries thought aligning with BRIC would probably be BRIC against injustice of West and NATO but its all lies.

Alwayshungry:
Are they going to stop Hamas from attacking Israel?

Mumu..
So childish, WILL THEY STOP HAMAS FROM ATTACKING ISREAL..
Did Hamas have a matching power with Isreal to have carryout October 7 attack without instigation from the Inner Core who have hidden agenda.
If not that your type and others are very stupid and foolish
How would Isreal that keep Palestine undersiege and blockade would get so easily penetrated with a Glider over the air, with a Bulldozer over the fence and on foot by people who had Military under hide and seek.
Can you stupidly imagine Isreal would be so relax and weak to leave their defence system to be bridged and infiltrated so easily.
You guys need to use your head.
Fvcking gullible weak dangerous sheepies.

Racoon:
The rascality of the DSS does not even respect a hallow place like the NASS where matters concerning the national life of this nation are be determined. Well, nothing new! Even the legislathieves themselves are dishonourable members

Shutup

Lukmanraji:
There's no how I tried convincing her that I am a changed man now as I am ready to take responsibility and be a responsible person.

Olodo..
You're just trying hard to force the blame on yourself thereby giving your self hope that you can win her back.
Nedu! She's done with you since 2022, found another guy (her colleague) 2023 and she's dumping your ass 2024.
My friend! You can beg a woman to marry you. You go regret that decision if care is not taken.

OChimex:


It's not waste of money. Thats why money is important becasue you make money in order to afford things in life.
This is part of the reasons Nigeria doesnt work, everybody they look for shortcut and things to steal instead of pay. How do you want investors to invest and create employment, when people cut corners and steal their ideas and pirate their products?
You Nigerians are just confused.
😆
There are millions of ideas, things that you cant have access to if you are in Nigeria because they know, una go steal it and spoil busines for them. They are afraid to come invest in Nigeria

If this is the idea you often sell to your close associates, then you need to rethink.

tayor3:
Make i give you one app to enjoy movies, just like Netflix no sub.

I need one

Habayomie:

No lies

Which APP is that..

DaddyYankee:
Please how do i watch Disco ery ID channels on YouTube or how to search them or which channel shows them?

Download Startimes app and subscribe

Rich4god:


What amazes me the most was the number of unlimited channels available on the TV app.

Please app name

Fibonacci88:
Hahaha. Thank God u have seen the light. When I told my wife I will no longer substitute dstv she was angry. But now she doesn't allow me handle remote unless it's a football game. Thanks to an IPTV I subscribed to. Endless movies and shows for the family and kid. Once u get data forget it u don't need datv

Please anytime you're chanced, kindly explain to me this IP tv.

Harddiskng:
All these stories about fulani herdsman kidnapping.

God knows if i were President i have very little patience.

Any body, any tribe, that there is evidence they are constituting nuisance and moving dangerously: it is shoot on sight!

By the time the military downing bodies, it is done it they themselves they will give themselves brain. Go to Indian, ask them why they have fewer Islamist related terrorism.

So what Indians are doing to Muslims is ok...?

ivolt:
Illogical submission.

If even just 1% of married women patronise hotel for illicit affairs,
major hotel owners will be dominating Nigeria's Forbes list.

Yet, majority of hotels struggle to breakeven and maintain their structures
despite the imaginary regular influx of married women.

Are there married women who engage in prostitution, yes, but that is the reality of life.
But the idea that an average married woman out there is somewhere selling herself at a hotel is ludicrous.

This is just like asking people to visit Igbobi Orthopaedic so they can fear traveling.
Yes, you will see enough badly broken bones. But that doesn't mean the average person
out there is treating one broken bone or the other. We all know a tiny minority of the people
find themselve in Igbobi.

This post isn't about absolving ALL married women of cheating/prostituting but to
invalidate pointless alarmist arguments.

Married women cheating is as old as marriage itself. We could forgive a child for
not knowing this but an adult shouldn't be surprised or alarmed.

@OP assuming all married women in Nigeria are chaste except your wife,
Will such stats make you happy and your home peaceful?

As long as a particular person's wife has not been found cheating/prostituting
what a random hotel worker reports should be irrelevant to their home.

May you live long..
I wanted to call my sensitive wife to come and let read together.. I will definitely from let read together to some form of interrogation. Which she will quick to know where the conversation head.
But you input saved the day.

DrabeeyWasHere:
I wasn't done, Blacks love their slave masters. See as Royal guards went to give the Black family's sheep a befitting welcome. I guess he is to be named the regent of Africa soon, their forefathers business Edifice.

Hey Harry go to our company in Africa and see how our workers been faring

The white master is here, blow some trumpet Hallelujah.


Drabeey was Here

Zero sense..
Why your mumu forefathers allow themselves to be slaved.
Those Africans that were recently deported from Isreal are originally asked to come continue from where your forefathers left in 21st century and they never resisted just like the way your forefathers failed to strongly resist.
Harry married one of your sister, left the royal family and he's here today to support his wife in tracing her root. But all you could spew is trash.

Nahunger:


Oil money sweet oo...

The real oil owners still dey chop watery beans, while this Alhaji use am build house of gold...

Is Nigeria not wonderful 😊

You billionaires sold you out, they chose money over you guys.

Fineman2:
Women are too cunning and dishonest

Yeye specie..
Very dishonest set of being..

PureFace1:


First how did you hack your wife call ?

with which technology ?

I know he won't answer that why I did not bother to ask.
I seriously need that technology.

Iykegodslove:
Good day everyone!! I am emotionally shattered as I type this message. I have been suspecting my wife for years now but no concrete evidence to confront her.

There is a boss of my mine who happens to be our family friend. Each time he calls my wife, she deletes the call history immediately. This has been happening for years but I keep quite because i love my wife and my children so much.

Of recent, i decided to know what is happening by hacking her call with him. Lo and behold, they are into deep relationship that my wife calls him baby. Infact, sleep has gone out of my eyes and am thinking of how to deal with the situation.

It should be noted that i am not working under the man in question only that we are church members and he has rendered countless of help to me. I am wondering what puts my wife into this mess. I am graduate but i decided not to work for anybody but to focus on my farming. I am doing well financially bcs i can boost of 500k or more every month. We are not lacking anything at all.

Please house ignore my typo and help with good advice.

Note: i dnt want to divorce my wife and am ready to forgive her bcs she has been of great help to my success and moreover, i love my family very well. What should i do to stop them?

If you're ready to forgive her, don't confront her.

123yes:
Do you have sense at all. No nation no town no Village, no state will ever develop without strangers. Lagos is very lucky to have located strategically that made visitors to rush there and help develop Lagos. How many Yoruba persons get property in Lagos

Stop been childish.. All those stupid Igbo you people always claim to be a developers came from nothing and became something in lagos.
Let them pack their goods back to trench let see if their customers nationwide will follow them their.
Yoruba tolerance is what brought about lagos developments not Igbos claiming to be developers.
Almost all wealthy Nigerian have property in lagos because Yorubas are not concerned with the fruit of your labour. They'll hail you, you can employ them as whatever you want in their state/region and they don't mind. Wealthy igboman in the north cannot treat Almajiri anyhow. I swear, the igboman go collect.
So you guys should start giving the respect and credit to Yorubas.

Foolish politician talking to Foolish supporters. How can you be changing Engine of vehicles bought brand new.
How? I ask again.
How can he come publicly to say he changed Toyota Prado and Toyota Hilux Truck engine. Government house have standby mechanics who check all the cars before and after any outing.
The engine oil, the tyres, the AC etc.

Praxis758:
All states are not equal in terms of their FAAC and IGR, however states like Delta, Akwa Ibom, Rivers, Lagos shouldn’t have any excuse in paying any minimum wage approved by the FG.

Any governor from the aforementioned states that can’t pay the minimum wage should go for psychiatric test.

States like Kogi , Zamfara should be excused and exempted?
If you're not the governor, just keep quiet.
What have those small states done with their FAAC since last one year. Tell me what Yaya Bello did in 8year, What did Bello Matawalle did for Zamfara in 8year, What did Orton did for Benue in 8years, What Gaidam or Mai Mala Buni did for Yobe in 13year. Zulum with BORNO ravage with war, we all still see what he's doing.
The list is countless.

Righteousness2:
Fake news..

Indians , Africans, philppines etc in very high numbers are queing to come to ISRAEL to replace the Palestines in Israeli farms.
Their numbers far exceeded what was needed in ISRAEL.

ISRAEL took off the palestines because investigation revealed many of them were involved directly and indirectly in tgw oct 7 massacre.

Mumu.. you hear Isreal, all the asshole see is holy land and God's own people according to King James who abuse his mum severally.

JAYMMO:
The late princess visited Nigeria in 1990..'' Hmm, who knows what took place behind doors!

Raw werey..
In the year 1990, a princess from UK visited Nigeria. She got fascinated and lust which led her to knacking a cute handsome Igbo guy of Omoluabi Extraction.

ebufa:





This lady na confirmed Igbo woman...no trace of the dreaded agbado lips on her!!!

She's fulani 100%

TheWinterBird:
Inappropriate is an understatement. Shame on him.

Tell us how you're disciplined and we will tell you it's inappropriate.