₦airaland Forum

sosiqdude:
Mikel slow obi...

He has been in chelsea since 8 year and haven't score up to 10 goals..

What a disgrace

Eeehhhnnn.... Leave am for me. I like am so.

Hmmm..... E be like say na Assina turn to finish below 7th this season o!

Come o! Wetin happen naw? 5goals in how many minutes?

sosiqdude:
I wonder why people compare him with mikel obi

Leave my Mikelis for me o!

mukina2:
chesney is na idiotttt

Assina see what you have caused

sosiqdude:
No update for here...


Man city (3)..sunderland (0)


Yaya toure na wicked man with no heart...

See as he won tear the net with his wicked shot..
I dey fear that guy oo

I swear, that guy is unstoppable!

Chei! This thread dry pass okporoko

TDstarr:
prevention of what?? nawa for una mind o, i can sleep with my sister on d same bed am not a dog i am a human being, haba

As in ehn? This world don spoil finish sha.

tchidi:
Abia state...

*slips on armour and anti-yab shield*

Lol!
make I just pity you small because of my mum.

tchidi:
If I tell you, that's the end of my peace of mind!!
Nothing works in my state..

Wetin be this one? Na make I pity you if I finally find out your state? Spill jor! I promise I no go yab you too much

nuesmann:
HABA,,DIAMOND BANK ?#100MILLION?THAT ISNT POSSIBLE,,IS IT A CASH CENTRE? NO BRANCH CAN KEEP SUCH A HUGE SUM OF MONEY IN THEIR VAULT

Ignorance....Smh

tchidi:
Fujirice my new friend, bia kwa o!!

Free me jor! At least its not as the Asian plane that is missing with more than 155 persons. Or is it worse than a ferry that was on fire with up to 300 trapped inside?
I'm not saying its not a bad news though but....
Come o! Where are you from sef? I need to be returning these shots you've been firing me since

tchidi:
I like the way you gist... you know book o!! So una can sabi book like this?

*runs off to ntsurakpa without my slippers*

Happy Sunday!

Better come wear slippers before you wounjure yourself

tchidi:
The first one she saw was fine and new, but no toilets! She finally settled for this one cos it had 1 and a toilet space so she installed one more.... when we had to move, same issues...

If we could talk more outside this forum, i'll shock you with other archaic practices. :p

Your head there! You want to yab my state of origin BA?
Its allowed sha.
Happy Sunday

tchidi:
Opposite the FGGC, some buildings there... I'm trying not to be specific so no one traces me!
But I swear, it's the truth. She got a 4BD flat that had just one toilet, so she opted to put one extra. It was the house of a famous chief, a traditional ruler, won't mention his name.

Lol! See how you are contradicting yourself? Thought you said there was NO toilets at all that your mum had to install one?
See, we may be among the youngest states in Nigeria and be collecting the smallest allocation but I can sure tell you that we are not as backward as some our counterparts. Cheers!

tchidi:
It's Izhiangbo, but according to what we were told, they (I think the white man) changed it to Ezzamgbo.

Lol! Yea you heard right.
Now which part of Izhiangbo did your mum not find a house with toilets? Still on the matter

tchidi:
So you think I'm lying?? That's funny. You should go to Ezzamgbo and check then...

I am from 'Izzhiangbo'. Which part are you talking about? Yes its Izzhiangbo and not Ezzamgbo.

vivalavida:
See yoruba mentality.
So they have to subsidize the price of toilet facility for you pple?
Chai!!!

Some pipo don't have shame walahi.

tchidi:
Share my comment?? I didn't do that... why would i?
Is my moniker now Busoye??
I should SMH for you instead..

OK my bad but if you had at least tried to do little research, you'll find out that after the civil war, pit latrines were abolished in the south East less to talk about no toilets at all.

tchidi:
Houses without toilets!?? Like Ebonyi state..

When my Mum went house hunting, out of 4 houses she checked, just one had a toilet!! She had to have one installed in the house she finally rented.

And you had to share your own comment to make it look credible? SMH for you

Call me senile but I suspect that NOSIKE of a guy. If you you ask me, I'd say that some important documents have exchanged hands all in the name of armed robbery. That shot to his leg is to make the story believable. If I am wrong, I am sorry for this comment. But I think he should be investigated vigorously.

Those guys on the front page are crazy!! Chisos!!! I yaf died with laf, awoke n died again.
OP kpele, that is nairaland for you. Do not take their yabbings too serious

eduxerxes:
See how my day's going here...I can never be distracted by anything

Hihihihihi.....show off!

Kirinwa:
Men and their fish brain.

This one got me lmao!
Women have been looking for an opportunity to call us this since

OZAMMS:
POINT OF CORRECTION THE ROAD IS NOT FULLY DUALISED THE PARTICULAR SECTION YOU MENTION IS STILL UNDER CONSTRUCTION WITH VALLEYS AND RIVER ON ITS SIDE REASON FOR THE GRID LOCK.OBJ STARTED D PROJECT GEJ IS TAKING CREDIT FOR ITS COMPLETION

Who are these guys? Does it matter who started what and who completed what? What I want is developmentt!!!! Gawd!!!! You guys don't know when to stop really.

OP, I was on that road and in the said holdup today too but you just overexagerated everything, haba! The road in question has not been fully demacated hence the reason why commuters jumped lanes even onto the shoulders. And for you to mention some transport companies as the ones that are the cause and giving praise to another is pure biase if you ask me. The people I blame for the whole mess are those guys with sirens. And again the police,nscdc and the rsc's response was not timely at all. But in all I thank God that we all got out of it. God bless us all.

adebayor1490:
A free kick for stove

kennytidistar:
i woo anywhere, I'm a man, you gat to have the key to unlock the car. the techniques

I taya o! I don even woo geh for her mama burial

Yawns

OP challenge accepted!

Rubbish!! Newcastle only come alive when they see Chelsea with that yeye Cisse.......mtschew!!!