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Emproxy:
Yea, we have.
Am an imaginative Copywriter.
Let's talk.
WhatsApp /call 07066091812

I am a careless old man.
Cant use the type of phones you
guys use so i am not on whatsapp

Let us use email bt if not convenient
for you I will get to use somebody's
phone tomorrow.

I have a sales page that can be improved upon.
Do we have top-of-the shelf writers here?
Aim. To improve conversion.

Does this guy know the meaning of fresh?

Timi1990:
Message me on WhatsApp . I can pay for you here while you credit my naira account.

thanks
whatsapp no or email.

coolcatty:
You obviously didn't call afikuyomi,dele momodu and the other APC guys that the Loretta women have exchanged words with "women beaters".....its ffk that u can run ur putrid mouth on.......shameless human being like you....ur double standards sucks...no wonder u r called afonja.

Momodu, Afikuyomi are gentle men.

FFk is brilliant but the way he uses
words at times is too vulgar for a former
minister of this country.

As a husband and father, he is below average.

Now we cannot use Banks ATM to pay on line.

I do not have paypal neither do I have dollar ATM.

I have to pay $5 at upwork.

Anybody here who can pay for me and get the Naira.

Thanks

forreelinc:
Which kind bank be that shei na blood bank or sperm bank

I'm just curious

None of the above, yet a bank.

Go read the article. It is no gimmick.

Yes, you can start bank with as little as 500k and it will be legit.

You see, I kind stumbled on an old way of doing this and I thought
no wonder Lawyers make tons of money. Knowledge is power.

Since I wrote this article, I have helped set a couple of guys up in this biz.

You may want to read the article here
http://www.naijabizideas.com/how-to-start-a-bank-with-500k.html

I am not a friend of Melaye.

But I think the guy is brilliant and very articulate
having watched in on the floor of the
house his 3rd class notwithstanding.

I particularly enjoyed the way he tore the
customs policy of seizing old vehicles on the road into shreds.

He has a head to make a 2:1 if he had chosen.

This is a slip. Let us give it to him.

PulseWeb:
am done.... http://naijabizideas.com/ is back online

You can change your login details now. both cpanel and wp-admin

thought it was over but site down again this morning.
please show me how to revive it if its down like this
till I get somebody to fix it permanently.

Caustics:
Can you believe this.

The monarch have about 5% allocation to
their local government.
Babangida administration started that.

In addition, the governors indirectly give them part of
the security vote even though this is not as a rigjht

This Elgushi is a special breed sitting on a vast premium
land and in Lagos you know what that means.

The school owner is not experienced.
I own schools and will not sack a good teacher for that.
The proprietor just sacrificed the teacher to please the parent.
Sometimes you stand up to defend your staff.

This confirms Buhari is gravely ill.

This meeting is to decide who succeeds
Buhari should the worst happen.

Very unfortunate these three have to
decide our future

Many people think Yahoo is all about email.

At least that was my thought during my early
years on the net. With time I discovered that
Yahoo has in its bowel some golden nuggets
marketers can only ignore at their own peril.

Used properly one could generate 500
unique visitors a day and make a decent living.

I have written an essay on this.

Find it here.

http://naijabizideas.com/discover-yahoos-golden-nuggets-internet-marketers-ignore-peril.html
.

PulseWeb:
am done.... http://naijabizideas.com/ is back online

You can change your login details now. both cpanel and wp-admin

Jez. Thanks and God bless you beyond your imagination.

Another guy just called to help and told him you were on it.

Thanks to both of you.

PulseWeb:
I CAN LOOK INTO IT

ok what a I to do?
Send the wp admin details?

My site will not load for 24 hours now.
I was getting HTTP ERROR 500.
I deactivated all plugins and rename the htacess and back
Still no dice.

My host advised I reinstall the theme, according to them
'Files like wp-blog-header.php are not present in your Wordpress Installation'

I tried to do the re installation, I couldn't for fear of losing the customization

Can an of you webmasters help?

I am an old man but I think one of you guys should try a
site like upwork for us here, more so as it is getting difficult to pay on the net.

If we had one here, I would have just gone there and source for a freelancer.

Business name is very important and many people expend resources n it to gt it right

Before you give your business a name you may want to read this

http://naijabizideas.com/giving-your-business-a-name.html

There are thousands of biz you can do with N3M

Some of them have been mentioned here but there are other things to consider.
Passion, interest, location etc.

Do not just pick a biz because somebody has done it successful.
You need diligence test and has to be well thought over.

This book has helped many like you and may want to see it

http://naijabizideas.com/profitable-small-medium-businesses-in-emerging-economy

Today we conclude our series on
'Businesses That Can Never Fail, Even If You try To Fail'.
Today is part IV.
Read it here. http://naijabizideas.com/1759.html

On Tuesday we started a series on

‘Businesses That Can Never Fail,
Even If You Try To Fail’.

Today is part 3.

Part 4 and the last will come tomorrow.

http://naijabizideas.com/businesses-can-never-fail-even-try-iii.html

Yesterday we started with the first part
of this topic because of the length.

Here is the second part.

http://naijabizideas.com/businesses-can-never-fail-even-try-ii.html

I have worked on some businesses that have stood the test of time.

They have a high margin of error and you can hardly fail even with
minimal effort. These are businesses that thrive anywhere anytime.

I call them FEET. Long write up but we have split it into 4 parts.
Here we are, find out what they are here.

http://naijabizideas.com/businesses-can-never-fail-even-try-fail.html

prahcetomi:
Two army trucks and a black van conveyed them to the firing spot. Oyenusi was in the black van. In seconds, three soldiers flew out of the army trucks and proceeded to the black van inside which was Nigeria’s most dreaded armed robber. The soldiers came to a screeching halt and stood at attention by the van. All of a sudden, one of them let out a shrill command! The door was flung open and slowly, Oyenusi appeared from within the darkness of the Black Maria. As if the heavens were in concert, dark clouds had formed over the Bar Beach. He was cloaked in a dark long-sleeved shirt and his hands were tied behind his back. He spotted a pair of dark loafers and his trousers were wrinkled. Sweating profusely, he kept throwing fast glances around as if he was looking for someone as he surveyed the crowd who had thronged the beach to simply see him die.

As the soldiers grabbed and tied him to the pole, he was still scanning through the crowd. One of the giggling spectators in the crowd whispered to the next ‘Who is he looking for?‘. Smartly, seven soldiers formed a lethal line in front of Oyenusi. A soldier let out a fierce command to the sharpshooters. All of them took aim at Oyenusi. The next voice reverberated all over Nigeria:

‘Fire!’

Like an electrocuted being, his body shook vigorously as he slumped and went limp around the pole that held his remains.

For a man who said bullets had no power to penetrate his skin, he slumped in seconds, surrendering to the high-velocity missiles directed at his mortal vessel. His fragile human body could not withstand the pitiless hail of gunfire, amplified by the metallic drums behind them. Some of the robbers refused the final blessings from the priest while some of them look clearly frightened as the soldiers aimed at them. The basic human instinct of survival betrayed their emotions. Some others shouted their protests and defiance to the last as live cameras of the journalists sent the gory details to those at home watching the spectacle on their black-white television sets.

However, Oyenusi, who confessed that he joined the armed robbery business in 1959, was not to die alone. He was to end his journey on earth with six of his other gang members whom he had led to their last robbery at the WAHUM factory at Ikeja, Lagos on the 27th March, 1971. These included:

-Joel Amamieye

-Ambrose Nwokobia

-Stephen Ndubuokwu

-Philip Ogbolumain

-Joseph Osamedike

-Ademola Adegbitan

Amamlaye was a former Personnel Manager at WAHUM where they robbed while Nwokobia was the gateman at the same place. During the robbery, they killed a police constable named Mr. Nwi. An eighth man, Isaac Ekwunife was also executed for robbing a man of a car in Surulere, Lagos in early 1971.

By the time the guns stopped vomitting the bullets, Oyenusi and his cohorts were dead bringing to a total of 70 armed robbers executed after the Nigerian Civil War ended in 1970. As hinted earlier, death by firing squad was the order of the day as at that time. Following Oyenusi’s execution, the Information Officer stationed at the Nigerian Embassy in Washington DC, Femi Davis was interviewed on the matter. He said:

It is the law to shoot persons convicted of armed robbery, that is the robbery with armed violence. The law was passed last year by the Federal Government because we wanted to make it tough for criminals who began preying upon villages and people on the highway looking for easy money.

Oyenusi, the man also known as ‘Dr. Rob-and-Kill’ and his gang met their brutal end at the hands of a 14-man firing squad on the serene Victoria Island of Lagos. According to one of his defence lawyers who visited him while in jail, Oyenusi was imprisoned for the first time when he was 21. He then escaped and was imprisoned again. He escaped AGAIN and was imprisoned AGAIN. He escaped about eight times and then he decided to become an armed robber and that gave him the cloak of invincibility for some time. According to Ebenezer Babatope, former Minister of Transport in his book, The Struggle for Power in Nigeria, Oyenusi told journalists minutes before his death that he would never have become an armed robber if his parents were rich enough to sustain him in the secondary school. He also confessed to taking part in ten major robberies and murders over a period of six years (Africa Research Bulletin, Blackwell, 1971).

Nigerians now travel with fear (some families have even banned night travels) and move with trepidation while the security forces are either too demoralized, outnumbered (which serious nation of 170 million on earth will be policed by 370,000 police officers, does that make any ‘zenze’? Russia with about 143 million people has almost one million police officers equipped with armed helicopters, A-91 rifles, Makarov and Grach pistols, armoured vehicles, police buses, carbines, vans, all-terrain vehicles (where are those ALGON police jeeps Obasanjo bought?)) or under-armed to launch any reasonable counterattack or simply join ranks with the lawbreakers. Hopefully, a time will come when Nigeria will be rid of this vermin called armed robbery (and yeah, pen robbery too).

No, he didn't slump in seconds.
It took 98 bullets to finish him.

BuariCopyPaste:
Buhari should be included as defendant...

After all his wicked policies made those young men unable to buy ordinary phone .

Unserious fellow.
This is not abot pone, it is about greed.
The thief wanted iphone 7 wan he could only afford Nikia 3310

This internet thing na wao.
Many type from their anus.

Pig.

Read why nobody is lifting a finger to help her
https://www.nairaland.com/3720335/kemi-olunloyos-masquerade-flogged-everybody

In Yoruba culture, we believe that masquerades come from heaven and that they are not human beings. That is why they cover their faces, so that even if the person inside the masquerade regalia is your father, you pretend you do not know him. As far as you know, the masquerade is ara orun {entity from heaven}

Now, masquerades have power, we believe and they can use their whip to flog and whip anybody within reach. But with all these powers, the masquerade knows there are some people he dare not touch with his whip. He dares not whip a senior masquerade who is for the moment a human being because he is not in their regalia, he does not harass the moriwos (people in their masquerade fraternity, and won’t whip a babalawo and of course he has to bend down in abeyance to the Alaagba who is the head of the moriwos.

Continue here
http://naijabizideas.com/kemi-olunloyos.html

Efon Alaaye if in Ekiti state.

sharpboyus:
Try and delete any recent uploaded plugins tru ftp

Thanks. I met it working this morning.