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CrimeRe: Maryam Sanda Organizes Birthday Party For Her Daughter, Alisha, After Release by fuke(m): 3:06pm On Mar 10, 2018
They are wasting too much time to ha-g this girl
RomanceRe: What A Guy Did To A Lady For Telling Him Thank You After Fetching Water For Her by fuke(m): 2:54pm On Mar 10, 2018
Remember the principle of just enough
CrimeRe: Woman Kills Her Husband After Sex In Kaduna For Impregnating Her Friend by fuke(m): 1:53pm On Feb 26, 2018
Sleep in a separate room from your wife.
There is no love anywhere apart from your parents.
You only need these devils because of children.
FamilyRe: Couple Spent N3m On Wedding But Got Evicted Weeks Later Cause They’re Owing Rent by fuke(m): 7:59am On Feb 26, 2018
dingbang:
obviously people don't get to study the book "rich dad, poor dad"
No they wont.
They would rather have an empty 3k bag
than have a 300N one with 2700N inside.
PoliticsRe: Abba Kyari Reacts To Comment About Him On Facebook From Someone He Helped by fuke(m): 9:06am On Feb 22, 2018
PrettyCrystal:
Nigeria's favorite crime buster, ACP Abba Kyari, has reacted to a comment made by someone on Facebook about him after helping the person two years ago. According to the Assistant commissioner of police, Abba Kyari whose name brings fear among men of the underworld, the Facebook comment really touched him.

Abba Kyari who is the head of the Police IG's Special Intelligence Response Team (IRT) shared what the person wrote. Read below;

This comment on Facebook from someone we helped almost 2 years ago Truly Touched Me. Thank you Mr Humprey for appreciating Our efforts. May GOD bless us all, Ameen.

“He is unlike the regular Nigeria Police we all know and dread. I remember on June 14, 2016, some group of kidnappers came to my father’s house in Egume, Kogi State and after robbing everyone in the house, took my father away. I was called after 2 days to pay a ransom of N15million.

The kidnappers, after collecting some money, refused to release my father. As luck would have it, I stumbled on ACP Abba Kyari’s mobile number. My wife and I called and he picked. After narrating our ordeal to him, he promised to help and true to his word, he did act. A man I’ve never known and had no relationship with. He mobilized his men from Abuja to Egume in Kogi State and engaged the kidnappers. In the process, 3 of the kidnappers lost their lives and some of Abba Kyari’s men injured.

He personally sent me the picture of the dead kidnappers as well as his men’s vehicles sprayed with bullets by the kidnappers. Thank goodness, none of his men lost their lives.

My father was eventually freed and was brought to Lagos. Abba Kyari offered to speak with my dad to lift his Spirit. Before I encountered him, I used to believe that if you are not high up there, police would never come to your assistance but ACP Abba Kyari proved me wrong. He demonstrated that all humans are equal.

My father is alive today because of Abba Kyari and his Team. I do not know How to thank him but I believe some day, our path would cross again and I would let him know how much he means to me.”


Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/02/nigerias-crime-buster-abba-kyari-reacts-comment-facebook-photo.html
God don't take me away before this boy becomes our IG
TV/MoviesRe: Black Panther: How Africans In America Dressed To Go See The Movie by fuke(m): 11:54am On Feb 21, 2018
Make sure your papers are ok.
Immigration will be there o.
PoliticsRe: ‘Petrol Queues, Power Failure Will Persist Without Adequate Pricing’ - Kachikwu by fuke(m): 11:49am On Feb 21, 2018
Nonsense,
rubbish,
gibberish,
balderdash,
blarney
claptrap,
RomanceRe: My Fiancée Is Requesting For 500K Before She Can Accept My Wedding Proposal by fuke(m): 9:06am On Feb 20, 2018
bidv:
Nairalander I bring greetings from the other side,

I have this lady I'm currently in relationship with for 2 years now, early last year I proposed to her and she said "YES" following that I introduced her to my family and the both families got to know each other, December we Did a mini introduction (Knocking at the door), my plans is for us to get married this April. My overall budget is 2M for everything (I don't want to spend too much for wedding). Now the problem is, my fiancée is asking for 500K to buy her personal needs for the wedding that's excluding her family lists. She said without the 500K she's not interested in the wedding. I believe she's asking because she knows I have it. I really love her and I don't want to loose her, should I give her or I should let go? Please I need a good advice of what to do.
2million naira for wedding?
Madness.
Why so much noise.
Success f a marriage is not determined by
how much you spend and how much noise you make.

If you have 3000Naira, do not buy a 3000Naira bag.
Instead buy a N300 one and have 2700Naira in it.

If I were her, I will ask for 5M.
You guys marrying girls with money will learn the hard way.
CelebritiesRe: Professor Akinwunmi Isola Is Dead! by fuke(m): 2:18pm On Feb 17, 2018
Raw talent.
RIP
CrimeRe: Two Nigerian Romance Scammers Arrested In Bangkok, Thailand (Photos) by fuke(m): 3:25pm On Feb 10, 2018
BankeSmalls:
Let the government provide young people with jobs and enabling environment to earn money legally. The police and other security outfits keep frustrating businesses, leading young people to go and commit crime.
Nonsense.
You commit crime because you want to.
SportsRe: PHOTOS: Nike Unveiled New Super Jersey For World Cup by fuke(m): 8:08am On Feb 08, 2018
Miss.
Too dull
PoliticsRe: No Ethnic Group Can Beat The Fulani, The largest Ethnic Group In Nigeria - Bello by fuke(m): 11:04am On Jan 29, 2018
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Vs Obasanjo: Who Is More Powerful In The South West? by fuke(m): 11:57am On Jan 26, 2018
Tinubu is the boss in SW
and bnot by yards but miles.
BusinessRe: What To Do If Your Creditor Resorts To Self-help Or Chases You With The Police by fuke(m): 11:25am On Jan 22, 2018
369x:
nice one
what is nice in refusing to pay a debt.
PoliticsRe: Fayose Imposes Yearly Registration Fee On Herdsmen In Ekiti by fuke(m): 11:08am On Jan 22, 2018
I am an Ekiti man and do not like Fayose for a kobo.

But I must admit, he is making me proud the way
he is tackling this Fulani wahala.

Some deep thinking there.

Oskokomole, Irumole tonje Grand rice.
BusinessThe Doctor Who Invited Another Doctor Not To Treat His Patients But His Hospital by fuke(op): 9:42am On Jan 13, 2018
There was this hospital in Lagos doing very well for itself.
Not an A-list hospital with world class equipment and technology
but it was flourishing and the way it was going it was a matter
of time to catch up with the likes of Eko Hospital, Reddington
Hospital and Lagoon Hospital, Apapa.

But there was a little problem.

https://naijabizideas.com/the-doctor-who-invited-another-doctor-not-to-treat-his-patients-but-his-hospital/
EducationRe: My NECO GCE Result Without Any Expo by fuke(m): 10:09am On Jan 12, 2018
BiafranBushBoy:
okay. Let me just assume it was someone else.

You tried, keep it up and don't rest till you gain admission.

God be with you. lalasticlala, let's celebrate this young chap.
No, he wont gain admission.
There is no science subject there.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: "I Am Eating Suya With Your NNPC Application Letter For 2017 Job" by fuke(m): 8:13am On Jan 09, 2018
GavelSlam:
No I will not.

I insist there are people who have been employed by NNPC who knew nobody before getting the jobs.
Leave them with their silly stereotype.

My two sons, chartered accountants
work in A class companies without knowing anybody.

My friend's son got enlisted in the air-force without anybody.

Another guy, a son,s friend got into air-force and now
based in Port-Harcourt. Funny thing is, he was living in Ekiti
when he did the form completion and interview.

Its not all man no man.
FamilyRe: Who Is To Wash The Dishes In This Scenario? by fuke(m): 9:14am On Jan 04, 2018
IF you do not know who to wash the dishes
you are not ripe enough for marriage.
So go wast the dishes yourself.
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Angry About His Son's Accident, Blames Security Aides by fuke(m): 12:59pm On Dec 29, 2017
trolley:
Does this clown even understands anything about security protocol? A security officer is beholden to the whims of their principal. His professional service exists upon the agreement of their principal. He offers protection/advice which can be accepted or declined by his principal.

Don't blame your son for lacking the foresight to restrain his excesses.
The aide can stop his principal, if he believes
his principal's life is in danger.
That is his primary duty.

Aids to president Vladimir Putin of Russia once prevented
him from disembarking a plane because he was drunk of
excessive Vodka and they feared he could fall down.


In this case the aides erred. They should not have
allowed the boy ride a power bike at 8pm.
The boy also erred on the side of excessive freedom.

Dagrin would not have died the night he died if he
had had a professional manager with him the night he died
because he would have stopped from driving while drunk.

So who is the clown?
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid And His Son, Boluwatife Balogun On Stage: Sola Ogudu Reacts by fuke(m): 1:23pm On Dec 27, 2017
Agadsman:
There's nothing that money cannot buy
Including happiness?
Mumu
Foreign AffairsRe: 10 Unexpected Facts About North Korea That We Had No Idea About by fuke(m): 1:45pm On Dec 25, 2017
NO 11. Kim Jong Un, Executed his uncle for disloyalty.

Some years back, Kim Jong Un, acused his uncle of disloyalty.
Got him convcted to death.
Form of execution. He famished 300 hounds for 3 days.
On the 3rd day, he threw his uncle to them alive.
PoliticsRe: Eight APC Governors Will Join Atiku By February 2018– PDP Chieftain by fuke(m): 10:32am On Dec 22, 2017
wristbangle:
I stopped reading where he mentioned bola tinubu may defect to pdp...

If these guys continue in this manner, this time around their defeat will be massive.
I did same.
LiteratureRe: Our Rebellion Against Soyinka, Achebe – Osundare by fuke(m): 8:07am On Dec 21, 2017
[quote author=MrHistorian post=63474041]Mr Man. .Come down to Nigeria and witness the decay of the system.

He will reside in London and be spewing thrash.[/quote

O God.
Do you know this man?
Have you read about him?
Nobody in Nigeria has a mouth big enough to say this about Osundare.
I pity you people.
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BusinessRe: Innoson Vs GTBank: EFCC Arrests Innocent Chukwuma In Enugu (Photos) by fuke(m): 11:16am On Dec 19, 2017
sarrki:
Sir read again

He's in Lagos

It may be that of Efcc ,sympathizers or anyone

Being a car maker is not a must to use your brand

Though its good to be an ambassador of your brands
If you make a car, it is sacrilegious for you and your family to use another brand.
If you do, you are simply saying the other car is better than yours.
PoliticsRe: Babangida To Atiku: "Forget Your Presidential Ambition". Angry Atiku Shuns Press by fuke(m): 10:20am On Dec 08, 2017
ibedun:
This news will harm Biafrans. AtikuChukwu see ya life.

But wait o! This country is run by a cabal of ex military generals.
Those are the votes that matter
PoliticsRe: Which Is The Most Developed Geo-Political Zone In Nigeria? by fuke(m): 1:15pm On Nov 30, 2017
BeeBeeOoh:
You are free to compare southwest to southeast when she must have suffered what southeast suffered, picked up and rebuilt her cities with her sweat without waiting for the government to do so for her. Thanks
no be you want fight war?
WebmastersBook Cover Designer Needed by fuke(op): 11:42am On Nov 28, 2017
I have a book I have been selling on the net for sometime
but inside me, I know the cover is not good enough.

Do we have book cover designers here with high tech
software to design a top of the shelf cover for my book?
PoliticsRe: Nndigbo: Why We MUST STOP Saying Lagos Is No Man's Land by fuke(m): 12:52pm On Nov 21, 2017
MightySparrow:
Nonsense thread. Igbo's made Lagos what it is now. Igbo man will one day rule in Oba of Lagos's palace.
Oh yes.
After the second coming of Jesus
PoliticsRe: FFK: "Osinbajo Is A Pernicious Liar, Sanctimonious Self-Serving Dwarf" by fuke(m): 2:36pm On Nov 08, 2017
FFK, you lose respect every minute.
PoliticsRe: PDP May Move Against Governor Fayose by fuke(m): 12:12pm On Oct 25, 2017
oluseyiforjesus:
Visit Ekiti n u will love fayose
What is there to love?
Most useless overhead bridge in the world when completed.
Weed ridden Igosi resort.
6 months unpaid salary.
PoliticsRe: Lauretta Onochie Mocks FFK - "Jonathan & Southeast Leaders Have Denounced IPOB" by fuke(m): 8:24am On Oct 24, 2017
morereb10:
Presidential aide on social media, Lauretta Onochie has lashed out on Femi Fani-Kayode, former aviation minister, for describing President Muhammadu Buhari as a “closet radical Islamist and Christian-hating mass murderer and salafist.”

Fani-Kayode on Sunday, October 22, shared a tweet where he said President Buhari was and I quote; “Christian-hating mass murderer.” Reacting through her Twitter handle, Onochie asked the former minister to get a life since the IPOB he was allegedly using as a tool to fight the government was no more.

Sharing Fani-Kayode’s post, she tweeted:

“There’s life after IPOB. get a life, Femi Fani-Kayode! “Igbo traditional leaders, south east governors, Igbo opinion leaders and even His Royal Cluelessness, ex-pres. Goodluck Jonathan, have all denounced your boy, Nnamdi Kanu and his idea of Biafra.

“It’s over. Go to rehab, clean up and get a life. Thank you. You are a Christian. Your are also a criminal.”

Editor's Note:

Frankly, I am indeed disappointed of how Nigeria government has degenerated to this kind of stupidity. Even if former government officials are bent on throwing tantrums, (which is what they are suppose to do as opposition parties) does that make the incumbent government stupid?

How can this lady be insulting an ex president of this country Goodluck Jonathan officially? Yes he can be insulted on social media and other places by the citizens but not through official channels and her words are too harsh. She can insult FFK, I don't care but an ex president? He is not his mate for God sake.

What do you think guys?


more @ http://www.exlinklodge.com/2017/10/presidency-mocks-ffk-ex-pres-jonathan.html
Its ok for FFK to insult a sitting resident but Onochie cannot call GEJ clueless.
Editor, do you know how many times Buhari is abused on this platform daily.
Hypocrites all

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