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Mutemenot:
Who knows him in UK? It's only here in naija that we glorify wealth

He has the money to buy big security
and convoy of vehicles,

If he chose to be simple, lets give him some credit.

Killurself:
The sex didn't stop her from marry, she will marry before many people who criticize her.

You will marry her

debris:
Photoshop fake with the second pics.


Meanwhile even if na her boobs she can still be a virgin some female with natural soft boobs seem to have breast like that unlike the strong boobs pointing..

For not sleeping around in that house nt getting loosed to be bleeped by the Tobi guy I still believe her virginity story.


Wanting me to believe it the guy that bleeped her should come out publicly and show us proofs thats wat we have been waiting for that for weeks since she said that yet no guy.

Case closed she is a virgin stop hating bitter souls

no responsible man will come out and say that
if e does he will be tagged 'kiss and tell' and that is no commendation.
the girls will descend on him.

those boobs are not green.
they are used.

Lend not borrow

My daughter should be on the list.
She practises in the states

Yinkame123:
Na wao what is happening to education in Nigeria? Am surprised that many nairalanders see this write up as a support for Buhari and an abuse on Pastor Tunde Bakare. For heaven sake this is an allegory. An average literature student wouldn't find it difficult to read between the lines.

Do not mind them.
1/4 baked graduates will come here and spew trash.
Write-ups like this exposes their ignorance.

OpanachiOzohve:
He would not have been a nuisance if he had been pro-Buhari?

This is satire my brother

They are wasting too much time to ha-g this girl

Remember the principle of just enough

Sleep in a separate room from your wife.
There is no love anywhere apart from your parents.
You only need these devils because of children.

dingbang:
obviously people don't get to study the book "rich dad, poor dad"

No they wont.
They would rather have an empty 3k bag
than have a 300N one with 2700N inside.

PrettyCrystal:
Nigeria's favorite crime buster, ACP Abba Kyari, has reacted to a comment made by someone on Facebook about him after helping the person two years ago. According to the Assistant commissioner of police, Abba Kyari whose name brings fear among men of the underworld, the Facebook comment really touched him.

Abba Kyari who is the head of the Police IG's Special Intelligence Response Team (IRT) shared what the person wrote. Read below;

This comment on Facebook from someone we helped almost 2 years ago Truly Touched Me. Thank you Mr Humprey for appreciating Our efforts. May GOD bless us all, Ameen.

“He is unlike the regular Nigeria Police we all know and dread. I remember on June 14, 2016, some group of kidnappers came to my father’s house in Egume, Kogi State and after robbing everyone in the house, took my father away. I was called after 2 days to pay a ransom of N15million.

The kidnappers, after collecting some money, refused to release my father. As luck would have it, I stumbled on ACP Abba Kyari’s mobile number. My wife and I called and he picked. After narrating our ordeal to him, he promised to help and true to his word, he did act. A man I’ve never known and had no relationship with. He mobilized his men from Abuja to Egume in Kogi State and engaged the kidnappers. In the process, 3 of the kidnappers lost their lives and some of Abba Kyari’s men injured.

He personally sent me the picture of the dead kidnappers as well as his men’s vehicles sprayed with bullets by the kidnappers. Thank goodness, none of his men lost their lives.

My father was eventually freed and was brought to Lagos. Abba Kyari offered to speak with my dad to lift his Spirit. Before I encountered him, I used to believe that if you are not high up there, police would never come to your assistance but ACP Abba Kyari proved me wrong. He demonstrated that all humans are equal.

My father is alive today because of Abba Kyari and his Team. I do not know How to thank him but I believe some day, our path would cross again and I would let him know how much he means to me.”

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/02/nigerias-crime-buster-abba-kyari-reacts-comment-facebook-photo.html

God don't take me away before this boy becomes our IG

Make sure your papers are ok.
Immigration will be there o.

Nonsense,
rubbish,
gibberish,
balderdash,
blarney
claptrap,

bidv:
Nairalander I bring greetings from the other side,

I have this lady I'm currently in relationship with for 2 years now, early last year I proposed to her and she said "YES" following that I introduced her to my family and the both families got to know each other, December we Did a mini introduction (Knocking at the door), my plans is for us to get married this April. My overall budget is 2M for everything (I don't want to spend too much for wedding). Now the problem is, my fiancée is asking for 500K to buy her personal needs for the wedding that's excluding her family lists. She said without the 500K she's not interested in the wedding. I believe she's asking because she knows I have it. I really love her and I don't want to loose her, should I give her or I should let go? Please I need a good advice of what to do.

2million naira for wedding?
Madness.
Why so much noise.
Success f a marriage is not determined by
how much you spend and how much noise you make.

If you have 3000Naira, do not buy a 3000Naira bag.
Instead buy a N300 one and have 2700Naira in it.

If I were her, I will ask for 5M.
You guys marrying girls with money will learn the hard way.

Raw talent.
RIP

BankeSmalls:
Let the government provide young people with jobs and enabling environment to earn money legally. The police and other security outfits keep frustrating businesses, leading young people to go and commit crime.

Nonsense.
You commit crime because you want to.

Miss.
Too dull

robosky02:
http://www.championnews.com.ng/no-can-win-us-nigeria-fulani-national-leader-bello-brags/

Let Bello go and read the story of Israel and Arabbs

Tinubu is the boss in SW
and bnot by yards but miles.

369x:
nice one

what is nice in refusing to pay a debt.

I am an Ekiti man and do not like Fayose for a kobo.

But I must admit, he is making me proud the way
he is tackling this Fulani wahala.

Some deep thinking there.

Oskokomole, Irumole tonje Grand rice.

There was this hospital in Lagos doing very well for itself.
Not an A-list hospital with world class equipment and technology
but it was flourishing and the way it was going it was a matter
of time to catch up with the likes of Eko Hospital, Reddington
Hospital and Lagoon Hospital, Apapa.

But there was a little problem.

https://naijabizideas.com/the-doctor-who-invited-another-doctor-not-to-treat-his-patients-but-his-hospital/

BiafranBushBoy:
okay. Let me just assume it was someone else.

You tried, keep it up and don't rest till you gain admission.

God be with you. lalasticlala, let's celebrate this young chap.

No, he wont gain admission.
There is no science subject there.

GavelSlam:
No I will not.

I insist there are people who have been employed by NNPC who knew nobody before getting the jobs.

Leave them with their silly stereotype.

My two sons, chartered accountants
work in A class companies without knowing anybody.

My friend's son got enlisted in the air-force without anybody.

Another guy, a son,s friend got into air-force and now
based in Port-Harcourt. Funny thing is, he was living in Ekiti
when he did the form completion and interview.

Its not all man no man.

IF you do not know who to wash the dishes
you are not ripe enough for marriage.
So go wast the dishes yourself.

trolley:
Does this clown even understands anything about security protocol? A security officer is beholden to the whims of their principal. His professional service exists upon the agreement of their principal. He offers protection/advice which can be accepted or declined by his principal.

Don't blame your son for lacking the foresight to restrain his excesses.

The aide can stop his principal, if he believes
his principal's life is in danger.
That is his primary duty.

Aids to president Vladimir Putin of Russia once prevented
him from disembarking a plane because he was drunk of
excessive Vodka and they feared he could fall down.


In this case the aides erred. They should not have
allowed the boy ride a power bike at 8pm.
The boy also erred on the side of excessive freedom.

Dagrin would not have died the night he died if he
had had a professional manager with him the night he died
because he would have stopped from driving while drunk.

So who is the clown?

Agadsman:
There's nothing that money cannot buy

Including happiness?
Mumu

NO 11. Kim Jong Un, Executed his uncle for disloyalty.

Some years back, Kim Jong Un, acused his uncle of disloyalty.
Got him convcted to death.
Form of execution. He famished 300 hounds for 3 days.
On the 3rd day, he threw his uncle to them alive.

wristbangle:
I stopped reading where he mentioned bola tinubu may defect to pdp...

If these guys continue in this manner, this time around their defeat will be massive.

I did same.

sarrki:
Sir read again

He's in Lagos

It may be that of Efcc ,sympathizers or anyone

Being a car maker is not a must to use your brand

Though its good to be an ambassador of your brands

If you make a car, it is sacrilegious for you and your family to use another brand.
If you do, you are simply saying the other car is better than yours.