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WebmastersRe: WP Admin Malfuntioning by fuke(op): 11:26am On Mar 28, 2017
talk2hb1:
If you can ftp into your server, just go to installation directory -> wp-contents-> plugins
Move all your plugin to another directory on your server and check your site again, else you have been... wink
Thanks. I met it working this morning.
For next time, tell me how to ftp into my server?
BusinessWhy Your Business Name Can Kill It Before It Starts. by fuke(op): 11:02am On Mar 28, 2017
I have seen many business names, from funny to ridiculous.

Many of our business guys do not seem to appreciate the
importance of naming a business. This is a part of the setting
up you have to devote a lot of resources, time and even
money. You may want to read this article.

Why Your Business Name Can Kill It Before It Starts.

http://naijabizideas.com/giving-your-business-a-name.html[/url]
BusinessRe: FG Bans Importation Of Packaged Tomato Paste by fuke(m): 10:57am On Mar 28, 2017
Nigeria throws out the water i the house when they
hear the rain is gathering.
What happens if the rain does not fall?

Do we have enough canning factory?
WebmastersWP Admin Malfuntioning by fuke(op): 11:10am On Mar 27, 2017
Experts here.

I have been battling with my wp admin for days.

It would not load pages and posts

At times if you click a function like plugs in, it says not found.
At times when you click view page, it boots for eternity and return 500 gateway

From many tries these are what were returned.

The naijabizideas.com page isn’t working

naijabizideas.com didn’t send any data.
ERR_EMPTY_RESPONSE

Just now, when i wanted to go to plugins, it returned not found

When I studied the edit page, I got this
Saving has been disabled until you’re reconnected. We’re backing up this post in your browser, just in case.

Can expert webmasters help. I can let you in into my admin, iy you are sure you can help.
Thanks.
PoliticsRe: Harvard University Denies Dino Melaye Ever Studied There, Only Attended Seminar by fuke(m): 11:47am On Mar 22, 2017
Akainzo:
I truly can't believe that the person that typed this went through a university. How can you equate attending a seminar to studying for a diploma, talk less of a degree! Na wa!
Tell him again.
You can attend a 2 week seminar and sleep through out.
PoliticsRe: Certificate Scandal: Dino Melaye's Profile Altered By Senate On NASS Website- SR by fuke(m): 11:43am On Mar 21, 2017
bigtt76:
Exactly my thoughts too grin That 1970 is just a placeholder year for the website. Maybe they're trying to update the true graduation year grin
That they put 1970 in all in sinister.
They wanted to hide something.
Let them put the actual years.
BusinessRe: Anyone With Ideas by fuke(m): 8:30am On Mar 21, 2017
Think promoting forex trading is banned here.
There are more businesses you can do in Agricunture,
buying and selling, internet, communication without
taking a risk you cannot measure.
You may want to check here for profitable ideas.
http://naijabizideas.com/profitable-small-medium-businesses-in-emerging-economy
BusinessRe: Become A Successful Entrepreneur And Make 15k Weekly by fuke(m): 8:17am On Mar 21, 2017
Why don,t you come clean about the business and make decision easy.
Get profitable biz ideas here.
http://naijabizideas.com/profitable-small-medium-businesses-in-emerging-economy
Christianity EtcRe: Sex Scandal: Apostle Johnson Suleman Is INNOCENT Based On Evidence In This Repot by fuke(m): 8:44am On Mar 08, 2017
Based on these 2 areas, I think the apostle is clean even
though he acted carelessly considering his standing.
1. If he wanted a male child he would not have asked
her to abort as she claimed.
2. Now, I am nowhere near the Apostle in means and
fame but if I waned a male child desperately I
wont want him mothered by a stripper.

Apostle acted carelessly, he should buffer himself
with assistants who will protect
him from blackmailers like this
PoliticsRe: Stop Praising Osinbajo, Nothing Like 'Osinbajo Administration’ - APC Group by fuke(m): 9:21am On Feb 27, 2017
They should stop praising the man.
If there is any success now, its Buharis success.
They should stop this dangerous game lest they cause a big rift between the two.
PoliticsRe: I Attended Akeredolu’s Inauguration For Yoruba Unity — Fayose by fuke(m): 1:57pm On Feb 25, 2017
I am beginning to like this my governor, if only he talks less.
Bi ere bi ere, this boy will become a statesman.
Weldone my governor.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu In Akure Airport For Akeredolu's Inauguration(photos) by fuke(m): 7:27am On Feb 25, 2017
You cannot but respect Jagaban.
Or new Awolowo.
May your reign be long.
PoliticsRe: Fayose Prevents The Arrest Of Johnson Suleman By DSS by fuke(m): 8:02am On Jan 25, 2017
I am not a fried of Fayose.
But this my governor got guts.
Irunmole to nje jollof rice oko
awon darandaran.
Christianity EtcRe: Flying In My Dreams by fuke(m): 2:05pm On Oct 30, 2016
My brother listen to otemanuduno:
You are destined to be great.
Not conquerable by enemy.
I am 60+ and still defy gravity in my dream
I am not Dangote but I am well respected in the community.
PoliticsRe: Fayose Blasts FG, Miyetti Allah Over Threat On Ekiti People by fuke(m): 6:13pm On Oct 25, 2016
My Governor.
I am not your best admirer
but on this I am on all fours with you.
PoliticsLawyers In Messy Bars And Judges On Broken Benches by fuke(op): 12:07pm On Oct 20, 2016
The first time my friend entered a court, he decided he would be a lawyer. You talk of ambience, you talk of honour, you talk of respect and integrity, the profession of law had it all then.

Deep in knowledge, rich in intellect and profound in native intelligence, my barrister friend is a complete gentle man who is at peace with himself and his environment and who you would ordinarily have expected to be made a SAN many years back. But over the years, I have searched in vain for his name on the silk list. I wondered then why such a man with over 3 decades in practice is not in that privilege group but now I wonder no more.

I have gotten the answer; my friend is too noble to be a SAN.The wigs are no more white and the gowns are in shreds, no thanks to the barristers themselves.

http://naijabizideas.com/lawyers-messy-bars-judges-broken-benches.html
PoliticsRe: Precious Chikwendu Denies Her Account Was Used To Launder Money by fuke(m): 7:52am On Oct 19, 2016
Justnice11:
Read the statement released...

[b]
"The assertion by one Wilson Uwa who is supposed to be the spokesman of the EFCC that Precious Chikwendu's Access Bank account was used to launder Jonathan campaign funds or funds from the NSA's office and that approximately 2.4 million naira balance was found in the said account at the time of her arrest is a lie from the pit of hell. The said account was opened in 2005 at Onitsha when Precious Chikwendu was about to start at the University of Calabar. At that time it was not known as Access Bank but Intercontinental Bank.

The account was used by her from 2005 till 2012 when it was abandoned and went dormant. It was not utilised or activated again until August 2016 when small deposits of between 200,000 and 500,000 were made into it and the total amount that entered into that account over a period of 2 months was approximately 4 million naira.

The money was spent on looking after the family, paying staff salaries and to buy groceries. Consequently at the time that the account was frozen last friday the amount that was left in it was 95,000. She was not notified about the freezing of the account until someone paid 200,000 into it on saturday. The money entered the account but after that it could not be accessed. She decided to stop at the bank on her way out of Ado Ekiti on monday in order to know what was going on and she was then detained and offered to the police and EFCC, together with her 8 month old son Aragorn, for arrest.

The total amount that was in the account at the time of the arrest was 295,000 naira which is approximately 600 USD. This is reflected in the screenshot above together with the relevant dates.

How Wilson of the EFCC arrived at his figure of 2.4 million being in the account at the time of arrest is mind-boggling and absurd. It is nothing but a shameless and barefaced lie and he and the organisation that he works for are nothing but pernicious liars. It is equally absurd to suggest that the said account had anything to do with Jonathan Campaign funds or Dasuki NSA funds given the fact that the said account was not even active or functional between 2012 right up until August 2016.

The Presidential campaign took place in 2015 and at that time the account was dormant. At the time that she abandoned and stopped using the account in 2012 Precious Chikwendu had not even met Chief Fani-Kayode. The lies of the EFCC on this matter are sickening and they are wicked and sadistic people.
Wilson's assertions are just one example of such lies.

The only reason that Precious Chikwendu's bank accounts were frozen and she was subjected to such inhuman treatment is because she is married to Chief Femi Fani-Kayode who is a politician and a leading member of the opposition. They wanted to punish her and their 8 month old son Aragorn just to hurt and spite Chief Fani-Kayode"-[/b]

Chinenye Okechukwu, Special Assistant to Precious Chikwendu.

http://www.mytrugists.com/2016/10/fani-kayode-wife-shares-account-balance.html?m=1
500,000 deposit, small amount
4m transactions in 2 months.
500, 000 withdrawl on 10/10/16
Does she work with Shell?
Notice this account was not flagged before now.
But when EFCC noticed they are moving our money
around they stopped them.
Kudos to EFCC.
RomanceRe: Evangelist And Medical Doctor Get Married After 10 Years Of Dating by fuke(m): 7:18am On Oct 18, 2016
Marry someone who can get angry with you and protect you with his own life at the same time.[size=20pt][/size]
That is it boy, but how many are they out there?
PoliticsRe: Fayose Steps Out In Military Outfit, Nigerians React (Photos) by fuke(m): 8:00am On Oct 14, 2016
soberdrunk:
angry From a very educated gentleman to a camo wearing, kpomo cutting, judge beating, insubordinate loud mouthed governor, Ekiti kete!! Ta ni ese'?
Awa no o mo o.
Ojuti yi poju.
Afi kolorun gbani.
PoliticsRe: Fayose Reacts To The Release Of The 21 Chibok Girls by fuke(m): 7:56am On Oct 14, 2016
PassingShot:
Our governor has gone mad again.

And this one na some person papa o. Chai Chineke!
Indeed my governor has gone mad again.
CelebritiesRe: Ruth Kadiri's Armpit Hair Sets Fans' Tongue Wagging (Photos) by fuke(m): 4:05pm On Oct 11, 2016
TunezMediaTV:
Despite the fact, Ruth Kadiri tried to defend herself by stating that it was for only a movie, her fans and followers on social media have been giving her beauty tips on how to maintain a clean armpit area, with many of them planning to help her buy shaving products.

Ruth Kadiri is pictured on set with Kenneth Okolie on her coming movie with full armpit hair which was obviously giving her companion nightmares.

The movie title still remain undisclosed but fans have been giving Ruth some suggestions based on the scene she shared on social media...

See below ...


http://www.tunezmediablog.com/2016/10/actress-ruth-kadiri-clapback-at-fan.html
Nothing wrong as long as the armpit hair is clean.
And this one is clean.
PoliticsWhy Tinubu Will Sing Their Nunc Dimittis by fuke(op):
Those who think they can demystify Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu by reducing his influence in APC using subterfuge better have a rethink because the man will sing their nunc dimittis.

They miss the point completely. Asiwaju Tinubu is not just another politician but the unofficial national leader of the Yorubas and this the supposed traducers and loyalists-turned renegades will soon find out to their chagrin.

To this writer Tinubu did not make a mistake to help Buhari get the presidency because a devil was better than GEJ and I could have helped even the Satan to replace the Otueke man at that time. But how were we to know that so soon, they would start to bite the fingers that fed them. The rumours had been around a while but many including this writer disbelieved it.

How were we to know that a President many of believe could not lie would approve subterfuge to influence the outcome of a state’s primary. How were we to know that our hope could influence the outcome of tribunal as many people are insinuating in the Kogi debacle.

I had thought that no-matter how long, Faleke would win at the end of the day because it was such a straight case. Now, the Supreme Court had put an end to any hope of righting the wrong. Abuja did that and got away with it and now Ondo.

Asiwaju being a democrat had congratulated the winner not knowing that the list had been manipulated from Abuja. Even when the committee sitting over the petitions voted to redo the primaries, the chairman went ahead to submit Barrister Akeredolu's name. With that singular act, they had destroyed APC.

Now, no party chairman could have taken such drastic action without getting the backing of the president and this bothers me and should bother all of us who had put so much trust in this presidency. So the president is just another one of them after all?

And with this many things are falling into place. The trial of Saraki which has suddenly lost momentum, the suspension of Jubrin without a finger being raised at Aso rock, the seemingly high handedness in the handling of Dansuki’s case, the loud silence of the presidency over the monstrous atrocities of the Fulani herdsmen, the nothernisation of juicy posts etc. You cannot be rigging primaries and profess accountability and claim you are fighting corruption because rigging an election is corruption pesonified. If you are coming to equity, you come with clean hands.
Could we have entered another one-chance as some pundits have said? My fear is this, if we miss it this time we may have missed it forever.

Back to matter at hand, if the presidency thinks the Yorubas will abandon Tinubu and live him to fight this battle alone, they are mistaken. Already Femi Fanikayode has spoken and so also pa Adebanjo and these are not Tinubu's political friends. Others are bound to follow suit.

As for the Abuja Yorubas in this plot, they should sit down and read their history. This same Asiwaju discovered and made all of them politically. To have sided with some powerful forces to undermine Tinubu is tantamount to treachery and history, particularly Yoruba history is never kind to traitors.

Those who did same to Awolowo regretted their action and their generations are never really assimilated by he Yorubas and are being treated as political outcasts. Their political end will not be any different. Asiwaju will sing their nunc dimittis as we celebrate their political eclipse.
CelebritiesRe: Twitter Poll On How E-Money Makes His Money (Photos) by fuke(m): 3:54pm On Sep 29, 2016
decatalyst:
When will people start minding their business?

Staying out of peoples business saves you extra time for a productive endeavor.


Who wants their success to shock the world?
It is our business because the guy crave publicity so he is answerable to the public.
PoliticsRe: Edo Governorship Election: Unofficial Results - By Naij.com by fuke(m): 6:20pm On Sep 28, 2016
I think most of these results are for Benin area and APC is not strong here.
If it is this close here then PDP will lose.
PoliticsRe: Corruption And The Audacity Of Patience Goodluck - By Gbenro Olajuyigbe by fuke(m): 11:01am On Sep 17, 2016
vincent10:
Trash.
If she is corrupt, why not charge her.
Are the likes Amaechi and Tinubu better than her?
If your janjawiid president have the guts let him touch her.
Efcc is a witch hunt and a tool to suppress opposition.
1. of course, they will eventually touch her
she made that easy
already her security details have been invited

2. efcc only witch hunt thieves like Patience
there are hundreds of pdp walking free
PoliticsThis Is Why Ekiti State Will Never Be Great. by fuke(op): 11:25am On Sep 16, 2016
I stumbled on some statistics on the six Sw states.
The revealing table is titled Civil service Efficiency.
You will discover one of the reasons why my state is
not moving forward as they say.

The article 'This is why Ekiti state willnever be great@ is here.
http://naijabizideas.com/ekiti-state-will-never-great.html
CrimeRe: Missing Person in Ikorodu area of Lagos!!!! by fuke(m): 11:15am On Sep 16, 2016
Sorry, we pray for god protection and safe return.
HealthRe: Sunmolu Beckley Honoured In Canada, A Street Named After Him (PICS) by fuke(m): 5:07pm On Sep 03, 2016
[quote author=Pause4GG post=49041632][/quote]wonder how u guys get past the moderators
CareerRe: Horrible English On Nairaland by fuke(op): 3:34pm On Aug 30, 2016
Kgdavid:
Here is a screenshot that shows you just how "great" the software you are depending upon is.

Is what i typed into it proper grammar? Yet it says there are no problems or errors with it.

Like i said, you think you are doing me but the joke is on you. Better forget about the young ones. You yourself need to de-pollute your grammar!
Ok ‘Prof’’

Let us take this further.

The software did not fault your sentence because it treated the word ‘ways ‘ as a group.
In that case, it will OK the sentence.

Now, because the software suspected deficiency in the sentence, it suggested an alternative.

Please see line three of the attachments, you will see where it suggests alternatives and the alternative given.

In the two examples I used earlier, it did not suggest alternatives. That is the difference.

Be rest assured dear 'prof', my English grammar is Ok, not perfect but not horrible.

WAEC said so (A3 1971) and Ezine articles too.(Expert Author)

So long.

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