₦airaland Forum

'Prof'

Let us close this.

For academic purpose,I have taken your challenge
and replaced lanuage with grammar.

Attached is what I got.

Again, it says the sentence is OK.

My intention was not to down-talk anbody.
Rather,I love to see Nairaland at the level of
forums like Warrior and Blackhat.

Young ones should come here and pick some
tricks in English rather than getting polluted.

I hope this settles it.

Best of luck

Kgdavid:
lol.

That is because the software cannot read your intended meaning and therefore cannot detect your first mistake, which is that you used "language" in place of grammar.

The real meaning of what you typed into the system there, is that a particular language (such as english or french or yoruba or igbo), is a terrible and horrible thing to start the week with. "Language" in this context is a perfectly discrete item and you can use "a" with it, since there are many individual languages.

Now, to further demonstrate the errors you are making, go ahead and enter the same sentence into the software but replace language with grammar.

Be kind enough to post the results here where your done.

'Prof'

You get plenty time o

I am sure you are not saying the software is wrong.

This software used all over the word says the sentence
is OK and you went bla bla again.

Me, I tire o. Go to Oxford and teach English.

Kgdavid:
1. You mean grammar not language
2. Language as used in that context is a continuous noun and you cannot use "a" with it. ie, you should have said "What a terrible and horrible language grammar"

So you see, you are part of the problem.

Sorry, 'prof' I disagree.
Perfect sentence.
At least, so says Ginger, net no 2 grammar checker.
See attached

mtngloetiartel:
kikikiki! Thank you jare!

Do not jubilate too soon.

The 'pfof' cannot be serious.
He is only dancing to the gallery.

This is allowed, especially if you are just
green from the university and you are here to
impress the opposite sex.

In all honesty, you can interchange both words.

The sentence is perfect.

See the attached.

Ginger is the second grammar checker
on the net after grammarly and it says
nothing is wrong wth it.

[img][/img][img][/img]

Bethelwealthy:
a video upload has 36K "likes" and you are here posting and celebrating few comments that abhors PDP.
How abt you show all the comments, both for and against so we can be sure of what side the pendulum swings....................
Better be prepared for a defeat...........
its coming!

They like the creativity of the video maker and not PDP
I like it and will never vote PDP.
It shocks me that some sane people can stil defend PDP with all these reveations.

The first topic I read this week is this one about late salary
payment by the Federal government.

What a terrible and horrible language to start a week with.
From the topic right to the end, rubbish.

See the headers for example.
Re: Have Anybody Receive Salary Yet..federal Workers Only
It shoud be, Has anybody received salary yet?

Unless this person is a cleaner in an office, he or she does not deserve
any salary in any Federal set up.

And do not give me the crap that language does not matter.

There is a minimum standard and this guy doesnt seem to have it.

Again, was the moderator sleeping?

The language on this thread is horrible.

Im is too small for a supermarket with the cost
of goods unless you are thinking of a corner shop.

As for saloon, where are you establishing, how much per head, then what are you adding again.

Go learn the trade first and stay there always. People can be smart

Arrant nonsense.
At times this president disappoints.
I am one of his admirer and defender,
but sometimes he puts me in a tight corner.
This is another one.

emorse:
This doesn't guarantee gold. A mere waste of funds.

So who takes the gold then?
In this games, only the USA basketball team can beat USA basketball team.

astute07:
Really, it isn't o, say u v not seen.

yes, in Bola ge Market here in Ibadan,
it is no secret a man is married to twin
sister whom sister was formerly the mans wife.

FFk, I Like your writings.
But because you stink from Dansukigate,
you have no moral podium to stand n to preach.

Go use your talent to write fiction

Why did God give us these kind of men as leaders.
Melaye belong to the zoo.

When you want to marry a woman, know her mother.

jrusky:
These pictures I'm seen here don't really represent anything to me but wait a minute those from that state that I have read their comment honestly you guys I'm ashamed of you so are you telling me now APC that has relegated themselves to nothing but a clowns and liars is what you want right now Or will you open your eyes as educated as you are to join the league of Hausa/Fulani servants or worshipers If other tribe called you slaves now you will be angry it's so sad when I see the Yoruba people I so much respect downgrading themselves so low in this manner it's so shameful. PLEASE WHAT A HELL ARE YOU PROTESTING ABOUT PLEASE GIVE ME ONE REASONABLE REASON

Are you people telling me it's only Ekiti state that has failed to pay salary please name one state from the North that has ever raise their voice against their governor in current Nigeria situation Why are you people behave always so daft sorry to say this. Fayose must go please go where Go so Tinubu can extend his Lordship Go so Hausa Fulani will act as usual master upon you So you are so daft to know all APC want is Fayose death simply because APC don't want anyone to challenge them or criticize them They systematically kept FFK off and Fayose is the next simply to unleashed their reign of terror the more on Nigerians honestly I really sorry for you people this was your usual lifestyle to "rejecting your own and embrace another man things".

Fayose has be the best governor Ekiti has ever had in recent history all what he did before he was maliciously impeached then could not even be manage by any of his predecessors the worst is that big tongue donkey ,outh called Fayemi but now you people carrying useless placard displaying you silliness and stupidity again. Tinubu will come don't worry he will take over again nd turn you all to his subject as he did to Osun, Ogun and Lagos. Fools. This was what you people did then during Shagari NPN and Awo UPN when Omoboriowo turned Ondo State then to war zone to please Shagari I heard lot about that situation then but yet you people don't learn. Abeg make una waka one side plsss.

You are a disgrace to your teachers.

olapluto:
Fayose bring out rice. These people will fall in line and sing your praises. Ekiti oniresi.

I am an Ekiti man but i like this.
Ekiti oniresi, that is what we are.
Alatenuje

You wont get better acts than this.

This is what you get when you make a
tokunbo seller a governor.

The clown is building flyover in a town with
fewer vehicles than you have in oke oko, a
surburb of Ikorodu.

Waste.
Misplaced priority.
We don't need a flyover in Ekiti.
All the vehicles in Ekiti is not up to 50%
of that of Egbeda local government in Ibadan here.

Committed Teachers.
You have my respect.
When I read news like this, I keep faith with Nigeria.
God bless u all.

Samtobh:
Nice write-up OP.
Well, your assertion may not be so true about the class of degree discrimination.
I've applied to more than 500 jobs online with a CV always restructured, well-furnished and updated. Ye, no single invite.I've even veered off my field into some areas I consider can boost one's chances but dear, the same issue keep coming up.
To add up, I have a diploma in computer engineering, learnt HTML/JavaScript/CSS programming, HPLC/GC-MS/AAS analytical methods, and possess a first class degree.
Feb.14th will make it 2 years I did my POP,still in my parent's House.
So, my dear, God blessed you at the appointed time.

Go start Jamb coaching in your room.
Personally handle the subjects covered in your course.
Let your prospective students know you have a 1st class.
They will beat a path to your place.

Fake plate number.

Lowo is t0o handsome for this scrap of a murderer.

naija8080:
They are confused...don't know what they want.

The confusion shows in the type of development they
have compared to other states.

The best houses the Ibos have are in the west.

Yorubas take calculated risks.
We do not fight wars we will not win.
We like to fight without using the gun.

We are waiting for the time the Ibos will produce
2 presidential candidates for the two top
parties as the Yorubas did during Falae and Obasanjo contest.
That achievement was through intellectual warfare.

Going into a gun battle with a knife is crass stupidity.

This your Kanu is a gonna.

Bugatie:
Don't tell me that Ekiti people are fools and please avoid crying more than the bereaved.

Help yourself and locate the next transformer

Yes, we are fools to allow this cerebral lilliputian
continue disgracing us all over the place.
jobless governor gatecrashing into a naming ceremony.

MadCow1:
Nice..

So please find out if a tricycle would help him. Or ask him what can help him in his business.

A tricycle will definitely be of help.
It will widen his coverage and make mobility easy.
God bless you as you help.

Fani-Kayode could be useful at times.

afrguse:
ggghagga

ole

Integrityfarms:
Poverty is a bastard. That was how I was waiting for a bae like that in our office gate after we had closed for the day. I spent over 30 mins waiting, only for the babe to come out and we we're talking but in less than 5 mins a guy with an suv just drove out of the office and so she flagged the guy down and off she went. I felt the ground should swallow me up. But thank God levels Don change. Owu no good at all o. Get money first before love

Boy tell them again.
Seek Economic power first and all other things shall be added onto you.

No girl who loves you does that unless the male is her father.
It is another w of telling you do not measure up.

FlyboyZee:
Source: http://sunnewsonline.com/new/i-had-orders-from-above-to-make-sure-metuh-arrived-court-in-handcuffs/

If you are Dumb we are not.
No comptroller will talk like this even if it was true he was given the order.
He is knowledgeable enough to give a more diplomatic answer.

vivianblog3:
Quoting http://www.thisdaylive.com/articles/remove-fayose-and-face-fire-ekiti-assembly-warns-buhari/230797/

Cc; lalasticlala

Buch of illiterates.

House full of unlettered carpenters, bricklayers and spent 419ers.

What do you expect?

vivianblog3:
Am a blogger , Not a user ok , Thanks

Is that why you should have 25 user names?

And so proud of it.

Nairaland needs some sophisticated software to filter out these multiple registration.

We should start doing things decently.

Thanks