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That Dangote's advert cracked me up




Lalasticlala, ishilove ,seun

MrsPhyno:
Fine face matters in marriage o. For the sake of the children. Very selfless reason

That awful moment when all schools in town refuse to admit your child you can't attend church with him or her without the congregation chasing you out saying church is no place for demons you can't go market with the child.......


In fact the consequences are numerous

MrsPhyno:
I am someone who claims to be attracted to weird faces but that man is just too ugly chai

whoever marries that man has did that at her own peril just imagining how their kids will look like sef will give you nightmares

MuhdG:
Wow! Check www..fm there a lot of 2015 movies there

But this link......Films din nada nauyi!!!! Am using hotspot naga zai cinye data ne

GAY! GAY!! GAY!!!

Oyind17:
I'll go with the handsome dude.
That one na every night vigil

Lol badt gurl

What actually am seeing there are cupholes not potholes try drawing an erect d!ck in Nigeria roads and I assure you that d!ck will go flaccid without any official noticing it seff

My eyes can't believe what they're seeing

Peachess:
Ask Google

Ask gurgle

Durent:
i heard dat!

See how f.arano threw your thread into joke section

Stephansmily:
And what is this doing on the romance section??




This should be moved to the crime section.

The dude is crazy

I can't believe it Cork has changed....

We have more than enough reasons to be grateful

I love this





Cc:ishilove, lalasticlala

MrsPhyno:
What is it you want

Hook me up with your sister that will do

Sabrwahaqqo:
He be like say your eyes is faster than your brain to be sayinq what's not cos what I wrote was Trailer driver not Truck pusher !
That said, I'm dead sure you won't worth the cleaner of an Hausa man wey get upto 5 oil tankers and numerous heavy duty vehicles too tho. So, you can imagine the level of the 'begetter' of the yansh Iam talking about.
Peace!

Just swerve Mr..... I see no point of dragging you into an argument now...... Just go and sleep duh!!!






My apologies truckpusher it was a typo error

MrsPhyno:
Okay I'm listening

What happens when if you lose

I don't lose I always win just tell me what are going to give me when you lost the bet

MrsPhyno:
Lol......
u wan try me ?

Not just trial I wan bet you

Sabrwahaqqo:
Heeeeeeey! I'm feeling what it would look like when a volcano meets a tornado cos af this fallacious outburst o. Hausa yanshes wey be say trailer drivers dey knack anyhow for road side park 4 North na hin you wan they decorate 4 hia? Abeg repackage your thoughts and find another one talk!!!

*goes back to ghost mode till further notice*.

Just read what wrote there again ''Truckpushers dey knack for roadside'' And what made you think I do poor dirty girls The ones you're talking of Mr are mostly hawker(some of them hardly shave seff)...... When I say fulani girls I mean the middle class or rich ones duh in short the ones that pass class precisely!!!

DashMeYansh:

Fulababes don't like Hausa boys
Dem fit do me bad

Fulani girls are hard to catch duh If I must I admit!!! Very stubborn I don't even think you can lure one to bed seff

MrsPhyno:
You this Fulani man

You wan make them disgrace me again

I have left them to each other, they deserve each other

If I woo you, you no go only trip you go fall join

They may not have told u but my mouth sweet pass honey

Easier said than done

DashMeYansh:

You fit hook me up
Fulani babes are the only thing
Missing in my Sexlife now

Lol, that's only if you can come to north

MrsPhyno:
Isi gini? Good bawo? You say wetin ?

He can keep his wife I no send them

I have someone else in mind

Woow! woow!! Woow!!! Gist me who's the lucky duh??

Gurgle:
I already have his affection, no wooing necessary

MrsP who is smiling up there like a confused antelope should go and sit down

Lol , Mrsphyno.... Tighten your belt well, this wouldn't be going be easy as we speculate it to be

DashMeYansh:

Good how Fulani babes for ya side

Girls dey oo aswear

MrsPhyno:
*modified*
For where

C'monn gurgle will make a good rival..... Just try her

DashMeYansh:

IT seems you had too much kunu today?

I will pretend I didn't saw that

DashMeYansh:

IT seems you had too much kunu today?

I will pretend I didn't see that

Mrsphyno and gurgle will be wooing imlegend1

Beamborla:
It's seem your brain is still hot
You got it right


How was your exams? Hope you didn't copy his/her matric number as well

I've been busy. Plus, NL isn't just rocking my world anymore.
Good to have my broke ass nigger back.

Lol, Let's pray I didn't photocopy the whole questions instead of the answers........


I'm glad my boss is back
Cheers

Beamborla:
Sweetheart, you just disappeared just like that.
Why na?

Awayu?

I've been busy with exams lately but am done now!!! I hardly see your posts now too I deduce you've made some dough and you don't wanna be talking with broke ass niggaes like us