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RomanceRe: I Want To Teach Nairalanders How To Make Money At The Confort Of Their Home by Functionoftime(m):
PhonesRe: NEW MTN 4GB For 1000 Valid 30days Legit by Functionoftime(m): 10:45pm On Apr 07, 2020
Before you waste your 1k, just know that it's sim selective
PhonesRe: Why Nigerian Like Glo? What Is Good In Glo? by Functionoftime(m): 7:15am On Mar 30, 2020
Roon9:
It used to be 6 months or have they changed?
Yes. It's now 90days
PhonesRe: Why Nigerian Like Glo? What Is Good In Glo? by Functionoftime(m): 7:15am On Mar 30, 2020
Satan66:
How? shocked
Just get a new sim, recharge and subscribe. To continue enjoying the offer, you must change your sim after every 3 months
Cc: blessedvisky
PhonesRe: Why Nigerian Like Glo? What Is Good In Glo? by Functionoftime(m): 5:10am On Mar 30, 2020
OluwasureGig:
You probably use a new Glo sim
Sure na. To continue enjoying the offer, you must change sim every 3 months
PhonesRe: Why Nigerian Like Glo? What Is Good In Glo? by Functionoftime(m): 11:04pm On Mar 29, 2020
Satan66:
Im using glo right now, sometimes the terrible Internet speed can make you run mad but they give great data plans.
2.3gb for #1000+free credit to call and message?
An OUTSTANDING deal I must say, something most Network providers can't do.
2.3gb for 1k?
I get 3.8gb for 1k on glo
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by Functionoftime(m): 6:53pm On Mar 28, 2020
[quote author=ityP post=87857884][/quote]Nothing special. I don try different formations tire, they still beat me whenever they want. I believe I'm yet to fully grab the game play because it was like that with fifa14, several years back, until I got a sure way to score goals, then I started beating them anyhow.
I wish I can see how you score goals.

PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by Functionoftime(m): 5:56pm On Mar 28, 2020
ityP:
Lol. I get sweet players already, I no know Wetin I go use the coins do Sef
Make we see your squad and formation
TravelRe: I Am Traveling From Asaba To Onitsha Today, This Is How Prepared I Am (Photos) by Functionoftime(m): 3:58pm On Mar 28, 2020
topsquino:
I've been on this platform since 2007. Thank you Seun for Nairaland.

I feel this is the right time to give back to the community.

I'm doing a 1 MILLION NAIRA giveaway today by 6pm

Please check my post today 6pm so that you won't miss out.

You can also check my profile to confirm my credibility.

I clean like slate and gentle like dove.
There's a group on Facebook called , where single mothers and widows are begging for money just to feed their child/ren.
If you are serious, please visit the page. So many people need you there
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by Functionoftime(m): 5:00am On Mar 26, 2020
TrebleChamp:
Is there any offline PES football games, me no get data to burn on top PES 2020. Thanks
Is like 10mb per day too much?
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by Functionoftime(m): 4:58am On Mar 26, 2020
abdsamad:
Also, stop arguing about pes jere.
Just download battlecity n enjoy ur life
Pictures please. There are many battlecity games online
Foreign AffairsRe: Coronavirus: Trump Bans Travel From Europe To Us by Functionoftime(m): 5:32am On Mar 12, 2020
The only solution to the spread of this virus is to ban global travel. Everyone should remain where they are. If this was done earlier, we wouldn't have found ourselves in this situation
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by Functionoftime(m): 6:49pm On Mar 09, 2020
genius43:
If it is PES 19 and FIFA 19 oceanofgames dey there but no crack for 2020 titles yet
Thanks bro
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by Functionoftime(m): 4:45pm On Mar 09, 2020
genius43:
Cracked version for an online game?
My oga, na PC ooo, not mobile phone.
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by Functionoftime(m): 3:56pm On Mar 09, 2020
Guys please help me.
Where can I download PES or FIFA 2019 OR 2020 for PC?
But I like PES more.
Cracked version.
AgricultureRe: 500,000 Naira From One Plot Of Land In 90 Days. by Functionoftime(m): 12:30pm On Feb 17, 2020
okoroemeka:
With our never ending quest to touch #500k from one plot of land we have reviewed our spacing and planting strategy and found loopholes after careful experimentation on a smaller farm we decided to shrink our previous spacing even further,the result is 3,190 crops in a land measuring 104ft by 51ft,and fully covered by 1000 meter's of drip tape and also we planted at 50/50 ratio cu 999(a proven old school monocieous variety) and lion seed popular f1 a high yielding PF variety,we have known this tight spacing will work now in the dry season,but another good question is will it work during the rainy season?I think the answer will be a capital NO!
What would be the ideal spacing for rainy season?
AgricultureRe: 500,000 Naira From One Plot Of Land In 90 Days. by Functionoftime(m): 12:29pm On Feb 17, 2020
Silvereze:
That means I wasted space
Kind of but carry on with your project, nothing do you.
AgricultureRe: 40 Cucumbers Per Plant And 12kg Tomatoes Per Plant by Functionoftime(m): 10:18am On Feb 16, 2020
Liftitupo:
Did you read where okoro told first told him he is like his old time prof with books covered with dust.,? grin i laughed so much then. Even okoro still talked that 40 cucumber is not possibe. He attacked pisto many times. He started what he could not finish. You all took over his fight. Why did he start it? Pisto nature is no nonsense but he is a very kind man. I think you dont like him because you fall into the group of those with low budget. If you are a successful farmer, you will appreciate him.
Ok Pisto, it's OK. I don't want to be involved in all these.
We would be glad if you can continue your teachings, we really miss them.
AgricultureRe: 500,000 Naira From One Plot Of Land In 90 Days. by Functionoftime(m): 10:02am On Feb 16, 2020
Silvereze:
I'm following the footsteps of one of my boss in the industry, okoroemeka.

I have to thank Okoroemeka for his guidance when I run into challenges. I've learnt a lot from him. I've also learnt from many other people silently building knowledge.

These are pictures from my dry season cucumber project in Benin city.

The younger ones are mydas rz f1 planted on 20/01/2020
From your last picture, are you sure you are not wasting space?
I saw your post on Facebook and I wanted to ask but I decided not to because you barely respond to questions
AgricultureRe: 40 Cucumbers Per Plant And 12kg Tomatoes Per Plant by Functionoftime(m): 9:55am On Feb 16, 2020
Liftitupo:
Even okoroemeka wants to see how 40 cucumber fruits can be achieved from a plant. I was shocked too with many flowers I saw on that cucumber. I am still watching as he is teaching it presently. So, I asked him why he did not use videos and pictures he is using and he said he started with pictures here, and the attack started. So, he stopped it and turned it to general questions. Yet, the thread is powerful. These crazyyyy people destroyed it all.
Who started the attack on Okoroemeka?
Agric section was very peaceful before the attack started
We all are not stupid abeg
IslamRe: A Muslim Marriage In Brief by Functionoftime(m): 1:25pm On Feb 15, 2020
Kokoebapluse:
Yes she did good thing, thou i and my wife went to the same secondry School and we re class mate, so School gave us opportunity to date for a long time before we get admission into university we re ready to do the marriage arragement we plan it and today we re husband and wife
Enjoy your marriage sir. If you don chop up, don't forget the sunnah of taking the second wife.
I hope your wife is not here cheesy cheesy cheesy
IslamRe: A Muslim Marriage In Brief by Functionoftime(m): 1:23pm On Feb 15, 2020
fatymore:
Liar...sebi you said the IV wasn't for you
I did not lie. In my usual playful manner, I said I'll deliver your congratulations to Bashir(me).
You and brother Koko don't know the gravity of calling someone a liar. I forgive una sha
IslamRe: A Muslim Marriage In Brief by Functionoftime(m): 11:31am On Feb 15, 2020
fatymore:
Na...I want brother Bashir
Bashir is married and him never dey OK enough for mathna
IslamRe: A Muslim Marriage In Brief by Functionoftime(m): 10:57am On Feb 15, 2020
fatymore:
Troublesome somebody
Come Ilorin, make we marry you to brother Koko but no date for 4 years oooo
IslamRe: A Muslim Marriage In Brief by Functionoftime(m): 10:37am On Feb 15, 2020
Kokoebapluse:
I know What is in your mind but i Will surprise you, we date for 4 years
grin grin grin
I knew it. 4 solid years!!!
Ok brother, the sisters I was talking about don't do bf and gf
IslamRe: A Muslim Marriage In Brief by Functionoftime(m): 11:09pm On Feb 14, 2020
Kokoebapluse:
Why did you ask?
Just answer sincerely, please.
IslamRe: A Muslim Marriage In Brief by Functionoftime(m): 11:08pm On Feb 14, 2020
fatymore:
That's was why I quoted you.

I broke up with your brother... Gaskia
Yinmu. Na today? Yinmu again.
IslamRe: A Muslim Marriage In Brief by Functionoftime(m): 8:49pm On Feb 14, 2020
Kokoebapluse:
Its a lie, am from kwara state, no Sister Will reject you expect if you re not a muslim, My wife know about deen more than me, she accept me tori tese
How long did you date her before you got married?
IslamRe: A Muslim Marriage In Brief by Functionoftime(m): 8:48pm On Feb 14, 2020
Kokaine:
seriously? Wow! Edo sisters my state girls are lacking
South South sisters??
My hand no dey that one
IslamRe: A Muslim Marriage In Brief by Functionoftime(m): 8:45pm On Feb 14, 2020
fatymore:
tongue
Aweda lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
IslamRe: A Muslim Marriage In Brief by Functionoftime(m): 11:22am On Feb 14, 2020
Kokaine:
Inshaallah.
But why is it so difficult for a Muslim man to get a good Muslim wife.
What is the best method to apply to get a practicing Muslim lady?
I mean... A Muslim lady who has been attentive to the lessons of the deen. One who knows some aspects of the seerah, knows some hadith, recites the Quran, and dresses up properly.
How would you feel when your suitor cannot even narrate the hadith of Ka'ab ibn Malik? She doesn't know Kawlah bint Thalabah about whom Quran 58 was revealed. She just knows nothing about the tafseer. It doesn't feel interesting at all. I want a knowledgeable Muslim lady with the right Islamic upbringing. Where can I find one? Even if she doesn't have money and a job. I can fix her up. Just be the right person. Is it too much to ask?
Come to ilorin, sisters might even reject you because you might not know enough about the deen

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