₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: RegisterLoginWith GoogleTrendingRecentNew

Stats: 3,330,964 members, 8,447,993 topics. Date: Sunday, 19 July 2026 at 01:17 PM

Toggle theme

Functionoftime's Posts

Nairaland ForumFunctionoftime's ProfileFunctionoftime's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 (of 8 pages)

AgricultureRe: 40 Cucumbers Per Plant And 12kg Tomatoes Per Plant by Functionoftime(m): 6:12pm On Jul 06, 2019
Pistotita:
2nd post I will address from the same thread I mistakenly went into




I will be polite with you concerning this your attack instead of bullying you back. But what I cannot comprehend is that you follow me on nairaland despite you find no maturity in me. Even that fake Chi.natown guy. Hehehehe Does it make sense to follow who is not matured? But I give it to you for following an intelligent man. At least, you are not stu.pid not to follow him. That I respect you for. So, bro keep following me. I appreciate it and I will share if you really ask me questions instead of nagging behind scene. There are things I do not share publicly, and there are things I will still not share privately. It is not all you ask I must answer. And I do not know everything too. At times people even get angry when I reply I don't know. Lol. Must I know all? "See me, see dem bring wahala oooo. Walahi, dem wahala always make good people even think I am rude".


I spoke about the old retired railway workers doing subsistence farming in the compound. I give it to the heads in railway compound. In the late 90s to early 2000s, railway was messed up. The compound was huge with expanse of land everwhere. I cannot tell how huge it is in Lagos State. And the tracks from Lagos to Kano and it's surrounding belong to the Federal Government, so you should have an idea that the corporation has got large expanse of land used for stations, substations, branches, etc all across Nigeria. But this property was abandoned in those days. So, the head allowed retired workers to farm on the land. Only an efarmer knows this. Hehehe. I swear, wisdom is scarce. Anyone who still call me what he/she wants to use to mock me is funny. Lol.

Do I expect these old people to start with 5million naira? No. They don't need to. They gat land, they can rotate easily, the land is in abundance for them, and no one is disturbing them. They are very close to the land, just at their backyads. But it's changing. So, do not go there as you will not be allowed. And the old men are also finding their ways out since government is getting serious about railway transportation in Nigeria. I give it to Dr. Goodluck Jonathan. He did well for Agric and Railway. If you see all the equipment Goodluck has arranged for....hmmmm...Sai Baba just came on board as a lucky man. I am telling you the truth.

Bro, keep throwing stones at the person you really do not know well because you misunderstood him. My God will definitely have mercy on you. At last, you will definitely be very alright by God's grace.
I'm sorry. Really? Yes, I'm truly sorry, because
1. People of knowledge are really dear to me. That was the reason for my comment. The attack on that gentle man (person of knowledge, at least to me) really got to me
2. I'm an omoluabli. I was brought up that way. So, throwing insults and tantrums around is not my nature.
On the issue of following you.. Yes, I will follow you. If there's anyway to follow you elsewhere, I will do it again. Why? Knowledge. God punish pride where knowledge dey. If not for the attack on that gentle man, I would have continued to follow you silently, read all your epistle, jot whatever I can, gather 5 million naira. Then I'll send you a pm grin grin grin
Once more, I'm sorry.
Now that I have apologised, can you do same to that gentle man? By now, you should be sure that the e-farmer was not directed to you
AgricultureRe: 500,000 Naira From One Plot Of Land In 90 Days. by Functionoftime(m): 10:40pm On Jul 05, 2019
lahify:
me I believe the whole problem started from okoroemeka saying do not be decieved by e-farmers which I believe wasnt directed to pistotita cos I know several times okoroemeka has lauded pistotita for his intelligence and I like how okoroemeka hasn't responded, I believe what happened here is just misconception, please let this Issue die down
I agree with you. Okoroemeka even said that he should be more knowledgeable than his professors on crop science when he was in school , in one of his posts. Okoroemeka has never hidden how he admires him and his knowledge. So, for pistotita to think that the e-farmer was directed to him is beyond what I can comprehend. I might be wrong though.
Okoroemeka, sorry for your loss. I know you are a fighter and you will recover in no time. Keep sharing your "little knowledge and experiences" to benefit everyone, not only those with 5million naira only
Last last, maturity is maturity. Person get knowledge no mean say person mature. Of what essence is the knowledge self that common man cannot benefit from?
AgricultureRe: 500,000 Naira From One Plot Of Land In 90 Days. by Functionoftime(m): 9:41pm On Jun 28, 2019
Akposy:
Good morning house!
What period of the year are cucumbers expensive and cheap and how much are they sold during that period?
funsoul:
For me here in ekiti state this is the best time to have cucumber for sale. During the dry season I was competing with those from the north n I hustled 2 sell for 4k but now am doing shakara with the sales.
A friend went took his cucumber to market few days ago. He said a bag was sold at #2600. During dry season, a bag can sell as high as 7k here in Ilorin.

Pistotita:
My advice is that you understand your local market where you plan to sell. Carry out market research first. Do not rely only on the info you get here. Get out there and work it out yourself.
Best of luck!
Oga don end matter with his advise
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by Functionoftime(m): 2:18pm On Jun 24, 2019
GrandMufti:
First
Thanks
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by Functionoftime(m): 9:26am On Jun 24, 2019
I want to update my redmi note 5A prime manually because it's not updating from the updater app. Is this the rom to download?

PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by Functionoftime(m): 3:09pm On Jun 15, 2019
Anonymous19:
I called you today but wish we could reach an agreement.
Thank you for your response!
WhatsApp me on Call zero 8 one10487554. We must reach an agreement because I mistakenly bought it.
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by Functionoftime(m): 2:47pm On Jun 15, 2019
Anonymous19:
Okay, I will do so tomorrow.
Thank you!
Please send a WhatsApp message. The number is unavoidably not reachable for calls
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by Functionoftime(m):
Anonymous19:
Good morning everyone.
My phone screen just got broken and I want to replace it as I can't use it anymore. Redmi 4a. I've checked Jumia but the delivery date is around July. Is there a way I can get a replacement faster?
Someone pls respond!
I have one in lagos. Call zero 8 one10487554
HealthThe World Has Less Than 48 Hours To Save A Baby. Save Samiat!!! by Functionoftime(op): 3:03am On Jun 09, 2019
Save Samiat

PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by Functionoftime(m): 7:48pm On Jun 08, 2019
xpensivealex:
u r lucky then,just ask for help and u r good to go. My own bootloader is locked,still trying to find solutions
I don ask ooo.
Adamix
Grandmufti
Gptech
Please help me
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by Functionoftime(m): 6:57pm On Jun 08, 2019
xpensivealex:
the same thing with my redmi note 5. I hope ur bootloader is unlocked
Yes
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by Functionoftime(m): 6:40pm On Jun 08, 2019
fibonacci2526:
What happened after updating?
It's showing
Reboot
Mi assistance
Wipe data
If I boot into recovery, it will show up fastboot for some minutes and go off
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by Functionoftime(m): 5:56pm On Jun 08, 2019
Xiaomi no try for this note 5 update oo. People phone just dey brick anyhow.
Please house, I have a note 5 that's affected, the bootloader is unlocked . I need a link to that would show me step by step to solve the problem.
Thanks in advance
AgricultureRe: 500,000 Naira From One Plot Of Land In 90 Days. by Functionoftime(m): 8:17am On May 09, 2019
nuppyjay:
O P I really learnt a lot from this thread , my question is what variety of cucumber seeds that is good for farmers in the west? I notice most farmer's in the west here don't encourage new farmers plant cu999
Visit the market where you plan to sell your cucumber. Please don't just buy any seed and plant without knowing the variety that has most value in your area
AgricultureRe: 500,000 Naira From One Plot Of Land In 90 Days. by Functionoftime(m): 8:12am On May 09, 2019
okoroemeka:
It's 6 days since we planted and the results are slowly coming in,we noticed that cu 999 had 50-70% germination in 5 days,but monalisa is around 20-30% germination in 6 days,it's interesting to see a side by side comparison,more results will be coming in as the project progresses,I think it better for my fellow farmers to see and judge for themselves,the first pic is cu999,the second is monalisa all is 6 days old
Cu999, the biggest and baddest.
AgricultureAgric Minister Warns Nigerians:do Not Use NPK15:15:15 Fertilizer, It's Poisonous by Functionoftime(op): 8:59pm On May 01, 2019
AgricultureRe: 500,000 Naira From One Plot Of Land In 90 Days. by Functionoftime(m): 9:52pm On Apr 30, 2019
okoroemeka:
Everything is set for the great cucumber challenge,the seeds of the two contenders are down and materials to kickstart the project is down,foliar fertilizer, nematicide, insecticide,and fungicide,we will apply manure tomorrow and plant,it will be an interesting and educative few weeks I will assure you,the people from East West seed co are begging for video updates,we will make a short documentary about the whole process to prove beyond reasonable doubt what happened and it will be available for any serious farmer that will need it on WhatsApp,we initially wanted to use drip irrigation but the rains are coming in hard and fast,so no need,we will definitely need that for our dry season projects,after this fray between monalisa and cu 999,the next brawl will be a three way contest between green go,Murano 2f1 and mydas ,now this mydas cucumber variety is a relatively new kid on the block but an interesting variety none the less, with it's ability to produce only female flowers and set fruit without pollination it is a strong Challenger,the Dutch guy at riijk zawaan said if it doesn't produce 15 fruits per crop,he will eat his hat,hmm!!now that's a bet I will see through,some seed co are even hinting to donate their seed for the heavyweight fight,but after careful consideration we politely declined,we will get normal seeds from normal dealers not some super bioengineered seed,this first two variety contest will be seriously captivating,but the next fight between 3 of the very best,simply it will be breathtaking sight!!
See as body dey sweet me as if na me wan do this research. How much I love research, but not now, until I'm a little bit financially stable.
Oga Okoroemeka, please don't kill us with anticipation for updates. I trust you won't
AgricultureRe: Planting Cucumber And Watermelon On Poly Bags. -trial With Pictures. by Functionoftime(m): 10:22am On Apr 28, 2019
decoolseun:
Do u know there branch here in ogun state?, I need 200 pieces of the cu999 seeds.
Cu999 comes only in 2 gram pack(~60 seeds) #400 naira,50 gram silver pack (~1600 seeds) #8,000 and 100 gram gold pack#15,000.
One habitat cucumber claims to share and sell cu999 seeds here on Nairaland, please don't buy from them because they sell recycled cu999 seeds
I don't know about ogun state, I only know of lagos State and another state in the south east. Call 08144024912 to order from lagos
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by Functionoftime(m): 9:59pm On Apr 26, 2019
MeshachMARTINS:
beside tecno building? It is finished

...
..
Where are the caskets oooo?
Make una no too wish these people bad na. Remember Nigerians are working for them. If them die, Nigerians and Nigeria would be affected.
The competition is good sha. It would make them sit up
TravelRe: Is ILORIN Nigeria's Most Underrated City? by Functionoftime(m): 2:51pm On Apr 23, 2019
fatymore:
Ilorin, hope their governor is through with that bridge he has been building for ages...
Ilorin people that don't like marrying outside their States, Ilorin that cannot marry Offa,
the worst part is, if they eventually marry outside their state, they would treat you as an outcast until he marries an Ilorin indigene
You cannot make generalisations about the whole ilorin indigenes based on your isolated experiences.
There's no point in hating and spreading hate, it takes so much energy to do that
AgricultureRe: Learning Tomatoes Farming In Nigeria by Functionoftime(m): 7:44am On Apr 17, 2019
okoroemeka:
if u check the old threads very well you will see posts by jasper7,soloxam, Jethro,jephito,etc.you will get info on cucumbers and tomatoes farming, don't expect real farmers to come to this thread to teach you,they don't have time.
I was about to say that. Real farmers are always busy and there are several threads when he can get real practical knowledge. If he asks questions on these threads, not even the owner alone but other experienced farmers would be willing to answer his questions
By the way, O.P, quit the entitlement feeling. No one here owes you a dime
AgricultureRe: Technisem Seed In Kwara by Functionoftime(m): 7:35am On Apr 17, 2019
Amilengbe. Enter any shop where they sell farm inputs. Even if they don't have, the will direct you to where you can get it
AgricultureRe: Planting Cucumber And Watermelon On Poly Bags. -trial With Pictures. by Functionoftime(m): 7:27am On Apr 17, 2019
GilEstel:
Boss you said it all and the polythene has different dimensions for different crops. it's saves nutrients and water effective
Hope there are holes underneath to drain excess water after heavy downpour
AgricultureRe: Planting Cucumber And Watermelon On Poly Bags. -trial With Pictures. by Functionoftime(m): 8:38pm On Apr 12, 2019
GilEstel:
I planted 700 cucumber plants and 586 germinated. surprisingly I haven't added manure nor NPK and I've sprayed pesticides, fungicide, stress reliever (due to. the heat) and foliar fertilizer onceo
It's always advisable to add manure as basal before planting cucumber. Maybe more would have germinated if you added manure before planting. All the best
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by Functionoftime(m): 11:19am On Apr 10, 2019
sexiestharam:
If Xiaomi actually launches this month, won't it affect those that import their products to Nigeria and sell on Nairaland?
With "Nigeria factor", it might just be cheaper to import. Nigeria na unconventional country. Let us wait and see sha
AgricultureRe: 500,000 Naira From One Plot Of Land In 90 Days. by Functionoftime(m): 10:45pm On Apr 06, 2019
ogbongenet:
First Harvest from my cucumber farm.
48bags from 2plots of land.
Wow, this is massive.
Congratulations sir.
How many seeds did you plant?
AgricultureRe: 500,000 Naira From One Plot Of Land In 90 Days. by Functionoftime(m): 6:05pm On Apr 06, 2019
okoroemeka:
no 1 possible culprit is excessive heat and nitrogen deficiency
The heat is truly excessive but I don't know about the nitrogen. Thank you sir
AgricultureRe: 500,000 Naira From One Plot Of Land In 90 Days. by Functionoftime(m): 11:39am On Apr 06, 2019
What can possibly be the cause of this?

PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by Functionoftime(m):
A friend mistakenly bought redmi 4a LCD instead of redmi 4x. Contact him on 0811 048 7554 if you need redmi the redmi 4a LCD
AgricultureRe: 500,000 Naira From One Plot Of Land In 90 Days. by Functionoftime(m): 2:32pm On Apr 04, 2019
okoroemeka:
hmm,we have not done anything to the melon,we are so busy that we forgot the melon, even common fungicide or foliar we have not sprayed, thank God we applied good manure and nematicide before planting that why all insects ran away,they are crawling now with small tendrils appearing,it's time for 1st NPK/urea application,but I will give it to this melons no amount of sunlight can shake them,we irrigate every 3 days but their heat tolerance is unbelievable,no wonder they said it originated from the desert,and thing noticed is that no nematicide ,no vegetables farming for us as simple as that,that thing kills anything that flew,crawl,jumped or wriggled near the melons, including snails, centipede, millipedes,worms of various categories, caterpillars of different models,bettles of all colours,but only drawback it also kills earthworm,but a small price to pay for a good yield.
Is it the foreign nematicide you told us about?
AgricultureRe: 500,000 Naira From One Plot Of Land In 90 Days. by Functionoftime(m): 2:31pm On Apr 04, 2019
okoroemeka:
if we will stake 2 or 3 plants to see how viable and doable it is then we can scale it up,if WM can be grown with slightly wider gaps like 2 feet spacing from cukes and staked,,imagine the yield that will come if you plant 1000 WM crop with staking on 1 plot of land against planting 300-400 on the same plot without staking using 5×4 feet spacing to crawl on ground,but the staking will be something else,it will be carefully done with selected materials and experienced workers with intense supervision.i doubt if we can pull it off,but if we do then it will be the craziest thing we have ever done.
Interesting. Please share the link to the YouTube video

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 (of 8 pages)