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Naff24:
End time comment

end time things everywhere we go.

funlord:


I hope this smally been carry belle oh? If not the alacrity wey those audu family members go take boot her back to jos no go get part 2!

Anyway why does that kissing picture remind of that film "beauty and the beast?" Women una dey try sha!!!

well wallahi my brother.

Eu Wu de xiōngdì!Balap Balap means "talk too much"chow. but Bala can be za hausa man name.

seangy4konji:
Rain rain go away.

come again another day,little Magu want to hunt.
#MAGU Hunt Looters for Baba Buhari

Phantom2:
thirded

Fourthed and fifthed.

PussyFucker2:
You will see Yellow bar women selling Amala, Ewedu, Agbo on the new train.

That tribe can turn the White House into Ajegunle.

so funny.

hary158:
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omoelesa:
When will biafra materialize sef?50 years,100 years or another republic on the internet.

5,000 years.But if their struggles is peaceful it will be less than two years.

faithfancy:
To negotiate on the sharing percentage of evry contract given to them. It business as Usual.

kudos you just said what is in my mind.

Indializzie:
I JUST SAW DIS ONLINE... SOO FUNNY.:

For those guys that go to a girls wall to thank her for accepting your request pls stop
doing that... I dey shame for una. For the love of jollof rice pls stop it and the worst
part is you don't even say it correctly, you'll visit a girls wall and you'll see posts like:
"Thanks for the acceptment"
"Thanks for the acceptation"
"Thank you for acceptizing my request" shocked
"Thanks for being acceptize" chisos
I even saw one recently it was:
"Thanks for accepting my request may God bless you and your family, anything u
seek u shall find..any weapon fashioned against u shall not prosper..every evil
obstacle shall not be diverted in Jesus name, Amen".. sad
Just for request, pls stop it..

.

funkybully:
I was told a research proved ewedu and amala have great aphrodisiac effect, no wonder sexual crimes abound in area where amala and ewedu are consumed with vigor

Is Ogun in the report ?

this may be right. ,But i know that plantain flour does same.

funkybully:
I was told a research proved ewedu and amala have great aphrodisiac effect, no wonder sexual crimes abound in area where amala and ewedu are consumed with vigor

Is Ogun in the report ?

this may be right.

efemichael:
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apart from real camera ,does it have front camera for taking selfist pictures.

victorels:
I am one of those that thought the Fine by NCC to MTN was outrageous. I am beginning to rethink.

MTN is the giant in the communication sector of Nigeria, but they have ceased to learn.

The Change Government are filled with people doing eye service in the name of fighting corruption, and they are ready to go to any length to show the world and Nigerians how tough they can be.

MTN has failed to understand this and has continued to misbehave by extortion and robbery.

In a bid to raise fund quick enough to replenish their loss over the fine, MTN Nigeria is illegally deducting from customers accounts credits that the customers struggled to purchase. They Deduct from customers for services such as CNN News Alert which customers never subscribed to, Fashion tips alerts and a whole lot of other services that they use as excuse.

Imagine just receiving an SMS for the first time saying your four Months free trial for MTN Fashion tips has expired and auto renewed. Which four month.

Every body in my house was charged for CNN news alert that no body subscribed to. This is ......... I can't find the word again.

NCC should tighten up their belt against this MTN of a Network and also put Etisalat on the watch. They are taking advantage of the customers too.

this is NCC email address
ncc@cyberspace.net.ng

I give it to "Now you are talking"
#Etisalat

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sholay2011:
ACTION FILM

BY

SHOLAY


FADE IN:

INT. SMALL CAFETERIA- DAY
A close shot of a radio with an old highlife track emanating from its speakers. We see a ladle as it scoops well-fried stew on two plates of white rice and ripe plantain. It drops two meats into each plate.

We meet AMINA (15), a chubby, dark-complexioned girl serving some food for a YOUNG MAN (29) at the counter.
Glimpses of the cafeteria: arranged chairs and tables, a wall clock that is working, and a well-dressed, FAIR-COMPLEXIONED LADY (24) seated in one of the chairs, playing a ‘game’ on her mobile phone.

Amina opens the nearby freezer and picks two bottles: one Guinness, one Fanta.

EXT. SMALL CAFETERIA-DAY
A car ZOOMS into the arena and parks in fashion. Jako (34), dressed in rough clothing and face-cap puffs out smoke from a cigarette in his hand. He alights from the car and matches the cigarette while the bandage on his left arm is quite visible. He adjusts his face-cap.

INT. SMALL CAFETERIA- DAY
Amina cleans the counter with a napkin. The young man and fair-complexioned lady are seated together, eating. Jako enters and walks up to the counter.

JAKO
Afternoon.

AMINA
Good afternoon, sir.

We notice the Hausa accent in Amina’s spoken English. She squints her eyes a little while staring at him.

JAKO
What’s available?

AMINA
Em…em…r-rice…plantain…

JAKO
You have beans?

AMINA (shakes her head)
Hm-hm.

JAKO
Give me rice- #200, four meats and a lot of plantain.

AMINA
Okay sir.

Camera pans to the young man and his companion as they talk amidst smiles. The highlife song ends and a juju song starts on the radio. Jako goes to a seat at the corner with his food and bottled water.

Amina looks from the counter as he sits and quickly bends down to search a drawer at the counter. She pulls out a piece of paper with the picture of Jako on it and its emboldened title reads ‘WANTED’. ‘ANYONE WITH VALUABLE INFORMATION OF THE WHEREABOUTS OF THIS MAN SHOULD PLEASE CONTACT THE POLICE IMMEDIATELY ON 08010530786. MR JAKANDE GABRIEL IS AN EXTREMELY DANGEROUS CRIMINAL. A HANDSOME REWARD AWAITS THIS PERSON’, reads after the picture.
She sighs.

AMINA (faces one of the inner rooms of the cafeteria)
Em….mummy!

MADAM ORIJAJOOGUN (O.C, in Yoruba)
What?

AMINA
Ahn…em…nothing ma.

MADAM ORIJAJOOGUN (O.C)
Talk now oh…

AMINA (mumbles)
Nothing.

MADAM ORIJAJOOGUN (56), emerges from one of the inner rooms dressed in a fashionable iro and buba, ties her headgear and carries a bag. Amina pockets the ‘notice’.

MADAM ORIJAJOOGUN (In Yoruba)
It’s you that knows what is wrong with you.
(In English)
Just ensure you close by 7pm sharp and lock the door. I don’t want to hear story oh.

AMINA
Yes ma.

MADAM ORIJAJOOGUN
Ehn-ehn. Because when-

A cell phone rings. Amina turns off the radio while Madam Orijajoogun takes her phone from her bag and answers the call.

MADAM ORIJAJOOGUN (In Yoruba)
Friend, how far? (pause) Ah, I am ready; I am all dressed up now. (pause) it’s surely ‘to-match’. They must know that one Mrs Orija is in this town when I storm that place…

She signals to Amina that she is leaving as she strolls outside while still on the phone.

AMINA’S POV- Jako struggles with a meat while the young man and his lady are talking over their meal. Amina leaves for one of the inner rooms.

INT. CAFETERIA/INNER ROOM- DAY
She brings out her rickety phone and the paper notice and dials the number. She looks irritated. After few trials, the phone on the other end rings.

INT. POLICE STATION/ ENCLOSED OFFICE- DAY
Officer Austin (40), dressed in his police uniform, picks up the phone.

OFFICER AUSTIN
Hello…

AMINA (O.S)
Hello sir. I am Amina…calling from ‘Madam Orija’ restaurant. Em…the person you are looking for- ja-ja kan-

OFFICER AUSTIN
-Jakande Gabriel? Jako?

AMINA
Yes sir. Please, come quickly…‘Madam Orija restaurant’.

OFFICER AUSTIN
Don’t worry, i know the restaurant. Not far from ‘division a’ at all. Azizat, right?

AMINA (O.S)
It is Amina.

OFFICER AUSTIN
Thank you very much. We are on our way.

INT. CAFETERIA/INNER ROOM- DAY
Amina is still on the phone.

AMINA
Okay sir. Bye-bye.

The call ends. She gently pockets her phone and the paper notice.

INT. CAFETERIA- DAY
Amina enters frame and walks up to the counter. Jako is nowhere to be seen at his table but his plate is far from empty. Amina starts to panic. We see the wall clock ticking. The ‘young man’ blows off dirt from the eye of his fair-complexioned companion. After few attempts, the lady appears okay.

Jako emerges from the men’s restroom, staring at Amina and walks back to his seat and continues eating. Amina sighs, looks a bit relieved.
Jako’s cell phone rings and he brings out his ‘expensive-looking’ phone from his pocket and picks the call, speaking in a low tone.


JAKO
Any problem?

INT. POLICE STATION/ENCLOSED OFFICE- DAY

OFFICER AUSTIN
Thank God. Why are you not picking your calls?

JAKO
Well, I’ve picked it now.

OFFICER AUSTIN
Someone recognises you where you are…right now.

INTERCUT BETWEEN THE OFFICE AND THE RESTAURANT

JAKO (sighs, adjusts his face cap)
Someone called your station?

OFFICER AUSTIN
Obviously. A female.

Jako PEEPS around, making furtive glances at the fair-complexioned lady who is engrossed in a romantic discussion with her ‘young man’.

OFFICER AUSTIN (cont’d)
You have to get out of there now. We will soon be on our way.

JAKO
O-okay.

OFFICER AUSTIN
One more thing…be careful.

JAKO
You can’t teach me my job Austin.

OFFICER AUSTIN
‘Just saying. ‘Because if you are caught, it’s not only you that’s going down.

JAKO
Thanks. Bye.

Jako ends the call.

INT. POLICE STATION/OFFICE- DAY
Officer Austin MARCHES to an open office where some armed police officers are seated in clusters, discussing.

OFFICER AUSTIN
Eh, i just got a call on the location of this Jako guy.

CUT TO:

INT. CAFETERIA- DAY
Amina gives Jako a side stare (as he rushes his food) and also, peeps at the ticking wall clock.

ISABELLA (29), a tall lady adorned in casual wear with a handbag, enters the cafeteria and walks up to the counter amidst broad smiles.

ISABELLA
Hi.

AMINA
Afternoon, ma.

ISABELLA
Afternoon. You sell food here, right?

Amina nods, takes a furtive peep at Jako.

ISABELLA
What’s available?

Jako stands up from his seat and walks towards the door. Amina appears confused.

AMINA
Sir! Sir!

Jako pauses.

JAKO
Yes?

AMINA
Your…your change sir…

JAKO
-keep it…

AMINA
Ermm…but sir…

JAKO
-what?!

Everyone’s attention is drawn to them. Amina looks stung.

AMINA
Hun…nothing, bye-bye sir.

Jako leaves angrily for his car.

ISABELLA
You know him?

AMINA (lowers her voice)
That man is a criminal. He is a wanted…

ISABELLA
-please, where can i pee? I am pressed…too much water.

Amina forces a smile and gesticulates towards one of the inner rooms of the restaurant that has a door. Isabella hastily leaves for the restroom.

-EXT. CAFETERIA/INT. JAKO’S CAR- DAY
A revolver emerges from Jako's jacket and lies beside him. He inserts the car key into its hole and starts the engine but it does not fully ignite. He tries again…

EXT- CAFETERIA/JAKO’S CAR- DAY

SFX- A DEAFENING SOUND!
A BOMB PLANTED INSIDE THE CAR DETONATES, SENDING HUGE SHOCK WAVES THAT DESTROYS WITHIN A LARGE RADIUS, INCLUDING PART OF THE RESTAURANT. THE CAR IS BLOWN INTO PIECES.

FADE BLACK
SFX- SCREAMS OF PEOPLE OVER FADE BLACK

FADE IN:

We see thick smoke everywhere and some parts of unidentifiable materials burning.
SFX- THE SIREN OF THE POLICEMEN FROM A CLOSE DISTANCE. IT BECOMES LOUDER AND LOUDER.

We see the ‘young man and his fair-complexioned companion’ lying on the ground with signs of first degree burning and deep lacerations on their bodies. They are dead.
Camera PANS to Amina as she GASPS for breath while lying on the floor with severe injuries.

SFX- THE SIREN STOPS.

We have a glimpse of the carnage. The wall clock is still ticking. Officer Austin walks into frame, to meet Amina where she lies.

OFFICER AUSTIN
Oh my God. What happened here?

AMINA (close to tears and holds him tightly)
I…I need water. You-you…you are coming to…to…

OFFICER AUSTIN
-calm down. We have called for an ambulance.

AMINA (CONT’D)
---to arrest a crimi-nal and you are ‘shouting’ wh-while coming.

OFFICER AUSTIN
You are Amina, right?

CUT TO:

INT. POSH CAR- DAY
Isabella is on a call. She WEARS dark shades.

ISABELLA
I told you he isn’t…or rather…wasn’t beyond my capability.

OFFICER AUSTIN’S VOICE (FROM THE OTHER END)
You really surprised me. And boss is madly happy. No loose ends.

ISABELLA
Yeah. You all owe me one now.
(Beat)
Was the girl at the counter alive when you got there? The Amina girl or what did you call her name…

OFFICER AUSTIN (O.C)
Oh…she has been taken to the hospital but I doubt…you know…the injuries were really bad.

ISABELLA
Whatever. She is our story.

INT. POORLY LIT ROOM- DAY

OFFICER AUSTIN
Definitely.

EXT. POLICE STATION- DUSK DISSOLVES TO NIGHT.

INT. BUNGALOW/SITTING ROOM- NIGHT
A MAN (51), his wife and two children (12 &16) are eating their dinner while the ’ARTV news’ is being watched on the TV. We see their wall clock ticking. It's 8pm sharp.

MAN (In Yoruba)
Funmi is yet to be back by this time?

WIFE (In Yoruba)
She should be on her way already.

A CLOSE SHOT OF THE TV SCREEN

NEWSCASTER
A shocking explosion at Orija restaurant today in Arije has thrown the inhabitants of the neighbourhood into palpable fear and pandemonium.

The man's wife reacts to the breaking news.

NEWSCASTER (CONT’D)
It was later confirmed to be a bomb by the police after they received a hoax call that the wanted man, Jako, was at the restaurant. There was no casualty except the female suicide bomber whose name is Amina. She died on the way to the hospital. Her boss, a socialite who owns the restaurant speaks with ARTV…

CUT TO:
-STILL ON TV SCREEN (EXT. ARIJE NEIGHBOURHOOD IN BG- DUSK)-
Mrs Orijajoogun, dressed in an evening gown and huge amount of makeup, SPEAKS to a microphone held to her mouth by a news reporter.

MRS ORIJAJOOGUN
I am still in shock that the useless girl I took in to help me at my restaurant is working for Boko haram. She came from the north not too long ago. This morning, she was just behaving…you know…acting somehow like she was not comfortable. She called me, I answered her, and she then said ‘nothing’. I asked her what was wrong but she kept quiet like ‘musu’. I left for the birthday of my friend’s cousin, not knowing Amina had evil plans.
(Voice cracks)
I didn’t even know that will be the last time I will see my restaurant. All I have worked for…all my life! All my savings, all my… (Pauses), this is a very sensitive issue. Big news stations and national media houses should please and please, look into this matter, and I am always willing to give them any necessary informa-

CUTS BACK TO THE NEWSCASTER:

NEWSCASTER
(Beat)
The DPO of Division A has promised to get to the root of this brouhaha. He urges Nigerians to be more security-conscious. Boko haram is yet to officially claim responsibility for this bombing.

Camera PANS to the family picture hung on the wall. We see the man, his wife, the two children seated, and the fair-complexioned lady (Funmi) that died in the explosion.

FADE OUT

Good write up drama.the drama will fits well in kano and kaduna locations.am very happy for your including of ARTV station in the play which may be seems as Abubakar Rimi Television@Kano.Pls Oups!if it you are going to produce movie with the play,i would voluntarly like to play suportive roles in it .God bless you.

900warriorz:
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amen! Thankz alot bro....i appreciate your maturity! Nigeria would be a better place with people like you. Am sorry for being insultive at first!

Nothing wrong Brother you did the right thing,Thanks!God bless you,have a nice day.

Tallesty1:
Contact initialize.

Thanks.

900warriorz:
i dont dispue the fact that we have lotz of monitor lizardz in nigeria...sorry for being insultive. I just hate it when people call the wrong thing right. Well, i killed a lot of them when i was staying in madalla...all i am saying iz those aiint komodo dragonz! Thatz just a monitor lizard and the worse it can do to a matured human iz swing itz razor-sharp tail to give a deep cut. It killz birdz, little animalz and eatz bird eggz! Komodoz are not in nigeria...they are a very dangerous specie. Full of bacteriaz in their mouth, kill larger preyz! Like antelopes....they dont even have much similarities coz komodoz have much bigger limbz with long nailz unlike the monitor lizard! Komodoz are very aggresive but monitor lizardz run at the slightest sense of danger.....go online, google out pictures of komodo dragonz and monitor lizard! Probably, you will believe me then.....i know there are lotz of reptiles in the north, i was almost killed by a crocodile in bosso dam where i once went to fetch water! They bring crocodiles and other wild animalz to town and i have seen them too...been to kaduna and minna and i know whatz up there....a komodo iz a very rare specie in africa.(thatz even if we have them here)

Thanks brother ,i now reason with you,God bless you!

dwesternmall:
Westernmall Nigeria is hiring.

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We are presently recruting field sales representatives (Genies)... The Starting pay is 40k and attracts handsome commissions for more sales.

interested candidates should send their CV's to ebinum.uyagu@westernmall.co.uk
and make the Subject of the email: GENIE!!!

spread the word... tell a friend.

Regards
Damien

do i need to include cover up letter pls or just cv alone.

Tallesty1:
That's true.

But I know one or two nairalanders that will buy and ship to you @ a very low price.

They do. The reason we don't ship them back is because of shipping cost and the stress involved.

The only brand of up there that I haven't used their product is Bluboo and I searched online to get other user's reviews b4 adding it in my list

I have reviewed products from xiaomi, meizu, elephone etc and I am still reviewing.

Tecno camon 8 is a good phone.

What necessitated this post if the high price of phantom 5.

Did you see me write camon c8 alternatives?

pls brother,can you help me with names of any Nairalanders that can help in shipping such phones at cheaper prize.thanks

900warriorz:

lmao....rotfl....you are a perfect olodo! See story unto the falso infor you know? Incase you dont know, itz called a 'KOMODO DRAGON' and it can kill a human being! The reptile caught by those studentz iz just a 'MONITOR LIZARD' if person no dey familiar with these thingz, na so people go just come here dey bobo person! If you jam komodo dragon without weapon, omo, na to run for your life...else, you are a gonner! Itz mouth is full of bacteriaz and just a bite will kill you.


Get your factz straight before coming to nairaland to jam talk!
lmao....rotfl....you are a perfect olodo! See story unto the falso infor you know? Incase you dont know, itz called a 'KOMODO DRAGON' and it can kill a human being! The reptile caught by those studentz iz just a 'MONITOR LIZARD' if person no dey familiar with these thingz, na so people go just come here dey bobo person! If you jam komodo dragon without weapon, omo, na to run for your life...else, you are a gonner! Itz mouth is full of bacteriaz and just a bite will kill you.


Get your factz straight before coming to nairaland to jam talk!
lmao....rotfl....you are a perfect olodo! See story unto the falso infor you know? Incase you dont know, itz called a 'KOMODO DRAGON' and it can kill a human being! The reptile caught by those studentz iz just a 'MONITOR LIZARD' if person no dey familiar with these thingz, na so people go just come here dey bobo person! If you jam komodo dragon without weapon, omo, na to run for your life...else, you are a gonner! Itz mouth is full of bacteriaz and just a bite will kill you.


Get your factz straight before coming to nairaland to jam talk!

i will not insult nor argue much with you,just come to any south part of kano by then you will know how we Northern people handles reptiles like pet.lastly my guy on your way coming to kano from kaduna you will see people selling them both dead and life ones,infact they are sold in Yan-kura market in sabongari@kano.

kinibigdeal:
After if the lizard begin to monitor them after grad, they will be running to Nairaland for help

in Maj Gen BURATAI VoiCE"and i would willingly open repites tread to help them"

benega:
Monitor lizard

what those students caught is called commodor dragon,it is most found in savannah region of africa and south east asia,During last year rain season precisely july,i killed one which weight about 46kg with the help of my dog@kano,i sold the skin #5,000 while the meat you know now end up as my hot pepper soup thing.
Oups i have seen people killing big ones@ kaduna which weight more than 70kg ,some people even rear them there.they feed on rodents,other small reptile,snakes,birds as well as caraskas,there shit"dungs"are white in colour cos their digestive system cannot fully digest calcium"bones"
The one caught by the students can easiily choked a full grown goat to death on sunny day by using their tongues slipping it into goat's Nostril during hibernation doing can killed any goat within a minute.

politricks:
These golden eaglets are womanizer, they knowingly spelt only BRA.

pls pity them they come from break they spell BRAZIL SHIRT.

Lurcky:
U wanted cheap android ,Tecno gave it to u.

Gbam!case closed.!

Youngzedd:
GBAM

Case closed

well said by the Oups.

ritababe:
cant u do it before the 4 seconds?
U can also do it from ur phone settings, or u can use ur system to reset it.

I can do it and have done so several times for the past 5 days but fail and on the other hand i can't navigate to the system setting even the home cos am stalked at Home app select menu with pop up massage which keep on blinking each time i click the screen and at the screen there is no more menu,back and option icons again since the problem started,The main thing is that if i can navigate on the screen the problem would easily be solved through system setting menu..Thanks very much but i will keep on trying the procedures given by you and Ryfoz cos i may be lucky at the end.God bless you all.

ritababe:
when u switch of the phone, press volume down key with the power button together, then use the volume key to look for factory rest and press

Thanks for the response but please do i have to remove the Tab battery with the help of phone repair specialist then put(solder) it back before trying it because right now the Tab refused to fully shut down,cos when i shut it down in next less 4 second it on again.Thanks