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marshalcarter:
Heard on radio 1 psychic patient escaped


It might be him

Emmakenny:
Hello Everyone! Have you heard Lovecity charity Development foundation?
It is a new scam free online networking business people are doing now! It's an NGO online platform strongly backed by EFCC. Do you care to know about it? I am a Networking Marketing expert and i want to
share my success secret to making lots of money
with you. Are you here in this group and have the
following items stated?
1. A BANK ACCOUNT
( Current or Savings)
2. 2 FRIENDS YOU WANT TO
HELP
3. N3750 ?
If you have the above listed items
and you want to take a risk like i did to succeed, add
me and i will show you how to turn N3750 to Millions
in simple basic steps.
PLEASE NOTE THAT IT IS
NETWORKING BUT A SIMPLE ONE TO DO. NO
SELLING JUST SERVICES. NO REJECTION, NO FAILURE!
NO EXPERIENCE IS NEEDED.
There is an opportunity
that empowers you so you can empower others and
be happy for the rest of your life. ( Thank me later,
but lets be serious first). IF you're NOT interested,
DON'T add me o.
INTERESTED PEOPLE ONLY PLEASE!!!.
Whatsapp me on :::: 07031017947
Do not comment
here with your phone number!
while you're reading
jokes and wasting your precious data and time on
Facebook, some other people are living their lives
and dreams. Take heed now, get serious so you can
forge ahead. Take this opportunity now!!!

guyXander:
Fraud!
Na so my guy money take vanish!!!
Since how many months. If I ask my guy how far e go be like day I dy mock am!
Make nobody answer am!
Help yourself first.
If you're so bent on helping someone there are beggars everywhere.

Femistico:
Not in 9ja where we still dey beg for stable 3g ntwrk

ryfoz:
Dis is ryfoz, allow the ba3 drain, den charge while off till full, den wen u want to power it on, use vol down + power button (release d power button wen d logo shows
But still hold on to the volume down till it reaches homescreen, it will show safe mode
Den start pressing power button twice quickly and vol up like 3-4 times
But if it doesn't work still wen u power it off and it is restarting make sure ur hand is on vol down and keep tapping it till it shows homescreen
Try dat 1st
I got ur msg, I am not the emailing type, too cumbersome, so just posting it here for you to see the steps if you don't get my text

Mind you don't give up, keep pressing d power plus the vol down like I said
It is the key but immediately you unlock it just rush go set it to default or lower dpi not one bit higher and enjoy ur device back
Drop me ur reports
Dat dpi thing no be small matter, I nearly fainted wen mine happened

Mopolchi:
This one na 2-0 wey court give Wike. Wike don become tissue paper wey dem dey use dey clean nyash.

ryfoz:
Dis is ryfoz, allow the ba3 drain, den charge while off till full, den wen u want to power it on, use vol down + power button (release d power button wen d logo shows
But still hold on to the volume down till it reaches homescreen, it will show safe mode
Den start pressing power button twice quickly and vol up like 3-4 times
But if it doesn't work still wen u power it off and it is restarting make sure ur hand is on vol down and keep tapping it till it shows homescreen
Try dat 1st
I got ur msg, I am not the emailing type, too cumbersome, so just posting it here for you to see the steps if you don't get my text

Mind you don't give up, keep pressing d power plus the vol down like I said
It is the key but immediately you unlock it just rush go set it to default or lower dpi not one bit higher and enjoy ur device back
Drop me ur reports
Dat dpi thing no be small matter, I nearly fainted wen mine happened

ryfoz:
Dis is ryfoz, allow the ba3 drain, den charge while off till full, den wen u want to power it on, use vol down + power button (release d power button wen d logo shows
But still hold on to the volume down till it reaches homescreen, it will show safe mode
Den start pressing power button twice quickly and vol up like 3-4 times
But if it doesn't work still wen u power it off and it is restarting make sure ur hand is on vol down and keep tapping it till it shows homescreen
Try dat 1st
I got ur msg, I am not the emailing type, too cumbersome, so just posting it here for you to see the steps if you don't get my text

Mind you don't give up, keep pressing d power plus the vol down like I said
It is the key but immediately you unlock it just rush go set it to default or lower dpi not one bit higher and enjoy ur device back
Drop me ur reports
Dat dpi thing no be small matter, I nearly fainted wen mine happened

vizkiz:
now this is funny

Christian sex will be so Boring ehn. No different styles and experimentations

Pastor: oh, baby your pussay is so sweet, can you turn around let me work you from behind. I wanna suck your pussay till you cum on my face. Yeaaahhhhh, do you like that? Oh my, your boobs keeps looking fresh and succulent each day... Come baby, come and sit on my dick

Pastor 's wife: ha! Daddy, the devil is at work here!!!!!!

stupidity:
When it come to bedroom business, there should be neutrality.

Pull off that christian, muslim, islam, pagan ashoebi, enjoy the moment and let konji take the best of you.

Sashafm:
Being recently churned out by NYSC, on October 15th of this month. I have always heard about how precarious it was to get a job in this country without connections, but I did not actually know the gravity of it until now. Armed with my 2.1 certificate from OAU (The best University ) and my NYSC discharged certificate I thought now I have arrived to become gainfully employed.

I left Lagos for Abuja just 2 days after my POP, alas, after sending out countless applications and applying for any job that fits my criteria, I have not even been called for a single interview!!!.

I was swayed after a week and thought to myself, if I wouldn't be called for interviews I would go in search of the companies my self and make an appearance. I was Wrong . I am not really conversant with Abuja very well, but i was determined to go in search of a job physically instead of gazing at my laptop all day long. I dressed in my best, looked very corporate even wore my corporate court shoes that i painfully bought from my alawee in the hope that when I get called for interview by Standard chartered bank or PWC , I would launch it. Anybody that met me on the way would think I am a business executive,on my way to seal a contract deal.

Started the long journey to town as I stay close to the airport. on getting there I started from Wuse zone 3, as I had earlier sourced from the internet the addresses of companies that had posted vacancies in Abuja. My plan was to go and submit my CV in person .Unfortunately for me I was even unable to locate the offices as, the Address given on the internet did not even correspond. mogbe moment was activated as I was lost, broke and on heels with no direction. I was being turned back at most of the offices, that was when I realized the gravity of being an unemployed person. At a point removed my shoes and changed to my sanders as i had packed them in my bag. Dejected and sad, I turned back home. And here I am at home again. Glued to my laptop and scanning for job again. It is indeed pathetic.

zizirecords:
Oh my God! See me dancing! MTN just stole 8000NGN credit from my phone last week with no adequate redress even when I called them several times.

God catch them. Steal 8000NGN, repay 5 billion.

hyfr:
What's the problem with mtn and the number 5? Recently they lost 5 million customers and now they're fined 5billion. NCC, $5 billion is way too much money for what they did. This NCC guys are seriously on a plan to buy house in banana island this year. Please mtn users, don't ever dial this code (*606#) until the debt has been paid. Remaining DSTV

efilefun:
Lol and Wike is about to bow to the LION Of ND, the only MINISTER of COMMON SENSE

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buzquet:
If u dey drink origin wella, u won't know what is insomia

Dhilariousdandy:
Boot your tab to recovery mode with any step that is computable with your device as narrated above.... then wipe factory settings>wipe cache>Advanced>wipe delvik cache> done..

then reboot your tab..

Dhilariousdandy:
Did your phone soft brick? Or stuck in bootloop? See what you gonna do to revive your phone back...

1stly lemme start by explaining the difference between soft brick and bootlooping....

The core problem found in a boot loop is a miscommunication that prevents the
Android operating system from completing
its launch.

This can be caused by corrupt app files, faulty installs, viruses, mismatched kernel, malware and broken system files. If you've recently attempted to unlock your phone, or have downloaded a new application and ended up in a boot loop, chances are changes you made to the system caused the problem.

Most issues can be resolved with a factory
reset, but be aware that tinkering with your phone's system files always comes with the risk of rendering the device unusable.

Soft brick usually occur when you try to flash a new rom, or any flashable android file that is not compitable with your phone, you will end up soft bricking your phone..

All you need to do is to boot your phone in recovery/test mode...

If your phone is rooted already with CWM,
the steps for wiping the device are different.
Power down the phone and launch it into
CWM Recovery Mode by pressing the Home, power, and volume up keys at the same time (this key combination may be different for your specific Android phone). Select “Advanced,” choose “Wipe,” and then pick “Dalvik cache.” Next, choose “Mounts and Storage” and then use “Wipe /cache.”
Reboot the phone and the issue should be
resolved.


How To Boot In To Recovery

1. Remove the battery and re-insert it.

2. Press volume increase/up and don’t
release.

3. Press power button and keep holding
down both buttons.

4. Don’t release till you enter recovery mode which will either show
clockworkmod or an Android robot lying
on his back.

Tecno N3, P3

1. Press and keep holding Volume
increase button

2. Press and keep holding Menu (you
should now be holding 2 buttons)

3. Press and keep holding Power
button (you should now be holding 3 buttons)

4. Keep holding all till the phone enters
recovery mode

How to boot into Recovery Mode on a
Nokia phone

1. Remove the battery and re-insert it.

2. Press volume increase/up and don’t
release.

3. Press power button and keep holding
down both buttons.

4. Don’t release till you enter recovery mode which will either show
clockworkmod or an Android robot lying
on his back.

How to boot into Recovery Mode on a
Samsung phone

1. Remove the battery and re-insert it.

2. Press volume increase/up and don’t
release.

3. Press the Home button in the middle
at the bottom of the screen.

4. Press power button and keep holding
down both buttons.

5. Don’t release till you enter recovery mode which will either show
clockworkmod or an Android robot lying
on his back.

How to boot into Recovery Mode on a
HTC phone

1. Disable the Fastboot option on your
HTC by going to Settings> Battery>
Uncheck the Fastboot key at the bottom
of the screen

2. Turn off your device and wait a couple
of seconds until the process is complete

3. Press the Volume Down key then press
the Power button and keep holding both

4. Release the Power button but still keep
on holding the Volume Down button

5. Your device will be boot into the
Bootloader mode

6. There will be multiple choices to
choose from

7. Press the Volume Down button to
navigate to Recovery

8. Press the Power Button to select

9. The HTC phone will boot into Recovery
mode...

bufness:
in my opinion i can say probably a rott or a pitbull, it has to be a massive dog, and also these dogs can only go up against domesticated wolves, i doubt any dog would be able to go up against the canis lupus, thats out of their league .

missyadorable:
Op,You are a very lucky lady and your fiance is a very good reasonable man...

He is bleeping other ladies,its not a big deal.All men do that!

Besides, he doesn't even owe you any faithfulness.

Your husband after taking vow of fidelity will still bleep other women..the difference is using protection.

You should be happy and thank him whenever you find condoms in his bag,drawer,wallets.

I congratulate you for having a man who knows and understands the implications of unprotected se.x and he is taking necessary steps to protect himself and YOU from STIs including deadly HIV and also prevent having kids from side chics

What else do you want a man to do for you? Isn't that enough?

Stop making a big deal outta nothing.

No man bleeps only one woman!!

If you are looking for a man who will be 100% faithful to you,take clay and mould him and make sure you don't give him a deek.

HML in advance!!

indigene:
Do a hard reset by removing the battery and re-install after ten minutes, no less, if so reffered non removable, get a technician to solder off the battery terminals and wait same minutes and resolder.
Seems it will help