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AutoJoshNIG:
Someone once said that with the hustle and bustle in Lagos, you don't need to visit a gym, because life in Lagos is a physical exercise.

In order to earn a living, millions of Lagosians depart their homes before the break of dawn and return late at night.

This unhealthy routine makes it hard for millions of Lagosians to meet up with the recommended sleep duration.

See the National Sleep Foundation’s Recommended Sleep Duration HERE

Indeed, this sleepless lifestyle can have an adverse effect on one's health. Perhaps, this is the reason why life expectancy keeps dropping in this part of the world.

According to recent WHO data, the life expectancy in Nigeria is, unfortunately, the lowest in all of West Africa. According to the data, the average life expectancy is around 54.5 years of age, with men living an average of 53.7 years and women living an average of 55.4 years.

The easiest way to notice the sleeplessness of Lagosians is during their commute in commercial vehicles in the mornings.

Majority of them would be founding sleeping.

https://i0.wp.com/autojosh.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/Sleeping-Commuter-1.jpg?w=600&ssl=1
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Source:

https://autojosh.com/see-how-lagosians-sleep-in-buses-on-their-way-to-work-in-the-morning-photos/

TarOrfeek:
Metal no dey fail.

2mercy:
APC Will Lose 2023 Election If It Disrespects Zoning Of Presidential Ticket To The South-West






http://saharareporters.com/2019/04/08/apc-will-lose-2023-election-if-it-disrespects-zoning-presidential-ticket-south-west

2mercy:
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MetaPhysical:
Congratulations to the incoming members!

Faithway10:
See What Lady Who Once Claimed To Be Pregnant For Burna Boy Is Up To On IG

Uju Stella caused serious social media drama for Burna boy two years ago when she claimed she was pregnant for Burna Boy.

She even went as far as sharing her pregnancy test and also sharing photos of what seemed like a baby bump.

Well, it was later revealed that she was never pregnant for him. Some people even slammed her, saying she was looking for cheap fame.

Seems she didn't get enough fame from Burna Boy and has now resorted to flaunting her butts on Instagram.

See more photos here; https://www.amagitesblog.com/2018/07/see-what-lady-who-once-claimed-to-be-pregnant-for-burna-boy-is-up-to-on-ig.html

Faithway10:
See What Lady Who Once Claimed To Be Pregnant For Burna Boy Is Up To On IG

Uju Stella caused serious social media drama for Burna boy two years ago when she claimed she was pregnant for Burna Boy.

She even went as far as sharing her pregnancy test and also sharing photos of what seemed like a baby bump.

Well, it was later revealed that she was never pregnant for him. Some people even slammed her, saying she was looking for cheap fame.

Seems she didn't get enough fame from Burna Boy and has now resorted to flaunting her butts on Instagram.

See more photos here; https://www.amagitesblog.com/2018/07/see-what-lady-who-once-claimed-to-be-pregnant-for-burna-boy-is-up-to-on-ig.html

Primusinterpares:
God have mercy...

this is what you get when you compromise standard... very typical for Nigerians...

you will here things like...

Engineer: This project Should cost #10
Landlord: No... I can't pay that much.
Roadside bricklayer/Quacks: Oga bring #6 I go do am for you well well. I even sabi work pass that Oga. e one chop your money.
Landlord: Truth... Oya take #6 go do the work...
Roadside bricklayer/Quacks goes to the market...
Roadside bricklayer/Quacks: how much for these rods?
Seller: Oga this one na #3, That one na #4 and this one wen dey this side na #5, we still get the one of #7... so the choice is yours...
Roadside bricklayer/ Quacks: Oya give me the one of #3...


The building will definitely stand...
But the question is for how long

At the end of the day the man that does not want to pay #10 for quality job will end up spending #15 for damages, repairs etc.

more like penny wise, pounds foolish.

SON is not working
NSE structural is not working.

#standards should be maintained.
#my2kobo

hisexcellency34:
Temidayo Akinsuyi, Lagos

Iba Gani Adams, Aare Ona Kakanfo of Yorubaland has called for an urgent Security Summit in the South West where the rampaging killings by suspected herdsmen can be discussed.

In a statement, he personally signed on Tuesday, Adams said it is worrisome that while bloodthirsty maniacs are on the prowl killing and maiming innocent Nigerians, the federal government seems helpless to curtail the situation.

The statement read: “Events of the last few months have shown that Nigeria is at the crossroads, Strange things are happening in the country. Blood thirsty maniacs are on the rampage, killing and maiming innocent Nigerians.

“The insecurity in the land is reaching an alarming peak. Pitiably, the ‘clear and present danger’ today is that the government seems helpless to curtail the situation.

“In some sections of the country, it is no longer ‘breaking news’ that marauders kill farmers at will. Because these killings are giving patriotic Nigerians the creeps, patriots are shouting themselves hoarse, telling the government to do something urgent to check the trend. While members of the comity of nations are alarmed about happenings in our country, it appears as if they are crying more than the bereaved.

“Although the government has promised to check the rampaging lunatics, Nigerians are still not convinced of a decisive clampdown on these killers.

Thousands of lives have been lost to these sons of Lucifer, but it is strange that not even a single arrest or prosecution has been affected.
Without sounding immodest, the more than 60 million Yoruba in this geographical space are the most accommodating ethnic group.
Yoruba sons and daughters are dedicated to the Nigerian project, promoting peace and unity in the land.

When I was installed as the 15th Aare Ona Kakanfo of Yorubaland by His Imperial Majesty, Iku Baba Yeye and Alaafin of Oyo, Oba Lamidi Adeyemi III, on January 13, 2018, I vowed that I would do everything to project the image and protect the name of Yorubaland.

Sadly, my zeal to protect Yorubaland and the will of millions of Yoruba to defend their fatherland are being tested with the invasion of some parts of our land by these killers.

I find it difficult to comprehend this open insult that some killers, whose kinsmen live in our villages, towns and cities, will invade Yorubaland at will, kidnap, rape and, in some bizarre situations, kill some of our sons and daughters.

The borders of Ekiti, Ondo, Oyo and Kogi states are becoming too hot for indigenes as many people have been kidnapped, leading to soldiers going after these killers deep inside the forest.

Obviously, our silence is being misconstrued for foolishness. We cannot continue to expose the flanks of Yoruba societies and communities to incursions and attacks because we have enough hunters, traditionalists, farmers and ancestral security outfits to commence the maximum protection of all parts of Yorubaland.

Strangers are gradually taking over parts of our land but according to history, marauders, arsonists and murderous gangs failed, and will continue to fail, to conquer Yorubaland.

The first fundamental right of a Nigerian is the ‘Right to Life’. The day will never come when Yoruba men, women, adults and infants can no longer move freely in their fatherland. Insult from these killers to the Yoruba Nation is gradually creeping in. You will recall that Senator Ayo Arise was recently abducted on his way to Abuja.

“A Methodist priest was also abducted in Osun. Our traditional institution was desecrated on June 23 when Olori Olukemi Agunloye, the wife of Oba Samuel Kehinde Agunloye, the Alauga of Auga Akoko, in Akoko North-East Local Government Area of Ondo State, was abducted on the notorious Auga/Ise Road in the Akoko area of the state.

“The next day, more than 200 innocent men, women and children were killed in Plateau State. Are we going to wait for this type of barbaric killing to happen before we rise against this evil in Yorubaland? Time to check this madness is now”.

Read more https://independent.ng/time-to-check-madness-of-herdsmen-killers-is-now-gani-adams

iihtlagos:
Where is your location?

EastGold:
Why not?


That is what I have been doing since 2011 in Abuja here.


I married out of it and we (me, my wife, kid and parents) are feeding from it.



And mind you, I am not an 'expert'

Faithway10:
From; Amagitesblog.com

To celebrate father's day today, Tonto Dikeh's ex-husband, Olakunle Churchill has shared photos with his son, King Andre.

According to him, he is one of God's greatest gifts to him. Read his post below...

"Dear Lord, your gifts are many. Am thankful for everyone.one of the greatest gift you have given is the gift of my dear son.Thank you for his life,dear Lord ,watch over him everyday,may he be safe and free from harm,as he goes about each day.Bless him through life’s trial.help him choose right from wrong.An example be,for all to see,standing tall and proud and strong. AM A PROUD FATHER LOVE YOU SON. KING ANDRE OMODAYO CHURCHILL."

The last time Churchill saw his son was on his 2nd birthday school celebration in February, where these photos were taken.

https://www.amagitesblog.com/2018/06/i-am-a-proud-father-tonto-dikeh-ex-churchill-celebrates-fathers-day.html

Jamieb:
RTI International (www.rti.org) is an independent, non-profit organization dedicated to conducting innovative, multidisciplinary research that improves the human condition. With a worldwide staff of more than 5,000 people, RTI offers innovative research and development and multidisciplinary services.

We are recruiting to fill the following vacant positions below:

1.) Grants Manager

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2.) Human Resources (HR) Officer

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3.) Monitoring and Evaluation (M&E) Manager

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4.) Finance Manager

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5.) Deputy Chief of Party (DCOP)

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6.) Chief of Party (COP)

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7.) Institutional Strengthening Specialist

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8.) Public Financial Management Specialist - Nationwide

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9.) Knowledge Management and Communications Specialist - Nationwide

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10.) Water/Wastewater Tariff Specialist - Nationwide

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Application Closing Date
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anthonypeters:
Standard Chartered Bank Nigeria - We attract talented individuals. Not only can they give you the benefit of their experience, they also reveal a closer, more personal look at the wide range of global opportunities we offer. At the core of the Group's people strategy is our focus on employee engagement. Engagement is a key driver of productivity and performance, which creates the foundation of our performance culture.

We encourage and focus on the behaviours that bring out the very best from every employee, assessing their performance not just on results but on how those results were achieved. To further embed these behaviours we have a remuneration programme in place, carefully designed to incentivise our employees to live our values every day.

We are recruiting to fill the vacant position below:

Job Title: 2018 Internship - IG Programme 
Ref No: INIGNG18
Location: Nigeria

Job Description
Internships are typically 8 to 12 weeks, and are open to candidates who are available to start on our full-time graduate programmes in August 2019.
When you apply you will be asked for your preference of business area, you can choose from any of our six International Graduates streams; Retail Banking, Transaction Banking, Wealth Management, Global Banking & Corporate Finance, Commercial Banking and Financial Markets.
You must be a penultimate (second to last) year student to apply for an internship, and have the permanent legal right to work in the country to which you are applying.  Standard Chartered Bank does not sponsor work permits for interns.

How to Apply
Interested and qualified candidates can apply here.

Application Closing Date
Not Specified.

http://studentinfoportal.com/opportunities/jobs/standard-chartered-bank-international-graduate-programme-2018/

anthonypeters:
Google is not a conventional company, and we don't intend to become one. True, we share attributes with the world's most successful organizations - a focus on innovation and smart business practices comes to mind - but even as we continue to grow, we're committed to retaining a small-company feel. At Google, we know that every employee has something important to say, and that every employee is integral to our success. We provide individually-tailored compensation packages that can be comprised of competitive salary, bonus, and equity components, along with the opportunity to earn further financial bonuses and rewards.

Googlers thrive in small, focused teams and high-energy environments, believe in the ability of technology to change the world, and are as passionate about their lives as they are about their work.

We are recruiting to fill the position of:

Job Title: Business Intern 2018
Location: Lagos

About the Program
Interns at Google bring questions and build answers.
We offer a range of internships across EMEA and durations and start dates vary according to a project and location.
Applications will be reviewed on a rolling basis and our recruitment team will determine where you fit best based on your resume.
Business Internships are Typically Offered in the following Business Areas:
GMS Sales and Operations: When our millions of advertisers and publishers are happy, so are we! Our Google Marketing Solutions (GMS) team of entrepreneurial, enthusiastic and client-focused members are the "human face" of Google, helping entrepreneurs both individually and broadly build their online presence and grow their businesses. We are dedicated to growing the unique needs of advertising companies. Our teams of strategists, analysts, advisers and support specialists collaborate closely to spot and analyze customer needs and trends. Together, we create and implement business plans broadly for every type of businesses.

Large Customer Sales: Our Large Customer Sales teams partner closely with many of the world’s biggest advertisers and agencies to develop digital solutions that build strong businesses and brands. We enjoy a bird’s eye view on the massive transformation occurring as advertising shifts to mobile and online platforms. We're uniquely situated to help shape how companies grow their businesses in the digital age. We advise clients on Google's broad range of products across search, video and mobile to help them connect instantly and seamlessly with their audiences.

Google Cloud: Google Cloud helps millions of employees and organizations empower their employees, serve their customers, and build what’s next for their business - all with technology built in the cloud. Our products are engineered for security, reliability and scalability, running the full stack from infrastructure to applications to devices and hardware. And our teams are dedicated to helping our customers - developers, small and large businesses, educational institutions and government agencies - see the benefits of our technology come to life.

Marketing: Know the user. Know the magic. Connect the two. At its core, marketing at Google starts with technology and ends with the user, bringing both together in unconventional ways. Our job is to demonstrate how Google's products solve the world's problems--from the everyday to the epic, from the mundane to the monumental. And we approach marketing in a way that only Google can--changing the game, redefining the medium, making the user the priority, and ultimately, letting the technology speak for itself.

The idea for Gmail began with 1 Googler. Today it has more than 425 million users and counting.

At Google, one Googler can make a huge impact, and it’s no different with our interns--they are key players in our daily innovation. As an intern, you’ll have the opportunity to work on projects core to Google’s business, whether it be Sales, Google Cloud or Marketing. Our intern recruitment team will determine where you fit best based on your CV and the preferences you indicate on the application form.

Our internships expose you to the technology industry, as well as provide opportunities for personal and professional development. From being challenged, to collaborating with a team, join our team to make an impact.

Responsibilities
Responsibilities and detailed projects will be determined based on your educational background, interest and skills.
Qualifications

Minimum qualifications:
Currently enrolled in a Bachelor's or Master's degree program and maintaining student status throughout the internship.
Priority is given to students graduating end of 2018 or in 2019 so please include your graduation date on your resume.
Returning to education on a full-time basis upon completing the internship.
Ability to commit to a minimum of 10 weeks and up to 6 months at Google.

Preferred qualifications:
Previous internship experience in Sales, Advertising, Consulting, Analysis, Customer Service, Marketing or related fields.

How to Apply
Interested and qualified candidates can apply here.

Application Closing Date
Sunday, 12th November, 2017.

Note
Duration and start date of internship vary depending on the position.
By applying to this position your application is automatically submitted to the some other locations.
Our team will review applications on a rolling basis.
All hiring will be complete by the end of May 2018. Thank you for your patience while we consider your application.


http://studentinfoportal.com/opportunities/jobs/google-business-internship-programme-2018/

itsdumebi:
http://politicsngr.com/2017/09/05/nnamdi-kanu-father-mbaka-fake-rev-fr-obimma/

Beress:
I just heard it on NTA network news now that the weekly federal executive council meeting will not hold tomorrow.

The information which was made available by the Minister of Information, Alhaji Lai Mohammed states that the reason for this development is because of the the Sallah holidays which made them not to be prepared for the meeting.

I'm kind of disturbed with this development and I have some reservations.

What does it take for them to prepare for this meeting?

What the hell is Buhari still doing in Daura even after traveling two days before the public holidays announced?

Lalasticlala you may have an answer to these questions or better still, the following may want to help out

Lalasticlala it is now official




http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/242459-tomorrows-fec-meeting-cancelled-lai-mohammed.html

Angelanest:
A couple, Imafidon Ototie and his wife, were on Monday found dead in their apartment at Ikpoba-Okha local government area of Edo State. There were reportedly killed by fumes from a generator inside their apartment. .The power generating set was placed at the corridor of the deceased’s room. One of their sons was rushed to hospital for medical care.

The couple’s bodies were discovered by one of their sons, Bright, who did not sleep at home that day. .Bright said he raised alarm when he returned home on Monday morning and discovered that his parents were yet to get up from the bed.

He said to ITV : “I have warned them to put off the generator but they didn’t listen to me. .It is like a spirit told me to leave the house and I left. I came back and saw the door locked so I raised alarm.” Their eldest daughter, Blessing, said she had warned her late parents to always put off the generator at night.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/09/tragedy-generator-fumes-kill-couple-edo-state-photos.html

HATE SPEECH SERIES: SEUN DID NOT JUST DIE. SOMEONE'S HATE SPEECH KILLED HIM!

"Pray for me Uncle. They are coming for us at the police station and the policemen are running away. They are about setting the station on fire. Please pray for me."

These were the last words of Adewunmi Seun Paul, a graduate of political science and native of Imojo-Ekiti, Ekiti State. He was one the youth corps members killed in Bauchi on April 19, 2011. He was actually calling the then Venerable (Now Bishop) Samuel Ojo who was then Provost of African Church Cathedral, College Road, Ifako, Ogba, Lagos. That is where I worship.

Seun did not just die. He was killed. Gruesomely killed. Ironically, no one was put on trial for his death and those of others. They were: Teidi Tosin (Kogi), Adowei Elliot (Bayelsa), Okpokiri Obinna (Abia), Gbenjo Ayotunde (Osun), Ukeoma Chibuzor (Imo), Nwazema Chukwuonyerem (Imo), Adeniji Jehleel (Osun) and Akonyi Sule (Kogi).

Some of those who killed these lights of their families probably walk free on the streets of Bauchi today shouting "Sai Baba"; the same thing eye witnesses said they were shouting as they macheted Seun and his colleagues to a most painful death!

If today hate speech (or anything close to it) has become an offence, Seun and his colleagues were killed because someone lost an election he was never destined to win in the first place and resorted to hate speech!

Candidate Mohammadu Buhari of the now defunct CPC had worked his supporters to believe that he could only lose the election if it was rigged, they went on rampage and targeted NYSC members. It was in same Bauchi that he told his frenzied supporters:

"Let us get the Kafri out of Ask Rock."

Till tomorrow, Buhari never condemned the violence. In fact, he more or less goaded them on. Baboons were really soaked in blood as he said in his "love" (not hate) speech. Yet, hear same Buhari in 2017:

"Opposition does not mean hostility, enmity or antagonism. Democracy needs opposition, one which is vibrant but responsible."

As we continue this debate on hate speech, we need to know where we are coming from. Let those people, especially Yorubas, who could die for Buhari go and visit Seun's still agonising mother and pray:

"MAY YOUR FATE BEFALL US MA"

Then I will know they really love their man!

Watch video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe8asDtIXWM

Angelanest:
On Sunday, 3rd September 2017, it was revealed that men of Rivers State Police Command foiled a kidnapping attempt and arrested a suspected kidnapper - 16years old Miracle Chibuzor who delivers victims to her uncle for rituals. Her uncle has been apprehended by security operatives in Abia state.

The teenage kidnapper was arrested along with a 4-year-old girl identified as Destiny Gabriel she abducted in Rivers state and was about to deliver to her uncle in Abia state.

On interrogation she confessed that she was taking the little girl to her uncle in Abia State for ritual purpose, she also confessed that this is the second victim she is taking to the said uncle.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/09/man-receives-victims-rituals-niece-arrested-abia-photos.html

Angelanest:
Just when you think you've seen it all comes this shocker. Here are trending photos of a sacrifice conducted by a group of young men in order to make their bodies impenetrable to bullets. The social media user who shared this revealed that he believes strongly in 'African Magic' - that's why he and his boys cooked themselves to prevent bullets from entering their bodies.

The young man also revealed that a He-goat, some bullets and other items were sacrificed to that effect.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/09/young-men-sacrifice-goat-cook-bullet-penetration-photos.html

zoba88:
These two middle age men were arrested by police operatives attached to Iwo Division. The suspects were nabbed along Osogbo/Oyo road with two human wrists in their possession.

Details shortly

http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/09/ogun-state-police-arrest-2-men-with.html?m=1

Bravo123:
https://www.google.com.ng/amp/www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/242498-biafra-nnamdi-kanu-talking-nonsense-edwin-clark.html/amp

ziggyzee:
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Remember: Data>Information>Knowledge>Wisdom.

iihtlagos:
Where is your location?

SalomonKane:
The dude with a scalf around his waist is gay.

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