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IYANGBALI:
Today na valentines day o,everybody dey romance,fok and show love,na slap you wan tear me,no problem kontinue. Have you seen your menses after dat your one night fling with funjosh?

Happy Val mumu

JuicyGee:
Op just take heart.. I remember years ago, after my uncle owed his cook several months salary, amounting to over 200k, he called him nd gave just 30k. The cook just accepted things and left. Today he's a cook in imo state government house with a better pay... The other day he was even chatting and making jokes with my uncle on my fb timeline.

Moral; If the cook didnt face disappointment, he probably wouldn't have searched for another job. Some disappointment in life are set to take you to another level.

Your uncle is very wicked sha haba!

Hypocrites

Hmmm Faithful followers

Been thinking of one of our e-sister , her monicker is IdowuOgbo.

She hasnt been on NL for a while

I hope she is okay.

I have miss the one and only Badoski

Cc Caracta

Tearoses

Olu4life

Aminat508

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killercute16:
BIA Seun,is it not ok....We know that God has picked her call,even, they video chatted....i am tired of this lady's news popping up almost everyday.

Not Hating just pissed

You can just ignore and keep mute than fuming like this

Kids

Story, Story

EsanEmmanuel:
Taah!!!

E still dey do you e nova bite you

Made in Aba ko, Made in Apa ni

EsanEmmanuel:
I called them just now... the lady was nice enough to tell me she can only see 0095 and can't see the rest of the number... and it displays that I sent sms to the number. Told her I have uninstalled my messaging app since but it keeps happening. So she said she will forward the issue to the technical department. I will also re-flash my phone on saturday. Thanks

Keepon pressing, flashing, formatting, installing and uninstalling on the phone you hear. After you go say na one old woman from Akwuzu do your phone

"Another colleague of the victim, Ibraheem Emmanuel, said: “No
drug is given by the school medical (you have to go and buy).
“You need to see the stress that was passed through. We were
the ones that went to get injections, drugs, in fact drip that were
given to Dazan Charity”.


This is so True, my niece was admitted on monday everything that was used wasn't available at the health centre. My younger brother pass through hell from the back and forth of the staff before he could finally get everything needed at a pharmacy around Onipanu.

This one just one spoil business for some of them. Atleast Ndulex is real and not a scammer

Naija Single Girl haf come again

Caracta:
Permission granted.

Thanks

Caracta:

Your last post in your diary, am I permitted to copy and share it on my facebook wall

Nothing do us jare awa omo Ogun

sexysegggs:
(1) I have been in that house a year and four months now.
(2) I paid yearly but due to circumstances I told him I will pay three months first before paying the remaining this February.
(3) I owe house rent due to he ask me not to pay again.
(4) We are two that you use the same bathroom (myself and mama Mary)
(5) here, the landlady is not leaving with us down stair, she stays upstairs. She was only told lies by mama Mary who wants me quitted.

You don't have case with the Landlord but with Mama Mary

Good evening my people, pls enjoy this funny story from a marathoner in the just concluded lagos marathon :
Copied: SATURDAY FEBRUARY 6TH AND MARATHON PALAVER It's an experience I wish to share with friends. The advert of the Lagos marathon colonised our TV stations for about a month and it never occurred to me that I was going to participate. Usually we've been advised to accommodate exercise and physical fitness into our living activities and I commenced jogging from Maryland to Ikeja Police college every Saturday morning since 2014 when I'm in town. My fitness team advised we join the 42KM marathon train so I registered. Little did I know that I'd just created trouble for myself. Eepa...haile Gebresellasie is a wicked man. He made MARATHON appear so easy. Woke up at 5am. Left for teslim balogun stadium at 5.30am. The entire ikorodu was cordonned off as well as most major roads in Lagos. We commenced the race at 7am as I appear so fit ( hmmn). From stadium- ojuelegba- fadeyi. It was a lovely experience, full of excitement, large roar of "keep moving", let's go. " Common", an atmosphere full of vigour, energy, mental alertness and will power filled everywhere. Passersby, by standers and well wishers chanting songs of support. A reminiscent of my endurance walk and camp activities during NYSC years back. At onipanu, we had the first casualty, a man passed out and my legs started shaking... Obanikoro- anthony,turn towards Gbagada,. each time we approached the refreshment stands, nothing was left and we just kept moving. At the foot of the 3rd mainland bridge I couldn't feel my legs anymore, I stopped jogging and started to trek. I could see mammoth heads in front and behind. Mobile ambulances were picking those who knocked out and BRT buses also picking tired legs. ( I never thought i'll work thru the entire 3rd mainland bridge in my life) guess what? I trekked it!!!, immediately after the ebute metta interception, I started seeing about 10 different 3rd mainland bridges..!!. a fellow marathoner put some glucose in my mouth and I could then see its just one 3rd mainland bridge. At the foot of the bridge so many runners sat on the floor, waiting for the next available BRT. I was almost joining them until a lady overtook me and I gasped.. A lady! No I must continue...We went thru Simpson bridge- Osbourne- Alfred rewane- Falomo. At Falomo I had swollen hands and feet. My toes were almost exploding out of my foot wear, finally I couldn't feel any part of my body till I started ascending the ikoyi- Lekki bridge which was 30KM. I couldn't hear anything again and suddenly I was looking at the clouds. Moments later I heard The word " O ti wa ok" inside a BRT bus!.I couldn't lift any part of my body. The bus took us to the finishing line at 42.1KM inside Atlantic city VI. I received my medal, certificate and light refreshments. At the finishing point, we were informed the winner a Kenyan, emerged at 9.30am while we got there at 12.30pm. BRT buses conveyed us to our various destinations and I walked home like a 99 years old. It was an eventful and fulfilling experience for me. I just woke up now for some aboniki treatment. Thanks. That's my story.... Yeeeeeeeeeee ese mi.


Dominique and Lalasticlala please join me in Laughing

Ijare

So she is married

Explorers:
Denmark’s flag is the oldest flag currently in use, designed in 1219 and unchanged since.

In Denmark, it is illegal to burn foreign flags, but not illegal to burn the Danish flag.

Are they high on weed

GREEN WHITE GREEN is cool

EsanEmmanuel:
Oga ... please read this very unique problem my Gionee M3 has perhaps you can help me deal with this demon/virus.
Bought the phone from someone. .. Did straight backup of data,contacts and apps from my former gionee M2 to M3. Then I noticed that from time to time. MTN end of activity will pop up.. "your last sms costs 15naira and your new account balance is blah blah". I would check my sent sms and won't even see nada! As in nothing to show any sms sent yet 15naira gone. This will keep happening till 100naira becomes kobo.
I called MTN and was told the problem is with the phone.
So I left the sim in my Nokia palasa and nothing happened for days.
Put it back inside M3 and it continued. Did factory reset for my phone yet it continued.
REMOVED MY MESSAGING APP YET IT DID CONTINUE.
Got fed up on saturday... used Spflashtool to do firmware upgrade and used a stockrom from your website. Reinstalled my data and apps back that the solution is done... yesterday it happened twice.
I called MTN again... The lady said the number the sms is going to is an international number starting with 009 but SHE TOTALLY REFUSED TO GIVE ME THE FULL NUMBER... I WAS SO ANNOYED but lets leave MTN with their unfortunate behavior.
Oga... or anybody in the house... has this a problem happened to someone before? and what is the right final solution?
You won't even understand what I am going through.. this demon has ate more than 500naira already. HELP! HELP!! HELP!!!!!!

Toin! Toor! Your press press self is too much

Diddyydiva:
I lost count on the 998th

JESU!

Diddyydiva:
It really matters o


If you wanna know, ask small prick guys

How many have you sample to know that the size really matters

Explorers:
"While touring the ancient city of Petra in Jordan, the President and Dr. Suleiman A.D. Al Farajat, a University of Jordan tourism professor, jumped from a ledge of the Nabataean Amphitheater." March, 2013.

This man is a Nigga

I will rather remain single that to got married to an AS like me, someone close to me is SS currently she is in the hospital now on admission I do cry within me whenever she is pain and their is nothing to be done.

I often battle with dry lips during Harmattan season

KingTom:
I remember when this happened my nigga come tell me say my ex wan lash am o. I tell am say make e lash am well after he lash am finish the next time she come corpers lodge me and my guy dey outside dey recite her screams David oooo David chai David ehhhh David stop stop abasi oooo na so the sisi just carry face keep for ground

KINGTOM

Miracles happens so I believed