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Sports › Re: Peter Rufai's New Look (Photo) by Funjosh(m): 10:13am On Mar 03, 2016
He still look cute cool
Politics › Re: Oshiomhole Kissing Iara At The Launch Of "We-Care-Trust", Her Pet Project by Funjosh(m): 10:03am On Mar 03, 2016
BABANGBALI:
if i talk now,one yeye boy go send him senior go their yeye prison,but i no go talk,i go just comot all my clothes including my pant dey waka nakkeed up and down till vickyrotex, funjosh, eleko1, prettythicksme,rokiatu and all other bad belle people beg me to wear my clothes.

































make all of una dey look me tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue
I go enter fasting and prayer say make u no see your clothes wear again tongue
Politics › Re: PDP Loyalists Burn Their Old Clothes As They Defect To APC In Rivers State. PICS by Funjosh(m): 8:11am On Mar 03, 2016
One thing is crystal clear, PDP is APC, APC is PDP. That is why I don't give myself unnecessary headache over Nigeria Politics lipsrsealed
Family › Re: Please Save A Sister's Life.... Story Verified by Funjosh(m): 5:47am On Mar 03, 2016
olowookerekemi:
hopefully to pay my part on monday.may God save her
Thanks dear more grace kiss
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Swansea (1 - 2) On 2nd March 2016 by Funjosh(m): 5:40am On Mar 03, 2016
mukina2:
GOAL
cry cry
tongue

Family › Re: Why I’ll Take My Daughter To T. B. Joshua – Ese’s Dad by Funjosh(m): 5:57pm On Mar 02, 2016
Something is wrong somewhere lipsrsealed
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Penuel Mnguni Stepping On His Members (Photos) by Funjosh(m): 5:51pm On Mar 02, 2016
DaBullIT:
2 weeks late lol


unfortunately the one i downloaded was cinema dubbing and the audio is very poor , wanna share links ? i used movies mobile
Lolz......... I saw it on fzmovies.net cheesy

The Audio and Video quality is much better their smileywink
Politics › Re: Thugs Fight In Oshodi, Lagos (Photo) by Funjosh(m): 12:04pm On Mar 02, 2016
tongue
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Penuel Mnguni Stepping On His Members (Photos) by Funjosh(m): 12:01pm On Mar 02, 2016
DaBullIT:
Reminds me of a scene from kung-fu panda


Hit me, hit me they all said
I just downloaded Kung-fu panda 3 now grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Penuel Mnguni Stepping On His Members (Photos) by Funjosh(m): 11:57am On Mar 02, 2016
As a matter of fact, nothing is wrong with the so called pastor, but something terrible is wrong with those people he is stepping on. lipsrsealed
Crime › Re: The Look On Face Of Ese Oruru, As She Sets To Return Home (Pic) by Funjosh(m): 10:53am On Mar 02, 2016
gamaliel121:
I wonder what is "sweeting" her!!!.......
Something sweeter than honey grin



On a lighter note I think the young lady is been charmed lipsrsealed
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Funjosh(m): 10:47am On Mar 02, 2016
FBS:
Assuming things go in our favor, will it be enough to make top 4? Cos that looks totally out of the question. I could be wrong though.
Top four is out of it, if we can make top six and qualify for Europa lipsrsealed
Travel › Re: Man's Leg Broken After Driver Lost Control Of Car (photos) by Funjosh(m): 6:04am On Mar 02, 2016
Thank God no life was lost
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Norwich City Vs Chelsea (1 - 2) On 1st March 2016 by Funjosh(m): 5:59am On Mar 02, 2016
meccuno:
I think di maria is injured!! Lolz!! Halleluyah!! grin
Amen cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Funjosh(m): 5:43am On Mar 02, 2016
airmark:
I dont know what can make liverpool, everton, stoke city and watford lose their outstanding matches so we can remain above them all. grin
All I want from the teams you listed is lose or draw tongue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Funjosh(m): 5:41am On Mar 02, 2016
KTBFFH cool
Politics › Re: Cartoon By Punch Newspaper On President Buhari's Constant Travelling by Funjosh(m): 10:28pm On Mar 01, 2016
tongue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Norwich City Vs Chelsea (1 - 2) On 1st March 2016 by Funjosh(m): 9:34pm On Mar 01, 2016
And Diego Costa makes it 2 cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Norwich City Vs Chelsea (1 - 2) On 1st March 2016 by Funjosh(m): 8:51pm On Mar 01, 2016
[s]
xynerise:
Well, I know Chelsea will struggle for a single goal against Norwich. It could end in goalless draw or the home team will carry the day.
[/s]



undecided undecided undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Norwich City Vs Chelsea (1 - 2) On 1st March 2016 by Funjosh(m): 8:49pm On Mar 01, 2016
Goal! Kennedy cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Norwich City Vs Chelsea (1 - 2) On 1st March 2016 by Funjosh(m):
Another 3points for my lovely Blue smiley cool




Please somebody is fighting to survive, she really needs your help sad visit www.nairaland.com/2949413/please-save-sisters-
life-story/1#43196192 or check on my signature
Romance › Re: I Caught My Best Man With My Wife Two Weeks To Our Wedding. by Funjosh(m): 4:24pm On Mar 01, 2016
This is sad.
Family › Re: Please Save A Sister's Life.... Story Verified by Funjosh(m): 3:44pm On Mar 01, 2016
bellong:
Thanks to TEHN... God bless you all.
As at today, a total of 3M has been paid to the hospital. 5M more to go...
God bless you all.

@Edwife,
Thanks.
Thank God we are moving forward.
Family › Re: Please Save A Sister's Life.... Story Verified by Funjosh(m): 12:39pm On Mar 01, 2016
Donald3d:
Hello guys hope you are all doing great, sorry this is coming in late we can use this banner to support the other one from my big sis Aminat508 , i also created a short link so people can locate this page with ease,if there are any changes you would like to see please let me know
NOTE.the image is high resolution so it is crisp and clear, if you need a smaller one in case you are having difficulties using this one let me know.
#SaveLola
bellong
ayolight
funjosh
tearoses
olu4life
The text, make it more readable smiley
Politics › Re: Ortom Donates Items To Agatu Displaced People (Photos) by Funjosh(m): 10:14am On Mar 01, 2016
Must they wait till things get out of hands, this crises have been on from time past, with the herdsmen attacking and attacking, yet nothing was done till it gets to this stage. sad
Family › Re: Happy Birthday To My Big Aunty Tearoses Aka Chaircover. by Funjosh(m): 10:08am On Mar 01, 2016
r231:
Happy belated birthday madam cc......

See you again in 4yrs grin cheesy grin
cheesy grin cheesy grin 4years celebrants are special people, see you again in the next Leap Year ma tearoses by then it will dad I want to wish grandma Happy Birthday cheesy grin cheesy grin
Politics › Re: 7000 People Displaced In Benue And Other Emerging Facts by Funjosh(m): 8:02am On Mar 01, 2016
So finally Fulani Herdsmen invaded Aila. sad cry


I hope my loved ones are safe sad
Culture › Re: Oworo Land: Where The Tongue Includes Igbo, Yoruba Words And Chief Bears Nupe by Funjosh(m): 4:50am On Mar 01, 2016
What else can I say lipsrsealed
Culture › Re: Olajumoke Of The Yoruba Folktale by Funjosh(m): 4:41am On Mar 01, 2016
[b]Those of us who grew up on nights of folktales at the feet of parents, uncles and aunties could still be familiar with the story behind this one. Oh, well old age and the ravages of life may have robbed some of these memories. I remember that I thought initially to include the story in my book of Yoruba folktales – The Kini-Kini Bird and more Yoruba Folktales, but I think I dropped it because there were already a couple of similar stories in the anthology. I may well include it in a future compilation. Nevertheless when researching The Foofoo Tree and more Efik Folktales I did observe that that a similar story existed in Efik folklore , and which did include in that volume. In any case, let me at this time dwell on the Yoruba instance of the story abridged as follows.
Olajumoke was very vain girl, who spurned the advances of all the hard-working young men in the town, and never listened to her mother. One day she went to market as usual and there met the most handsome man she had ever seen in her life, and obviously was a stranger from another town. She resolved that this would be the man she would spend her life with, and would follow him to the end of the world. Her mother pleaded with her not to takes such a rash decision, but she turned a deaf ear and vowed to follow her newly-found lover. This she urgently did even in spite of repeated admonishment by the strange man to turn back and return home.
Alas, the handsome stranger was from the land of evil spirits; who before coming to this market in the country of human beings had borrowed body part from several vendors along the way. And as he progressed back home he returned the parts to the owners - legs, arms, body, head until all that remained was just an ugly bare skull. At this point it was no more possible for the petrified Olajumoke to return home, and thus she became wife to the skull.
In any case she still resolved in her mind to run away. However , the skull has placed a tortoise to watch over Olajumoke all day whenever it goes to the farm. And whenever Olajumoke thought she had an opportunity to escape, the tortoise would raise the song which we are now quite newly familiar with:
Ori , ori o . Olajumoke nlo
Ori, ori o , Olajumoke nlo

Which Translates :
Skull, Skull. Olajumoke is running away !

At which the Skull will hasten back home to prevent his wife from escaping. This went on for several months and perhaps years. But one day Olajumoke experienced an encounter with Wisdom. She made friend with the tell-tale tortoise whom she then made a great meal of ekuru (steamed bean pudding), which she knew was the tortoise’s favourite food . While the tortoise feasted greedily, Olajumoke fled. But this time, because the tortoise had its mouth full it was unable to sing the song to alert the skull that Olajumoke was fleeing. And that was how Olajumoke was able to return home to her mother, now quite contrite.[/b]




Thank you for remembering me of this great story smiley
Travel › Re: 20 Most Beautiful Places To Visit In Nigeria by Funjosh(m): 4:21am On Mar 01, 2016
21 Farin Ruwa Falls is a waterfall found in the central region of Nigeria. It is among the highest waterfalls in Nigeria. It is significant among Africa's falls when the total height covered by the waterfall is considered.

The source of Farin Ruwa falls is found on the Jos Plateau, from whence it gushes down over the edge of the plateau. During its descent from the Jos Plateau, the water drops a total height of about 150 metres (492 ft). This drop is higher compared to the more popular Victoria Falls, which drops a height of around 108 metres (354 ft) during its descent.

Travel › Re: Inside Makoko: Danger And Ingenuity In The World's Biggest Floating Slum by Funjosh(m): 4:01am On Mar 01, 2016
We can't do without places like this in a developing country like Nigeria or is their any resettlement plan for them huh

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