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Simkreative: Mehn, those guys are good in sweet-talking
I attended one of their numerous interview
And after all I listened to their pathetic wealth Opportunity
I rushed home and broke my save
Went back to the venue and stop on a line to make payment
It wax lunch time and everybody there were buying snacks and all the likes.
As I was standing on the queue I saw something that shock the hell out of me
""The back door of their office was opened""
And I took a careless glance at what is going on inside
" GUESS WHAT I SAW"
I saw one of their grand-Boss who claimed during his speech that he just received his N750,000 check, eating bread and beans from a food-flask that looks like dat of my grand-ma.
Immediately I ran away from Environment

SMH

What if you saw him drinking Garry and Groundnut what will you do

Grow up MR :-/

repogirl: Source pls? I don't want to believe this, just when I was rejoicing that September will be here soon and these two little rugrats will let me rest small....

She is looking for source

bababububa: Gdevenin house. Pls I applied for a job at gva partners lagos. They called me for an interview yesterday which I didn't go for. They later called me again today asking why I didn't attend the interview and I told them I couldn't make it. They now said they will reschedule and get back to me. Am surprised why wil a company dat has so many candidates be calling nd askin such. Pls are they fraudulent

Hmmmm Every companies are fake now SMH.

Lexusgs430: Download link2sd

I have done that now but it's not moving, it's saying i should make sure i partition my .sd card please help

Please somebody help, my uncle's Samsung galaxy Tab .GT-P3100 is not saving application to the memory card and couldn't move application to memory card also. All the application only save on the phone memory but images and videos do save on the memory card. please help me.

Woau!!!

Bergs: guy I get them plenty

me too but we can also share what we have

CHRIS TOMLIN
MICHAEL W SMITH
THIRD DAY
CASTIN CROWN

To slow down aging and look younger than your Age, use TRE EN EN to feed your cells. You need one call on me.

delikay4luv: Hezekiah walker---praise is what I do
Chris Tomlin--amazing grace
Chris Tomlin--how great is our God
Ron kenoly---Lord use me
Ron kenoly---we humbly bow
Don moen----give thanks
Hillsong--------healer
Nathaniel bassey---book of life
Michael w. Smith---majesty
Michael w. Smith---ancient word
Kirk Franklin----my life is in your hands
Nicole mullen----my redeemer

I just love Chris Tomlin songs.
Just get me Chris Tomlin, Castin Crown and Third Day more than connected.

safarigirl: no be so guys been buy ring dey wait Oparanozie? Na im she give them 'ela' go turn lez

psychologist: Chelsea must loss

Guess you are nursing headache now We won

Tval: After surviving an early scare in their Premier
League opener to a newly promoted club, Chelsea will try for a more controlled start in their home opener against another newcomer this weekend. The Blues came from behind to beat Burnley 3-1 on Monday evening, and welcome Leicester City to Stamford Bridge on Saturday for the clubs' first top-flight meeting in over a decade. Two Chelsea off-season arrivals made an instant impact in Monday's victory at Burnley to help the club to a comfortable result after an early scare.
Diego Costa leveled the scores in the 17th minute after the ball rebounded to him off the post, while Cesc Fabregas marked his return to the Premier League in creative fashion with a wonderful assist for Andre Schurrle in the 21st minute and another set-up for Branislav Ivanovic in the 34th.
"We have a lot of work to do, we can play better," Schurrle told the club's official website. "We played well but there's always room for improvement.

"(The new signings) all played very well. Diego
scored his first goal which was very important for him. We saw with Cesc he always wants the ball. He likes to produce passes, like he did for me with the goal."
The Blues fell behind in the 14th minute when
Scott Arfield's vicious strike left goalkeeper
Thibaut Courtois picking the ball out of the back of the net in the opening minutes of his English football career.
"When you play against a team who have come up from a lower division, they are used to winning games," Courtois said. "With the home crowd, they put the pressure on and scored early but we had a good reaction and scored three goals." Chelsea (1-0-0) have won their last 11 Premier League home openers, but they'll remember their last matches at the Bridge in the spring as a bit more trying. The Blues suffered Jose Mourinho's only home league defeat in either of his two managing stints with the club in a 2-1 loss to Sunderland on April 19 before closing the home campaign with a scoreless draw against relegated Norwich City on May 4. Success has been easier to come by against the Foxes with six straight victories across all competitions. Though the clubs last met in league
play back in 2004, the Blues defeated Leicester 5-2 in a 2012 FA Cup quarterfinal at Stamford Bridge behind Fernando Torres' brace.
Leicester (0-1-0) - the Championship's best away club last season with 47 points in 23 matches and a 13-game unbeaten streak to end the campaign - opened with a promising 2-2 home draw with Everton on Saturday. Substitute Chris Wood scored in the 86th minute to earn the Foxes a point against a top-five 2013-14 club in their first Premier League match since 2004. Nigel Pearson's side also came from behind in the 22nd minute thanks to summer-signing Leonardo Ulloa's goal, which came just two minutes after Everton opened the scoring. "He has shown a lot of qualities," Pearson told the club's official website of the former Brighton striker. "His strength and work rate may surprise a few people today. He is a real team player. Our
players have very quickly recognised his
strengths. "When you become a club's record signing there is an added pressure which goes with that. He has handled that very well."
The Foxes might not be able to bank on a late
equalizer at the Bridge. Chelsea's defence
conceded 11 home goals in 2013-14, which
matched Arsenal for the lowest total in the
league.

CREDIT- KEVIN CHROUST (STATS Writer)

Match Appointments Referee: Lee Mason Assistants: M Mullarkey, M Wilkes Fourth Official: A Taylor

Another 3points for us UP BLUES

God understand.

RayMcBlue: - In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having intimate relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.)

- In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see
heir reflection in a mirror. (Do they look different reversed?). Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a
brick or piece of wood at all times. (A brick??)

- The penalty for self-service in Indonesia is decapitation. (Geez! I wouldn't be caught dead in that country)

- There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time .. Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry. (Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)

- In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. (Ah! Justice!)

- Coverless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England but only in tropical fish stores. (What's the point?)

- In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act. (Makes one shudder at the thought.)

- In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time. (I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?).

- In Maryland, USA, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises." (Is this a great country or what!)

ORISIRISI

Hehehehehe.

Dlordisgreat1: Dear computer gurus,

Come to my aid, i changed my system password few days ago, i have been using my former password for long, changed it due to my siblings, they too love games, i don't use it since then, i ON it now, but it giving me incorrect password, tried all possible passwords, all effort has been proved abortive,
Now, i am trying to reset the password, i insert my flashdrive, it saying the disk is not a password reset disk,
please all, come to my aid, am dying, i can't afford to lose all my files. Formatting is not an option.
Please!!!!!!
Acer core i3, windows 8.

Thanks in anticipation.

Hmmmm

joesparkle: You all scream Scam, Even when the opportunity is real, because of the mentality the opportunity will pass you by.
Wave hospitality is an NGO that's into creating entry level jobs for school leavers and degree holders who are finding it hard to get jobs. All we want is to empower ppl to reduce poverty level. Still some ppl ll stil say we are a Scam. The Question Rili is if we are a scam why wld we make the form free and easily accessible. What Nigeria youths need to learn is, there are no easy Jobs, when you get half a chance/opportunity, like a footballer you make it whole by put that half chance to good use.
If you are prepared to take this half a chance we are offering(half a chance because the salary is minimum of 30k) then click the link below and fill the form https://www.formstack.com/forms/?1766357-7AeuBKNH1r . Everybdy who fill the form, gets an interview, its nw left for you to prove your self.
GOOD LUCK!!!!!

JONATHAN

Davidolives: he can never try barton

He dare not BITE Joe Barton.

bengreat: What our coach should note is that the Germans will be defending Oshoala possibly with two players and when they do that our other girls should capitalize on this.

OK

Segadem: With God nothing shall be impossible.

Thou shall not FEAR

EBOLA! EBOLA!! EBOLA!!! How many times did i call you?

ziezy: Osun Oshogbo at work

FOR LAGOS

CFCfan: In your dreams

Cant you see yourself, my girls are wonderful.

CFCfan: Nigeria's line up:

1. CHIICHII (GK)
2. OKOYE (C)
4. OSHOALA
6. NNODIM
7. AYILA
8. DIKE
10.AYINDE
14.IGBINOVIA
15.NJOKU
18.ABASI
19.IHEZUO

These are my girls

ayoola190: With regards to your application as a Field Data Collector, pls confirm your availability to work in Ondo, sms your name and location to (a number)


Pls i need advice, what should i do?

Please dont do anything

lalasticlala: One of the biggest dating questions which haunt women is whether her boyfriend is ready to commit. She may be sticking around with him for almost a couple of years now, hoping that he will make up his mind and still waiting for the elusive engagement ring. If you don’t want this to happen to you, learn to pick up ten signs which tell you that he’s not going to propose marriage in a hurry.

1.He Never Discusses Marriage

This is perhaps the first hint that should start ringing warning bells in your mind. Your boyfriend cannot be caught dead talking about marriage as an institution or even commenting on commercials for wedding products and services. He won’t mention it even if his own brother is getting married and he is going to be the best man. His aversion to the M-word should be indication enough that marriage does not figure anywhere in his near future.

2.He Is Hugely Ambitious (Overambitious)

Guys whose only mission in their lives is to reach the top of their professional ladder are likely to take their time settling down. This is because emotional commitment to a partner might force them to cut down on their working hours and make networking with business contacts or frequent out-of-town trips difficult. Though this is not to say that married guys don’t find success – witness President Obama and Bill Gates - super ambitious men who are perpetually looking for the next bigger and better thing are more likely to consider marriage as leading to professional stagnation.

3.All His Friends Are Single

This is as sure a sign as any that your boyfriend is not going to propose marriage. If you notice that his social circle is exclusively made of bachelors and divorced men, it is evident that he is uncomfortable around married couples and has no plans to join their ranks in near future.

4.He Has Strong Sexual Needs

A guy who places great emphasis on sex and considers it the most important part of a relationship is unlikely to settle for a single partner. Gone are the days when men could be baited into marriage on the lure of sex. The dissociation of sex and marriage as well as sexual freedom for women has also made it easier for men to keep sleeping around unless they wish to marry for other reasons. And if your boyfriend has a large sexual appetite, it is unlikely to be satisfied by a single person. He will sooner or later get tired of being with you and move on to someone else he can go to bed with.

5.He Lives Out Of A Suitcase

Men with unstable living conditions usually have priorities like work and travel which are bound to clash with a stable married life. You may be thrilled to have a high-flying war correspondent or wildlife photographer as a boyfriend, but such people are unlikely to settle down to tame domesticity. Far easier to spot - and avoid – are guys who are in and out of jobs or in trouble with the law and thus perpetually on the move. Rather look for men who have stable lives since they are the ones more likely to be looking for stable relationships.

6.He Does Not take You To Meet His Family

This is an unmistakable sign that a guy is not considering marriage even though he may be dating someone. Men usually discuss their families only with those who are close enough to be let into their inner lives. If your boyfriend has never suggested that you meet his parents and even appears to be uncomfortable talking about them to you, then perhaps he is not ready to make you an intrinsic part of his life.

7.You Don’t Figure In His Plans

When talking about his future, does your guy merely discuss his goals of starting a business someday and are his dreams limited to retiring by the sea with his very own beach house and luxury boat? If so or something similar, then this is an indication that you are not part of his future plans and thus unlikely to be his wife any time soon. Unless of course, he goes through a life-changing experience and realizes the value of a committed relationship which is again putting too much store by chance and therefore not worth wasting your life for.

8.He Doesn’t Ask You About Yours

In a reversal of the above point, a guy unwilling to commit will also be uninterested to know about your life goals and hopes for the future. The present- comfortably carefree and uncomplicated - is good enough for him. He does not want to know if you want to eventually settle in the suburbs or how many kids would you like to have and whether you would prefer little girls or boys. Hell, he doesn’t even want to know where you have always wanted to go for your honeymoon! If you find all this true in case of your boyfriend, then you can kiss your dreams of marrying him goodbye and start looking for a more suitable guy.

9.He Is Divorced

While divorced men are technically single and thus seeming candidates for a committed relationship, if your guy has gone through a particularly messy divorce, then probably he cannot bear the thought of marrying again. To be sure about this, pry around gently to see how badly he feels about his breakup and whether the scars are deep enough to be permanent. Other than emotional issues, a divorced man may also be caught up in child support and alimony so as to make any further commitments completely out of the question.

10.He Is Not Forthcoming About Personal Information

Have you ever wondered why your boyfriend is always vague when you ask him about his work and where he lives? You might have a rough idea that he is into finance and that he commutes from the suburbs but if he is unwilling to clearly share his personal information with you, probably he has something to hide – a spouse or a lover maybe. Or more likely he is determined to keep you away from the rest of his personal life. Not exactly marriage material, is he?

No one can say for sure what goes on in a person’s mind and what influences his/her decisions. But if your boyfriend displays all or most of the above signs, then more likely than not, he is not yet ready to propose marriage to you.




http://www.futurescopes.com/proposing-marriage/2093/10-signs-hes-not-going-propose-marriage

OK

hazyfm: [size=18pt]But when did we play quarter finals ? [/size]

THEY PLAYED IT TOMMOROW

Havilah93: The falconets came out top of group C and will meet group D runners-up New Zealand on Sunday night.

England opened in perfect fashion scoring in just the fifth minute as Hannah Blundell played a clever through ball for Nikita Parris, who took one touch and then clipped a shot past the advancing Nigeria goalkeeper Ibijoke Sangonuga from the edge of the box.

The African champions drew level in an even contest four minutes before the interval after Loveth Ayila beat her marker with a skilful drag-back and shot powerfully from 25 yards. Goalkeeper Lizzie Durack got a hand to it but was unable to prevent the ball hitting the back of the net.

The second half was a tale of two penalties, with England’s Bethany Mead firstly missing after Parris was adjudged to have been fouled by Sangonuga. Within minutes at the other end, Asisat Oshoala was brought down after dribbling into the penalty area and stepped up to coolly side-foot the resultant spot-kick into the bottom-right corner.

New Zealand progressed after defeating Costa Rican 3-0 in the last group game.

OK.