₦airaland Forum

Timileyin: My Girl friend is calming the sitting in front is her right, me i dont understand ooo?

if at all she is older than your sister, your sister was with you during the thick and thorn before she appear...................... let her move to the back please she is not even married to to you yet and she is like this

MissTeaseMe: O ga o
Storey buildings collapsing in Lagos since 9000bc. Thanks to our "professional" engineers, products of our fantastic La crame la pour Universities

the engineer is in a big poo

BlackPeni5: Its a pity...see life wey Nigerians dey find this Liberian come dey waste her own.

I love the Nigerian spirit. "I'll rather kill myself than commit suicide"

Blame it on SAWYER

mcfarlin: WOW!

SIERRA LEONE AND GUINEA ARE VISA FREE!!!!


Time to go and enjoy myself there!

And make sure u dont come back to Nigeria again

stanogb: [size=13pt]WOW!!! So LIBERIA is VISA Free...

...Dusts traveling bag...[/size]

And make sure u dont return back to Nigeria please

OROBO is now a NigeriaEnglish word.

Ishilove: How does Ishilove show greenlight?

If you're on her bb contacts: when you chat her up and she responds, that's a major greenlight. On a normal day Ishilove does not respond to bb messages.

When Ishilove calls you with her credit: Under normal circumstances she NEVER uses her hard earned credit to call men. If she ain't attracted to you, you might even call her and she won't pick.

When you call her and she picks at the first ring. That's a green light. Most times she usually just stares at the phone and bobs her head as it rings.

She sends you text messages, and asks you personal questions.

When you meet her, she is very chatty and laughs at your lame asss jokes. Ishilove is usually reserved and would rather listen than talk, but if she chats and laughs, that's a neon green light flashing.

When you walk together on the street, if she moves close to you so that your bodies touch, that's a greenlight.

When you chat, she makes a point by making it a point to touch your hands, chest or neck, in order to pass a point. It doesn't get more 'greenlighty' than that.

Wait let me ask Ifa

What is the meaning of kpekus

Paro lo

Omo see Gobe

born2fuck: may God forgive me, I thought you are dead since we didn't hear from your troublesome brain, infact, I start thinking maybe you are among the soldiers sent to fight boko haram because you dey always mention barrack.

mobuch: E be like say thunder want scatter your left yansh for that ashewo thread wey u just dey use my name play

I dey always gbadun the two of you

mobuch: E be like say thunder want scatter your left yansh for that ashewo thread wey u just dey use my name play

mistudreh: Jonathan asks board to create three million jobs

President Goodluck Jonathan on Wednesday inaugurated
the Presidential Jobs Board.
The Chairman of the board is Vice President Namadi Sambo while Tony Elumelu is the Vice Chairman.
Jonathan mandated the board to create three million jobs
in 12 months.
He urged the board to develop a road map that would
gradually, on periodical basis, create jobs for the youth.
Other members of the board are the Secretary to the
Government of the Federation, Anyim Pius Anyim, Minister of Petroleum Resources, Mrs. Diezani Alison-
Madueke and Minister of Trade and Investment, Dr.
Olusegun Aganga.
The board also has the Minister of Labour, Emeka Wogu;
Agriculture Minister, Akinwumi Adesina; Solid Minerals
Minister, Musa Sada; Health Minister, Onyebuchi Chukwu;
Mnister of Education, Ibrahim Shekarau, and Governor of
the Central Bank of Nigeria, Godwin Emefiele, among
others as members.
The representatives of the private sector on the board are
Alhaji Aliko Dangote, Atedo Peterside, Chairman of Innoson Group, Innocent Chukwuma; Managing Director of First Bank of Nigeria PLC, Mr. Bisi Onasanya, and Mr. Ben Petters.
The President said the board was carefully constituted to
include key members of the public and private sectors to
ensure that the board draw on the cross-expertise of
people in government as well as those in private
enterprise.
Source; http://www.punchng.com/news/jonathan-asks-board-to-create-three-million-jobs/

LIE

Old age is what is disturbing her.

Hello Esanemmanuel how is ur health

mobuch tunfol Redbenson born2fuck hope u guys are doing good cool guys

Chidinho10: Most students in private universities are students that failed JAMB.

E.O.Q and E.O.D

shoefreak: Mtchew!!! Onpe!! Marriage isn't made for everyone jo. And if it isn't, for people to now add pressure into this complicated 'status/attitude/circumstance/phenomenon; it'd leave a lot of people even more grieved.

Ladies especially. People really need to start speaking as it concern them. So just like 'love' can be 'unnecessary' so also is 'marriage'. No two persons are the same, even identical twins. One can be married and the other single.

People should stop mounting pressure because of people's statuses. Beautiful or ugly, bottom line is 'how happy are you?' if you are, then fûck everyone with bad-belle/stuck-up/judgmental opinions about you and how you decide to live your life!

Se e concern their father?! Kilo kan iyalaya anybody nibe na?!! If he comes, he'd come find you but don't hide yourself in too much gross. You don't want him to not identify you under too much rubbish.

Yeye people spweing rubbish since odun gbogboro!!! Nansense!

I understand how you feel, is either you are SINGLE or MARRIED

Beckharm: My beautiful neighbor is still single cos she haven't found a suitor.

I am looking for a wife

And this MTN pipu nova give me my own Wetin I do them I no know Or is it becos I hardly recharge their line

Psylas: May Mr. Patrick Sawyer's ghost visit MTN offices

Ha!

AfricanApple: I usually see some girls wear ankle chain and I kinda admire it sometimes as I see it as fashion. but I was told its worn by prostitutes, that its what they use to identify themselves. how true is this besides how do you view girls who wear it.

for those I've seen who wears it, most of them are decent girls, so how come

They are not PROSTITUTES but they are ASHAWOS

charleff512: Hymn singing is a solemn way of worshipping God during Christian services.The Hymns are read from different worship song books or hymnals during the course of the service.While some are sung to worship God,others affirm one's love for God, pledge commitment to God's work on earth and remind Us of our home above etc.
The First line of my favourite Christian Hymn reads 'Guide me Oh thou Great Jehovah Pilgrim Through This Barren Land'

Master the tempest is raging!
The bilows are tossing high!
The sky is o'ershadowed with blackness,
No shelter or help is nigh:
"Carest Thou not that we perish?"
How canst Thou lie asleep,
When each moment so madly is threatening
A grave in the angry deep?
"The winds and the waves shall obey my will
Peace.... Be still!
Whether the wrath of the storm-tossed sea or demons, or men, or whatever it be.
No waters can swallow the ship where lies
The master of ocean, And earth, and skies,
THEY ALL SHALL SWEETLY OBEY MY WILL
PEACE BE STILL! PEACE BE STILL
THEY ALL SHALL SWEETLY OBEY MY WILL
PEACE, PEACE, BE STILL!

The longest serving president is in Africa.

Make them continue. Diaris God.

I dont think we have a functioning Government

I hate them, but where is that NL womanpolice, am missing her

LOBISH

Am coming.