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Christianity Etc › Re: Powerful Herbalist And Ogboni Cult Ruler Gives His Life To Christ. by Funjosh(m): 10:12am On Jul 06, 2014
[quote author=PAGAN 9JA]Nonsense. He is just an Ogboni member infiltrating your church. Give him some time..

https://www.nairaland.com/1796419/lagos-pastor-confesses-belong-ogboni

Have you ever wondered why Yoruba religion is the strongest Traditional Faith in Africa?

and probably the world after Hinduism, CTRs,etc.

I have a distinct feeling that it is because of the Ogboni Brotherhood that Ifa Orisha holds a lot of power in Yorubaland and couldnt fall prey to missionary activity.

Makes me wonder why only Yoruba religion survived in the diaspora out of all other tribes during the slave trade. .


Is it just a coincidence?

Or is it something that runs much deeper. .[/quote]Na you remain wey Holy Spirit go arrest grin
Politics › Re: State Of Federal Roads In Lagos-case Study: Tin Can Road by Funjosh(m): 8:25pm On Jul 01, 2014
This is serious
Politics › Re: Key Actor In Chibok Girls Abduction Arrested (Photo) by Funjosh(m): 4:08pm On Jul 01, 2014
I Hope it is True
Celebrities › Re: Adaeze Yobo Slams Football Fans For Criticizing Yobo's Own Goal by Funjosh(m): 4:00pm On Jul 01, 2014
Wetin She dey talk? huh huh
Sports › Re: Germany Vs Algeria: World Cup (2 - 1) On 30th June 2014 by Funjosh(m): 11:30pm On Jun 30, 2014
[quote author=dotcom_na_me_na_me][size=30pt]You guys don't get it?[/size] grin

[size=15pt]Fifa[/size] acronym.
[size=15pt]F.[/size]football
[size=15pt]I.[/size]is not
[size=15pt]F.[/size]for
[size=15pt]A.[/size]africa[/quote]Chai!
Sports › Re: Germany Vs Algeria: World Cup (2 - 1) On 30th June 2014 by Funjosh(m): 10:15pm On Jun 30, 2014
Wetin this One they talk self lipsrsealed huh huh huh
ideyvexnow: How Nigeria Can Win The Fifa World Cup In 2018.

It is no longer news that Nigeria have just been eliminated from the ongoing 2014 Fifa World cup in Brazil.

This can be attributed to many factors such as poor squad selection, in ability to defend set pieces, lack of creativity in the final third of the

pitch and finally, sub standard/half baked player abilities development (with the exception of Enyeama)

The Real Problem....

It is public knowledge that Nigeria is the most successful country in the world at the Fifa Under 17 World Cup level, but we have not been able

to translate this success to the Super Eagles.

The Reason for this is simply because, at the under 17 level, Nigeria has lots of football academies around the country whose job is to scout for

and train naturally talented and skillful young players who are between JS3 and SS2 level.

These academies help the young footballers to develop their personal abilities like running, jumping, heading, shooting, passing, dribbling, ball

juggling etc.

As a result, Nigeria benefits immensely, by winning lots of Under 17 world cups.

Our problem begins once these players return from the under 17 world cup tournaments.

These players are simply abandoned to their own fate to fend for themselves and as a result, the following happens,

1. The team spirit and cohesion is destroyed

2. The youngsters whose can't fend for themselves at 17 years of age, fall by the way side or sign useless exploiting contracts that end up

destroying their careers.

No more effort is made by the nation to assist these youngsters in further developing their skills.

It's like stopping your child's education at SS2 level and you want the child to go and compete for the post of MD of a company with people

holding PHD.

The Solution is ... The Super Eagles Special Player Development Program ....

1. We need to identify all the top/best football players from the past and present and emulate them/ clone them. Players such as

Christian Ronaldo, Lionel Messi, Ronaldindo, Arjen Robben, Ronaldo De Lima, David Beckam, Gabriel Batistuta etc. We will then select a group of

talented players to specially train and mold them into each of these special players. To do this, we will need to contract special foreign personal

trainers for each young talented player.

2. The federal government of Nigeria, will give these boys special juicy football contracts and payment packages that will last at least till they

become 23 years and sign a better local or foreign contract or are dropped from the Super Eagles Special Player Development Program.

2. Nigeria will contract foreign personal trainers to train of boys in areas such as dribbling, shooting, heading, free kicks, penalty kicks, goal

keeping etc.

3. Nigeria will contract foreign personal trainers to train selected number of players to dribble and shoot like Messi. We will get another foreign

personal trainer, to train a selected group of talented boys to player like Christiano Ronaldo etc.

4. We will contract a foreign technical adviser to select and coach the best 22 players among these hand picked and specially trained players.

This Technical Adviser will organize competitive matches for these boys against local and foreign opponents. This will continue until these boys

become 23 years old.

5. At the age of 23 years, these players can now be allowed to sign contracts with foreign clubs.

Once we have finished developing super star footballers, we can now ensure that any Coach or Technical Adviser hired is forced to only select

player from our Super made in Nigeria Eagles

I believe that If this blueprint is followed, Nigeria will win the 2018 world cup with ease.

Guys and Girls, what do you think?
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs France World Cup (0 - 2) On 30th June 2014 by Funjosh(m): 6:45pm On Jun 30, 2014
Those guys are self na wa o.
Politics › Re: Continue Pursuing Your Legitimate Business, Kwankwaso by Funjosh(m): 6:57am On Jun 30, 2014
Baba how far na, this thing no pay you o. just grow up and Let go hatered
arewarepublic: Some people are trying hard to provoke the north. Haba Kwankwaso, northerners were humiliated and tagged boko haram,all you could do is tell them to accept it as destiined upon them? The ibos in the north should all be arrested and tagged MASSOB untill an investigation proves otherwise.

And to the northerners who cant keep their arsses in the north but rather go to that cursed land of the falling sun, it serves you right.
Politics › Re: Continue Pursuing Your Legitimate Business, Kwankwaso by Funjosh(m): 6:52am On Jun 30, 2014
I thought people like you are gone with the last NL Tsunami huh
ednut1: if na d igbos. dey wud have been cryin like fowls. making accusations.labelled dem BH yet dey had no weapon.jewish zionist suck abeg
Sports › Re: Costa Rica Vs Greece World Cup (5 -3) On Penalties On 29th June 2014 by Funjosh(m): 6:38am On Jun 30, 2014
So Costa Rica won Atlast! I didn't finish the match cos I slept off. lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Career › Re: 20 Ways To Instantly Build Your Self-confidence by Funjosh(m): 6:29am On Jun 30, 2014
Se mo ri kan si
Sports › Re: Brazil Vs Chile - World Cup (3 - 2) On Penalties On 28th June 2014 by Funjosh(m): 12:08am On Jun 29, 2014
Columbia go beat Brazil grin grin grin
Sports › Re: Colombia Vs Uruguay - World Cup (2 - 0) On 28th June 2014 by Funjosh(m): 11:10pm On Jun 28, 2014
Colombia go beat Brazil grin grin grin
Nairaland General › Re: Reaction Of Nairalanders During The Offline Period! by Funjosh(m): 10:58pm On Jun 28, 2014
This is serious lipsrsealed
Christianity Etc › Re: The Chosen Church And The Failed Miracle Ala Lazarus by Funjosh(m): 3:32am On Jan 10, 2014
This is Yam Pepper Scater Scater. (isu ata yan yan)
Sports › Re: I Never Knew Mikel Could Score Goals - Mourinho by Funjosh(m): 9:58pm On Jan 05, 2014
Jose Mourinho must u alway talk?
Culture › Re: Which Is The Easiest Nigerian Language To Learn? by Funjosh(m): 5:38pm On Jan 05, 2014
All of the above. Dont ask me because i cant explain.
Computers › Re: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by Funjosh(m): 3:02pm On Jan 05, 2014
Donsammi: thatz Overheatinq .try nd chanqe ur fan or check if the Fan is disable frm BIOs menu
Please how can i get to BIos menu, i finaly get where the BIOs setup but couldnt see if the fan is disable or not.
Computers › Re: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by Funjosh(m): 7:47pm On Jan 04, 2014
my laptop goes off after 20-30mins of usage, when i put it on back, it goes of almost imediatly until after it cools down before it stay for another 20-30mins, and i think the fan is not rolling again any help please?
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Ethiopia (2 - 1): Int'l Friendly On Saturday, January 4, 2014 by Funjosh(m): 3:03pm On Jan 04, 2014
so Naija get match today.
Phones › Re: Tecno N7 5" Android Phone by Funjosh(m): 9:56pm On Dec 30, 2013
please how can I close unused a
pplication.
Phones › Re: Tecno N7 Is Officially Out by Funjosh(m): 6:01am On Dec 30, 2013
Am using the phone now.
Politics › Re: When Did Using A Phone In A Military Checkpoint Become An Offence. by Funjosh(m): 11:53am On Dec 28, 2013
Army, they are the one i love most and fear most so just please comply with whatever they said. But assuming it was those MIB just tell them say it is Inspector General Ajanlekoko that is on the line that he is even greeting them self.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: I Am In LOVE But Dont Know What To Do? by Funjosh(op): 8:25am On Dec 28, 2013
Cregon: You think abi? No advice for you. Wen are sure, come back and then ask like this, "fellow nairalanders, i've fallen in love. Please tell me, how do I go about it?". . . .it may even hit front page. . . . . . .
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: I Am In LOVE But Dont Know What To Do? by Funjosh(op): 8:25am On Dec 28, 2013
philtrum: wait for Noble NL love Doctors And that information is too small, make it juicy.
Wait be sure o stop thinking
Am on the track of been sure. When is Noble coming?
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: I Am In LOVE But Dont Know What To Do? by Funjosh(op): 8:23am On Dec 28, 2013
slap1: Tell her, or him.
How to go about it.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › I Am In LOVE But Dont Know What To Do? by Funjosh(op): 7:04am On Dec 28, 2013
I think I am in love with
someone, what should I
do?

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