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InvestmentRe: How Safe Is NAIRAZ? by Funkadict(m): 10:22am On Feb 03, 2017
jumoke6:
buy emerald today and if you don't get paid within 50hours, post it here
My wife and I donated emerald each and it's over 9days. Yet to be paid. Usernames: Olufemi, Funky. My uncle donated Ruby over 5days because of my testimony but yet to be paid too...username is Gabriel. Please help out. Thanks.
RomanceRe: Photo Of Half Unclad Lady And A Guy Sparks Heated Online Debate. See Why by Funkadict(m): 8:10am On Oct 14, 2016
C'mon! don't be fooled. I can do better than this on photoshop. She cropped out the guy and made him grayscale.
To be sure, enlarge the picture and check the edges of his blue towel.
PoliticsRe: "Islamisation Of Nigeria Is Real" - Ben Nwabueze by Funkadict(m): 10:42am On Oct 06, 2016
tdayof:
Enough of all these religious issues. I'm a Christian and my Bible didn't ask Me to blame people and be self centered.
You're all full of biased mind. You are a Christian but your way of living doesn't prove so.

Nb:I'm a Christian
The picture under your comment says study Islam and not Muslim, Islam is perfect, Moslems are not.
It only makes me wonder that if it takes following Islam to make you a Muslim an imperfect one what does that describe Islam as in contrast to another one that say you should live as light because you are the bible that people read?

Anyway I'm not debating books or religion, but whatever will not allow freedom of choice and religion should not be encouraged
PoliticsRe: Fulani Herdsmen Cause Accident On Lagos-Ibadan Expressway by Funkadict(m): 4:32pm On May 04, 2016
It is a pity that we are not wise enough to see it, to start praying and preparing for it. The president will not do anything real until the herdsmen are all over Nigeria, by the time they reveal who they really are and what their plans are, it will be too late to run. You will be forced to take their offer or give your life for what you believe in. It won't be so long from now. Its a PROPHECY, but if you take it serious you can escape it.
PoliticsRe: 2016 Budget Crisis Confirms My Position That Buhari Is Clueless, Incompetent by Funkadict(m): 8:15pm On Apr 12, 2016
folks4luv:
Nigerians must learn to listen to a message without focusing on d messenger. can remember while in sch in international public relations class, a lecturer once asked us why Akunyili's save Nigeria project didn't work, d ans was obvious, the project was about projecting a good image of Nigeria whereas d country was not in a good form, but those other countries could see d real situation.
Buhari is globetrotting to sell Nigeria to foreign countries, but those countries have embassies here in Nigeria, they have people who are seeing d real situations. so who are we deceiving? don't b surprised that folks in China are laughing hard behind buhari on this budget issue, esp cos he will most likely b selling propaganda to them.
think people. this budget thing is an embarrassment. u may hate Fayose, but if u love Nigeria, u will agree with most of his points
You are a darling.....keep it up
RomanceRe: How I Got Saved From Masturbation. by Funkadict(m): 4:01pm On Mar 31, 2016
Bluezy13:
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My believe is that one can either manage masturbation by gradually reducing the rate at which one masturbates or most importantly, get your mind occupied by something else.
I implore you continue to occupy your mind with the things of God....

Stay away from circumstances that will cause you to masturbate...
Good advice bro. I love that.

Try and walk/work in the spirit always and you will find it easy not to fulfil the desires of the flesh
FamilyRe: How To Live With a contentious woman by Funkadict(m): 12:37pm On Mar 28, 2016
yvelchstores:
A man will read this n think to himself, " this is how my silly wife is" then goes home and gets angry at her for no reason causing a fight. Op, this thread, what effect will this thread have on relationships?
I mean no disrespect ma, but, are you a contentious woman? Because as far as I'm concerned.....there is nothing in the write-up that can make a sane man go angry at his good wife for nothing.......#justsaying
FamilyRe: I Saw This On My Wife's Phone.....should I Be Worried? by Funkadict(m): 9:00am On Jan 02, 2016
kweenkong:
You should talk to her. She regrets a lost love.
Ask the details of the meeting not to quarrel but to work towards your marriage. Tell her the dangers of the ex, reassure her of your love. But let her if she messes up she is gone.

She met up with an ex who never had sex with her but it resurrected old feelings. Let her know the guy might not feel the same and she should think if she is willing to end her marriage for that.

Part of your duties as a husband and leader of your home is guidance. God is ur strength.
I've read the post of so many ladies on NL. I like yours most and believe you'll make a good wife.....if you're not one already
HealthRe: Woman Gives Birth To A Mystery Baby In Lagos(pictures) by Funkadict(m): 11:20am On Oct 23, 2015
We Nigerians can be very funny mehn......how will someone even think that to have been inscribed by a god.....well, I want to believe it can be medically explained and rectified.
But if na you oga allah!!!.......hmm .....you no try o
Forum GamesRe: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Funkadict(m): 12:18am On Oct 23, 2015
Wow! 888pages of convos and shout-outs!!! Mehn......looks a lot like. I*WANT*IN. But where's everyone, is a curfew on? Anyone out there?!!!!!!!!
CelebritiesRe: Jim Iyke And Son In Adorable New Photo by Funkadict(m): 10:46am On Oct 09, 2015
omusiliyu:
Children out of wedlock are badluck to the parents.

Is what I heard.
An innocent new born has no power to decide where, when or what relationship will bring him forth, should you call such a bad luck. What if your mum had lied to you?!
PoliticsRe: Ife Chiefs Confirm Ooni Is Dead by Funkadict(m): 12:36pm On Aug 11, 2015
the Oba of lagoon will follow soon.

Amen in the Miighty name.......FIRE!!! Bro. Abeg no dey curse o
PoliticsRe: Fayose: Buhari Forfeited Half His Salary? I Am Ready To Forfeit All Of Mine by Funkadict(m): 1:48pm On Jul 19, 2015
Truth be told o. If allowances be cut in half from the presidency down to the sitting allowance of the senators and HOA guys, Nigeria will have a lot to save for real. Another thing is that, before you condemn anyone you should try and have a genuie reason for doing so. Despite how educated many Nigerians claim to be, many are only flowing along the current that APC created with the media, without even weighing their promises for the 1st one month in office against her achievements in these past days. If we are really going to move forward. Let's leave all distractions and focus on making our country better, starting with how you share your opinion on social media.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Don't Be Brash And Over-confident: Lesson For Job Seekers by Funkadict(m): 10:28am On Jul 18, 2015
adeaks:
I don't get the message this story is trying to pass. The engineer who couldn't drive lied and you should never encourage lying in an interview.
What happens if the Head of HR or any of his bosses asks him to drive a car for real the next day after his employment. Will his lie not become exposedhuh
Its an ilustration bro. I don't think the OP is encouraging lying. But the spotlight of the story is on the brags of those who think they know it all...........it won't get you what you want all the time.
BusinessRe: Hausa Ajami/Arabic Inscriptions Removed From New N100 Note by Funkadict(m): 10:55am On Nov 18, 2014
ransomed:
Some blood thirsty religionists can wake up tomorrow morning and start killing. Please, let us allow peace to reign so that they wont have any reason to exterminate people. Thanks.
I just hope those whose religion has always done the killings will be able to agree with your wise idea. I doubt if their religion agrees with peace for other religions except theirs.
NYSCRe: Nysc Batch C14 TARABA STATE Let's Meet Here by Funkadict(m): 3:06pm On Nov 03, 2014
The ladies will sleep in the hostel but the boys that come on time would sleep in the few hostel allocated with light. The rest is extension. Very far, no light, no water but you would see those small children to do everything for you.

The soldiers are cool but they might change this batch cause the nysc officials vexed them and they promised to show the next batch pepper.

OC Morale is the surest soldier. If he's your platoon instructor, you will enjoy.

Your physical training would be fun. Aljacaraja position. It's fun.

I don't know what else to say... Just ask, I would answer.[/quote]My person! you make sense. you got me at the Ajacaraja posistion thingy. ****to the riiight ABOUT TURN and removes head dress for you****
I was in platoon four and Al-Hassan is our commandant sha. I'm one of the batch B corp members too, I'm still in Taraba though. serving in Zing LGA.

Taraba is fun for real......come and enjoy yourself guys; only thing is...once you find yourself in Benue late into the night, beg the driver to find a place to pass the night. the only route linking Otukpo and Gboko is manned by deadly armed robbers. Be warned please. (I was once a victim on my first trip. na God save man pikin o ) apart from that, you'll enjoy yourselves, and I can say that again. Save journey guys - Otondos Special
NYSCRe: Taraba State Batch B14 Let's Meet Here by Funkadict(m): 6:55am On Aug 04, 2014
Jimwalex: i got dis frm nysc taraba website..
Information For Prospective Corps
Members
After the security checks at the gate, you will go
through a process of registration. From experience,
those who are fully prepared for this registration
process are quick to finish their registration and
settle down to camp life.
So, to have an easy passage through the
registration process, make sure that you have
original and photocopies of all your documents,
passport photographs .
Please I need more details about all necessary documents, its just to make, sure if I'll need to add to what I already have before leaving today.
Thanks much
NYSCRe: Taraba State Batch B14 Let's Meet Here by Funkadict(m): 6:45am On Aug 04, 2014
TheCode: I just formed a watsapp group for we Taraba faithfuls grin Please drop ur num so i can add u to the group. Cheers
08064992803 and 07054411529 (as I don't know which network's better there)
Janadict is the name bro
NYSCRe: Taraba State Batch B14 Let's Meet Here by Funkadict(m): 6:38am On Aug 04, 2014
mightyfada: I hear they pay 10k
Not sure
Can anybody confirm if its true
I was told that they pay corpers 2500k too. I don't know which to believe.
Until we get there sha.
PoliticsRe: Female Suicide Bomber Dies In Failed Attempt to bomb University In Kano by Funkadict(m): 2:13pm On Jul 28, 2014
The painful thing is that their sponsors and masters have thought them to avoid the media like a plague, even if you see a phone on them, its only to direst them to targeted innocent ones. I seriously wish these messages of yours can somehow get through to them.
CelebritiesRe: Cossy Orjiakor's First Time In Traditional Attire (photo by Funkadict(m): 10:14am On Dec 30, 2013
This isn't funny really. How come she goes to church and still dress like that? Is her way of dressing suposed to give other's minds a godly thought or otherwise? I think she really needs to quit her worldliness and go to that church as a christian who practice christ-likeness.
Jokes EtcRe: Photo Of The Day: Nigeria Police Vs Evil Spirit by Funkadict(m): 7:17am On Dec 19, 2013
mesh33: Lmao! Funny die. Ara orun show ur prowes nw
na d whol-a-dem evil jare. Only say one side get gun and uniform, d other dey use rags and whip. Lmao
Christianity EtcRe: Some Things That Attract Demons To People by Funkadict(m): 7:08am On Dec 19, 2013
why do you buy it to begin with? What you believe is what haunts you cos if i have the shirt i'll be prancing around proudly in it cos in my Mind i know that i'm telling satan (living inside most posters here) that his glory is faded to his face. Dont you think the demon in you made you discard the shirt cos it's angered by being reminded its past? grin[/quote]hey bro! If not for God u can't even think it to yab the devil to his face o. Plus did not d bible talk about fleein from every appearanc of evil? Once it resemble evil or said not to be good...whatever you can put on for every1 to see on u, its not worth it.
Christianity EtcRe: Some Things That Attract Demons To People by Funkadict(m): 6:52am On Dec 19, 2013
I could remember, after watching d latter part of harry potter, and then also, I had won all the levels of d Zuma-god game. For some nights I use to have funny dreams and hear funny sounds. Spiritual ignorance can only be taken out by the Holy spirit.
God help us all.
Christianity EtcRe: Are You Serving God To Make Heaven? by Funkadict(m): 10:29am On Sep 03, 2013
I'm serving God because I love Him, and now I know that heaven starts from within me. My body is His Temple thus making me experience heaven right here on earth. It is a refreshing joy and peace that no earthly wealth can give. No wonder I don't feel troubled, or scared by national disasters, terrors and wars, He had already hinted me that all those will happen and that He has already overcome the world. When you seek heaven, every other things will indeed be supplied. Plus a hope that after leaving this earth, you still have a better place of eternal rest. I love you Lord.
Technology MarketRe: Etisalat Bis On Pc And Phones(unlimited) by Funkadict(m): 12:01am On Jun 23, 2013
@OP:Thanks for the info.....but this config isn't working o
PoliticsRe: Afenifere Blasts Ahmadu Ali For Denigrating Yorubas by Funkadict(m): 9:01am On Mar 20, 2013
I've been enjoying this debate so far. Yorubas have scored 95% already, d issue is I know not how to share 5% between a red-capped and Ali as they both lack proves to establish their point.
Another issue is that, I dont know if Obj (NFI- National Fuelprice Inflator) is their reason for hating d yorubas, or Awo who masterminded some great feats that had first ranked Nigeria d giant of Africa.....
But if by their fruits we shall know them, then leave Obj and Awo to their tribe and lets talk of another national achiever from other tribes.... Thanks.
PoliticsRe: Boko-Haram Releases Video Of Kidnapped French Family In Cameroon by Funkadict(m): 5:54am On Feb 26, 2013
[quote author=Had_one]The comments to follow this topic will clearly prove beyond reasonable doubt that Boko-Haram is more of Christianity than Islam. That this guys above are truely Christians trying any possible means to give Islam a bad name. It happened not once not twice. I will not comment further, the following comments and hidden comments will justify my claim.[/quote]Are you human or just an auto-replying machime?

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