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Crime / Re: Man Sets Wife Ablaze In Ondo After He Discovered She Secretly Bought Property by FunKiller: 7:11am On Feb 06, 2022
This man has probably been footing all the family bills and expenses including that of that of his now dead wife, all the whole she pockets her money acquiring property and buying vehicles for road.
Why did she hide it from husband, this is wickedness and she is wrong.
Years of betrayal and lying to his face everyday can drive a man crazy, It is not about jealousy or whatnot .
Most women are naturally selfish creatures.
His wife was a Opp and Opps get killed on sight.
Let us see her enjoy the property in hell naw.
Bomboclart ! grin

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Sports / Re: Eden Hazard And Lessons For Nigerian Youths by FunKiller: 8:54pm On Jan 24, 2022
Hashimyussufamao:


https://punchng.com/eden-hazard-and-lessons-for-nigerian-youths/

Cool story bro
After your long essay
Hazard and Neymar will still be richer than you ever be
Matter of fact they probably made more money than you have made this year in the time it took you to write this parable . Off ya Mic comrade grin

I never forget a face—but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.”
—Groucho Marx
Romance / Re: Having A Crush On Your Cousin... by FunKiller: 5:33pm On Jan 24, 2022
Datboredberry:
I don't judge... But a month ago, I would proudly say that catching feelings for your cousin or any other relative is the grossest thing... An abomination even...

But I've noticed that my own cousin (my half-uncle's son) has been noticing me...

Ofcourse, nothing's gonna happen... He's a senior sec student, probably never had a girlfriend... I have a boyfriend... The thought of anything happening between us is still gross...

I've just come to realise that it's possible to like like a cousin you haven't seen for years... I didn't know his name till a few days ago... I didn't know he existed sef! grin


I have been in your shoes OP
My cousin sister got admission in my city so she came to stay with us for a while
We just met for the first time she has succulent skin and body I wondered how it will be like to fcuq her , after some days I noticed she started fancying me. Started trying on my clothes and I usually catch her staring at me.
One faithful day everyone was away leaving just me and her in the house.
She told me she wants to shower so she will be clean and ready for me.
I wondered what this statement meant in my head but am sure my dick knew the answer I was avoiding.
It took everything in me not to fcuq her that day for I knew she was willing. Girls can tempt person enh.

I wonder if I'm crossing the line here
She is from a different mother and father undecided
I recently got my own place and she wanted to visit but I am posting her
Guys what do u think a nigga should do here ? embarassed
Romance / Re: Imma Kill This Pussy And Get Convicted For Murder (images) by FunKiller: 5:10pm On Jan 24, 2022
Sonnobax15:
grin
Eyahhhhh,see as bob risky get better shape pass many of our bannies... chaiiii grin grin. Bob risky don mad finish grin

Holy Gram WTF

Dude you are definitely gay for this suspicious comment :
You and OP are in the same damn boat

Still he/she is more of a woman than keyboard feminist @FERNANDEZISBACK grin
Romance / Re: Why Does Ladies Always Have This Mentally - Photos by FunKiller: 12:00am On Jan 23, 2022
Nigerian girls these days are so pathetic. 2 seconds after chatting you are already begging for sub.
How many girls dey sub for guy b4 Never,
Nigerian guys are very smart they seem to produce money out of nothing using their brains, internet , trading even betting to generate funds but these set of girls nowadays keep dragging us back, nothing to offer except sex. No imagination or hustling spirit no original idea or innovation to make money.
All of them olosho then copy each other with hairmaking , tailor or cake baking or bedsheet seller. All fake to launder their olosho run girls money. (Spits)
They are useless all of them ( in Mosdii voice)

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Romance / Re: Mosidi LEGACY Lives On!! by FunKiller: 11:31pm On Jan 22, 2022
Swear I will carry on his legacy
Most naija girls are very useless set of human beings I have ever met. Infact 99% , I wonder who marries this daughters of jezebel.
Never have I met such selfish foolish out of touch with reality people in my life.
Always ready to leech off a nigga whilst contributing nothing to his life even their sex no good, I have way more fun with Ghana ladies.
Can't wait till the day I leave this naija for good and say good riddance to these animals in female form. cool
They are all USELESS (in Mosidi voice )

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Romance / Re: What Is The One Thing That Always Gets People Attracted To You? by FunKiller: 9:16pm On Jan 22, 2022
I am tall, handsome well educated intelligent, got my own place and a job.
But you will see naija girl wey no even reach me will be forming rubbish, has nothing to offer me besides sex. Tell them to create a folder on computer and see nonsense.
Most young Naija girls are all useless , all of them (in Mosdii voice) angry

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Celebrities / Re: Kanye West Kisses Julia Fox, His New Girlfriend (Photos) by FunKiller: 11:26am On Jan 15, 2022
Kanye West stays winning. He sure knows how to pick Baddies.
1. Amber Rose
2. Kim Kardashian
3. Julia Fox
For those saying this lady is flat, you have not seen her film 'uncut gems'.

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Agriculture / Re: I Was Almost Bitten By This Puff Adder In My Corn Farm In Kaduna (Pictures) by FunKiller: 5:11pm On Jan 09, 2022
It is a sin to catch live snake
Don't you know Lucifer = Snake
According to Mummy G.O.
You will surely not make heaven unless you invite Lalasticlala for the puff adder pepper soup grin
Fashion / Re: Prince, Saskay, Others At 2021 African Hair Summit In Abuja (Pictures) by FunKiller: 2:51pm On Dec 11, 2021
Saskay clearly misunderstood what the whole event was about.
You are wearing European fake hair/wig to an event celebrating African afro hair.
Contradicting yourself
Kwontinue on your kworruption (in Buhari voice) SMH angry
Crime / Re: Olive Ize-Iyamu: UNIBEN Student Missing In Lagos After 'Leaving Home To Cook' by FunKiller: 9:56am On May 26, 2021
This one don commot school go take D somewhere forget herself
No be the first time be this I know Naija girls
Especially all these ones in school
When she don finish her D appointment she will resurface
Am just baffled that in this insecurity period these girls are not still updating their close friends and family of their location before taking off to some guys house for over 9 days can u imagine
School is probably still in session nobody seen her that's why their scared.
Sports / Re: Napoli Sack Head Coach, Gennaro Gattuso by FunKiller: 6:36am On May 24, 2021
Good riddance
You know you need to win at home vs Verona to make champion's league. You go draw allow Juve to pass you also cutting my perfect ticket.
Crime / Re: Priscilla Ojong: I'm Not Missing! My Phone Got Damaged by FunKiller: 9:28am On May 15, 2021
No be today Dem born me . We all know this young girl don go for D - appointment somewhere don go forget herself for 3 good weeks.
Now she wants to blame it on that poor phone which am sure she didn't buy herself, and couldn't even bother or afford to fix it for 3 weeks. School is probably in session and no one has seen her na why her friends report her missing .
Wonders shall never end grin grin

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