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Politics / Re: What The North Is Doing To Tinubu Is Not Good Oo. by FunKiller: 1:16am On Oct 25, 2022
duro4chang:
TINUBU will rule this country. Your parents will be his footstools.
And your parents must be ashamed of producing a failure like you. Go join Festus Racoon cry

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Politics / Re: Video Of Peter Obi’s Son, Gregory Oseloka As An Actor In US Sparks Reactions by FunKiller: 1:18pm On Oct 24, 2022
Sannisege:
Unfortunately Obi cannot win the election. E just dey mumu himself and his immature followers called disObidients.

When HE Peter Obi wins next year feel free to relocate to Nigerv,Chad or Togo to avoid being under his good leadership madman

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Politics / Re: What The North Is Doing To Tinubu Is Not Good Oo. by FunKiller: 12:34pm On Oct 24, 2022
duro4chang:
You have just started. May your wailing last till eternity. Tinubu will govern this country.
Govern your papa village. I wo der how much they paying you to bankroll your madness and trolling.
I have seen that you have nothing constructive or intelligent to say so I won't engage with dimwits anymore. Adios urchin

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Politics / Re: What The North Is Doing To Tinubu Is Not Good Oo. by FunKiller: 11:41am On Oct 24, 2022
duro4chang:
Looser. E pain you. You go wail taya

At this point you sound like a primary 5 boy that is fighting over kuli kuli. Grown man like you. It really takes a brainless person to support APC. I rest my case you are beyond saving.This you Seun Sesan ? grin

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Politics / Re: What The North Is Doing To Tinubu Is Not Good Oo. by FunKiller: 11:32am On Oct 24, 2022
duro4chang:
Loser!!! E pain you? Failure! You and your Pandora are losers. Obi can never rule Nigeria. Continue to wail and gnash your teeth. Wailer. I laugh at you kikikikikiki

Kikikiki KILL YOURSELF agbado pampers licker. You sound like a retarded person. Not even gonna reply you sef. The Lord has already started his work of emancipting Nigeria. Whether you like it or not we are dragging your asses to the promised land. But you can feel free to die at the gate if you no want to enter

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi Visits Umueri & Other Communities Affected By Flood In Anambra by FunKiller: 11:29am On Oct 24, 2022
JAGS001:

Obi wey no go win Anambra self, lol I pity you better find better thing to do, that sweet tear wey you wan drink i believe yours alone will full 12 bucket no worry na Feb 2023 the time is not that far anymore grin.

You must be high or something Obi will sweep SE, SS and half of your precious SW plus middle belt.
I can't wait for Feb sef so useless agbado pampers lickers can eat sh!t at the polls. Nigerians will Reject APC/ PDP.
You think everyone loves suffering like you
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Visits Umueri & Other Communities Affected By Flood In Anambra by FunKiller: 11:25am On Oct 24, 2022
Successkay12:

I believe your brain deserve factory reset bcus what d guy said is normal. Those people needed money and not showoff

At least I have a brain unlike you brainless yoruba zombie licking the ass your glorified drug lord Tinubu. Enjoy your miserable oppressed life in surulere in peace and leave the whole country out of it .. mtcheww rubbish

Politics / Re: Obidient Movement Are Rattled By APC Rallies - Osigwe Omo-Ikirodah by FunKiller: 11:21am On Oct 24, 2022
akbonus:


TIFNUBU WHO NEVER WENT TO SCHOOL IS A BILLIONAIRE WHAT DO YOU EXPECT OF SOMEONE WHO EVEN GOT 3RD CLASS IN PHILOSOPHY IN A NIGERIA UNIVERSITY THAT CAN BE VERIFIED,NOT SOME INVISIBLE FEDERAL GOVT COLLEGE IBADAN OR CHICAGO SCAM OR MOBIL SHIT.I AM SURE THE DRUG YOU CARRYING FOR HIM AS A MULL IS AFFECTING YOUR BRAIN.I PITY YOUR PARENTS,IF ONLY THEY KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE DONE TO YOURSELF.

Don't mind these unless agbado urchins. They don't like themselves and want others to be like them. We won't vote in any sick desperate old kleptomaniac evil theif as president.
Peter obi all the way 2023
Politics / Re: Obidient Movement Are Rattled By APC Rallies - Osigwe Omo-Ikirodah by FunKiller: 11:19am On Oct 24, 2022
alanto:
Obi na crook. For the man to have followers make naija tire me....

How can you say you suspend campaign and you are going all over the place to campaign, I hate the man's hypocrisy. He doesn't want to fund the campaign... He doesn't want to share money to the campaign council... Watch how he said he will suspend campaign until the flooding season is over, that's a natural disaster how does anybody know if it's going to end? Obi is a fraud... He's the worse among the candidates.... I just don't like the hypocrisy and pretence... angry

Eat sh!t useless agbado urchin. Sniff your masters coke and cry more Obi is your next president

Politics / Re: What The North Is Doing To Tinubu Is Not Good Oo. by FunKiller: 5:13pm On Oct 23, 2022
duro4chang:
E be like say my comment dey make you sad. You have just started. I go give you more of it. Before election many of you will get heart attack. Kikikikikiki! I laff at your woe. Tinubu is the next president of Nigeria joor. The best man for the job. Haters continue to feel sad. I like it like that. As e dey pain you e dey sweet us here .

Keep dreaming urchin I laugh at you in swahili. Amoda ogunlere in losing by a landslide and also losing in Lagos make my words, his time is up and the vultures are circling, the end of a wicked man is always very funny just watch till the end. I have already bought buckets for your tears.
Peter Obi is your next president. Cry more

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Politics / Re: BVAS: INEC REC Shows How It Stops Election Rigging(video) by FunKiller: 5:00pm On Oct 23, 2022
Agbado master and his agbero urchins will be disappointed that election day. No ballot box to snatch, Obidients fully on ground to defend their votes. No amount of drug and looted money can make him president. He will only shit his pampers as he watches Peter Obi winning by a landslide.
Kikikiki Bourdillion lion in the mud grin

Politics / Re: Peter Obi Visits Umueri & Other Communities Affected By Flood In Anambra by FunKiller: 7:03am On Oct 23, 2022
JAGS001:
See his own campaign strategy lol
He didn't visit owo massacre since it wasn't election campaign time.
He didn't address the youths during endsars.
He didn't help, support or encourage Nigerians during 2020 pandemic and you expect me to draw my support for a man who doesn't give a damn about Nigerians after 2019 election until 2022 before he showed his soured face to the public because of his desperation to become president of the zoo mbanu in nnamdi cownu voice, we cant afford to have another Buhari from south yeasth a devil you know is better than the angel you understand how critical the state he ruled for 8yrs are suffering, at least Lagos is better than Anambra with everything, signed out grin grin

Keep crying agbado urchin . Obi will still win by a LANDSLIDE coz God has ordained him. If you ppl like make the whole of Niger and Chad republic vote for agbado him go still lose to Obi. Atiku is already finished

Politics / Re: Peter Obi Visits Umueri & Other Communities Affected By Flood In Anambra by FunKiller: 6:58am On Oct 23, 2022
KingKO22:
Stingy pigs of IPOB blood grin

He no dey give chi-chi but he dey cash-out dollars.
Scammer

Na visit then go chop ?

Your visit is eye service.

Your donation will go a long way not useless visit

You are a sad individual I pity you
Suffering and smiling yoruba zombie Fela sabg about

Politics / Re: Rented Unknown Bishops: Tinubu Not Qualified To Be President By Bayo Oluwasanmi by FunKiller: 10:22pm On Jul 25, 2022
Commentor:


Go to Boston in US and see toll gates.

There's no free lunch anywhere.

But it is remitted to the state not cashed out and driven to bourdillon with Bullion Van.
Politics / Re: Rented Unknown Bishops: Tinubu Not Qualified To Be President By Bayo Oluwasanmi by FunKiller: 9:42pm On Jul 25, 2022
Sannisege:
Bloody sellout. Omo Ale! You Yoruba basterds cannot betray Tinubu the way your useless fathers betrayed Awolowo and MKO. We will exterminate all of you if you stand in the way of Yoruba 2023 agenda.

It is tribalistic bigots like you that are holding this country from reaching it's potential. Suffering and smiling zombie Fela sang about . Tinubu has had a hand in Lagos state coffers since 1999. Taxing everything taxable include private tollgates while using govt funds to build roads.
Alaye get out and vote competent leaders and stop being tribalistic who you epp.
Vote peter obi someone with actual mandate who is close to the people , I don't know Jack about BAT no one really knows he's so old and shady

Politics / Re: Reno: Peter Obi Is Like BBNaija And Will Gradually Fade Away After Elections by FunKiller: 6:40pm On Jul 25, 2022
BeardGangJnr1:
I like Obi, but he cannot win in 2023 let's face it.
The possibility is not so visible.....!!

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Assuming we are allowed to vote twice....
I'll vote for Tinubu first, then vote for Tinubu again....!! smiley wink cheesy grin

Kwantinue in your kwaraptian ( in Buhari voice)
Some of you just don't want a better life in your generation but think about those coming after you think about their future and vote in competent leaders that will change 9 ja for better not worse.
Vote for Obi

Politics / Re: Fashola: Tinubu Is The Most Qualified To Be Nigeria's President (video) by FunKiller: 6:23pm On Jul 25, 2022
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Oh coz your family is in UK you can be supporting rubbish in your home country thinking it wouldn't affect you. Why your family Japa now , let them come back and stay under BAT rulership and see what becomes of their future. You don't love your country at all bruv !

Politics / Re: Fashola: Tinubu Is The Most Qualified To Be Nigeria's President (video) by FunKiller: 6:16pm On Jul 25, 2022
Idaytesj29:


Trending on the social media :

GET PREPARED TO ENGAGE OBIDIENT CAMP CONSTRUCTIVELY

1.when they tell you PETER OBI is different. Tell them, if he is different, he will never associate with Atiku Till today he still see Atiku as his leader and he will never criticize him. He is also a serial cross carpeter like othe nigerian politicians. From APGA to PDP to LP.

2 If they say they just don't want APC and PDP.
Tell them Peter Obi and his deputy were formal PDP members
And Doyin okupe and co who worked with GEJ will be part of his government. Even saraki will decamp

3 if they say APC and PDP destroy nigerian.
Tell them Peter obi was part of the destroyers under GEJ as members of economic advisers.

4 if they tell you Tinubu is old?
Tell them none of them is young, Peter obi is 61yrs old and qualified to be a geriatric patient in some country
Majority of past US presidents are above 65yrs.

5 If they say Peter obi is intelligent and an economic guru.
Tell them Peter obi studied philosophy and finished with third class*
BAT graduated on top of his class in accountancy.

6 If they say Peter obi performed well as Anambra governor?
Ask them how come no standing physical legacy we could point to in Anambra
Also, how come we didn't know untill now when BOLA TINUBI, FASHOLA, AMBODE, AKPABIO, AMAECHI, UDOM EMMANUEL, UMAHI, ZULUM etc good performance in their states were and are known by all
Peter obi at any time was never the best performing governor in the country.

7 If they say Lagos used to be former capital.
Tell them Lagos is different from Lagos state & Lagos state and river state were both established in 1966
Lagos has 5 districts, only one of the district was formal capital. Tinubu developed the rest four exclusively.

8 If they tell you Tinubu did nothing in lagos?
Tell them to tell you how lekki and island looked like before 1999
Pls ask them if, RRS, LCDA, LAMATA, LAWMA, Millennium schools,etc were in existence before 1999

9 If they tell you, but Fashola and Ambode did 7 and 9?
Tell them TINUBU laid the foundations Afterall, they didn't support him when he brought them and they blame their failures on Tinubu. He can as well be responsible for their success.

10 If they tell you Lateef Jakande prepared the blueprint, tell them Lateef jakande was Awolowo disciple just like Tinubu
Tinubu reviewed the blueprint. BRT and Lekki free trade zones etc were never part of Jakande Plans.

11 Dangote refinery was supposed to be in Ondo state. Tell them,
Tinubu and fashola wooed him to lagos, ask Dangote himself

12 If they tell you Tinubu is a bigot, tell them,
Tinubu was the first governor since 1999 to appoint an Igbo man, Ben akabueze from anambra as commissioner in lagos, Can Ibo governor appoint other tribe as a commissioner? While Tinubu wife is a Christian for 35yrs with Majority of his political disciples cut across board
Ask them to mention one act of detribalization or non act of religion bigotry by Peter obi.
Infact he deported northerners and non anambra indigenes when he was a governor
He has never congratulated Muslims on any Eid Celebration before until recently, who is he deceiving.
He is yet to visit Owo since the attack in the CATHOLIC Church

13 If they tell you Tinubu is greedy and ambitious, tell them, Tinubu left power since 2007 & he never aspired to become a senator or minister or decamped, even as he sponsors and supports a lot of his political associates to hold elective positions untill now
It is desperation that made PETER OBI to jump from *APGA to PDP to LP

14 If they tell you Tinubu should be made responsible for Buhari few shortcomings, Tell them,
They have forgotten Tinubu was mocked for being Sidelined, Used and Dumped by the Buhari government, thereby preventing him from proffering economic advice to them
Infact, the Opposition celebrated his decimation.
Tinubu only crime is that he remains loyal to his party and the game, waiting for this moment to Right the Wrongs & God will help him to reposition Nigeria

15 If they tell you, he has no secondary school certificate. Tell them,
To produce Dr Afe Babalola secondary school certificate & that there are many alternatives qualifications to enter university abroad

16 If they tell you he is responsible for LEKKI massacre. Tell them,
It boils down to hatred and blackmail
Hatred will not kill some people, initially they said he was the one sponsoring Endsars to embarras Buhari. Later they said he ordered thugs to attack Endsars protesters, and lastly, he ordered the army to shoot at protesters. Ask them,
Can someone who holds no political office suddenly give orders to the army?
Even a sitting governor was unable to order a common police commissioner in his state during the Mayhem in Magodo, Lagos.

We saw videos of where Nnamdi kanu was ordering his brothers to go and destroy Tinubu's businesses and companies because of the hatred they have for Tinubu.

17 If they tell you he wants to islamize Nigeria by choosing shetimma. Tell them,
The same CAN still blame buhari for Islamization even when he chose Pastor Osinbajo
The Igbo people never voted Awolowo when he chose Philip, a Christian like him as vice.
Even till early this year, Igbo and some Christians still call OSINBAJO fake pastor. So, even if Tinubu pick Pope, they will still call him fake POPE as they are calling bishops that attended shetimma unveiling fake.
They have called pastor osinbajo, a renowned RCCG pastor fake before.
Infact, to them Tinubu wife is fake.

If they tell you be goat tell them I concur because you sound like a BATist ass licker. Go and hang upside down for your surelere cave in darkness since you refuse to see the light.

Politics / Re: Fashola: Tinubu Is The Most Qualified To Be Nigeria's President (video) by FunKiller: 6:12pm On Jul 25, 2022
blamingthedevil:
God Bless Incoming President Bola Ahmed Tinubu
Thunder fire the head that is wearing this rubbish and fire the hand that is sewing this trash BAT logo the only BAT is Stan is a superhero �.
Vote OBI 2023

Politics / Re: Fashola: Tinubu Is The Most Qualified To Be Nigeria's President (video) by FunKiller: 6:04pm On Jul 25, 2022
Quote author=diplomat058 post=115074465]

If your underdeveloped brain could not decipher by now that BAT, a proven and accomplished development strategist, is the best of all, and not one Pandora whose only major achievement as a governor is leaving money in bank and investing some in private interests, then I needn't bother trying to upgrade your senses

If you had shown a valid enthusiasm to learn, I could have considered you for a redemptive education to cure your IpoB ugh mentality

What a clown grin[/quote]

By mentioning IPOB I can see that you are tribalistic bigot and would support any dick and Tom provided they're from your so called tribe.
Someone who has a very shady past and present taxing every project he has done and still hands hands on Lagos state coffers since 1999 thats is now old and just want to fulfill his personal ambition of being president. You BATits are truly blind and can't see the light go hang upside down
in your cave with your upside down reasoning Tueh ! lipsrsealed
Politics / Re: Fashola: Tinubu Is The Most Qualified To Be Nigeria's President (video) by FunKiller: 1:41pm On Jul 25, 2022
diplomat058:


Don't be an Obidient slowpoke dumbscum

Granada is not Nigeria. BAT is the BEST of ALL

BAT2023

Explain how in BAT is the best candidate let me assess your mental capacity coz sometimes I wonder if half of the country are brainless homo erectuses. angry
Kwantinue in your kwaraptian (in Buhari voice)

Politics / Re: Fashola: Tinubu Is The Most Qualified To Be Nigeria's President (video) by FunKiller: 1:30pm On Jul 25, 2022
Wintertime:
I so much wish this Muslim Muslim ticket should fly through

I know some Wailers are crying that hypocrisy of Christian Christian ticket of south south and south east state government...

They earlier forgot the so-called rubbish Nigeria is a coexistence of different ethnic of focus religion.. south south and south east have different tribes but unify in Christianity and Christianity ruleth the day and owns the ideology of South South and southeast...

After the Muslim Muslim ticket pull through.. then they will finally understand the true meaning of sophistication

This time Biafra war will repeat itself, unlike then when your so-called foreign ally fought alongside you...
This time you will beg them to come


I so much wish this election should be done and dusted


Can't wait to see the collapse of this contraption


Don't know why that stupid Obi even came out to run..

By now our people will heavily rely on our words


Rubbish

Can't wait

My brother why would you wish for war in a country that people are already suffering.
I don't think you haved witnessed war before in your lifetime or you wouldn't ask for it. That would set us back another 50 years. UN won't show up until millions are already dead. Let us sort out ourselves and remove the old werey greedy politicians by voting them out and bringing in competent people. We are able to unite if the pie is shared evenly and good governance exists.
Vote for Peter Obi 2023

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi Was Buying Cars With Cash While Doctors On Strike by FunKiller: 10:18pm On Jul 06, 2022
Eniitankorede:
We had heard the defence of Peter Obi, that the laundered 250 million was for purchase of cars in Lagos. The question is: why were you buying cars when doctors were on strike for 13 months? Where did he get the money to buy cars? Is this not a case of misplaced priority?

You are obviously paid to smear peter Obis name but your unfounded allegations will never work.
Everyone knows about Tinubu's drug dealing dirty money past and was arrested in USA that's why he won't bring out the certificates bearing that tainted name. Now bust pretending fire caught the certs. So laughable
I don't even want to insult people like you again you are obviously brainless.
"Kwantinue in ya kwaraptian" (in buhari voice )
Politics / Re: Reno Omokri: Peter Obi's Supporters Are Cyber Bullies Of The Worst Order by FunKiller: 10:02pm On Jul 06, 2022
Parachoko:
Some of you guys on this site eh

See how you're referring to your parents as a useless idiot because I aired my opinion, I was not even talking to you undecided yet, you carried the matter for head like gala.

I no go exchange words with you, cause I know you're a small boy.

Mynd44

Seun

This boy is breaking Nairaland rule 2 and 3

Haha cry me a river werey !
Grown man wey no gree get sense .. so this is the kind of country you wish your children to grow up in suffer strike, joblessness, inflation, police brutality, out of touch old bad leaders, just because he's yoruba u support him.
You no dey shame your mates are president like Canadian president yet you are on nairaland spewing rubbish.
Bomboclart !
Foreign Affairs / Re: Israel Raids Al-Aqsa Mosque In Jerusalem Again; 152 Worshippers Injured by FunKiller: 10:36pm On Apr 15, 2022
Rexymania:
Israel is wicked o. Land wey no be una own, una still dey form oga

The land belongs to Israel as it it's their ancestral land since bible times .. when they were on exile that when these Arabs came to claim the land, same thing fulanis do in Nigeria.
Flush those head slammers out of the holy land

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Romance / Re: Have You Ever Lost A Good Partner Because Of Pride by FunKiller: 5:50am On Mar 30, 2022
cutecommend:
Have you ever lost someone that truly loved you because of pride? It may be pride of "instant breakup", it may be pride of ghosting, it may be pride of not apologizing, it may be pride of feeling too superior.....And now, you may be regretting so much how you wasted such golden opportunity that have not come bye again....

Pride is not good in relationships. It can make you lose someone and later regret it. You may say you don't give a damn, but in few years time, you may notice that your an opportunity in the dam...

Yes o I lost my college gf due to pride of ghosting, I was always very popular in school so all the females we're always flocking around me which made her very jealous so she decided to make me jealous by cheating on me. I found out and hated her for it, she later tried to get me back (without apologizing) I kept forming even tho I thought of her daily. She tried to get me back for over 2 years till we graduated.
She's now in Canada and we still ghosting ourselves, can't even like each other's Facebook posts coz of pride. I've met so many nonsense girls since then to know my mistake.
Guys pls if you can't go a day without thinking of that girl you probably love her, swallow your pride and patch things up. Life is too short and too long at the same time for heartbreak. There's only one true love and one soulmate.
Am not a simp just a matured mind wey don reason.

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Romance / Re: Did You Finally Date That Girl That Was Forming Too Hard To Get? Did It Go Well? by FunKiller: 5:24pm On Mar 28, 2022
MISSCONGENIALITY:
Here to read lie from wannabe red pillers who can only approach under aged girls.
So what if we approaching underage girls they don't carry the heavy baggage from previous relationships most old hags like you dey carry for head.
These days sef na Dem Sabi pass. A real nigga once said "the smaller, the tighter , the better" . I concur grin

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Car Talk / Re: Ever Since I Bought A Mercedes Benz, It's Been One Trouble To Another by FunKiller: 9:50am On Mar 23, 2022
Datboredberri:
Eating snakes? It's not an African delicacy... What's wrong with you?

I swear this guy na werey , so u park your c300 by the forest and then start hunting snakes to eat. Seems any dick and Tom can just post any lie they want on this site.
Snap the car and show us

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Romance / Re: Someone Said I Look Like A Teenager, But I'm 27 - PHOTOS by FunKiller: 9:01am On Mar 15, 2022
Baba if you're gonna do dreads just lock up and grow your hair till you can lock it .. this attachment dreads is very stupid and insulting to real rastas everywhere. It is a lifestyle not this nonsense you are doing. undecided

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Romance / Re: My Friend Takes Pleasure In Sleeping With Small Girls by FunKiller: 10:59pm On Mar 12, 2022
Nothing wrong with that infact I have been seeing myself attracted to such girls lately they are young full of energy and don't have emotional baggage from previous relationships. Allow the guy to enjoy himself jorr. After all the younger, the tighter, the better grin

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Crime / Re: Wisdom Joseph On The Run After Strangling His Wife To Death In Abuja (Photos) by FunKiller: 10:22am On Feb 25, 2022
She no see calm godly man to marry ? Na this mongo park agbero street fighter looking mofo she decide say is good for her. I'm sure other hard working guys would have wanted to marry her instead. Ladies take note, if you keep turning down princes you will soon end up with a frog.

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