Events › Re: Lady Goes Topless In Birthday Photoshoot by Funkybabee(f): 6:06pm On Sep 07, 2017 |
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Business › Re: 8 Commandments Of Shopping In A Nigerian Market. by Funkybabee(f): 3:50pm On Sep 07, 2017 |
AryaSand: Lol. My mom was like that too. She'll even tell the seller "she's your sister o, sell it for us now" That's after she has priced it from 3k to 800naira. Nigerian mothers are the best. Mehn they are really the best!!!!! Am going to miss her whenever I got married But your sign fear me ooo |
Crime › Re: Please Help: My Brother Is Missing - Abuja by Funkybabee(f): 12:23pm On Sep 07, 2017 |
I pray he shall come back home in Jesus name
Devil is a liar |
Business › Re: 8 Commandments Of Shopping In A Nigerian Market. by Funkybabee(f): 12:18pm On Sep 07, 2017 |
Mehn African mother are so wonderful.... your post makes me to remember yesterday when we went to buy clothes for my sister kids for festival...come see how she price something even me dey fear for where I sat..you Will be hearing dindinrin Mon lo Mon ye she know kuku sabi anything
Pls weytin I know sabi she still think am a kid |
Romance › Re: I'm A Young Female With A Good Job, Do I Really Have To Settle For Less? by Funkybabee(f): 9:43am On Sep 07, 2017 |
goodnewscliff: not trying to brag buh ama big boy!! buh marriage because of financial standard aint marriage... not dat well to do guys cant do good marriage partner!!! buh if u go wit dat light for a marriage mate,, u might end up marrying a very wrong person!!! i want we youth to really see d light for an enjoyable nd lasting marriage... we talking a lotta years here,, been financially bouyant cant keep dat marriage vibe going for a long time,,,, FACT That is your view. . I have already said my own, the way you think is different from mine |
Romance › Re: I Am 30yrs, Earn 35k A Month And Will Marry A Student In A Months Time. by Funkybabee(f): 9:36am On Sep 07, 2017 |
donpata: dont pity me. Pray for yourself and include me too. Bro thumb up for you.... Good analysis!! but is not as if am condemning you,but let me tell you marriage is not like how you think or see it.....and you can't predict the future!! Especially we woman, if she support you now and you both married and a child comes and she wish to buy this, buy that for her kids she won't be looking like that anymore am talking because am woman and I know how we can change at anything Wish you best of luck life but wait for her to graduate and get jer own little job before child enter My best advice niyen.... |
Romance › Re: I'm A Young Female With A Good Job, Do I Really Have To Settle For Less? by Funkybabee(f): 9:14am On Sep 07, 2017 |
Sister don't settle for less!!!! don't be desperate, you have to marry who worth your standard so that you may have happy home..
May God grant you ur own husband that will take care of you.... just remember this wait for your time |
Education › Re: Prophet T.B Joshua To Build A University In Ondo State by Funkybabee(f): 8:50am On Sep 07, 2017 |
If this is true, I know the fees will be very cheap compare to other school and even scholarship offer will be much......
Really thank you for investing here in Nigeria with such amounts sir....
God bless your ministry more |
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Iris Kaingu, Zambian Socialite Painted While Nude By A Male Artist. Photos by Funkybabee(f): 12:41am On Sep 07, 2017 |
godfromGod: Na so sister... No decency, No pride, No virtue.
In fact ours in far better than theirs o. Yeah......really better than this yeye thing |
Fashion › Re: Miss Ambassador For Peace 2017 Contestants (Photos) by Funkybabee(f): 7:25pm On Sep 06, 2017 |
Seriously am not a fine girl oooo but they worwor pass anything so sorry for that!!!!! Why did Igbo people like this business,see as they represent my state and Lagos Eleyi gidi gan ooo that last one resemble omo elepa wa I can't stop laughing  |
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Iris Kaingu, Zambian Socialite Painted While Nude By A Male Artist. Photos by Funkybabee(f): 6:18pm On Sep 06, 2017 |
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Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Iris Kaingu, Zambian Socialite Painted While Nude By A Male Artist. Photos by Funkybabee(f): 6:17pm On Sep 06, 2017 |
godfromGod: Your wondering is very mutual to mine  Seriously!!!! because if they have mother or some craze father especially here in Africa They would not dare this, even family member will used word to destroy them.... |
Romance › Re: What Do You Do When A Girl Keep Looking For Ways To Disgrace You? by Funkybabee(f): 3:51pm On Sep 06, 2017 |
Your dressing is a problem
If you dress neat, look kit and clean whenever she want to make jests of you some of her friends we not agree with her, some may even fall for you |
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Iris Kaingu, Zambian Socialite Painted While Nude By A Male Artist. Photos by Funkybabee(f): 3:46pm On Sep 06, 2017 |
Wonder if they don't have parents or family
Chck my sign |
Family › Re: A Nairalander Mother And Son Celebrate Birthday Same Day And Share Pictures by Funkybabee(f): 2:33pm On Sep 06, 2017 |
Larryomooba: My dad is Muslim...so maybe bcus of the season Woooh........am truly a guesser Good of you that saw the light and claim it Don't depart from your believe oooo in Christ everything is free |
Romance › Re: Chinenye Okonkwo, A Nairalander, Is Contesting For MBGN 2017 by Funkybabee(f): 2:29pm On Sep 06, 2017 |
16 comments so far since 2015......is when they need something you will see them begging for vote up and down but why representing zamfara shey their daughters no feel do it for themselves |
Family › Re: A Nairalander Mother And Son Celebrate Birthday Same Day And Share Pictures by Funkybabee(f): 1:50pm On Sep 06, 2017 |
Happy birthday to you and your mum llnp....
But why dressed like that when you ain't Muslim |
Crime › Re: Men Return Car They Stole, Wash It With Their Clothes After Going "Mad". Photos by Funkybabee(f): 1:33pm On Sep 06, 2017 |
WarriAproko: cant u see one holding snake. it might even be a festival Oh I see |
Crime › Re: Men Return Car They Stole, Wash It With Their Clothes After Going "Mad". Photos by Funkybabee(f): 1:32pm On Sep 06, 2017 |
WarriAproko: it might be a movie set just to hit traffic lol  really movie for two person to go naked Bro go and sleep |
Celebrities › Re: Yinka Quadri Celebrates His 58th Birthday With Stunning Photos by Funkybabee(f): 1:31pm On Sep 06, 2017 |
Happy birthday sir |
Crime › Re: Men Return Car They Stole, Wash It With Their Clothes After Going "Mad". Photos by Funkybabee(f): 1:27pm On Sep 06, 2017 |
WarriAproko: no science there. don't trust bloggers no location I can't really trust them as you said, but can you explain what might happened to two person to run mad at the same time even cleaning the car when they are shirtless |
Crime › Re: Men Return Car They Stole, Wash It With Their Clothes After Going "Mad". Photos by Funkybabee(f): 1:17pm On Sep 06, 2017 |
Eleyi gidi gan ......... Scientists should come and explain this or atheist I can't imaging this lol  |
Agriculture › Re: Tilapia And Cat Fish Coming Out Of The Ground In Delta After The Rain (Photos) by Funkybabee(f): 9:24pm On Sep 05, 2017 |
Make you use ham to do pepper soup nah |
Celebrities › Re: Adesua Etomi, Banky W's Mother And Sister Pictured Together by Funkybabee(f): 3:48pm On Sep 05, 2017 |
That mama is so beautiful |
Romance › Re: Getting Married To A Man Who Earns 35,000 As Salary by Funkybabee(f): 12:02pm On Sep 05, 2017 |
As long as I earn my own money and it's sufficient for my financial stuff
I don't care what he used to collect all what I know is that, he should know his responsibility even if he can't met it.. |
Family › Re: Why Your Husband Is Crazy About His Mistress And Is Not Ready To Let Her Go... by Funkybabee(f): 11:23am On Sep 05, 2017 |
askseunoladele: WHY YOUR HUSBAND IS CRAZY ABOUT HIS MISTRESS AND IS NOT READY TO LET HER GO...
I do not support an affair. Singles can also learn to prevent future adultery. But here are are the possible reasons your husband is crazy about his mistress and is not ready to let her go...
1. SHE LISTENS TO HIM while you are busy attending to the children, the chores, the business and forget that he even exists. You ignore him a lot and sometimes shout at him!
2. SHE RESPECTS, SUBMITS TO HIM AND TOTALLY ADORES HIM: She hangs to his words like the words of divinity. Celebrates him, admire him, praises him silly and is very fond of him.
3. SHE IS ROMANTIC: She goes completely crazy for him. While you are calling him by his first name or "baba Bayo", she gives him a sweet pet name and coos all those sweet nothings: "I love you", "I'm crazy for you...", "wanna die for you honey", "you are the sweetest, cutest thing in my world, etc." Into his ears.
4. SHE BUILDS HIS SEXUAL FANTASIES, she knows how to turn him on. Men are crazy for wives who turn them on.
5. SHE IS PASSIONATE IN BED. Come on, while you are lying down there like a log of wood completely dis-interested, she takes charge in bed! Energetic, passionate, wild, sweet to touch, versatile, switch into different styles like a pro and makes your husband scream her name over and over again. She makes sex so delicious he practically thinks about her 24/7.
6. SHE IS GETTING SLIMMER WHILE YOU ARE GETTING FATTER. Your husband hate the fat though he is not telling you.
7. SHE NEVER SAYS NO TO SEX. She is eager and ready any time, Mayday, any how, any where!
8. SHE SMELLS GOOD while you ooze body odour from morning till night.
8. SHE SHAVES AND IS SPARKLING CLEAN FROM HEAD TO TOE. You are bushy and dirty.
9. SHE TREATS HIM LIKE A LOVER BOY YET RESPECT HIM. You treat him like a grand dad and stop being romantic. She brings out the boy in him and play with him excitedly. At 50, she makes him feel 25. Men are completely crazy for women who play with them.
10. SHE PACKAGES HER BODY LIKE A SWEET SIXTEEN while you always dress like his great grand mother.
11. SHE IS GENEROUS while you are stingy.
12. SHE BELIEVES IN HIM, you despise him.
13. SHE PRAISES HIM, you despise and abuse him.
14. SHE SERVES HIM DELICIOUS FOOD WITH VARIERIES, your food is bland, tasteless and lacks variety.
15. SHE IS ALWAYS HAPPY TO SEE HIM, HEAR HIM ON PHONE AND EAGERLY WAIT FOR AND SEND HIM CHATS while you ignore him at the door after a hard day work at the office...
These and more are the reasons your husband is madly in love with his mistress and is not ready to let her go.
Once again, I do mot support an affair but trust me, if your dear hubby is not getting satisfied at home, there is a tendency to fall into temptation out there.
Some women complain they've done everything they knew how to do, yet their husbands still chase his mistress. Trust me baby, you've not done EVERYTHING you need to do. There are still MORE to do to get your husband back. It is not only sex a man wants in a mistress, he wants much more that he is lacking at home, find out and deal with it.
You are in real competition with the LovePeddler! Don't let her win. If she uses charm, you add prayer to your weapons and in no time you win your husband back. Read HIS NEEDS, HER NEEDS (How to build an affair proof marriage) by Gary Chapman, it will help you a lot. You will not lose your husband to another woman in Jesus name.I love you so much baby. Keep working at it. Feel free to share. God bless you. Cheers! © Seun Oladele, 2017. www.askseunoladele..com The problem is that she is using jaaruma goron tula |
Christianity Etc › Re: Lokoja Pastor Attempts To Heal A Mad Man And Was Beaten (Photos) by Funkybabee(f): 11:01am On Sep 05, 2017 |
binaws: [b][419 religion you never see anything those that turn there back to Allah they didn't go free. إن الدين عند الله الإسلام /b] john 3-16 KJV:For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. Stop playing religion bigots |
Christianity Etc › Re: Church Members Kissing Pastor's Feet In Front Of Congregation (Photos) by Funkybabee(f): 10:57am On Sep 05, 2017 |
Nonsense |
Education › Re: Here Are The Pictures Winsomelady Took During Her Graduation by Funkybabee(f): 10:43am On Sep 05, 2017 |
winsomelady: I keep saying it, Nairaland is a great place. Somebody has offered to mentor me! Isn’t that a great privilege? I tell you something: I will grab it with both hands. It is because of my membership of Nairaland. Take for instance, the thread I quoted above, won’t you rebuke us as unserious pikins if we don’t take advantage of it. Please mentor us. As somebody was counseling me here, don’t do drugs, don’t watch porn. That is what we want from you. I took the advice with all gladness. Tell us not to go to Romance section (I don’t visit such places because this is not the time for that; I have never had a bf, and I am OK with that). Get your acts together so that you can earn our respect. We the small pikins read some of the horrible and irresponsible things that you spew out, which we even think is beneath us. Once again, I am pleading on behalf of the ‘small’ pikins’ with all humility that you should put your acts together. Resolve that gutter language and uncouth manner will not be found among you again. Which one will you prefer I do? Visit boyfriend(s), and engage in irresponsible acts and engage in “girls’ talk’ and waste my life. I choose to be a responsible pikin. Instead of staph, gonorrhea and unwanted pregnancy, I get mentored (and for free) and get to ‘meet’ amazing people such as PaulPaulPaul, SeyiAyorinde, and countless others. Last Word2 #MarvellousTeam #FantasticTeam Here are the members of the team, and I am saying thank you for being good, thank you for being nice. It is nice ‘meeting’ all of you. I truly feel honoured being part of the big family. Uncle Seun All Mods Evablizin, Martinez19, y captainbangz, y CAPSLOCKED, y falcon01, y Paulpaulpaul, iNewton, EternalTruth, Martinez19, sonnie10, SchoolZinicc, gqboyy, Criis, y stanleyalpacino, Flexherbal, GogetterMD, beautiful232, ifeyemi200, Adenike775, LexngtonSteele, Burgerlomo, janeade, musa7m, ignis, JohnXcel, KelvinC1, abike12, buffalowings, claremont, midehill, Lucid1, SeyiAyorinde, EmekaBlue, Trippledee, boy16, dumie, irenosen22, Nov6, Tonymegabush1, Jesusgirl92, Odunharry, JuneOctober, Pain, Rajosh, nams77, oribi, blessedvisky, Blonchilli, Gidson05, Prinzyy, missyQween, Eaugusta, Elnino4ladies, JohnXcel, Funkybabee
To e-Uncles nwaamaipe, YoungDaNaval, beardlessdude, misteryman, bolubillionaire, NevetsIbot: with all humility, I offer the olive branch. Let us try not to be mean to one another. Peace This is going to be my last word on this. I may be absent for some time. I need to prepare very well for upcoming Post UTME.
Love you all Best of luck dear in your future endeavor.it's nice to stay off from here because of your exam as you mentioned earlier. Admission does not concern been brilliant.you have to read, work and pray and also my advice for you here is to stay off from some sections especially romance as you mentioned. it is not good for you guys cuz of some bad exposure Best of luck once again..... |
Education › Re: Here Are The Pictures Winsomelady Took During Her Graduation by Funkybabee(f): 10:28am On Sep 05, 2017 |
GrandFinale2017: the girl no get sense to knw that u were even backing her up. SMH Na you get sense full of crocodile poo Check below more before you comment |
Celebrities › Re: Mide Funmi Martins Looking Like A Queen In New Adorable Pictures by Funkybabee(f): 6:22pm On Sep 04, 2017 |
Mide done white oooo |
Celebrities › Re: Wizkid: If I Die Today, I Die A Legend by Funkybabee(f): 5:41pm On Sep 04, 2017 |
Bro go drink 'Aporo epa jebu' stop giving blogger news cuz they will start now and be saying our secret source told us yeye thing
Weed too much.......Pele get well soon the Lord is your strength you still have a long way to go |