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Celebrities › Re: Ronke Oshodi Weeps For Lateef Titilop Itakure At His Burial by Funkybabee(f): 9:18am On Jun 20, 2016
rip oooo. haàaaaa iku ma doro
adieu
Celebrities › Re: Ronke Oshodi Weeps For Lateef Titilop Itakure At His Burial by Funkybabee(f): 9:18am On Jun 20, 2016
rip oooo. haàaaaa iku ma doro
adieu
Christianity Etc › Re: Am I Destined To Sin As God Already Knows What I Will Do Next? by Funkybabee(f): 9:01am On Jun 20, 2016
BABANGBALI:
shahahahahahahahahaha sister funke Fokoradi no sabi English o na only BEDminton she sabi grin grin
so what are u trying to say agent of Satan. are u trying to shey ur girl/sister sabi do rubbish as ashawo?, or what are u telling me.mind u don't quote me back because if u do so am going to report u to the abused u gave me

and for the Yoruba replied I made before∆
"I said it done pain u,that u want to cry" that's the meaning of what I said. and I know lala and seun u called upon would have cross check If I have vilify u.
so don't cry on me again if u don't know who real bitch are

#b£a€s¶∆d
Christianity Etc › Re: Am I Destined To Sin As God Already Knows What I Will Do Next? by Funkybabee(f): 6:21pm On Jun 19, 2016
tongue
BABANGBALI:
sister funke,na wa for you o,fine you no fine,simple English you no sabi write. See as you just dey murder English. Abeg go buy me Panadol jo
and my answer to your second question
thank God I fine pass u and ur girlfriend/fiance

obi odun'' ofe ke tongue
BABANGBALI:
sister funke,na wa for you o,fine you no fine,simple English you no sabi write. See as you just dey murder English. Abeg go buy me Panadol jo
and my answer to your second question
thank God I fine pass u and ur girlfriend/fiance

obi odun'' ofe ke
Christianity Etc › Re: Am I Destined To Sin As God Already Knows What I Will Do Next? by Funkybabee(f): 6:16pm On Jun 19, 2016
BABANGBALI:
sister funke,na wa for you o,fine you no fine,simple English you no sabi write. See as you just dey murder English. Abeg go buy me Panadol jo
and bro 'gboranmideleru' what consigned you with it. shey I talk to u ni abi why u carry my matter for head like poly trash. and i know before u said that u would have check most of my text, but mind u my first lazy in academy is typing even I don't fit like to write note when I dey school u better go get paracetamol or actified code for ur headache

smh;!!!
Christianity Etc › Re: Am I Destined To Sin As God Already Knows What I Will Do Next? by Funkybabee(f): 3:32pm On Jun 19, 2016
@op u are not a believer because if so you would have know the truth
let me give u an example in the beginning when God create Adam and eve he told them what to eat and what does not supposed to eat.do u know the reason why is because he know the result of each thing that is why he left them to choose what they want not as if he have already know what they will choose. is as if you born a pikin and you know what he can do and what he can't but mind you u cannot stop him from what he wish to do because that is what he choose so u better pray make only spirit manifest in ur life and explain the word in spirit for u.
Christianity Etc › Re: Mbaka: Buhari's Chance Of Healing May Be Slim by Funkybabee(f): 10:45pm On Jun 18, 2016
CHIJIOKE1314:
My prayer for Buhari is, may his pain increase and his stomach swell then, his head be covered with ripped pimples..

May seven demons from hell surround him always till he breathes no more..
ye pray for Jerusalem so that it can bring good fruit
do u know as u cursed him u have cursed thy nation remembered u might be in his position someday and so shall reap what thy SOw.
and remembered the law of karma what goes around comes around as u wish in dead,I pray God should judge who is right if its you or him.bros remember my word and write today dates down

may God bless ur soul.
Fashion › Re: Most Beautiful Model In Nigeria Pageant Finalists by Funkybabee(f): 10:23pm On Jun 18, 2016
yeye dey smell where is miss osun
Career › Re: What Skills Have You Learnt That Can Earn You Money? by Funkybabee(f): 9:55am On Jun 18, 2016
if u really serious about what to do join GHA today and u will be making money even if you sleep.you just need to start it with 1k and keep making money

check my signature for more info
Romance › Re: Ladies:When a guy you turn down goes for your friend. by Funkybabee(f): 8:37am On Jun 18, 2016
capital NO
Celebrities › Re: Dele Momodu Meets Ella Mensah (Pictured) by Funkybabee(f): 6:05pm On Jun 17, 2016
chaiiiii chaii chaii this food is for baby ooo.
Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage Covers Essay Of Africa Magazine by Funkybabee(f): 12:10pm On Jun 17, 2016
waooooooo she is cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!

abeg check my signature
Foreign Affairs › Re: Man Buried With Machete, Bullet, Eggs And Pepper In Ghana by Funkybabee(f): 12:00pm On Jun 17, 2016
make them leave this guy to sleep in peace sorry to rest in peace naah!!!!
Celebrities › Re: Dayo Amusa’s Source Of Wealth Exposed by Funkybabee(f): 3:33pm On Jun 16, 2016
this aunty kemi case yi,^ is now serious ooo any doctor working @yaba left should come to her aid ooo ¥¥¥¥why her mother no feel use Ankara to press her mouth when she is young ,bayi
Romance › Re: Guy Refuses To Pay For Friends Invited To Their Date By His Female Friend by Funkybabee(f): 2:10pm On Jun 16, 2016
kaycodes:
Lolz the thing pain you nor be small. cheesy cheesy cheesy

First question is why would she invite her friends to go out with her on a DATE.
Does she even understand the meaning of going on a date

For emphasis;

date
TWO people getting together for an activity when the possibility of romance between them has been broached but not ruled out. Since the exploration of romance is the purpose of a date, merely asking someone out on a date is sufficient to broach the subject. Dates may or not continue once a couple have entered into a romantic relationship. The word "date" may be used to identify a get together between two people not romantically involved, but this usage is meant to convey irony, since such a meeting is not a date in the true sense of the word.
Yeah, Mike and I went on a date last night. He's cute, but I'm not sure if I want to get involved with him or not.

There was no place where FRIENDS was mentioned.

Now to the guy's action, buying extra tickets for her friends was supposed to be a favor which he may or may not offer, in this case he choose not to. He passed a very clear message to the girl from day one which every guy should learn from.

Scenario one...

Girl.... Hey what's up, please meet my friends I told you wanted to see the movie
Guy... Greets the ladies and hugs his potential bae.

Ladies... Hey, girl we're coming lets get our tickets (That's what a classy girl will do)
Guy... Ladies don't worry I already got all the tickets
Girl.. blushes and says thank you.


Scenario two...

Girl.... Hey what's up, please meet my friends I told you wanted to see the movie
Guy... Greets the ladies and hugs his potential bae.

Ladies... Hey, girl we're coming lets get our tickets (That's what a classy girl will do)
Guy... Says nothing, probably engrossed in some tete e tete talk with potential bae
Girl.. Okay, no problem, I'll just get some snacks before you get back.

We can have several scenarios of how this should have gone... but none of them should depict the guy as an I.diot for paying or not.

The girl's mentality however shows how impoverished she is, plain and simple.
If you invited them as your friends, then you should take care of them as your friends, not pass the buck to someone you still don't know yet just to impress your friends, that's the height of selfishness and irresponsibility.
na lie u mean if a guy buy something for her bae friend is irresponsibility.
guys pls stop ur poverty thinking, if a guy buy something for her bae friend is normal and for matured brain not as if for impressed. and mind u it does not pain me because an not the Lady or that friend lady that is my own point of view and mind u bros try to impress lady that's make a real nigga

do u know why ladies are rushing for davido are his co musicians cuz they will not think twice to impress them

if u have money spend it don't be stingy bros life is too short for karashika!!!
Romance › Re: Guy Refuses To Pay For Friends Invited To Their Date By His Female Friend by Funkybabee(f): 12:03pm On Jun 16, 2016
hhmmm that guy will think he play well ooo!!! he will not know that he just embarrassed himself!!! simple things I can't afford to buy ur friend ticket ooo she would have already know

why tell her it OK if u know u can't afford their ticket#√ that is how they will loose their real future wife instead they will marry to !egun eja! wife

smh for that guy
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Launches Radio Station, Goes On Air by Funkybabee(f): 11:33am On Jun 16, 2016
this is fake news!!!!

if true that's mean our army is useless ooo telling Us they have technically defeat them

where is efcc this corruption
Romance › Re: Ladies. Watch Your Tongue. I Stopped Caring For Her After She Said This by Funkybabee(f): 8:50am On Jun 15, 2016
hardon1:
poster, if she were ur wife, would you send her packing just because she said she is managing you?
Women physically dont hv strength, hence their strenght lies in their mouth. Its high time u know that the average woman have bad mouth.
Moreover you only told your side of the story. Girls may have bad mouth, it doesnt me they are not sensitive in their choice of words over a man they like. When people quarrel, they try to outdo each other at words. IMO, you must thrown her a missile and then she releases atomic bomb just to make sure it hits you hard.
You probably used words like ashawo - 'nothin hurts a woman more when she hears this from a man she sacrifices her love and fidelity to', or u probably said 'her father is stupid or a drunkard', 'her mother is a witch', 'her family is so poor rhat you can feed them all' .... The list is endless.
So my brother, if uyou have said hurtful things as well, accept her fully and enjoy you relationship. If you dont want her fully, kindly let her go, just like someone said.
Even married women somtimes say it to their husbands in the heat of provocation
hardon1:
poster, if she were ur wife, would you send her packing just because she said she is managing you?
Women physically dont hv strength, hence their strenght lies in their mouth. Its high time u know that the average woman have bad mouth.
Moreover you only told your side of the story. Girls may have bad mouth, it doesnt me they are not sensitive in their choice of words over a man they like. When people quarrel, they try to outdo each other at words. IMO, you must thrown her a missile and then she releases atomic bomb just to make sure it hits you hard.
You probably used words like ashawo - 'nothin hurts a woman more when she hears this from a man she sacrifices her love and fidelity to', or u probably said 'her father is stupid or a drunkard', 'her mother is a witch', 'her family is so poor rhat you can feed them all' .... The list is endless.
So my brother, if uyou have said hurtful things as well, accept her fully and enjoy you relationship. If you dont want her fully, kindly let her go, just like someone said.
Even married women somtimes say it to their husbands in the heat of provocation
thank you bro u have said it all
we woman we don't have heart to take things we have a soft heart
Events › Re: Ghanaian Groom In Lab Coat-Looking Suit by Funkybabee(f): 10:09pm On Jun 14, 2016
this is corruption
Celebrities › Re: Is This Fashion Or Madness by Funkybabee(op): 1:35pm On Jun 14, 2016
ollymoore:
Haaaa wish him speedy recovery
cheesy[
Celebrities › Is This Fashion Or Madness by Funkybabee(op): 10:28am On Jun 14, 2016
i can't just imagine how some guys can dress like this out!!! question to you guys is this what you called fashion or madness!!!!!

Romance › Re: Wife Catches Her Husband With Mistress And Beat The Hell Out Of Her (photos) by Funkybabee(f): 11:00am On Jun 13, 2016
may God help not to marry unfortunate man as a husband
Celebrities › Re: Wizkid Sits On A Toilet On The Cover Of Fab Magazine by Funkybabee(f): 10:30am On Jun 13, 2016
who know WizKid I want buy this thing ¡!!!!!!!!!lol


baba NLA ti o ranyan
Politics › Re: List Of 36 States Of Nigeria And Their Meanings by Funkybabee(f): 6:55pm On Jun 11, 2016
epe in yio Ku pa IYA elomin ti oun refer osun as a debt state
Celebrities › Re: A Kind Of Kiss You Get When You Marry A Mechanic by Funkybabee(op): 1:07pm On Jun 10, 2016
pics

Celebrities › A Kind Of Kiss You Get When You Marry A Mechanic by Funkybabee(op): 1:03pm On Jun 10, 2016
;Dthis is the kind of kiss you get when you marry a mechanic who usually suck petrol from fuel tank to gallon lol
Celebrities › Re: What Nonsense! See How This Lady Exposes Her Nash In The Name Of Fashion by Funkybabee(f): 12:16pm On Jun 10, 2016
ile aiye ile asan
Foreign Affairs › Re: Aborted Baby Found In Floodwaters In Accra, Ghana. by Funkybabee(f): 12:06pm On Jun 10, 2016
why people are so wicked like this£Π
what a cruel life for that young baby that don't know about any crime or sin. may that mother never be pregnant again in life such foolish people!!!

rushing out from this thread
Christianity Etc › Re: Osun CAN Orders Christian Students To Attend Classes In Church Robe by Funkybabee(f): 9:43am On Jun 10, 2016
this issue is easy if they want to wear hijab let them go to Muslim school that they allowed it why did they want to allow it in Christian schools is not okay nah.
they called a schools CAC commercial sch and u want them to be wearing hijab did they think is good nobody force them for not using hijab but used it in Muslim sch that they will allow it

leave Christian schools out of it now sheey by fire and force to go to Christian schools ni
Romance › Re: Happy Weekend To All My Romanslander Dude, Long Time No Mention by Funkybabee(f): 11:28pm On Jun 09, 2016
longtime friend
Christianity Etc › Re: Antichrist Compares Jesus With Pharaoh On Facebook: Users Come For Him by Funkybabee(f): 10:06pm On Jun 09, 2016
oodua1stson:
hahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahahah this is so funny it's getting sad.



1st of, why are you praying for me? Who prayer don epp? If prayer truly works pastors won't secretly travel overseas for healing at hospitals.



If prayers truly work each and every Christian I know will be damn rich now




If prayers truly work thousands of Christians won't be in hospitals having their lives saved by science



If prayers truly work boko haram won't be bombing churches left and right




If prayers truly work Saudi Arabia won't be killing for apostasy and still nothing changed




If prayers truly work Nigerians who are one of the most religious in the world won't be in a terrible mess and would actually produce great leaders



If prayers truly work every sane human being will be dead now, including the little boy in akwa ibom branded as a witch by Christians





If prayers truly work buhari will go to a pastor or imam to pray for healing on his infected ear




If prayers truly work, one of our show off thief pastors would have asked the mountain to move and it will move(nobody like show off pass pastors)




If prayers truly work I'm 50000% certain one of our show off pastors would go to Ebola ravaged region and lay his hands on people and they will get healed(notice how all of our pastors pick race when Ebola show face? It's because they know God can't cure it or save them from contracting it)



If prayers truly work with all the thousands of prayers Christians make for Nigeria since I was born this country should have at least been the best in Africa. But what do we have now?



Back to my question, who prayer epp?
that's why I said that your eyes is closed but u can still open your heart for him if u are ready. let me tell u something everything on heart need grace and mercy because when Jesus is on earth is all sickness he cured?!
no just because those that he cured have mercy in them not everyone on earth can have the grace to be cured is only you that can asked for mercy. I know you will know small about bible
in Bible all people that asked for mercy is the one God show it too. like blind man,Solomon,David,lame man and so on they asked and God give to them even Bible say asked and it shall be given unto u is not as if God do not know what we need but he want us to asked using our own mouth


if u think there is no God that's mean u don't believed in spiritual power I pray may u not experience bad thing in life if so u wouldn't have been saying this u would have know Jesus is not from ijesha Yoruba says 'eni kan lomon pe olorun wa' let me stop here for now

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